Soulstorm - Sisters of Battle Stronghold Defeat

[IHATEGAYFAMILYGUY]

0:06

Saint: GAHH!!! MY EYES!!! THE LASER BURNS!!!

[GasSnake2003]

I want that music.

[HollowerFollower]

Who would've thought a Batman Beyond song would fit so damn well. BigDickCheney's got a real talent for knowing what music just goes perfectly with a scene.

[iammjolnir]

Say what you will about this game, but this scene has one hell of a soundtrack.

[p6mkq]

Desecration and Blasphemy ?

There can be only one punishment - burn the Imperial Guard to a crisp !

[year111]

0:50 IG Yeah we won! Wait we're standing in the middle of fire!

[evilkittypenguin]

oh like imperial guard would do this

[GeekEnglish]

@evilkittypenguin Actually Imperial guard did do this. They won soulstorm :D

[JJalaskoski]

None can rival the sheer awesome of general Vance Motherfucking Stubbs!

[ExarchLaeresh]

Damn that's a weird looking oven in the kitchen.

[martoboyo]

0:51 tough guardsmen, standing in the flames without a scratch

[Ghostrider91111]

0:03 So unrealistic 5 guardsmen kill a Living Saint XD

[ClonetrooperMaster9]

how come the guardsmen are evil now they killed the blood ravens and now the sisters of battle

[ArtistofWar64]

@ClonetrooperMaster9 with all do respect to you the gaurdsmen were FORCED to fight them. None of them would back down so they unfortunately ended up fighting each other. that and the fact that the sisters are complete BONKERS! IN FLAMES? REALLY?

[ClonetrooperMaster9]

@ArtistofWar64 ohh ok i see,i just didnt play the games so i didnt really understand,and the sisters were always crazy i mean bitches be trippin'

[ixonixas]

guardsmens stood like a bosses in flames.

[nekrolich]

Haha In Flames, In Flames

[talisman742]

0:49

Sisters: IT BURNS!!!!!

Guards: (with a troll face) you mad sis?

[otakusized07]

I remember when I fought the sisters. The stairs was littered with hundreds of dead guardsmen.

[PNDRazor]

ON MY MARK! CHAAARGE! CHAAARGE! GO GO GO! CH-CHA-CHARGE!

[usedforstufff]

0:49

Sisters: AAAHHH IT BURNS!!! IM DIEING!!!

Guards: HURR DERR were ok!!!!

even though dark crusade was way better its fun to make fun of these small things like... SPEEHS MAHREENZ!!!



[Lippalate]

The Canoness propably liked In Flames.

[RedSquareStudios514]

Guardsman: AAAAAAHHHHHH!!! Hey wait, im not crispy!

[Dialgausingchillrend]

WTH (what the hell) guardsmen can stand in fire?????!!!!!!

[Dialgausingchillrend]

Stubbs: Finally I can fry my eggs, bacon and toast my bread, commisar bring me a plate

Commisar: Yes sir here it is

Stubbs: Om nom nom mmmmmm BACON!

Sister: :I (scream from being burned)

[Simonboy5]

If you played this as the Imperial Guard, like this guy did, you'd know that this mission was fucking epic for the IG. Waves of forces clashed in gargantuan battles, every meter counted.

[xxlCortez]

Canoness should say at 0:46 "Can you blush?"

Oh, and I just love how concinnous the sisters even when they lie dead. They are orderly soldiers indeed.

[JimProfitCommunist]

Jesus... have enough fire based weaponry sisters? Good thing this isn't pokemon, a rock or water type would slam you.

[MrFishman55]

@JimProfitCommunist it's a flame war

[DarkLocustSlayer]

The Nuns with Guns have failed and now they must make sandwiches as their punishment

[Ruzaraneh]

pfffttt Flak armour that gain protection again Flame???!!!!!

0:49 - end pffftt

[Aaron4444444]

Why the hell would Imperium soldiers shoot a Living Saint. Herp derp, may as well join Chaos, dickheads.

[krazykrunit]

a great example of quantity over quality

[Thenoobiestmaniacs]

That fight was hard, my baneblades were owned 5 times

[JKDissection]

Tactician: Commander, lasguns will do little damage against power armor. Perhaps we should dig in and ready the Basili-

Stubbs: Charge the bitches.

Tactician: I'll prepare the Chimeras for an assau-

Stubbs: No. On foot. No formation. Charge the bitches.

