Armageddon - Paris

[Leeanmarjon]

it should be impacted to the alien ship in the film independence day

[LI0NCRY]

Cette scène est ridicule et bourrée de clichés...

[NathanAndrewLonsdale]

Yeah fuck you france.

[Leeanmarjon]

looks like a soccer ball touching down

[Valk72]

Hey, why did we take the big one?! That's not fair!! XD

[RazorbackGermany]

A dream come true

[agperez88]

Chuck Norris just spit

[VeldinJoe]

ARMAGEDDON SUCKED!

[TheFullthrottleOwnag]

The Eiffel tower collapses? wow. lucky I only saw that now and not before I actually climbed it :\

[petterxanty]

Al todo el mundo le caen mal los franceses. Queda demostrado.

[Gastoncete09games]

@petterxanty Todo el mundo no es españa amigo

[Legboy1129]

17 french people are offended and disliked this film 

[MegaDantero]

pieeeekne .a moza tak z Ameryka ...prosze!

[kezadrone]

You lot do realise that the final soil shots were miniature done with P.I.C cord. Plastic ignitor cord?

[linkcruz18]

wow

[HunterWolf14]

"Make a wish, dear."

[putain72]

what a bunch of cliché

There is no 2cv citroen in france anymore , french do not jumping in like fags and the streets don't look like that shit oO

( sorry for my english )

[0MikeOwens0]

That gargoyle's face when.

[MrAntonis1996]

bye bye paris

[titirominet9]

This video is proof that smokers die prematurely.

[leandro62836]

@titirominet9 fumantes rapaiz

[V8SplashMan]

Im American and I approve this video.

[replik4rt]

At 0:25, this point of view is absolutely ridiculious. Notre Dame is not so high and...not there.

[Tooflyforairplanes]

NYC and Paris are always getting attacked in pretty much every end of the world movie...wonder if thats actually how its gonna happen should the world end like this.

[ARHicks00]

It's seems the dragon gang has broke out into another fight on Earth.

[Andwrightrocks]

i feel bad for the french

[mcpwns]

I'm offended to be french

[MyrtaBeatz]

@mcpwns ur offended cuz ur french, not to be french.

Then if anyone would call u french, ud be like soooo offended.

[svsocalbro]

Chuck Norris punched the ground.

[donniebirthday]

ptdr

[russiangrelle17]

THIS IS SO COOL! WHO EVER MADE THIS MOVE KNEW A LITTLE SOMETHING CALLED AMAZING QUALITY!

[topgear100]

this improved paris.

[kuribayashi84]

Mon Dieu!!

[Lostprophetzzz]

well... they didn't surrender!

[DerPavianAdrian]

chuck norris has been staring at paris...

[MegaPantelis]

i was in paris for new years eve....i'm alive

[allstargurllover12]

my tower!!!. ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)

(I love Paris ♥)

[TheLurtzzzz]

I will not go to Paris in 2012 :S

[lapinschous1]

I'm French and i want to nuke the meteor badly

[chase10506]

Why is my video in the related videos? O_o

[DustinOfPersonality]

Today's special:

FRENCH FRIES baked from a meteor!

[OldSchoolPatriot2012]

People it's a movie! We destroy big cities because it's look awesome and dramatic. We want the 'Oh my God not my hometown!" moments. Put the super senitivity away allright?

[bumwrecker27]

chuck norris took a shit the eiffel tower

[PinkyKillerCat]

Gotta watch that in HD.

[TheLurtzzzz]

0:19!!!!!! and 0:23?????? difference wtf???

[jtno2]

Hey, when France makes a disaster movie then they are perfectly free to destroy America first! Sound fair? =)

[MonsieurHoney]

@jtno2 France never make disaster movie

[prototype434]

@jtno2 lol America beat them to it

[themineaft456]

eh ben si c'est asteoride comme ca qui va fraper la terre en 2036 ca pas interait a toucher la france

[Jayson1993q]

you buntch of stupid fucking American's leave us the hell alone if you don't like Paris why the hell you come to our county ding bats!!!!

