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  • calypso was like "WHATS GOOD NIGGA!" to the little kid on the airplane XD

  • I'm TIRED of these motherfuckin' Calypsos on my motherfuckin' plane!

  • Fun fact: Shadow's driver always, be it literally or symbolically, has a raven attached. And with the exception of Head On, Shadow's endings center around revenge for the dead.

  • your wrong calypso!

    only you and the kid knows

  • At the end:

    "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! YOUR WELCOME JUST PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE!"

  • Once Ghost Sweet Tooth gets a hold of Colypso he's dead big time.

  • this ending = fuckin lmao

  • Actually those souls make Calypso stronger for he is absorbing them so in short he is very thankful to Mortimer, and that is why he always has a happy ending.

  • @NexusARC .....what are you talking about? it looked to me like he hadn't absorbed them when he got loose.

  • @CirqueDuFreak2000 Not all of them maybe some.

  • @NexusARC Where has it ever said he absorbs souls anyway?

  • *After he says "Thank you for playing twisted Metal"*

    Kid! Go Tell the Pilot to pull over!

  • shadow sounds like billy ray stillwell from tm black

  • Along with minion, the coolest TM2 character.

  • Poor kid is never gonna be happy again...

  • imagine the strong wind on his face...

    I AM BAWIPZU, AND I FENK U FOR FAYING TWISTAR METAL

  • @marcolaranja HA!

  • This used to crack me up. Shadow was the shit...still is. A purple hearse? Best idea.

  • the en he sounds um how do i put this um... mentally challenged when he yells twisted metal

  • LOL shadows the messenger O_O

  • Kid's ass added a new jet turbine to the plane when he shat his pants as he saw Calypso !

  • Calypso:I'AM CALYPSO AND I THANK YOU FOR PLAYING TWISTED METAL!

    Me:Yeah yeah.Shut up and enjoy the flight.

    *shuts window*

    Calypso:Just asking.

  • This used to creep me the fuck out as a kid.

  • i am calypso, and i thank you for visiting....the twilight zone

  • @prototype3651 Gotta wonder if it was an intentional nod to that particular episode....

  • theres a calypso on the wing of the plane!

  • HAHAHAHA THAT ENDING WAS FUNNY

  • I would wish for the ability to wish for as many things as i want,whatever i want,whenever i want,wherever i want

  • @randomguy10999 Um wishes are not always striaght forward they are always tricks to wishes say u wish to live forever BUT ur body will age plus u will feel pain but wont die. so u will feel have a body of a 100 year old n have painfull cramps every minutes..

  • >mfw there's a man who runs a death race outside my window on a plane

  • Gotta hand it to Calypso. He took that shit in total stride.

  • it's preacher! :D

  • Foreshadowing. That's Yellow Jacket.

  • the kid was probably playing head on on his psp!!

  • @binnieb20 Lol

  • but..how s plane there..if a world is at flame..lol..calypso just lose this time..

  • @TheNoobRaptor haha that actually mad me laugh. Lol

  • Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh THERE'S A MONSTER ON THE WING, THERE'S A MONSTER ON THE WING!!!!!!!!!!

  • That was, hands down, the scariest moment of my life. For a while, I thought he might have been some sort alien, trying to thank me for flying the plane to catch him, not understanding the English language, or the fact that I wasn't the one flying the plane.

    The memories of that huge smile, yelling, "Twisteeed Metaaaal!" though the window...

    it's...

    Anyways, a few years later, I found an awesome game in the bargain bin...

  • If I was the kid, I woulda flipped shit, broke the window, and falcon pawnch that fucker right off the plane.

  • @DeadlyXhadow FALCO PAWNCH! YES! SHOW ME YA' MOVES!

  • holy moly , mother trucker damn you FCC

  • Mortamer sounds like the preist from Twisted Metal Black.

  • Isn't Calypso also a Spider-Man super-villain?

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  • Calypso: I AM CALYPSO! AND I THANK YOU FOR PLAYING TWISTED METALLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!

    Nostalgia Critic: I AM ACTING!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Shadow was a shitty character

  • why did the souls fly him into a plane?

  • i like the endings where Calypso gets the shaft

  • I had it with this muther fuking guy on this muther fuking plain

  • LAWL Calypso, get off of that plane!

  • @metalisbetter1o00:

    He can't. He would fall down to his doom.

    @roster312:

    Yeah, that would scare me, too.

  • HEY! I SAW THIS ON TWILIGHT ZONE!

  • imagine your sitting in a plane next to a window and suddenly a guy looks in the window and screams AND I THANK YOU FOR PLAYING TWISTED METAL....now that be scary as SHIT

  • @roster312

    his face is scary enough!

  • @roster312 Pants would be shat, HARD!

  • @roster312 I'd say "You're Welcome!" Lol

  • lol planes fly faster than souls

  • is he from louisiana?

  • @sheiksubra According to the manual, in his profile it says 'Born: 6 Feet Under' lol

  • This is my Car!!!

