My Top 30 Nikolai Quotes - Der Reise

[blipman17]

point and shoot.

like toilet

[Iamlegend5100]

balls.......check

vodka......check

all good this is story oh no just teleport

[CBJFAN10]

I want to get 24 as my ringtone

[TheRetroGun]

Balls, check

vodka, check

Ok, I'm good!

[zombieslayer115ify]

I like the one in moon where he's like

if this is end of Nikolai, must have one last shot of vodka!

[MRNAZIZOMBIE11]

Rictofen says number 10 as well

[kyletc1]

number 1 and 2 were funny as hello

[ahmadi727]

25 FOR THE WIN! HAHA

[Carljohnson09]

Urgh! That was worst vodka I ever taste..

[younoobspown33]

did any1 else make a mess in their trousers when they watched this video? No? Just me? thats embarrassing XD

[cman456100]

Ironic. My GT is DoctorOMalley so when I hear that I smile a bit.

[34Karatekid]

you missed this quote: "Oh, I think I saw him poop himself a little bit"

[TheNarutouzumaki8881]

I Have Made Mess In Trousers :>

[L4RSable]

25 its the best

[Pikachu980pwner]

24.DEMPSEY GIVE ME THE FUCKING AMMO

21.Thats why the are all brown :P

1.{Rio Poop}

Blu-I'm not gonna let you go.We're chained together birds remember?

Nikolai-Fuck you

[13thmistral]

the nicest are his canibalistic referendered jokes i think

they go something like, smells good, just like baking pesent

and then there was some other one

[MrGlodmember]

9-1 are absolutely hilarious XD

[sgtmaxhigdon]

nikolais favorite word is fuck

[MrAsam12]

@sgtmaxhigdon I think its vodka

[Bailey13087]

Balls check

vodka check

SHIT THE ZOMBIE TOOK MY BALLS FUCK

[MMORPGplayer111]

on 18, ur forgetting "Takeo?..." as if he wasnt killing any

[djcam299]

17# was the best ever

[djcam299]

u have vodka BUT NO FUCKING AMMO

[rfxnightmare]

nikolai cannot die

[Killr1989]

2 best were balls check. Vodka check. I'm good n ta last qoute xD

[DarkGamerProduction]

i made up one this is it "i dont fight for my country i fight for my vodka"

[luis9008899]

# 5 was epic

nickolai:there is buttons on it,someone stupid go press one and see what happens

[OZZ1E21]

# 3 was my fav



[TheCenakid]

What happened to,HOW DO YOU SAY OWNED IN RUSSIAN OWNED!!!!!!!

[tehnoobslayer12]

Lol I love Nikolai Who forgot to pay the electric bill

[thesoldierkiller100]

Where is " i feel empty SHIT! I AM EMPTY" XD

[GearsofHaloWarfare]

@seeyadude1 Wut?

[shadoexx]

@seeyadude1 it not fake it black ops

[hulkman245]

@seeyadude1 How???

[imafirindalazor]

@seeyadude1 are you joking???

[HardcoreColossus]

@seeyadude1 WTF???

[Pikachu980pwner]

*Shiton of zombies*

Nikolai-No. 3 best quote-We Gotta Move -With the playstation move XD-

[Pikachu980pwner]

dempsey aint sharing his ammo

[BionicSoundtrack]

Point and shoot.....like toilet xDDD

[Aaron51801]

i like 1 most duh

[zXBiGjOShXz]

Number 10

[sharks445]

"point and shoot, like toilet" LOL

[deathrunner01]

@TheGreatC0mmie thays kino

[TheDude241000]

u also forgot: this... soviet.....is.....complete!

[Vapourx7]

How did you extract this? Or is this not from Black Ops?

[WatchdogDisciple]

what map is "Its a fire sale? EVERYONE MAKE A MAD DASH TO THE BOX"

[GearsofHaloWarfare]

@WatchdogDisciple I think it's Kino Der Toten.

[webstar12712]

@GearsofHaloWarfare all new ones

[mlecenpat10]

@GearsofHaloWarfare yes it is

[DaDonnTroopah]

@WatchdogDisciple moon

[WatchdogDisciple]

@DaDonnTroopah Its not moon because Ive heard this on a different map before the DLC was released

[primevalfreak11]

part 23 proves that nikolie is churnove from waw

[skinsnbones1]

@primevalfreak11 Yes he is

[vaderhater96]

@primevalfreak11

 holy shit you're right

[adeel3000]

number 1 xD

[Threxio]

After watching this for a while, it reminds me of demoman from TF2

[aceistheplace46]

Your missing the best one:

The pack-a-punch, oh my gosh! I think it makes Vodka!

[GearsofHaloWarfare]

@aceistheplace46 That's a pretty generic one though, one of the ones that everyone associates with Nazi Zombies. The other similar ones are classics...

On an unrelated note: when did this video get over 100k?

