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  • noob tip: only shoot at infantry while you are in a mobile AA gun because they could shine their tactical light in your face and screw up your aim

  • You sound like Rand Paul lol

  • THIS STUFF IS HALARIOUS

  • when your flying any helicopter. never allow your gunners to have any shot at the enemy. because they will just reveal your position which it is wise to fly as high as possible in a heli.

  • I want more of this

  • best pro tip : Go play COD

  • faceplant right on the flag in open space while capping on conquest....I see that all the time

  • @Cardan011 Oddly enough i capped a flag and killed four ppl who spawned there by doing this exact thing.

  • @superfly8838 I guess it was mouthbreathers 24/7 server

  • Someone noticed that aiming it's not "only" helping to aim the enemy, but making the weapon more stable and accurate? This is not CoD!

  • Protip: If you spam nades and ammo boxes in Metro, you will get even more points and a higher KDr.

  • The most awesome best noob tip: always move around the map like a monkey and dont care about ur team/squad mates and especially run into big wide open spaces with lots of good places u can get shot from. it will help u and make u into a noob faster than an idiot. Make sure to drag ur team/squad mates along if possible. It will "help" them alot by ending the game faster to get that end of game ribbon of 200 points.

  • part 4 plz!!

  • THE VERY BEST NOOB TIP: use the USAS-12 with 12g frag rounds and extended mag and kill people with a shotgun from sniping distances. Personally, I think DICE should go ahead and make it a 1-shot kill from any distance and no bullet drop. With this you can achieve maximum noobness.

  • Why are you making these videos? Their useless/epic.

  • CUTTING THROUGH THE WIND RESISTANCE!! WAAARGHH X''DD

  • If fire comes out of your vehicle, do NOT leave it. It is a sign of the boost being active, and don't forget to drive near teammates if you are in hardcore!

  • Hahah thank you so much! I was going to suggest how they obsess over their Kill / Death ratio as if that meant they were good. xD

  • you say this way too normally

    

  • Having an uncoordinated teammate in the gunner seat of a ground transport vehicle is often detrimental to survival. I've had tons of idiot squad mates spawn in with no idea how to operate the gunner seat properly. In a ground transport vehicle where the driver doesn't have weapons, it's incredibly important to have the most coordinated and aware player as the gunner. My teammates are often worse than I am, so it can be desirable to not let teammates into your ground transport vehicles.

  • these are perect tips for if your going to play cod.

  • its really frustrating! i follow all these tips and all the tips in the comments but im still at the top of the scoreboard every match! ive nearly given up on being i noob :(

  • DO A PART 4!

  • 3.As engineer always take AT mines and place it on road leading to enemy base, then hide in nearby bushes ready to place another mines.

    4.Never use your m320 smoke rounds because it wont give you points.

  • Expert noob tips:

    1. If you see your teammate chasing enemy with a knife, put some suppresion fire on the enemy, he will turn around for sure and force your teammate to fight like a man(Only pussies attack from behind and obviously hackers).

    2.Best way to use attack heli is to fly at max height and hunt down jets with your heat seekers and obviously never fly with a gunner using this tacic because he might steal your kills.

  • Pro noob tip always run over enemy AT mines because the mines cost the enemy army heaps of money to make so if you run over enough you might just bankrupt the enemies and they will become home less so you win by default.

  • TIP: For flying: If chased by another jet, emergency land as fast as possible (with afterburner on), and when flying a heli atleast on consoles, be sure to use the RIGHT stick to turn!

  • PRO NOOB TIP:

    Always, ALWAYS, use the USAS-12 frag rounds for every kit. It's the best gun in the game, and people will think you're a pro when they get killed by your leet skills.

  • i spam.. grenades..... i guess im a noob.

  • Funny, People actually STILL do these

  • How to be a noob, climb a ladder but don't climb all the way up- only half way, that makes your team mates waste time and loose points- they'll soon go away, climb to the top and if they try to climb up, do the exact same thing; chances are, an enemy will fire at them while you block off the ladder at the top :)

  • Always spawn off snipers shooting long range and use an automatic weapon because you fire more bullets so you'll get the kill first. Some guy did it to me yesterday....

  • Always slow down and stand at attention when you are in front of an enemy claymore. Claymores will only kill people who are laying down in front of them or sprinting past them.