  • that kid looks like yellow jacket 0_o

  • shouldn't they have taken him to hell?

  • @pokedudewithglasses

    or just take to the highest point and drop him!

  • Lol that kid freaked out,he cried from surprise,plus that kid didnt even play twisted metal

  • LOL thats hilarious!

  • Shadow is probably the worst car in the game but has the best ending out of everyone

  • @Clemensisguilty

    not exactly. Shadow in small brawl was pretty decent. oh wait, fuck decent. Shadow in Small Brawl IS one of the best cars there.

  • @Clemensisguilty Are you dumb or dizzy? How can shadow be the worst car in twisted metal? He special can do 3/4 of the damage to max armour such as mr slams armour and still pass threw walls and be manually detonated. He has good speed and armour is okay. I think you mean best car in game.

  • @300tunes Exactly, and seeing as how I probably played more hours with Shadow than anyone on the planet, I can attest to the fact that Shadow's Special was even more deadly to Vehicles that were Airborne or on a Slanted angle. I used to activate the Green Bubble shield, ram the vehicle, then spam my 2 or 3 Specials I had saved, I could kill any non-boss vehicle in a matter of seconds, because the first blast would send them into the air, the next 1 or 2 would do double the damage.

  • @Gumballmachine83 I also used shield and ram into cars and i also noticed that you can use the shadow slightly of the ground and that Increase the damage quite good. The max damage i did on mr slam in one hit was like 75% of his hp. The next best non boss car is axel, His has very good armour, Nice ramming damage and His regular special to throw people into the air. I also shield when ramming into people while specing. Then third there is general warthog Very decent special, armour and speed.

  • @300tunes I never played Axel, never liked him. His Special was too proximity-based, like Mr Slam, you'd have to be right on their ass to use it properly, even moreso with Mr. Slam, as you'd need to be facing them and right on top of them. Using the Freeze ability helped, but if you used the shields alot like I do, its almost a pointless thing to try. Especially if you're doing me a favor by coming right to me, then its Shield/Special-spam death-time.

  • @Gumballmachine83 Though in 2 players spectre could give shadow a run for his money, With his speed and special passing threw walls. He could easily outrun shadow and keep specing. xD

  • @300tunes Yeah, but the Speed & the Ghost Missles are all he has, if you pop the shield at the right time, you can take the Missle completely out of the equasion, or if the player is too far out of range (Say in a huge map, like Hong Kong), the Missle wont even track, I tried it before...it will just sail straight. Just catching Spectre is the only problem. And Energy for Shields replenish alot faster than Specials power back up. Now if the God-Mode is enabled (Infinite Ammo), Skill wins...

  • @300tunes ...and if Skill is the tell-tale sign of victory with the God-Mode on, All I'd need to do is Catch him, and its over. I'd just Shield up the entire time Im looking or rushing him, then use Remote Bombs and Shadows Special once I was on top of the player. The only Car I've ever had an issue with was Twister. The goddamn Whirlwind actually throws your car around and disorients you, and you cant attack when in it.

  • dont mess with the shadow hahaha

  • wow this guy makes calypso seem like a fucking carebaer

  • I laughed for 1 full minute at the look on that person's face.

  • *He* is Calypso...and he thanks you for playing playing Twisted Metal!!!

  • This is what started that guy's fear of things on the airplane's fins in The Twilight Zone.

  • "A gift FOR ME! let me see it"

    "but it was a trap"

  • pickle surprise, kid!!!

  • LOL, Calypso gets pwned.

  • IIIII AMMMM CALYPSOOOO... AND THANK YOU FOR PLAYIYING TWIIISTED METALLLL!!!

  • "Only one man knows what happened, because that kid never got his puberty afterwards" " I am Calypso and I thank you for playing TWISTED MET4AL"

  • i bought this game on the ps store, i know i could have gotten psx for free on my psp, but i chose to buy it instead :)

  • lol 1:20

  • I dont think that kid was playing twisted metal though =/

  • I guess the souls wish they would've just shoved him off the building instead.

  • I Love this one even though i would just wish that he would die and suck my penis. Or i would jus wish for more wishes

  • @tekknking Are you SURE you'd want that to happen? He'd find a way to fuck you over... xD Probably for "More wishes" - He'd make you play the tournament... over, and over... and over...

  • @ZehNAcc Lol true never thought about that, i would probably just wish that Calypso was never born so the contest wouldve never happened anyway. But anyways(not trying to confuse anybody) but the whole story of the TM1-TM2-TM HO is that its actually just a dream so this whole tournament is a dream, TM2 was actually a big crash. Roadkill is like the main character and in every single ending of his he wakes up from a dream that this never happened. Minion is just another part of him also.

  • @tekknking Lol, that's how you perceived it? xD Well, I'm sure that there would be no actual way for people to actually take to the streets armed with missiles, mini-guns, and big napalm blasts, but I dun really think that it's a "dream", well, not for any one set character.

