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  • Hey what about Russia you now Lennin Stalin?

  • Looks like the PLA, yakuza, and Taliban can work together now :)

  • Hypothetically, Nazi Germany supported Japanese expansionism, the "C.S.A" supported the Nazi Regime. So would the "C.S.A" be technically more inclined to support the Japanese out of support for their new Nazi Allies?? Or as the film would suggest just attack, I'm assume because they aren't white as they did in South America?

  • @56RebelheaD56 Germany was also allies with the Chinese Nationalist

    they bailed on them and backed the Japs

    they could have been allies just for certain reasons

  • @56RebelheaD56 You are so right

  • they used footage of the berlin wall

  • husband:im an abolitionist!

    wife: NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

    8:55

    

  • so the africans betray their people by selling them into slavery for money.....then years later they wipe it from their history and the blame the white southern men and women for owning them fucking niggers, i seem to remember hitler doing the same.....

  • @jamesjamesa Apartheid South Africa

  • @jamesjamesa South Africa was an white suremacist country at that time before neslon mandola

  • @Presidentofstormhawk oh i did not know that..

  • @jamesjamesa YOU didn't know that?

  • @venichen1 nope

  • hah Jigaboo

  • Its scary how a satirical humour piece brings out all the racists. Very scary. I guess this film hit close to the target after all.

  • Nice. I like the joke of the CSA going to war with Japan on Dec 7 1941 with a surprise air attack.

  • whatever happen to world war 1? did that happen during the conquest of south america?

  • Noooooooooooo UNCLE TOM'S CABIN!

  • Without Einstein or Oppenheimer, how did the CSA develop nuclear weapons?

  • @icowrich I imagine Oppenheimer was born on the Jewish reservation on Long Island, after all, he was American. In any case, this movie isn't supposed to reflect what would've actually happened if the South had won the war.

  • @icowrich Forget that, If there were no jews ther'd be no Hollywood, and none of these classic  movie clips

  • @icowrich by the grace of God lol

  • @icowrich lol there where other people dumbass

  • @tHeWasTeDYouTh: Such as?? The research came mostly from European scientists. We could have done it, eventually, but not first.

  • @icowrich Science progresses even with the absence of the famous scientists who made the discovery. There were other scientists, some in the Soviet Union, some in Germany, some in Denmark, US, etc... that were working on such a weapon. The two guys you named just found it first. But the real question is how did the US get it first if scientific progress was so backwards.

  • @icowrich Einstein was a Jew, and the Nazis were still persecuting them. Don't know about Oppenheimer.

  • @icowrich "By the grace of god" LOL

  • 7:30 abolitionist or alien?

  • sure if the south won the civil war slavery would have ended but the movie explained that because of bad economic times in the CSA they renewed the trade so who knows if they did won they might have just evolved slavery fitting it with the times.

  • I know I'm laughing even though I really shouldn't be.

  • @Hello59239 Don't worry, they ment this too be funny, but with a serious undertone.

  • Omg for moment there i thot it wouldnt even get passed the whole racist ass shit and got into something intersting.... Like Nazis! =D

  • if this happened, i would have a nazi exchange student

  • had the plan been followed by Lincoln he wanted not only to free them but send them back to Africa right afterwards,I wonder why this is never mentioned?

  • @germanysjim

    Dude, really?  Did you really just ask that question you stupid jigaboo.

  • @BigDaddyGaryTheKing yea, so what? They are always crying and wining about this land so send em back, BTW didnt martin lucifer coon have that name also? big daddy coon?

  • @germanysjim I don't even know what or who Big Daddy Coon is. But they wasn't crying over black people being fair. It's not that they even wanted the black people gone. They just wanted them to be house hold animals with benefits. Besides, the country of Africa didn't want them back rather they came from there heritage or not, because they are going to quickly overpopulate, and change the ways of there habitat in a negative way, turning there 2 way war into a 3 way war. Pick up a book man. Damn.

  • @BigDaddyGaryTheKing Its you who needs to pick up a book, Big daddy is what MLK used to say to the hookers just before he performed his mating ritual, Thats a fact, bud, Check it out,, Why do you think the FBI has closed his files for 50 years?

