I HATE SPORKS!

[riolulover12]

i hate sporks

[OrangeHatVlogger]

Sporks suck!

[AmyLeeForever21]

Don't. Even get me started on Sporks. O.o

[daipirata]

i must say, i'm laughing so HARD at 0:18 x))))))

[celine2315]

i also am a spork hater, they don't look cool, they are wierd and/or hard to eat with. they are piontless little creachers HAHH !!

[zimtard21]

I actually quite love sporks... they (surprisingly enough) make the most WONDERFUL STABBING UTENSILS EVARRR. -.- Yes. I'm almost 21. And I stab people at random with sporks. THAT is why I heart sporks with my all the heart of my bottom... Left eye stab-scoopage. <3

[zimtard21]

P.s... my friend actually custom made me my own folded steel Spork of Doom... With carrying case, of course...... I do a lotta stabbing. ;)

[HahahaIAmNotFunny]

I was a spork for halloween. 

[FtonDavid]

... must acquire spork ... a metal spork, no a titanium spork ... a violent spoon to kill my ice cream with ... yes that's the plan ... stabby, stabby, ice cream is doing down (my gullet) ... happy touring ...

[kawesome24]

sporks are just spoons that edward takes bites out of and then gives to kfc obviously

[znewpy]

I had to google "sporks". I didn't even know those things had a name.. But I agree in that they are terrible!

[cookiemonsta188]

why don't they just put a spoon on one end and a fork on the other? then it might actually work as a fork and a spoon....

[xXxChocolateLovexXx]

@cookiemonsta188 That's GENIUS!! o.o

[theK9freak]

Sporks subtracted by spoons equals forks.

[PEEKProductionsTOR]

this is why mormans shouldn NOT be allow to post videos on youtube..

[IndestructibleSpork]

i love sporks

[jonvw052692]

yo, i have strong feelings for sporks.  playa hata'''

[KeenanVSKeenan]

I hate you....

[tashi1849]

I hate them too. They stab nothing and scoop nothing. It's terrible.

[manco82]

I agree Sporks are awful and instruments for retards.

[kelwilk23]

if you ever are stranded on a abandoned island and you have rice and chicken you will wish you had a spork...

[kankuropurple]

The Spork Army disliked your video.

[skiierboy01]

I may or may not be indecisive about whether or not I like my utility spork.

[Warriorcats9927]

I hear ya tess. im with ya sister.

[Brandi108CP]

I hate sproks too. =.=

everyone at my table says it's useless

so I went to high school! =D

[Aizensmydaddy]

BUT BUT BUT if u breat the middle 2 prongs off of the spork...u get a batman spork :3

[susano1992]

I don't hate sporks, even though every single thing you said is exactly accurate

[AThursdaysChild]

My spork thinks he's batman.

[hellomynameisjulius]

Seriously, wanna bitch some fucking more?

[lovebirds360]

@hellomynameisjulius not really sure if your comment was to HER or someone else, but sporks are kinda...xD

[MrCaptinTroll]

@hellomynameisjulius Hey guess what shut up!!!

[gagawarriorLUVER]

THIS IS GREAT.

[corazonazul75]

sporks are ... evil. they're scooping someone's eyes out.. and children carry those.. O.O

[ichigomihhi]

i wish her other old videos would also be not private... (-_-")

[SporkThis]

I feel rather distressed about this. Hatred is so strong an emotion and causes so much strife in the world. Perhaps just "extreme dislike" is in order.

[bulldogwrinkles1]

People like sporks because it's "lol so random". I know. O_______O What's happening to this world/

[XxTHEmoxX]

 ME TOO Dx

[crash0530482]

i hate sporks too and they are useless

[rockerguitarfreak13]

but sporks are ninja. no i'm kidding. they're completely un awesome

[AkiranoYoru49]

I think there're ok to eat stuff semi-solid like... mashed-potatoes and gravy. And um ... ... ... no that's about it...

[theycallmelocket]

theres sporks wit knives on the side!

[TheBlackKnightIsBack]

If the line dividing the prongs of a spork are so long it can't be used as a spoon, then why can't it be used as a fork? And yes I have used it as both a spoon and a fork.

P.S. Have you ever used a spork?