  • If you see an enemy shooting at your teamate, let him kill him first. That way, you have time to aim for the head. This will not only give you extra points for the headshot, but will also give you avenger points as well!

  • Best pro tip as a recon: "Put a spawnbeacon at your base" (god thats so annoying)

  • @wikiwikit: or even better, 200m meters behind you homebase!

    I think the real pro noob tip is: never take a look where you spawn before you do so ;-)

    And my favorite: Play recon!

  • BEST NOOB TIP: play battlefield exactly like you would play call of duty

  • @dunnystuff nice copy my comment to get more thumbs up.

  • @BioShockier np

  • @dunnystuff jumping from helis and hope for a 360-silent-quick-no scope? cuz i've seen som guys do it xD

  • To be pro use knife only and never kill from behind

  • did u start this series cause you were pissed at people for being noobs?

  • Arek's Last Tip of the Day

    7. Play the same kit the entire match. You want to stay consistent, that way, you can maximize your noobish efficiency.. Let other players change their kit when the match calls for it.

  • Arek's Top Noob Tips-

    6. When all your Squadmates have died, run out of cover and try to kill every enemy you see. Do not wait for them to spawn, they'll just steal all the kills.

  • Arek's Top Noob Tips- continued

    5. If you're an Engineer, do not use the Rocket Launcher to blow up a possible breach position. This causes to much noise, especially if you have 3 other squads behind you ready to back you up. Make sure that you all walk right through the front door. The enemy will have Claymores and 25 guys with their crosshairs pointed at the door, but you can survive the entry and get killed 4 seconds later if you run fast enough

  • Arek's Top Noob Tips- continued

    4. The best way defend an M-Com is to go directly to your enemy's spawn and attack them from

    there. Staying behind in your M-Com's area is uneffective. Pro tip- If you see a fast moving

    vehicle past right by you, ignore it. Assume your teammates will use their advanced X-Ray

    vision, detect the enemy intrusion right away, and eliminate the possiblity of said enemy establishing a Spawn Beacon right inside your base.

  • Arek's Top Noob Tips

    1.Make sure to hold down the trigger with SMGs at long ranges, that way, you'll overwhelm the

    enemy with bullets.

    2. If you're in a tank and your team has armed the objective, do not drive right to it. It will give

    your position away and get your tank blown up. The M-Com is not worth it.

    3. Make sure you never use the Grenade Launcher's Smoke shells when attacking an M-Com.

    The Smoke really hinders you because you can't see the enemy.

  • All these tips apply to a COD game

  • OMFG, i hate it when two squad mates use the extra ammo specialization

  • Don't forget to crash to frendly jet or helicopter wile you flying jet. They would die anyway and now you have all the airspace for yourselve

  • yes master....

  • ALWAYS USE THE FAMAS

  • Tip: if your squad-memeber is using a suppressor. make sure to stay as close to them as possible and fire off as many rounds as you can. especially when he is flanking the enemy.

  • This is too funny. I died at the 'building momentum and wind resistance' part

  • Hmm, so thats how they do it..

  • You forgot the usas noobs ant the guys who stay the hole game in the same position with a aa-tank

  • I was missing the parachute pilot. I played once with a great guy, who was the pilot of the voper and jumped out, when a jet locked on us. i used my flares but he was to smart and left his pilotseat. to our luck only me died cause of the crash

  • hah! rpg noobs at metro 64... you are spot on! but makes things challenging though.. THIS IS SPARTA!!

  • 27 people did the things mentioned

  • class and spec pro noob tips:

    Always: -use the extra grenades spec when playing assault with a healthpack equipped -use squad ammo when you`re playing support with an lmg with extended mag(you never know) -engineer carbines useless at long range? try the 8 times scope -squadmates all engineer on a vehicle heavy map? best spec: squad sprint

    Weapons: -f2000+irnv+grip+tac light -assault? :MK3A1+irnv+extmags+light+M26M­ASS gadget

    ;D

  • If your team mate is sniping, make sure to use your flashlight on him, so he can see the enemy better, also when throwing the grenade, throw it at the bottom of your foot so it bounces better.

  • When your vehicle catches on fire it just means that it has increased fire power, so stay in it until you get to your destination.

  • make sure u stand really close behind a teammate as he is going around a corner, that way if he starts getting shot at he will run into you and have no where to go... he deserves it for trying to run instead of standing and fighting in the open...

  • When vehicles are on fire it is the emergency nitro boost.