[maooz]

Hahaha Take that you crazy Bitches. Of all the emperors servants they are the worst.

[extondude]

Should of stayed in the kitchen, now the guard won't have any sandwiches

[physsnake]

when those ,,sisters of emporers kitchen girls'' said ,,IN FLAIMS'' so those biches

started to shit in FLIMES

[GAF1987]

They're on the same side! Why are they fighting each other? Those bitches are crazy!

[PNDRazor]

STORM THEM! CHARGE! GO GO GO! ON MY MARK! CHAARGE!

[DARVGH1]

@PNDRazor this is why i love the IG

[WeirdBoySkuzag]

See? When I suggested the fire retardant kevlar, you all laughed at me. NOOOOW look who know what he's talking about!

[Kaiserhawk]

Praise be to the AsbestosT-shirts

[D7Origin]

Why are bolter bitches obsessed with burning everything? I swear, they're worse than the Salamanders chapter when they burned that one planet; THE WHOLE FUCKING PLANET!!!

[LaKream]

WHERE ARE MY 72 VIRGINS?!

[emelld13245]

Why were the imperial guards and the sisters of battle against each other

i did not play the game btw so plz make this clear for me

[kramt203]

@emelld13245

the sister had the opinion that everyone is corrupted or incompetend and the only option is to cleanse(burn down) everything.

The guard(252nd Karava Regiment) didn't want to give the sisters(and in their opinion zealots) the control over their homeworld.

[emelld13245]

@kramt203 ah, thank you :)

[trandomphatguy]

because fire solves everything.

[K9Productzions]

killing yourself doesn't make you martyr or holy....it only send you to HELL!!!!....so all fanatical players that start to believe more in the fake emperor than the true one....you really need to get a life :D

[xxlCortez]

@K9Productzions Your emperor just as real as this.

[Willindor]

Sanguinius will be pissed after hearing that his girlfriend was killed by guardsmen with lasguns.

[Rilurio]

@Willindor Why, because his girlfriend's dead, or because they succeeded in killing her with something as patheic as a flashlight

[Tarik360]

I like how the Guardsmen stand unharmed in those fires.

[Hellride91]

I think they like grilling some beacons or stuff.... all what they do is burning things up :D

[johncena271]

and so they returned to their kitchens...

[baybuggy6]

@thrsdude sexsit btich

[shockerx95]

this is the most dramatic end in all dawn of war

down with all the fanatics

[kenji214245]

ah got to love the humans they are so well captured in the Warhammer universe once a huge proud empire now shattered and twisted the different armies fight even each other for honor losing countless more technological achievements to the glory of battle XD

[GearShotgun]

0:46

*all the guardsmen think*

"WHOA so thats why the commander told us to wear our fireproof suits"

[GearShotgun]

looks like they went out in a.......

(put on sunglasses)

BLAZE of glory.

XD

[Icebergeification]

@GearShotgun ughXD

[GearShotgun]

@Icebergeification yeah i knew it was a bad joke

[lolsers4535242435345]

SOB LEADER: WE MUST GO IN FLAMES !!!!!!!!!!!!!

IMPERIALE : OH SHIT we forgot to tell them that we had fire proof armor in the staff meeting

SOB LEADER: WIAT WHAT YOU STUPID ASSHO exsplodes into flames

[Zapinc9]

Vance: "Men! Run in all directions! These tactics are indesputable!"

[Zardul]

Thank the Emperor those asbestos armor suits arrived just before the attack.

[TCproductions1000]

The "sisters" want to burn the unclean (everybody) and then they burn them selfs XENOS!!!!!!!!!!

[GREENBERET93]

no wonder they lost. this were fire-resist guardsmen!

[KiethSomataw99]

what song is played in this?

[BigDickCheney]

@KiethSomataw99 Batman Beyond - Farewells.

[Rototornik]

0:55 guardsmen chillin in fire

[snarst]

@Rototornik so thats what flak jackets protect you from =D

[horseman217]

0:39

She shares my music taste at least :D

[kiridan]

Yeah and the guardsmen take a break from fighting........ covered in flames !!!

[meister12ful]

whats the music?