[TimothoNuva]

@GearsofHaloWarfare When people (like me) learned that Nikolai was the best thing to ever come out of COD!

[saskroughriders4837]

@GearsofHaloWarfare what about ''This looks like a machine that polishes huge balls, so none of you bastards will have a use for it! Hahaha. Get it, 'cause you have no balls''

[DeltaLimaDelta]

@aceistheplace46 nah the one about pack a punch and balls XD

[acevincent2001]

@TheGreatC0mmie Kino Der Toten

[pauloemiliano11]

Paradise City... FTW!

[killtill59]

lol what the hells up with number 11 XD dont get better then that



[JJcDAmAn1]

What about ," Oh look I made a crawler. I'm gonna take him for a walk for about 5 minutes while the rest of you dick around." Fav quote

[aqworldsdare]

(Quote 12 Joke) If Youtube were Russian,They're wouldn't be so much Commenting...You would leave ONE comment,And it would get 1000 Thumbs up.

[Webster109]

how about the one on world at war der riese on a dog round:

The air hangs heavy with scent of dog shit...

[michael90625]

poor little pigs forced to brethe in the stentch from takeos boots

[SmashMaster63]

"I have vodka, BUT NO FUCKING AMMO!!!"

[RIFLEMAN273]

hahahaha i like number 11 

[Fan2La]

@TheGreatC0mmie that's black ops

[hanyinsharm]

lol at 1:22 :D

[mktekkenx]

It's a distillery oh no it's just a teleporter

[flamedude8]

4 and 2 are the best.

[eaglepwk]

nikolai shouldnt have a knife he should have a broken vodka bottle lol

[TheUberNazi]

"That's a big fucking knife"

[MrCARRPIG]

what about stay away from my vodka

[ThePLAYUZ]

17 is the best

[TheOverlordJay2]

10 is my favorite.

[siborne697]

"Look, his balls are on the floor"

[xXGhilliedxSamuraiXx]

I knew that was going to be number 1!

What about, "You have no arms, but you still come/cum."

[360zombienation]

my favorite nikolai is when he gets a teddy bear

first it takes my money then it dissapears just like 4th wife

[Kommandant2498]

My favourite:

"Balls? Check, Vodka? Check....I'm Good!"

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[PROTOTYPEASSASSIN2]

and the limbs go flying hows that for an army get it with the arms fuck you

[killerpie121]

At 23 he actually was on fire it was the last mission and a german came out of a pillar with a flame thrower and burned him he was still alive Lol

[junkymonkey123ful]

this is so funny

[nikolirocks12]

point and shoot just like toilet

[Changchey]

I have a good one! "My vodka brings all the dead to the yard and they're like, I want a sip and I'm like NO IT'S MINE!"

[PS3PLAYERS78]

I luv #1

[icefreeze477212]

best one is 5 rofl

[xToPaZ1066]

@jjrocks5 LOOOOOL

[elford1994]

3 Persons Don't Chech Ther Balls and Vodka!

[painoftheheart12]

"Balls? Check. Vodka? Check. I'M GOOD!"

Me: *looks down* Damn it, I'm missing my balls.

[ArchiePerry1]

When he says " i was on fire once" is that when a russian guy in campaign gets set on fire adn dies?? please answer.

[catzpwn]

It's a distillery! oh wait its just a teleporter. lol i cracked up

[orenjidance]

Hehe, Nikolai... favorite character of zombies. Never ceases to be hilarious.

[Carmengrandizio]

niikolai says (press 6) to 3 people

[Benfee2000]

best is "pack a punch omg i think it makes VODKA

[printer0cro]

its der Riese

[WraithChild22]

Where is, "I think it polishes huge balls, you guys won't need this haha."

[MrBlonday]

does he do "you're dead, but you were already dead.... i fuck you"?

[GearsofHaloWarfare]

@MrBlonday Yes, but I think that it's on one of the Black Ops Zombies maps.

[MrBlonday]

@GearsofHaloWarfare yeah it is.  i was playing this morning and heard and laughed hard :)

[cyberyiyo]

@MrBlonday "You're dead now, but you were dead before. Ah Fuck You!" Kino Der Toten

[solarHAZE101]

@MrBlonday ''Your dead now, but you were dead before, ah fuck you." Kino Der Toten If I'm not mistaken

[Fan2La]

@MrBlonday" you're dead, but you were already dead.... ahhh fuck you!"

[brone43]

no he say your dead now but your dead before ahh fuck you:@MrBlonday

[MrSkyscraperz]

@MrBlonday no he says ahh fuck you

[TheMikayla1987]

"Here we go again...I am humiliated by child's toy...." ???? Am I the only one thinking that's creepy?

[superprem96]

i love how he says ' fuck you'

[MrHenriko500]

ammo ok. balls ok. im good

[Shadikun1]

@TheGreatC0mmie he solid.