  • I wonder of anyone actually believes these...

    

  • @Mach10Guy Are you implying that drawing an x in the middle of your screen ISN'T a good idea?

  • @Bigthingreg At least not with a perm. marker xD. And nope, it would still be a horrible idea.

  • @Mach10Guy I was joking :P although stick a tiny dot of blutac COULD be helpful in close quarter combat I guess...

  • You should see me play this game ... I suck at it

  • More please... I'm still too good...

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  • Not sure if he is showing how to be a noob or an cod player

  • @rohatkickboxer whats the difference?

  • part 4!

  • Great series...you make one about destruction.

  • nah make a rpg 101

  • Comment below is so full of win

  • this is basically how every Call of Duty player, plays.

  • @BioShockier i'm gonna make a series about it! but i need a new pc that can hold my capture card=P

  • @MultiFamguy about cod players playing bf3?

  • @BioShockier yupp subscribe to xXKILLTHEMONKEYXx (our clan)

  • If your vehicle is on fire, that just means your doing awesome.

    If you see an engineer drop stuff in the road, immediately run that stuff over.

  • i think this is how to be a pro at CoD

  • btw the only way to get betteris to play no offense EGB

  • Use only the USAS with frag rounds, It has frag and USA in the title so it must be the best

  • @DRACFAN18 be the worst* np bro i help you anytime!

  • @DRACFAN18 usa in title make it fat and in debd

  • @ogloc1dk See now that's being a stereotype.

  • @DRACFAN18 -- LOL, your comment had me rolling

  • wanna be a noob?

    - shoot vehicle guns from 3rd person view

    - blind longrange targets with a laser pointer to show that you've spotted them (but dont shoot them, wait for their 'reply')

    - always equip mines & stinger launchers in op metro (javelins work great too!)

    - dont forget to put up soflam at spawn in the opposite direction of where enemies are

    - equip dark camo in desert maps, and bright camo in dark urban areas

    - use claymores vs tanks

    - blind teammates with taclights

    - use knife vs helis

  • @acequat LMAO knifes vs helis

  • @acequat i killed a tank with a claymore not shit!

  • @acequat here is the part 4 (you) lol

  • @acequat LOL however I kill more with 3rd person shooting from vehicles, IDK why

  • @Frandaero It's probably due to your noobitis

  • How to be a Noob? Play it as COD

  • Always get out of your tank when you realize there is an enemy nearby. Rather than being a complete jerk and hitting them in the face with a tank shell, you can instead give them the tank and avoid a confrontation all together. This is the new peace talk gesture that most armed forces are now using.

  • Only the best players will run 50 meters plus to get a knife kill, this will ensure that you save all of your ammo. No doubt it will fool the enemy into thinking that you are just running a 401k and have no intention of causing harm.

  • Part 4!!

  • @kjk0705 go to server browser, change setting and pick a server available

  • how do you use hardcore

  • pro tip:always run with the knife as primary wep

  • Message me if you want to go on PSN and Teamkill noobs getting into vehicles.

  • Keep em coming :)

  • Why is that how everyone but me plays on the PSN?

  • @clydeyello because people are scared of hackers i my self don't care.but that may not be the case some people may not have the computer to run bf3 or they just don't have the finger dexterity to use the controls i my self play on psn but i want to play on the computer really really bad

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  • hahahahaha this is fucking hillarious!

    Spam grenades! xD ajajajaja K/D ratio!!! xD

    Dude, i've been watching your videos ....they rock!

  • Here's an idea stop cheating stick to your own servers and use the tools your given rather that a pen and a moded pad all failing that go back to playing MWF we all came off it to get away from tits who cheat go back to it or is know one puting up with your crap anymore??

  • make a part 4, this is so damn funny :D

  • lol How to be a nob part 4 maybe?

  • Using flashlight while sniping is actually usefull, after the kill they won't know where you are.

  • i think all COD players wacth this before they saw MW3 but since they are so blind they did not noiced that MW3 looks like DOOM 3

  • Don't forget the use of the Usas-12 and the fag rounds lol

    (no typos)

  • :D

  • Always spawn on a guy who is being shot at you might save him

    OH and always go camping out the first objective because it's not handy to have more bases

  • Wow, It looks like a "how to be pro at CoD" video.

  • youre slacking, we want more.

    

  • Remember to smash your jets into enemy helicopters, you will both die, and get no points for it!