  • @germanysjim

    The same reason that they close every thing. They are nothing but conspiracies, they sit around there table and conspire. It's a world of things that you and I want know unless we become poltcians. But I don't play them games. Never have, never will.

  • @BigDaddyGaryTheKing facts are a little different than conspiracies, so is the fear to read them

  • @germanysjim

    Why would you fear knowing the truth about your nation? I mean, you rather be lied to every day then know the real truth. I mean, how do we know if America is really America?

    You feel me?

  • @BigDaddyGaryTheKing only english spoken here,no ebonics

  • @germanysjim

    Only Americans can talk to me. No Germans.

  • this is the way things should be now.

  • This is fun to watch. As a southerner I don't believe this is even close to what it would have been like, but its good to see what the rest of the country has been brainwashed into believing.

  • lol i'm canadian XD

  • Why would japanese be living in America in this world?

  • This would be funny if it didn't sound like American History all over again except everyone has a southern accent :P

  • "The bucks were returned to their masters, no explanation was given"

    because free black soldiers with combat experience would come home and whoop some plantation owner ass

  • lol red canada instead of russia XD

  • I find it funny that the CSA attacked Japan on 7 Dec 2941 instead of Japan attacking Pearl Harbor.

  • As a Canadian, I find this segment somewhat...hard to describe...though the idea of a fortified border wall is patently absurd. Obviously a (well-done) shoutout to the Berlin wall, but Berlin is not 5000 km across...

  • @1RadicalOne

    Well, there was a similar wall system all along the intra-german border. That's not 5000 km across, but still a wee bit bigger than the Berlin Wall.

  • funny thing is the JBU is based on john brown, a real man who with a small group of man in the time before the civil war, planed to capture a union armory near his town and help the slaves flee to the north by holding the army. john brown failed and all three of his sons who were with him died.

  • The CSA would have almost certainly been allies of the UK, dating back to the Civil War. It is HIGHLY unlikely that the CSA would have openly courted Hitler.

  • "What is terroism to one, is patriatism to another."

    That isn't uttered as much as it should be.

  • @St3v3Patrio7 Terroism too me is just violence to unarmed civelians too me, I don't mind calling the bombing of sat Berlin in WW2 terroism.

  • @St3v3Patrio7 It's taught too much in US schools.

  • @TheGroundedAviator no its not dumbass

  • @capitandelfuego It's what the rest of the world see it as, and a guy I know whe spent some time in the stats as a kid viewed it as so. You could say what a class lession is too one is nationalism preatching too another.

  • @TheGroundedAviator Definitely not. I spent my whole life in the US, and never once heard anyone say that. Not only this, but American nationalist believe that the only type of patriotism is the kind that supports America, and therefore anything else is terrorism if its not American patriotism.

    You should read this quote back wards, "What is patriotism to one, is terrorism to another." Maybe you'll see it in a different matter.

  • @capitandelfuego Like I said he was there due too his dad having a job there for awhile. I agree with you, I want you too know that but the guy I'm talking of said it was pretty full on.

    I know that quote and understand it well. Though terrorism is also just attacking unarmed civilians in order too make them submit, like that ever worked! Although the shock valu has helped a few times.

    Don't take this too seriously.

  • @St3v3Patrio7 ilike tht saying

  • In this reality Canada would have been very strong, with all the immigration from the (US) and the other WW2 refugees. Canada would have been a real threat... Sad really, we would have to be enemies to be strong, whey cant we be friends and strong?

    Sigh... I guess Canada could become strong in the future. Maybe.

  • @MITCHOFLAND it probably will be. the U.S. has 10 times the population of Canada, but as the earth's climate changes, the far north will become alot more attractive to immigrants.

  • @1978atcarroll I suppose... but we will always be allies, its how its always been and always will be... as long as both sides don't go all Hitler on everything.

  • imagine what would've happen if the Nazis and the CSA joined up.....

  • imagine what would've happen if the Nazis and the CSA joined up.....

  • imagine what would've happen if the Nazis and the CSA joined up.....

