Hire Me Hallmark: I Write Amazing Cards!

[freShh04]

lol

[kevkonk]

Are there any cards on getting the sack from a job?

You are useless, your work was a pain, leave the building and don't come back again.

and reply

Your job was pants, a bit of a farce, shove your job right up your arse....

[richw4]

HAHA they are great, very relevant for the modern times! The kind of card I would buy! You'll have to let us know if they get back to you :)

[flinflonman]

id buy thoes

[MoonLightMitch]

lol. Sadly not through Hallmark. Thanks for the comment!

[flinflonman]

lol np..

[mdrproductionz]

LOL. Nice.

[hegger94]

This is my favorite one soo funny!!!

[chibivivichan]

lol anniversary one was great.

[lilbits]

Very innovative. Good job

[Leilani233]

There would be a market for cards like that in Australia ....

[obsquatch]

You are twisted. Well done.

[blehhh13]

lmao, awesome. like the 1st card. idk if hallmark would like them. sound kinda like somethin between hallmark n spencers a store. definitely good

[dudegay18]

I would buy those cards,they are GREAT!!!!!! Good job..lol

[erectionaffection]

there once was a man from peru who feel asleep in his canoe while dreamming of venus he played with his penis and woke up with a handful of goo lol whadda ya think kinda erotic for the chronic masturbator in all of us

[NancyIsEpic]

you are my fucking idol xD

[OneSillyTrucker]

Ha! Niiiice, very nice Mitch.

[jenniferjayy]

LOL so funny!

[EddyGurge]

Excellent work!

[MeanBlackDude]

Ha hahaha!

Gold! 5*'s , my friend.

I'd like to get that second card for some ppl.

[MoonLightMitch]

lol. I should go leave this in random ppl's mail boxes.

[MotokoStarwind]

"It rhymes with Hallmark. Shit..." rofl. I'd say #2 is the best for cards, but I loved #3.

[MistaCurry]

:D hardy har har haaarr...

you know what i want those greeting cards now...

[dragade101]

1st 2, not good. last best. your looking in the wrong direction to write about this.

[christopherinsc1981]

lol I liked them all

[Drewpoooo]

2nd and 3rd were the top but im going with the 2nd cause money is good

[lovely267]

lmaoooooooooooo...sweet 16.

[crimsong19]

Great cards!

[MoonLightMitch]

Thanks man!

[devtamagi]

Haha, great video man you are so creative

[MoonLightMitch]

Thanks man! Much Appreciated!!

[TheeVandal]

2 months 2 late! XD very good.

all the jokes in this vid wer perfect! nothing less.

[MoonLightMitch]

Thanks man!

[FatGuyWithAShotgun]

very touching.

[MoonLightMitch]

I thought so!

[Glikadzou]

haha those are awesome!

Sweet 16 xD

[lifewithbeenie]

funny stuff dude.

[TADroxsox]

hey, how did you make the intro in the beginning?

[MoonLightMitch]

I'm not at my computer right now but it's all done with simple movie maker. A effect over an effect.

[LuckyStrike502]

I'd buy them!

[DILLIGAF333]

Some novels are supposed to get dirty pretty fast.

Food for thought...mull it over.

[LuckyStrike502]

What are you doing over here, honkey.

[DILLIGAF333]

Cram it with walnuts, ugly.

[LuckyStrike502]

LOL

[DILLIGAF333]

Oh, and Sweet 16 card FTW.

[Hethyr]

awesome

[melzaelf]

Great cards ..... I think they would sell well at an Emo store :)

lol

5 star's

[MoonLightMitch]

lol. I never considered that.

[xSamanthaNicole]

hhaha i really hope you didn't actually send those cards to them ;)

[davidchen1122]

hehe, we can always use a great joke on our hallmark cards!

[thedemon48]

ha ha ha do a card for a funeral

[MoonLightMitch]

hmm.

[dantheman23312]

the last one was horrible!!! but still hilarious!

[MoonLightMitch]

"Horrible... but hilarious" hahaha

[begothic]

i really love it :)))

[nerdfighter4]

terrible terrible hallmark cards! true and funny, but terrible!

[bbeeecccaaaboo]

hahaha

well if you actually sent those to Hallmark, and you get a response.

nice, I'd hire you :)

[mizzie37]

rofl..hallmark will be a fool to let you slip away lol

[MoonLightMitch]

I think my hallmark boat has sailed. lol