[MonsieurHoney]

Hey ! STOP ! i'm french , and i'm proud when "La France " is in American film . Paris is distroyed , and ? Its a movie ! . On the other hand clichés are horrible !we don't use the citroen 2 cheveaux since 1970 .Why the world hates France ? i don't understand . We are not same people , everybody is different .

[Jayson1993q]

@MonsieurHoney Because most of the stupid American pigs think their better then us! Vive La France, c'est tout ce que je peux dire.

[Viz731]

@Jayson1993q I don't think I'm better than you. :(

[Jayson1993q]

@Viz731 Thanks :( i'm just tired of being bullied is all I don't mean all American's.

[ljeasus1]

lucky birds X(



[Robodav64]

Awww... Why does France get it quicker than America?

[pierr1e1]

ce film est comme tous les films de brukeimer un beau navet

mais alors vouloir symboliquement détruire paris

c'est d'un gout douteux

[krabbi1993]

That Meteor is high-class workmanship.

Made in Germany.

Greets from Elsaß-Lothringen :D

[jugglerkkev]

chuck norris threw a stone

[DerOgraf]

german meteor

[GgKnN13]

çok saçma!!! 

[batman53092]

Paris just got knocked the fuck out.

[GusTheDeviant]

Lol Eiffel tower flying away

[ino22031979]

c plein de cliches, ils ont oublie le p'tit vieux avec le beret, la moustache, la baguette sous le bras et la bouteille de vin ds la main... c d'un nul.

mais le pire quand on a vu le film c qu il nous montre une explosion qui ravage tt et ensuite on voit l arc de triomphe avec 2 trous a cote c d un realisme a chier!

if you don't understand, go to school...

[dougpowers2]

@ino22031979 Tout le monde ne savent le françcis, mais cela ne les rend pas stupide, regrardless c'est un film alors arretez de raler et d'aller faire bouillir vos escargots.

By the way, I'm not even french.

[Rostokouban]

@dougpowers2 ben ça se voit que t'es pas français coco...

[TheRealGrandGoon]

@Destroyer470 Either way, he doesn't give a fuck XD.

[TheRealGrandGoon]

FUCK THAT!!!! HIT THE DAMN WATER!!!!!

[TheRealGrandGoon]

Lol look at the gargoyle at the right at 0:27. He's like "Hey fuck it we are gonna die anyway".

[Fleedling]

Rock Smash! Super Effective!!

[malcolmmorin]

0:23

Meteor: DIE, BITCHES!! IMA LANDIN' HERE!!!

[jbkgjbkg]

Finally Hollywood destoyed an other city than N.Y. or L.A.

[TheKuku09]

France is the capital of Europe right.......herpa durpa.

[TigerMeet2142]

@TheKuku09 Lolno.

[mact39]

10 people was in paris

[theqad123]

1 meteors coming away!

[HerrMikael]

Wonderful, just wonderful. I can see the Eiffel tower and the people are riding an ancient Citroën. Now i get it, this is Paris. Paris is in France and France is in Europe. I managed to figure this out all by myself.

The metro area of Paris is roughly 0,1 % of the land area in Europe. Good choice, however

[transformerman246]

no la tour eiffel i love the eiffel tower it wish i could seen it but have not be to Paris

[jordandaud]

c'est vrai que on vit toujour comme en 1950 en france

[berangerno]

HAHAHA we don't have car like this anymore since 1990!

[MuratArkin]

Is it me or is the Notre-Dame Cathedral as high as the Eiffel Tower ?

[Timeoable]

This looks like Paris in 1960.

[dragonbaas]

why do meteors always hit big cities?

[MrPenguinPerson]

@dragonbaas I know, it must simply be a coincidence :)

[lisantigerblair]

@dragonbaas movies

[cajotreto]

@dragonbaas how about somalia or haiti? lol

[aigg]

@dragonbaas you're right, this meteor hitting Paris is EXTREMELY unlikely. At the beginning of the movie, a shower of meteorites hits new york (of course). I guess it would be slightly less spectacular to have it land in Antarctica:)

[anime1973]

@aigg maybe there has been steady rain of meteors and we only get to see the important ones.

[hellsFlair]

@dragonbaas the only big city that's hit in Armageddon is Paris - because nobody, not even meteors, like the french!