  • the south never had an ambition to expand and "conquer" the north. They wanted to be a separate nation. The war started after congress declared it unconstitutional to secede from the union, and threatened action to put down the "rebellion."

  • i wonder if the 8 people who disliked this watched the other 5 parts...and if so did they dislike those too, or was this part very distasteful in particul. not to offend anyone,just always wonder that when i watch movies on youtube

  • The scenario of the black soldiers reminds me of all the Russian prisoners that Stalin used in WW2. He said they could go free when the job was done, and promptly put them back in the gulags when the war was over.

  • @JohnBullocks

    I don't think you know what apathy means.

  • Reading must be scary to those inbread hicks.

  • @tom9154

    *inbred.

    Oh the irony.

  • The commercials are so surreal ...

  • @JohnBullocks dude shut up you anti semite prick.

  • Since the Civil War from the southern perspective was about fighting against oppression of state rights and taxation without represention, while slavery only came up as a major issue later in the war, emancipation would have eventually happened later. Many like Robert E. Lee were pro-emancipation. Plus the CSA never would of annexed the North. The North would have likely embargoed the South, forcing slavery to end if the South had won.

  • This film is very good, thanks for uploading :P

  • This probably means less than in most films, but there's an anachronism in this clip. William Styron's "The Confessions of Nat Turner" wasn't published until 1967, twelve years after the date given for the pastiche 50's film.

  • "half mule, half horse" i love the fact that a mule is half donkey, half horse

  • What's weird about these commercials is a few of them seem to target slaves as an audience but I doubt slaves would allowed to watch TV.

  • i think maybe owning ppl is just morally wrong and eventually becomes demonstrably so in a media culture.

  • OK i call bullshit. how the fuck are they getting the A bomb in this history.

  • @cmydna1 Well, the had to fight the Nazis because...oh...oh, that's right, they sided with them...

    Well, in an case, Einstein STILL...oh...oh, that's right, the kicked most of thge Jews out and kept them out...

    Well, I guess the answer, logically is...LOOK! LOOK OVER THERE! *Runs away from the approaching Poof of Logic* :p

  • @cmydna1 I don't see why that should be a problem. In this scenario, Jewish scientists would have probably perished in the Holocaust while the remaining physicists would have been at work on the problem. There's nothing inherent in Judaism that makes its people capable nuclear physicists while nobody else is up to scratch. Werner Heisenberg, for example, came so close to developing a nuclear bomb that there are still arguments about whether or not he was deliberately holding back the project.

  • Anyone who equates the CSA with Nazi Germany is an ignorant ass who knows nothing about actual American history...including the producers of this fim... hello Spike Lee!

  • Cotton Curtain = Iron Curtain in name, Korean DMZ in concept

  • @Jh5kRadio berlin wall. why not just invade canada?

  • @cmydna1

    Because Canada, I would believe following alternate history, would still be part of the British Empire.

  • @melonhead82 it still is isnt it :P

  • @cmydna1

    No, Canada is part of the Commonwealth Realm & Commonwealth of Nations. The Commonwealth Realm is where the Queen of the United Kingdom is also Queen of 15 other nations e.g. Canada, Australia, New Zealand, but known as Queen of e.g. Canada. The Govenor-General acts as Head of State on behalf of Her Majesty.

    Commonwealth of Nations is a union of 54 nations that were once part of the British Empire (excluding 2) and unite in sport, human rights and culture. Its not a political Union.

  • @melonhead82 WE RULEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!­1

    peasant.

  • @cmydna1

    I am British, and I'm not a peasant, and what do we rule?

  • Does anyone else think the t.v. screen in I Married An Abolitionist is way too big for the time period?

  • On the website, they state that Einstein tried to flee to Canda but the CSA intercepted him and convinced him to work on the atomic bomb.

  • Commerical: Confederate Martha Stewart

  • Well, KKK and Nazi, Skinheads...are similiar...Wondering if they would include modern day tea baggers?

  • I like movies that talk about an alternate reality,

  • C.S.A. and the Nazis as allies? Oh puh-LEASE!!!

  • @DarthWill3

    Why not? Both were build on a misguided idea of bigotry and supremacy. It's not like they would have any problem with Nazi-Germany's policies.