  • God i hope they bring back this sort of Animation for Twisted Metal for PS3!!! can you imagine the amazing graphics and INCREDIBLE resolution they could get for the animation?! god im hard just thinking about it!!! Twisted Metal is the Best console game Series EVER MADE!!! it puts everything else to shame!

  • Best  Ending !!!

  • *kids looks out the window*

    Calypso: I will rape you!

  • @kengoofthenine not if the kids rape him first!

  • @kengoofthenine lololololol im dying of laughter

  • he scared the fuck outta that kid in the lane

  • i miss those games, ima buy em again, where are they sold?

  • the best ending!

  • Shadow is a fucking thug.

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  • Oh my god. That's the funniest fuckin' thing ive ever seen.

  • any prize for you count chocula

  • SHADOW OWNS!

  • I can't believe no one noticed that shadows voice in this is the same in brimestone in black.

  • @mardfet I noticed it.

  • Is this the only ending where the winner doesn't get fucked over?

  • @Acr2440 Watch Roadkills

  • ROFL, fucking funny ending

  • best ending EVAR

  • I don't get it. Claypso was brought by the souls "who died under his guard". then he was flown everywhere, then landed on a wing of a plane. what happened to shadow?

    I reallly don't get it

  • @emoangel756 he died then was wakend by grave robbers in head on and his wishj in that game was to put to rest

  • Wouldn't it make more sense for the last level to be at New York? You fight there about 3 stages before, why go all the way back?

  • LOL the look on the kids face is priceless

  • Took the words straight from my mouth.

  • hehehehe..

  • Shadow's accent changed. First it was English, then it was country.

  • favorite ending in tm2

  • Must think at the plane scene while you traveling ^^

  • lol at the end xP

  • shadow is one creepy ass dude lol..this is one of the best endings..right behind minions

  • @LilTwistaX And he doesent get screwed in non of the parts :)

  • calypso says only he knew wat happened, but the kid also knew

  • 0:39 OHSHI-

  • I freakin' love Mortimer! This ending is cool!.......

  • Wow that kid must have shit himself

  • @comotose762 lol

  • This ending is awesome.

  • These endings are so much better then the TM3 endings.

  • Shadow was my fav char but i never seen the ending to him. I loled at the end when he was like 'AND THANKS YOU FOR PLAYING TWISTED METAL!!' while scaring the shit out of the girl Lol

  • Possibly, one of the best videogame endings of all time for me, complemented by an absolutely STELLAR villian second only to Albert Wesker.

  • I wonder... how did he really land or got in the plane.

  • It's all ni the voice.

    He usually talks sorta softly or giggly for his ending lines, but here he's screaming over the jet stream.

    Favorite ending.

  • I love how unconcerned and snooty he sounds, despite his rather unusual predicament.

    Only one man knows the truth, and it's Calypso!

  • the look on calypsos face on the plane wing

    and the f*cked out girl

  • brilliant, i can imagine claypso punching through the window and ripping the kid's face off. XD

  • This is, and always will be, the greatest Twisted Metal ending.

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  • I absolutely loved shadow's ending.

    just looking at that kid made me laugh for hours.

  • thats funny

  • lol but a guy who can grant wishes to send ppl in the past and turn a clown into a garden bug does make sense? lol

  • In the history of TM games, this has to be up there as one of the best endings.

  • Lol this ending is hilarious.

    I can picture it as a demotivator.

    Calypso: When you see him on an air plane, you will shit bricks.

  • AAAAAHHHHHH William Shatner!

  • Theres something on the wing of the plane!

  • Ha.

  • that kid lol

  • "AND I THANK YOU FOR PLAYING TWISTED METAL!"

    Your welcome, Calypso!

  • the best ending of tm2

  • this is raven in TM2 when she was old

    LOL

  • poor boy in the plane

  • Calypso on the plane wing...bricks have been shat.

  • i am calypso wwho wanna play tm lmfao man.

  • Good luck living,Calypso.

    If the fall doesn't kill ya,the planes blades will.

  • haha that ending was a good one :P

  • I'll bet that kid dropped a load in his pants. XD

  • BEST ENDING EVER.

  • I played with shadow from very beginning when the game came out. He is the best when you know how to play especially with his special ability finding thorough buildings etc. constantly beating in psx club friends which were also quite good. They used to call me shadow because of that when I come...

    Great character too :)...

  • Hell yea, his special weapon regenerates every minute or so and they do mad damage!

    Thumper's does major damage too, but Thumper only gets a special every 5 minutes or so.

  • lmao

    That ending reminded me of a Twilight Zone episode

  • shadow is good? i always thot he was bad

  • sounds like brimstone

  • Shadow is my favorite character in the ENTIRE Twisted Metal series. :D

  • The hearse from TM2 was one of my all time favorites but my favorite character has to go to Thumper.

  • if that happend i would scream so loud and faint because he has an ugly burnt face

  • LOL!

  • lol calypso is crazy