[Andersng1]

@dragonbaas two meteors big enough to destroy cities like Boston and Miami have landed in Siberia, luckily

[Hindenburg12886]

@dragonbaas Because honestly, would you watch a disaster film where a meteor lands in the middle of the Pacific?

[Hrab1k]

@dragonbaas because there is a lot of them all over the world... and it looks better then if it hit desert :D

[Jrf2112ROBLOXStyle]

@dragonbaas Only in movies, dude, Only in movies.

[OptimalElement]

@dragonbaas

Well the asteroid has to hit someone...

[malcolmmorin]

@dragonbaas Well, Big cities are everywhere now, So there's really no small areas to land other than large Savannahs or fields...

[supercool918]

CHUCK NORRIS HAD A HOME RUN

[LostHighwayFilms]

8 people are Daft Punk fans.

[dougpowers2]

@LostHighwayFilms Hey fuck you, I don't like France, but Daft Punk is amazing

[baileybushey]

POOR FRANCE.

[blacklustersoldier95]

aw man it certainly had an effect on Disney land :(

[credocommgo]

Why people hate the french, I'll never know.

[Raaaaaaaaaafal]

@credocommgo Because they are all dumb,, if I could be Hitler I would Kill Every french people in the world,, I would burn them in the Shower with acid, Why ?,, because,, they only think about themselves like american.

[simivalley1908]

@Raaaaaaaaaafal You must be a fucking Arab....terrorist ! I'm American and I dare you to come kick our asses !!! You hater.

[hArbingeRofDumb]

@Raaaaaaaaaafal I'm french and I'm offended.

[SimsMovieCreater]

@hArbingeRofDumb Its ok. This is just a movie, dont worry

[malcolmmorin]

@hArbingeRofDumb I'm offended and I'm french.

[AmericanAirlinesRule]

@hArbingeRofDumb I'm offended and I find this French.

[HardwaReviews]

@hArbingeRofDumb You're french, offended, and dead.

[davedirector7]

@hArbingeRofDumb why the hell are you offended for? Dude its a movie, second its not like America has NEVER been through worse before -_____-

[jflaplenie]

oh look, fat ignorant American idiots laughing....

[skeeterjackbug]

@jflaplenie Just like brits laugh at 9/11 plus this is obviously a movie pussy get over it

[Tkdmasterify]

if anyone remembers at the end of the film they said the the ashtroid had succesfully been desytroyed and only a few small bits of it remain. now compaired to the actual ashtroid this one we saw hit france-paris (yay) was a small remnent so much more damage is yet to come....I hope they hit france some more :p

[witxxp]

@athleteization Tell it to Napoleon.

[Casmir1664]

Yeah, yeah, I agree on that too, but it is less surprising since 98% of the disaster movies are American made. So you've got to see what's hapenning in America and then you've got to see the World gathered around America, the champion of mankind who save humanity. But between the two, Paris HAS to be destroyed xD

but once again it is not against America, more against the producers of such movies who definitely suffer from a lack of originality.

[Casmir1664]

That's funny to see that in every "armageddon movies", Paris has to be destroyed : Armaggedon, GIE Jo and even Mars attack and I just quote a few of them... Is there a jealousy stuff about old historic cities ? Some american generals wanted to aim Beijin with a nuke during the Korean War or Kyoto during the WWII.

I am glad to see that in both cases others american generals did care about cultural stuff and I wanna say that I have absolutely nth against America and Americans. Just wondering.

[mscubana]

@Casmir1664 PFFFTTT. New York is basically destination destruction in every disaster movie XD - it's basically a default setting.

[awesomesauce7777]

@Casmir1664 Paris always destroyed?

New York: Bitch please.

[QRXenomorphs]

@awesomesauce7777 yep new york and los angeles always get destroyed in movies

[xXxTr0nxXx]

really awesome

[TheArmadillobros]

at 0:25 the gargoyle on the left is just like "lolwut"

[samcsa1]

le fu-

[HoukouAoi123]

NOOO, NOT THE GARGOYLES

[PizzaPirateNinja8128]

How do you hear/feel (sound, vibrations, traveling at the speed of sound) the shockwave (traveling at the same speed) before the shockwave hits?