  • @SSTTEEAALLTTHH Good thing that never happened.

  • @DarthWill3

    Agreed.

  • @DarthWill3 sad...just sad.

  • @cmydna1 Oh well.

  • @DarthWill3 I could see it.

  • @MutleeIsTheAntiGod Really? You could?

  • @DarthWill3 White Supremacists and Nazis/Aryans getting along? Yeah, not much of a stretch. Plus the movie mentions the C.S.A's Anti-semetic views. How is this hard for you to visualize?

  • @MutleeIsTheAntiGod Agreed.

  • I'm an Abolitionist

    AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    

  • I think Slavery would have still ended if the south won but a lot later

  • @toughspitfire - Not according to the Confederate Constitution it wouldn't have.

    I strongly believe if the South won, there would still be slavery.

  • @toughspitfire

    There's no credible reason to believe that.

  • @toughspitfire Yeah. Why pay your workers nothing and have to feed and cloth them, when you can pay them next to nothing and not have to feed or cloth them at all?

  • @toughspitfire I agree for because slavery only helped the rich whites so all poor people would've objected to slavery eventually

  • @toughspitfire I can't believe you got any thumbs up for that retarded comment.

  • @capitandelfuego Are you getting pissed because I have an opinion?

  • Come on now if the confederates won slavery would have died of natural causes. America would be a better place for all. Heck I would be having myself a Southern Belle by now.

  • @powerman103 - What do you base the opinion on?

    The Confederate Constitution clearly states that no law will ever be passed to end slavery. I can show you where it says that.

  • BLAME CANADA!!! LOL :-)

  • Why would the blacks fight the japanese? Shouldn't they be fighting together?

  • @ATravestyOfJustice - Slaves use to fight their white master's wars for them all the time if promised their freedom.

  • "By the grace of God, we developed a weapon" That reminds me, how did they develop nuclear weapons without Einstein and Oppenheimer and numerous other scientists?

  • @mikedamat I read on their website timeline of the CSA, apparently Einstein had been working on it and was travelling to Canada to work with teams there, as the UK wasn't safe, but the site said the CSA kidnapped him and forced him to give the research to them.

  • @A16AdamWalker That would make sense, kidnapping and extortion works like a charm for getting scientists who are ideologically opposed to you to work.

  • @mikedamat yeah the time line on the web shows few things up that connect stuff in the film, otherwise your right, the nuke wouldn't make sense

  • I like to dream about how things could have been. Off course this is not in a good way but it is funny when you think about that things could have been very different..

  • Slavery is EVIL!

  • some of the parts they mention in the movie dont make sense...1) without einsteins help, who was jewish, how did the csa here devlop the atom bomb?..seeing as they wouldnt have regarded his theories as he was a lesser person in their eyes...2) attacking japan, wouldve broken their non interference with germany, who had a alliance with japan...germany wouldve takent hat as the csas entrance intot he war against them

  • @darthkarr its an alternate history...remember...in true history, we were not allied with the reich, but japan was...however, germany allied with the csa and not japan. and einsteins theories might not have been needed...others couldve brought the idea into play.

  • @iSmokeCronicUshld2 Germany never liked the idea of allying with an inferior non aryan race, if there was an option to side with an entity like the CSA, they'd do it immediatley

  • You know it's bad when you compare Hitler to your leader and Hitler wins.

  • YEAHHH! A WORLD WHERE JAPAN WAS ON THE GOOD SIDE IN WWII LOL

  • everyone should own a nigger!! or a sand nigger!

  • @madjoe41 Just a Nigger. Sand Niggers are good people for business not labor :P

  • Wait a minute...Albert Einstein was a Jew. So how did they get the atomic bomb in this timeline when he was the one who created it?

  • @HappyHookerTV You are stupid learn history. He never made the Atomic bomb. He only gave a mathematical theory which didn't really help make it.

  • i wanna know how the csa developed the atomic bomb..considering most of the ppl who worked on it otl...were jewish descent, from other countries and with other ideals..theyd never have being allowed near any atomic project

  • @darthkarr

    Are you forgetting that the Nazis were close to making the atomic bomb even though the idea in principle came from a jew?