[xxlCortez]

When I destroyed this zealots with chaos (if I were a chaos marine, I could call them the Bitches of the False Emperor) I suspected whats coming for them if I win. I can imagine what could be "atrocities that best not give full account":D

[nocliper101]

Funny about this...That Imperial Guard regiment, or at least Stubbs, is gonna get their asses handed to them by the Inquisition.

[TheKingofnoob]

-"Haha! And you said these flame retardant flak jackets were useless!"

-"Just shut up, Vince."

-"We don't need them, you said. No way we are gonna get flamed, you said!"

-"Fuck you, Vince."

[SentinelSoldier115]

Imperial Guard are so awsome

[VillainousOperative]

Well, at least that's one upside of wearing armour made of wet cardboard. You're effectively fireproof! :D

[Rider339]

I remember when I first got soulstorm and did this mission as the orcs. I went in, not knowing what to expect and it turned out to be one of the longest battles I've ever had.

Many times it could of gone either way, their annoying crusades cause me to nearly lose about 3 times as they tottally trashed my army and base but over time I did enough damage tot hem and had a strong enough defense that no matter what they threw they coundn't beat me, and after 3 hours I finally won.

[vampire4598]

One of my favourite Dawn of War races,whats notesworthy is ot the fact that they lost,but their sacrifice in the face of defeat...something even worthy MEN would shirk from these days!!!

[darkraven411]

Now you know why men fight the wars and girls stay at home to watch the kids

[BandLeafStorm]

Finally you women can go home and make me my sandwich! Im starving D:

[rhadooxxl]

You stupid bitches failed the emperor. Back to the kitchen

[00Partyfox00]

@rhadooxxl i laugh so hard XD



[orkkilla5589]

@rhadooxxl sexism jokes? Even the chaos gods look down upon you now.

[NoiseMarines]

@rhadooxxl The battlefield IS their kitchen.

[rhadooxxl]

@NoiseMarines seems their cooking sucks

[BloodDX2]

i like how all the corpses of the SOB are in the exact same position, rofl

[chroma42]

I would feel like an ass if I killed someone with the title of Living Saint but screw that, if you can stand in fire you don't NEED justification.

[TheLordgorgor]

this was the best ending of this game imo......the rest sucked ass

[deathpussful]

12 Sisters of Battle were raped by the imperial guard..

[unbeatablesniper16]

its funny how the sisters die in seconds in the flames but the guardsmen are like "oh its a little warm in here, but nothing a MAN can't handle" XD

[kaneslives]

Guardsmen:Now i feel kinda bad.....

Ogrin;about how da ladies died ?

Guardsmen;No,how we didnt get to hit that shit!!!!

[orkkilla5589]

@kaneslives I know right? Then again if they did hit them they shouldve been chaos following the god of pleasure (slaanesh). Id so be a chaos, if they werent so... disturbing... ill stick with SPEHSS MAHRENNS

[slicemup9]

Silly IG your flashlights can't do that.

[jaspertheking4life]

@slicemup9 guess they can...

[superpie2themax]

anyone else think the sisters' buildings look like the naboo from Star wars Galactic battlegrounds? (the old strategy game from like 2001)

[superpie2themax]

anyone else think the sisters' buildings look like the naboo from Star wars Galactic battlegrounds? (the crappy old strategy game from like 2001)

[Enkazed]

for the background music type "Batman Beyond Farewells" in the search engine

[MrArpad2009]

strange i havent heard thes music when i won

[ShasOKaiis]

@MrArpad2009 Thats cause he added it

[MrArpad2009]

@ShasOKaiis i see that but stil the music is realie nice i now i heard it some where but i dont know

[commanderzac]

Good news that they get to make us sandwiches now like ww2fanhere47 said :D

[commanderzac]

Who agrees that the fire in the walls should been used againist the enimies but really they just decided to make it a dramatic way for them to go instead of killing the enemey they made a home made BBQ :D

[Spartan0072]

Okay...so, these bolter bitches are killing themselves with fire...and I thought all they did was pack lunch for the Guardsmen.

[WW2fanhere47]

now the chicks can go back to the kicthen and make me a sandwhich

[NoiseMarines]

All Stubbs commendation aside, they did a real slapdash* job on the Sisters.

*they really rushed it and they came out shitty.

[xXThexBeastXx2010]

BOLTER BITCHES!!!!!***

[xXThexBeastXx2010]

. . .must resist urge. . . Can't. . .B

[serioushamster]

why why did you poor women leave the golden kitchen!?