[HitandRyan]

At the end of the movie, everyone seems to have forgotten that Shanghai, Paris, and a good chunk of New York were all obliterated.

Judging by this movie's accuracy regarding spaceflight, they must've used Armageddon engineering and medicine to patch all the damage up and bring the millions dead back to life.

[Technaugure]

Not to mention that any french person who watched the movie were probably LTAO, starring at how the americans see us.

Imagine a meteor striking Washington DC : you'll probably would have seen fat cow-boy with M16 eating burgers in front of the White House while listening Elvis Presley, and you would have seen the meteor crash from the Washington Monument, with the Iwo-Jima statue 5 meters far from it.

[loner1878]

Oh the great American tradition of coming up with creative ways giving France the middle finger...

[md0206]

Although the movie sucked, a meteor impact would probably have looked similar like this if it came from the same angle, great effects, always in his movies.

[mdoherty9188]

Achievement Unlocked: Sacre Bleu! 20G

[nvm0]

I cannot believe the stupidity of some scenes - at 0:15 the meteor flew only a few meters above the street horizontally and at 0:25 it fell vertically

[Bumblestick]

@nvm0 it looked liked it flew diagonally.

[nvm0]

@Bumblestick maybe it did,I'm not sure. But first it flew above the street like a plane (only a few meters above the street) and then it fell from the sky. That is just unrealistic.

[DSkehan2004]

They play this like crazy on FX!

[turkishlegend1453]

hitler make falcon shit on paris:D

[windwmx79]

i wish this was a black ops killstreak

[venian646]

this is what should happen to Albania.

[royokihokage]

hey i can see my hous- *boom*

i saw my house here...

[TriggerHappy838]

it always hits the mayor cities --'

[EliManningFan896]

YAY! The wrap is off New York now! Thank god! France.... I don't know what to say to you!

[whatevarrr]

Did they die?

[MathiasMichell]

@whatevarrr wtf xDDD!!

[davedirector7]

lmao how he say "small incoming" xD

[davedirector7]

The five ppl who disliked this are from Paris

[ishockmyself]

Team America did it better.



[Kyadark]

First it looks like the meteor is going to hit Paris, then we see the streets of some small half-medieval village with people running, that's weird ôÔ

[RupeeLord]

@Kyadark That's how certain parts of Paris are. You know the city is 1500 years old, right?

[Kyadark]

@RupeeLord

Sure, but it had been rebuildt several times and the last time was a complete architectural change about 200 years ago

[Airbornemen1963]

DAMMNNNN THEY JUST GOT OWNED

[dan39888]

AND THE EIFFEL TOWER IS A WASTE OF MACANO

[dan39888]

TAKE THAT CHEESE EATING SURRENDER MONKEYS

[giorgakisundercover1]

i should show this to a french friend!!!!

[Guigley]

Of all the GC wonders that we've received over the decades, I think we don't nearly get enough walls of destruction laying waste to huge areas in action films. More please!

[jamiecrooks671]

NOT DISNEYLAND!

[TEE1994KAY]

Wow! Whose fart was that?

[DuBaas007]

@TEE1994KAY chuck norris

[giorgakisundercover1]

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[gg454lune]

Thank you, people who defended France. France rocks!

[jdaniels161]

@jgalang196 nnnnnnoooooooo they just left bcs they knew it was going to hit- of course ppl died

[xTearless54]

veeeeery sad

[GlobalistPotato]

Oh where's your federation going to go now?

[jdaniels161]

noooooooooo paris gone I love that city

[malcolmmorin]

Man: Look, In the sky! It's a bird!

Man:It's a plane!

Man: No! It's a fiery ball of death!

Old man: No! It's su... Oh, never mind.

[fischer124]

oh yes! why is that only a movie and not the reality the world would be very better if this realy will happen

[durpinator]

those things always seem to go after population centers.

[TheRStard]

"Finally, my newest design shall take the life of that horrible little boy singer, Justin Bieber, and all of new orleans shall die, infront of him!...."

"But sir, you directed it to Paris?"

"What, No I didnt?!?"

"O oh..."

[TheSpartan1184]

paris,the city of love, ah ah big fucking bullshit,go to paris and more particulary to seine saint-denis and we'll see if you will have kisses or stabs