  • sounds like they shoulda hanged that john ambrose guy if you ask me.

  • bahahaha. that "I married an ablitionist" scence was adapted from the movie version of a clockwork orange right?

  • @OjohYou - Not likely. I didn't see anything that was similar. The scene reminded me more of a horror film from the 1950's, which I take is what they were going for. They did a good job on it in my view! The screen color looked great!

    I am also guessing they are comparing abolitionists to the communist people because I believe there was much paranoia about those folks back then.

  • It doesn't say much for the CSA when in this reality the Japanese are seen as the good guys

  • @Zeruel3 thats because they are the good guys,

  • @Zeruel3 Yeah, but its different since they're not white.

  • i love how they tried to make abolitionist evil

  • Hm, how come the slave trade was done with African leaders who were still presumably under the control of European powers? And I guess we're to assume that WWI happened as in history (though presumably without American involvement), since that was basically what caused the rise of the Nazis. But how could they still develop the nuke? Einstein and Oppenheimer were both Jewish, and it's been established how hostile the CSA is towards Jews.

  • @oancitizen thts exactly what i was thinking lol. Also, Einstein contributed to quantum mechanics which is the basis of much of our modern technology such as the microchips and electron microscopes. I think that if the Confederates have won technology and science, particulary physics, would have been different and possibly inferior to what we have in this world.

  • it a good thing Hitler didn't enslave the Jewish people God would had been PISS! AGAIN!

  • It's inaccurate in this segment of the film. Hitler had no extermination plan for the Jews as early as 1935. The plan was only thought up in 1942, and not by Hitler, but by Reinhard Heydrich.

  • what is terrorism to one, is patriotism to other

    so deamn true

  • how ironic, the fact that hitler was jew and despite his won people

  • This is so exaggerated.

  • Red Canada?! The irony of the wall makes me lol considering today the US-Canada border is the longest undefended border in the world lol

  • WTF

  • There's always work to be done; slavery wouldn't have ended.

  • spanish subtitles :(

  • God damn i luv this!

  • WHO IS YALL????!?!?!?!??! XD

  • with out US involvment the the germans would have took europe and destroyed the soviets no couldve stopped them with out the US to help

  • @Chiliosthethird

    No no. That's typical American high school education brainwashing. The reality is, Hitler's biggest mistake was declaring war on Russia. It's thousands of miles across, is heavily populated and has an arctic winter. It was the Russians that took Berlin, the Russians that were encircling Hitler by the time the US entered and Russians that really won that war. The US's primary war was in the Pacific with the Japanese.

  • @kimjuszczak I disagree if the united states didnt boot rommels ass outa north africa, invade italy, and bomb the shit outa germanys industrial centers germany wouldve won the war. Furthermore, the reason the germans lost the war in the east was the numerouse strategic errors made by Hitler, the lack of winter clothing, not focusing on moscow in 41, among others.

  • @Chiliosthethird

    The US didn't even enter the 2nd front until it was clear Germany would lose. It would've taken years longer without the constant Allied bombing raids and the D-Day invasion but even before the intervention of American air power, Germany was already in retreat on the Eastern Front in 1942. By the time the US entered in 1944 the Soviets were in the European continent clobbering the Nazi army.

  • @kimjuszczak Once again i disagree, the germans did not lose the initiative in the east until after the failure of operation zitadel in mid 1943, furthermore if D-Day failed or never happend and all the german divisions in west headed to the eastern theatre the Russians would have found it very hard going. The war would have been prolonged thus allowing for german super weapons to be fully implemented. The super weapons alone would have made the war unwinnable for the Allies

  • @Chiliosthethird If by German superweapons you mean nukes then they'd never have worked. They went up a blind alley with their heavy water bomb. They would never have held out against the Russians, bear in mind they didn't have to make it all the way to the channel to win, conquering most of Germany would have done it. But the US forces fighting with us across Europe did end the war that much sooner. If only we'd all stopped Hitler sooner.

  • @Starman117 I did not mean nukes i meant sarin and soman nerve gas, jets thats were decades ahead of any other country and things along that line