[mernyr]

hey you forgot the qoute "Pack-A-Punch... oh my god I think it makes vodka!!!

[ZerstorerDerSeelen]

what about "look, I made a little pet, I'm going to take it for a walk for 5 minutes while you guys dick around"

[GearsofHaloWarfare]

@TheGreatC0mmie Not there.

[billa107]

Where's "This...soviet...is...complete­..."?

[20symo09]

where's the one where he say's "pack a punch reminds me of my first wife"that has to be the best quote ever

[ergerq]

takeo has 2 accounts!

[RockandMetal645]

404 Likes. Dislikes not noticed.

[sso7199]

I just love how nikolai usually makes fun of takeo and takeo makes fun of dempsey

[guyofhalo]

"Its a distillary! Oh no its just a teleporter....:

*Sad face*

[BloodDrinker1231]

i'm killing them..he's killing them..even Fucking Doc is killing them... GENIUSSSS!!!

[jacobjtec]

damn he says fuck alot

[dragonfire273]

should have put the one quote Im ready to kick wrinkly ass!

[MsLegomonkey]

i got a good quote ok pick who sucks more zombie or takio i pick takio

[iceceemsamich1324]

at 0:34 thats from when he got killed by the german with the flamethrower!

[SUPERbeast71121]

Number four and ten are my favorites

[KyleDiddys]

1 person has an issue

[jacquestravis]

They just got fucked by a money lol

[fastlearninggamer]

point and shoot like toilet hahahahahahaaha

[aapjebanaan13]

haha 1 and 2 are funny

[snowyjoeyx]

i think teddy bear wins this time DX

[Pogis0808]

Point and Shoot like toilet Heheheh XD

[NetGhoul666]

Isn't it "pulmOnary systems?"

[runescaperzoco]

nikolai is the only character i like playing as

[BIACoDfan1]

best to worst

nikoli

tank

richtofen

takeo

[Poodwaddle999]

Burnout paradise Wtf?

[deadpoolsaprentice]

Get it with the arms?... Fuck you

[JEPRODUCTIONS97]

DONT MAKE ME FIGHT WITH BROKEN VODKA BOTTLE

[AzraelDarkness102892]

"What the hell are you doing here you creepy fucks?'

[ExtremeRulez13]

Where is "Pack-A-Punch, oh my God! I think it makes vodka!!"

[MrLolmaster7]

what about " get that fire away from my vodka!" he somtimes says that with the nuke

[codythegreat123]

@MrLolmaster7 no its in Shi No Numa :)

[kennedy072]

Vladimir:Hey Nikolai do you have some important item

Nikolai:Why yes i had Vodka BUT NO FUCKING AMMO!!!!!

[9ingerBallin]

1:00 hilarious classic nikolai

[Gu174rG0D1]

#1 pree funny

[Gu174rG0D1]

25 is FUNNY XD

[callofanand]

17 is my fav

[mamons30]

WHO TOUCHED MY SASHA!!?

[nerfking007]

#1 gets my lungs burst with laughter.

[mowrotom70001]

I love Nikolai! Hez crazy funny

[realgocool1]

18 is my number 1. It never gets too old. :P

[edman629]

Classic

[Sammyy46]

@NicolaiBelinski Wrong spelling anyway.

[BrutalNightmares]

@NicolaiBelinski ........ you spelled *Nikolai* wrong.. epic fail!

[zebogRKO123]

4 and 2 are my favorite xD

[DeLaMc666]

Kino Der Toten, "♪Drinkin' Vodka Toni-ight♪"

[dzamaconaga]

the 2 one should have been when he tells the bear he laughs like a girl

[slayerseb1]

you can tell he is chernov when he sais ha was on fire once beacause in the campain chernov was burnt and the look alike

[mccartney2011]

"If this were Russian, there wouldn't be so much running around. You would push one button and it would work." Ah, Nikolai, always whining when he just wants to drink some vodka.

Also:

"STAY AWAY FROM MY VODKA!!

....... What? It's a classic!"

[KingsOner602]

Hahha,, ifeel off mah chair when he said.. Ponit and shoot..like toilet.. Hhaaha :D

[ThexSieghart]

aww you didn't put "Pack-A-Punch? OH MY GOD I THINK IT MAKES VODKA!" :(

[11grapegatorade11]

when are you gonna post the quotes from Shangri-La?!?!?!?

[MelbourneShuffler201]

POINT AND SHOOT LIKE TOILET

[Predators115]

Favorites: i made mess in trousers. Point and shoot lile a toilet. Balls check. Vodka check. Im goid!

[rockst590]

lol 1:00

[solisd32]

in der riese he has vodka but when they teleport to kino der toten he fogets it in der riese

[czech706]

lol i wish i could just push a button and make stuff work

[williamvarela121]

do u remember on world at war last mission he was on fire maybe thats that guy reznov always yells at so maybe hes from the last mission