[NinjaBunnehHunneh]

Abbey had to eat with spork the other day :(

[Skellyatbat]

I have to agree with you. They are the most indecisive instrument humans have EVER made! Are they a spoon? Are they a fork? NO! They are NOTHING! And all public school think they are SOOO clever, saving money buying a $#&$ ton of sporks and giving it too kids and... and... AND IT'S GARBAGE! And I would like to point out, you RARELY find a metal spork. What's that say? Huh? Huh? It's says they're %^@%ing unprofessional is what is says! Okay I'm done now.

[silverlover33]

@Skellyatbat I agree with Skellyatbat to they are so useless

[ykjt91]

I AGREE WITH U TESSA :)

[cheekyB89]

0:31 I went weak at the knees

[jajack33]

You're a bitch.

[TrojanZebrah]

Agree



[unamaxify]

In the beginning of the video i thought sporks were some kind of food, maybe grilled meat.

I didn't know up until now that somebody made a crossover of a spoon and a fork.

so tanks for educating me, all be it about a useless thing.

i like your editing style, i subbed

[serham123]

sporks are the most awesome things that ever existed... just sayin

[MrNateman89]

what about the lihgt my fire spork on one end a fork on the other a spoon

[RobertRenatoMusic]

till this moment...i had no idea what a spork is... :D

but really...looks quite useless...

[lunaticial]

i hated the guy that sat at the table coming out of the food line and took peoples sporks

[moose1701david]

Nice Amish look

[zeldakatniss101]

Sporks are useless... -_-

[XhuffledorXD]

Have you seen those sporks with the knives on the end? I dont get those! You'd have to have two of them to cut up anything!!!

[MrDravde]

I hate those two white dots in your glasses. Not your eyes, the other dots.

[HazardSpork]

What did I ever do to you? That's been my nickname since college. You hurt my feelings now. I has a sad.

[camiiswild]

when i was in third grade everyone went insane over sporks but now that we are all in fourth grade we are good about it. but yet again still kids, whenever someone has one all of us are attracted to them like flys to a lite! yow. lol!!!

[ThatRandomer96]

knorks are worse. what are you supposed to use whilst cutting food with the knife side?! cutlery is supposed to bring food to the face, not pain to the face.

[bookwyrm18]

Do you know what makes sporks cooler? Their actual name is "runcible spoon!" It's so fun to say! Say it out loud. :D

[KikyoLiu]

What about sporkives?

[MizzMadMoon]

I hate them to I also hate it when my friend*cough Sam cough* scares me when I'm eating with one cuz then I'm pokes my tongue-.-

[ninactsh]

I LOVE SPORKS!

[ninactsh]

@ninactsh

just the name!

[MegaMojo88]

some have a fork on one end and a fork on the other....are they fine now?

[dance2damusic1]

eh sporks work for me. but i still hate them.

[urma1234567]

i didnt know what a spork was 'till you described it....

[tashi1849]

Ur so right

[natashaaPEAR]

It is good for pasta. I think I shall call it a pasta fork and or spoon :D

[greysonisamazing1]

wow you hate sporks am much as i do..

[Chi93909]

now that you mention it I think sporks r useless

[yourfavoriten3rd]

How do you feel about foons? (fork+spoon)

[alexis474542]

Finally someone who hates sporks as much as i do!

[Drumlind11]

@SheDevil112 People who have only used sporks as little puppets.

[SheDevil112]

who loves sporks? 

[alex4789]

i had a spork and i drew a face on it and the fork part was the hair and then i named it but i dont remember what i named it but i never had a problem with sporks nor did i love them....

[lovelyblueroseart]

... I hate spoorks too



[EsojZetineb]

What the spork?

[qqsomething]

@EsojZetineb spoon+fork - google it

[IAmthesc0ut]

you're totally right

[Meman136]

My brother went to australia and in his hotel they had... METAL SPORKS. I don't know why, but that is just astounding to me.

I also have this double sided kpoork thing. one side is a spoon, the other has a fork with a serrated edge to use as a knife. It's ouchy in my face

[phillipethehobo]

I never really realized it but u r SO RIGHT

[lovebirds360]

i agree completely!