[redwire2155]

wow they have an already prepared kinda built in wall flamers thingy,wow,their beliefs are gay..maybe too gay..

[dethcon5002]

@redwire2155 its because they're nothing but a bunch of zealous arsonists on their periods. =\

[ShasOKaiis]

At 0:30 she went WE must go in flames not the guardsmen.

Though seriously is the power armour that bad?

[HanDynasty26349]

the sisters died as martyrs they died for their own beliefs and faiths

[darkspire91]

Toasty! 

[Trentonater47]

why did they make the ig so short just make the SM taller. also how are they just standing in flames like that

[NoiseMarines]

Wow, highest rated comment? You're too kind.

[dethcon5002]

@NoiseMarines welcome :3

[hank500thecool]

Creed: ok men i need you to get in there and kill them assualt starts at 1:45 am

*a day later 30 guardsmen arrive along with a few orgyns*

Creed and half of the infantry command: HAHAHA HA what retards

[Kevinyock]

Guards:Hi Bitch

*saint died*

Sister of Battle commander:We Must Sucide For The Emperor

*killed there selves*

Guardsmen:that was Easy... It took us 1 Hour :/

[acamp1995]

....Bitchslapped...

[CoreMarine]

Bitches weren't in the kitchen making Vance Mutherfucking Stubbs his lunch.

[Spewan]

epic music.......

[NovaproductionsX3]

YES!!! another victory won by the tactical genius of VANCE MOTHERFUCKING STUBBS....now where in Holy Terra are those Banesblades?

*meanwhile on Cadia*

Abbadon: FORWARD MY MINIONS FOR THE GLORY OF CHA--

*100 Banblades appear out of nowhere and crushes Abbadons forces*

Abbadon: CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EE-----

[mager56723]

@NovaproductionsX3

So there I was, typing out a comment in response to yours when I heard a noise coming from My bedroom. Knowing that this is usually a prelude to Tactical Genius, I grab my melta and kick down the door to find.... nothing. I'm fairly paranoid at this moment and start hunting around the house for the source of the continuing commotion. I finally give up and go outside, only to realize that I wasn't outside.

I was, in fact, within the belly of an Imperial troopship.

CREEEEEED!

[NovaproductionsX3]

@mager56723 strange the other day I was watching a 40k video when suddenly as I was about to post a comment an entire Legio of titans and Skitarii appeared on my keyboard such tactical genuis could only be the work ofCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-----*gets nuked by the Inquisition*

[arrakeenmerchant]

@mager56723

Actually, that was really funny XD

[shockywatt]

@NovaproductionsX3 meanwhile in the warp tzeenecth sips his favorite beverage and JUST AS PLANNED

[NovaproductionsX3]

@shockywatt and somewhere in the warp Matt "fucktard" Ward is corrupting 40k fluff even as we speak D:

[shockywatt]

@NovaproductionsX3 lets not forget he hats the sisters for some reason hint hint

[NovaproductionsX3]

@shockywatt and he makes the rest of us Ultramarine players a fucking disgrace -_-

[orkkilla5589]

@NovaproductionsX3 something tells me that mistake i made on the order for 100 baneblades and 100 guardsmen was for the greater good. Great, now we have VANCE MOTHERFUCKING STUBBS, and CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­ED, whats next? VANCE MOTHERFUCKING CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED

[NovaproductionsX3]

@orkkilla5589 As Tzeentch would say, "Just as planned."

[armeggeon]

@NovaproductionsX3 dont you mean warhound titans hiding behind waist high fences?

[NovaproductionsX3]

@armeggeon Bolter Bitches been stealing mah MOTHERFUCKING TITANS FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU-----!!!!

[Acroix707]

Bahaha those whores cant last against the IG

[Vicdatter]

Wait for it..... waaait for it...... NOW, SOUND THE GUITAR!

[SinerAthin]

roflmao...

The guardsmen just stood there like 'wtf' when the sisters blew themselves up xD

[Warhiji]

Are the sisters not the ones to purge the enemy when SM and IG fail? So if that is so... then what the hell are they doing there!?

[olie440]

what happens when space marines beat them

[canadaislive]

@olie440 the marines stand also there like "heretic please"SM version of bitch please

[cyberzaikoo]

why did imperial attack sisters of battle? arent they allies ?

