Sh*t Dungeons and Dragons Players Say

[halesma2]

This is way funny! Nice work. I begin to hate monty python quotes. 

[YourDungeonMaster]

lmao at 1:17

[willquestion]

That was hilarious!

[TheLaughingDove]

Rofl everything is better with time travel.

[ModernDnD]

"I'm playing an Elf ... who's an archer." Hahaha! Seriously, that's probably the worst stereo-type ever. Even players who have never played D&D assume that when they're playing elves, they're archers.

[IronCladBen]

I just laughed so hard I have tears coming out my eyes and I practically sh*t my pants laughing on the GURPS part about character disadvantages/advantages.  Ahhhh, brings back good memories.

[BrawlJuice]

Make a shit munchkin players say? :DD

[MagnificentDevil]

I don't get the GURPS dice joke. Isn't GURPS just 3d6?

[Jimmymeritt]

@MagnificentDevil I grew up on GURPS:Supers, which had a ton of dice back in the day...just mentally replace is with Star Wars D6 :)

[BlixsemFleerSneuw]

@Jimmymeritt  about half that of Champions in the 1e Supers. 1d every two levels, and that was damage not to hit.

[MdBassin747]

lol thats hilarious its justin btw and im subbing

[AlexKBKarma]

Nothing on Paranoia? Admittedly, it'd probably be something like "MUTANT! TRAITOR! ZAPZAPZAPZAP!"

[gwensdad2003]

Paranoia would be "my characters dead" repeated 5 times.

But I'd love to see old Rolemaster, Shadowrun, Earthdawn, or the newer 40K RPGs in the sequel to this.

[Jimmymeritt]

@gwensdad2003 Working on a sequel, I'll shoot it if this gets enough momentum :)

[BlixsemFleerSneuw]

Why s\does a coca cola video fow this one?

[BlixsemFleerSneuw]

3d6 attack rolls in GURPS dudes dozens of dice for an attack was pure WOD.

[jk2900a]

James, this is fucking great!



[GamerGrrls]

Must show this to my vampire group. ;-) Thanks for the laugh!

[digitalruse]

Nailed it.

[McBar0321]

That was a 20!!



[aikighost]

Reasons ALL Editions of D&D suck!!! :)

[AlexKBKarma]

@aikighost Hey, 3rd Edition didn't suck!

... According to this video.

[Drdew33100]

Awesome, I have said most of those things!!