[ThatRandomer96]

even more useless piece of silverware: knorks. knife and a fork in 1.

how you supposed to cut something you can't hold down?!

it is madness i tell you, madness!

[mrsweasley1000]

actually at my school people hate sporks to

[somekindagirl]

DX my nickname is spork but yet i love ur name XD

[kiara2967]

i hate sporks too!! for the same reasons as you meekakitty!

[summerose687]

@kiara2967 I agree with you completely! :)

[T0u0c0k0e0r0]

i hate sporks to... have you ever tryed to eat spagiitii? spagety?... o well

[Babzabaybe]

@T0u0c0k0e0r0 Ahaha spaghetti(: And yes, holy effink crap it's hard!

[supperpuppy8]

i so agree we got sporks in our cafetira and thts how i messed up my dresses while i was eating appel sauce CURSE U SPORKS!

[CEO0601]

U go girl! Fight the powa!!! :)

[ILoveTwilightAndTW]

I love sporks, and I have used one arsehole!

[funnypets456]

A spork is used for foods that can be eaten with either a fork or a spoon, like mashed potatoes or macaroni and cheese.

[ivyleamonkey]

I hate sporks cuz almost every one loves them and there stupid sporks stupid stupid stupid stupid sporks!

[anikawashere]

0:25- 0:30 i think someone gave her caffeine

[mrspizzarocks123]

i hate sporks to like you said you cant eat a salad and if like you want soup you cant get any

[Phillabong69]

I agree, Sporks suck. Knorks on the other hand.... are the thing of genius!

[Jenna4511]

Sporks are stupid

[Bitchidontknowurlife]

@WillowBloodDrive yeah, i do... Im too afraid to click it.

[Bitchidontknowurlife]

are you saying that you have a spork in your silverware?

[MrImpossiblechord]

I -3 SPORKS!!!

[p52ntwrk]

stumbled upon this video and thankyou for reminding me of my crazy redhead X.. its made worse by you just acting crazy.. LOLOL sporks really? i think they are the best.

[krazykathryn13]

i use a spork for cereal

[EDUTAMARIU]

Who cares

[TheBusMan85]

They should make a spork with a knife for a handle

and call it a spork knife ^_^

[samjam041]

@TheBusMan85 sprife

[clockworkhearts]

Sporks are usefull for when you're eating pasta. Normal forks don't scoop up the sauce, and spoons don't have tines.

[0bligatory]

have u seen finnish "LuHa"? its like a spork, but not as retardet

[smiles2910]

Spork=WTF!!

[Mangafairy123]

thumbs up if you is watching this in 2011

[bluepickledsnakes]

But I get what you're saying. :)

[bluepickledsnakes]

I use sporls to eat noodles in broth. And not soup. And if so, VERY NOODLEY SOUP.

[BasidiomycotaShrooms]

you are right. every day at breakfast at my high school they expected us to eat cereal with plastic sporks. it was a nightmare.

[likeRAWRnshit]

THEY HATE YOU TOO!

[Bitogrey]

Until you explained it, I didn't even know what a spork was!

[feryqueen]

i love your face back on this days !!!!!!!!!

[CardMasterJack]

I hate thems, hates them!

[MonkeyMarie123]

movie quote here --> the cake is a lie! not a movie quote.....-----> The Fork of Lies, the Spoon of Truth, and The Spork of Indecision :D

[MonkeyMarie123]

i love sporks!!...



[shinnonosabakux]

SPORK IS GOD! i use them all the time D:

[adinaandadina]

marry me.

[FanOfKnives100]

wtf is this bitch's problem?

[ZipperButton5134]

@FanOfKnives100 Wtf is your problem?

[ISlipOnOranges]

Will it blend? Thats the question.

[Schapie93]

I never ever even heard about such thing xD

[anriund92]

I love sporks. I use mine everyday. ^^ I have one withe the fork on the one and the spoon at the other side. lt is really usefull.

The sporks wich have both at the same side are realy pointless.

[anriund92]

@anriund92 p.s.I never knew before that it is called a spork.

[richardidntwantodie]

I fucking love sporks, lol you're awesome thoughXD

[TheCRBGamer]

i love sporks!

[kittygurl212]

For some reason you expressing your hatred of sporks makes me have a strong craving for Boston Market...