[Sulvuss]

@cyberzaikoo No. From what I can depict-I dont really read the lore-the conflict between the commands of SM,BS and IG are all matters of command history. The sisters are maniacs with a fantical sense of zealotry above the the sm.IG is perhaps the only reasonable human army. Stubbs knew that if he allowed the sister to stay they would turn to him and accuse him of heresy so they can take the planet for themselves in time when they see that he dosen't intend to turn the place into a shrine.

[nowayimdeadlol]

sob are all girls witch mean where do the forces come from? my theory is they hump

space marines and only accept girls

[Ziplilstim]

Didn't saint anias just perform some wacky shit and confer upon canoness selina agna and her battle buddies invincible Immortality?(in Soulstorm-sisters of battle strong hold intro) If that's the case-why bother defeating gen. stubbs? why not jus' go to the top, dethrone da' emporer-he's a living corpse anyway-and take control of the whole shabang?

[jaspertheking4life]

@Ziplilstim because there faith in the emperor is there strength, if they turn on the emperor there power will disapear, and they will no longer be able to summon the living saints

[HanDynasty26349]

@Ziplilstim lol its a game(a conquering game) u play as any race to kill all other factions for domination the guy simply played ig and killed the sisters of battle also inside the game there will be obstacles that prevent u from destroying them u have to find the source and kill it wich most likely wud be an altar or building of some sort

[UberCharger56]

Things PROBABLY would have gone smoother for the Sisters if their Canoness wasn't going through her 'time of the month' when Vance MOTHERFUCKING Stubbs arrived.

[serioushamster]

@UberCharger56 personally I think stubbs sucked compared to stern and alexander

[jaspertheking4life]

@serioushamster but he had to hammer out a whole new regiment from scratch, and he had to do it with just 1 baneblade, while alexander and stern had thousands at there command

[jaspertheking4life]

@UberCharger56 expecialy so soon after there break up

[nowayimdeadlol]

nooooooooooooooooooooo my sisterS! (im the campagin i rule the wotld with sisters (: ) noooo i am a girl yes and i luv the sisters.. no what a painful way to die! i hate imperial guard so f u

[dethcon5002]

lol i swear the Sisters of Battle are nothing but abunch of arsonists XD

[agarside1000]

BURN BITCHES BURN!!!

[simco102]

why they just destroy them selves in flames why not lightning or bullets why fire?

[CrackaStoleMyBoat]

imagine if someone who didn't suck made soulstorm

[barcod11]

crazy bolter bitches

[HanDynasty26349]

i like how in witch hunters mod the living saint goes down into the earth and xplodes thats better than falling on ur back lol

[TheMasterTuT]

what the laser blast form guards men killed the living saint??? what a shit the saint can kill those weak guardsmen with one blow!!! thats just wrong...

[BunnyknightX]

Man, the sisters of battle are a bunch of dumbasses. When they were losing the fight and their Saint got killed, the sisters burned themselves to become "martyrs". I'm glad they're dead because the sisters are too blinded by their faith and they don't think logic, diplomacy or understand simple reason. Fucking crazy-ass bitches...

[barcod11]

epic tune



[jonanlsh]

i killed the sisters of battle with only 4 barracudas. i just bombed the shrines and jumped away when the living saint arrived. once all 4 shrines went down i just went in for the kill. i lost not a single tau soul to the tainted pyromaniac- SoB. They are just suffering from all month long PMS anyway.

[NovaproductionsX3]

lol Imperial Guard epicness as ever XD

what is the background track called I've been trying to find it?

[Rocketfist15]

@NovaproductionsX3 I think its something from batman,,,i think...

[shithead364519468326]

whats with women and fire !!!!!

[KaikelX]

I can see why the Sisters would fight the Guard, as the Guard was negligent in dealing with the Orks and Chaos, but I have no idea why the Sisters and the Space Marines ended up fighting each other.

Oh, and you gotta love the random guardsmen shooting at every building in sight. *Pew Pew Pew*

[Boss0nomaka]

And thats why you dont use sisters of battle.

now you know, and knowing is half the battle.

[jaspertheking4life]

WE MUST GO IN FLAMES!!!! ( small section of the bastion erupts in flames)

[smudgethekat]

The sisters are morons. The Guard and Marines are not your enemies, dumb bitches.

@smudgethekat its a conquering game it said in the campaign intro and in the ending of ssters of battle that eveyrwere they turned they