[LifeIsPINKIsLife9711]

you are soo friggin funny

[relyts1990]

I miss this meekakitty. Ever since you became a partner it just hasn't been the same.....

[geauxlegendofzelda]

@relyts1990 i know exactly what u mean. when did she become a partner? cuz i always thought as soon as she started making music videos and hangin with heyhihello she wasnt as crazy and cool and these days

[relyts1990]

@geauxlegendofzelda I think right around winning that contest a while back. She was able to get a lot of back up from Ray William Johnson which boosted her subs. A part of me thinks that at that point she felt she needed to do and be more than what she was to entertain the people who subbed to her. But it just seems like she's trying to be this awesome person when she was awesome before, but before she was awesome AND unique. She's still awesome, but now she's just another partner.

[geauxlegendofzelda]

@relyts1990 yea ur absolutely right. when she was like this she was my freakin hero! but now she just another partner just like u said

[flaminwtf]

Screw you breakingnorthampton sporks suck monkey balls

[BreakingNorthampton]

Well, I like sporks.

[burtbenediction]

1,391 people hate sporks

[36chocolas]

We call them splades in aus

[flaminwtf]

I vill kill martyboyfan sporks suck...well...sporks and sporks are emo because you stab yourself while you eat soup and I like soup. Except tomato soup. Its just tomatoes crushed into juice. Think about it tomato jizz in your mouth. Yeah. Poor tomatoes. I hate you so you should be sad cuz I is awesome...yeah

[martyboyfan]

I stopped watching this. I for one love sporks! I use them all the time and they do have a meaning they are great for packing lunches and picnics so you don't have to take all that junky utensils with you. Plus if you want to be environmently friendly but not too friendly (teehee) you can bring sporks to cut back on the plastic you use! Sporks have a purpose and maybe you're just jealous because you've never used one. Oh and btw they look awesome!

[Missluvunicorns]

forks + spoons = foons!!!!!!

[thundermagev12]

I used to bend the prongs to make it look like Batman's cowl.

[RidoncaDink]

The mutant silverware that doesn't belong...

[clavmoth]

Just Loled with ur anger

[lalalaleah121]

I LOVE SPORKS! and i HAVE used them millions of times before. :P

[lalalaleah121]

I LOVE SPORKS!

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[thecrayonisred]

I also dislike sporks. But I like storks.

[funnypets456]

after watching this....i hate sporks.

[ImputsUsernameHere]

I agree with you. Sporks suck. The dont work!!!!!!!! In my elementry school, all they had were sporks. The first two days I thought sporks were SO awesome, have you tried using them 5 days a week for 5 YEARS? Sporks suddenly become less fun.

[ingaruhe]

i watched till 58 seconds. you're fucking awful.

and i don't care about sporks.

[ninjahandz]

Whaaaaat???? Sporks are AWESOME! That must be what God uses to eat soup & salads. Just saying...

[1catpoop1]

sporks hate you :L

[ionlycomment126]

A spork is a malfunctioning spoon

[evilwyverngal]

I call them foons. Fork+spoon=foon.

[CO2TROL]

Some sporks also have a serrated edge that approximates a knife. Good for cutting through your mouth when used as a spoon or a fork..

[MissSunny01]

...does that mean you're against the titanium sporks from star trek?

[lvilla2962]

You just might have a point there.

[TheBrogShan]

SPORKS ARE JUST COOL no questions asked.........................­must admit your rant was funny tho made me giggle :D

[dididelaney32]

I tried to drink soup with a spork but it just kept leaking...... I was just so hungry/thirsty... and a quetion: do people drink or eat soup?

[NeonPuke1]

I LOVE sporks (: And I use them. But I your rant was HILARIOUS! ^^And otherwise true so It was enjoyable

[alfriedar]

whats a spork.. I do love her ranting about it thought LOL

[schnellnful]

lol buffering stopped at 0:11

[smallducky21]

DOWN WITH THE SPORKS!!!!!!!!!

[visiongirl9]

there really good for rice...just saying

[knifageB01]

Im on her side

[allieandrosie]

I SUBSCRIBE CAUSE OF THIS! <33

[Fa11enAngell]

Wow Tessa, good job creating controversy, I'm proud.