  • make sure to spawn on a teammate who is using the recon class while defending on rush....when you do, lie down next to or behind them and fire erratically to give away both your and their position

  • ALWAYS make sure you teamkill to get a jet so you can impress everyone by showing just how superfast you can crash it.

    NEVER leave the first base when attacking on rush,this only hurts you K/D ratio.

    DON'T forget to stay as far away from those 'A & B' symbols, they're just there for hackers.

    BE SMART,If a chopper or jet is crippling your team just stay out of its way,someone else will shoot it down.

    STAY SAFE.Stay in one place with low enemy traffic and no view of the attackers or objectives.

  • You forgot "DRIVE JEEP AT TEAM-MATES AND JUMP OFF JUST BEFORE YOU HIT THEM" this technique makes sure you get a teamkill EVEN ON 'soft-core'.

  • What about getting into the transport helicopter with a full crew only to do a half backwards loop on take off and then crash into the ocean.

  • I did all of these before watching these series, I must be talented!

  • "run in a straight line to cut the wind resistance"

  • I agree with the KD ratio tip. If that's what you care about all u do is what he said. Spam m320 and nades on 64 player Metro. 

  • i hate the m320 grenade launcher!

  • I got 2 tips :D

    1) Roadkill teammates on HC who try to repair your tank

    2) Practise how to Noobtube on MW3 ;D

  • Make sure to practise flying the jet by crashing into other jet pilots as this is much more difficult than hitting a stationary target and will increase your overall skill in the jet. Always place your vehicles on the jet runways as this is helping your teammates become better jet pilots by having them swerve around them. When in an attack helicopter and you are in the gunner seat remember to test your weapon systems and flares as you cross into enemy territory so that you know you are prepared.

  • When driving a tank make sure to get rid of mines by running over them this may just save a life if your lucky

  • I love how there are JUSTIFICATIONS for everything. "...you're building up momentum and cutting through the wind resistance."

  • Coming to you from Robert Bowling

  • 64 men conquest hardcore metro is so boring... I rather have a shit KDR.

  • when im doing all of this im not the best noob on my team

    im just an epic troll! :D

  • never join training servers. those are for pussies. when you want to train flying, do it in a full transport helicopter, so the crew can give you helpful advice if you happen to crash.

  • hahhahah i used to draw a cross on my laptop screen with a marker when i was playing BF:1942 hah good old times

  • Yknow, I actually get a shit load of no scope, no zoom kills with snipers......alot are headshots....its a fun way to play also if u just feeling like playing to piss others off with the off beat, walk around a room filled with guys fire off a few rounds and kill a few guys method.

  • LOFL

    

  • Always spawn in Jets and Heli's whenever avaliable, the people who do it all the time are just noobs trying to get easy kills from tanks, infantry, and other air vehicles.

  • Always revive your teammates even if they are still in the line of fire, this gives you a opportunity to revive them again after they quick get raped for another easy 100 points, and if possiable, repeat.

    Never use vehicles whenever you're a engineer. This just means that your expecting there to be a need to repair your vehicles, and real man never have to repair.

  • Always stand right behind your teammate when he is looking around a corner to make sure, he wont get back behind the wall, since he cannot shoot at the enemy when he is behind the wall.

    When you are in a room with your squad, and a enemy handgranate was thrown inside through a window, make sure you are juuuuuust outside the door (blocking the door) and you will not die, cause you are pro.

    Always make sure you spawn at a well hidden sniper in your squad, and help him to kill enemies with a mg.

  • thumps up for the X on the screen

  • Funny thing is that it seems ALL noobs have watched this...

  • I LOVE THIS VIDEO

  • make sure to join a squad an lock it so no one else can get into it: it makes you look like a lonewolf hardcore elite sniper

  • Subbed :P

  • desperate for points lol

    

  • ... running in a straight line is the fastest way to get somewhere because the fastest way from point a to point b is A LINE! Even so... please don't do this people.

  • Make sure to block staircases for your teammates because you probably are protecting him/her from being shot by a sniper on the roof.

  • What recording program are you using??

  • im getting pro at this noob thing :D

  • Why you don't make a sniper 101?

  • @ManotasVideos next video coming up.

  • @ManotasVideos I think you'll find its called recon, not sniper - snipers don't have the ability to use shotguns/pdw's.

  • @Moodyman404

    True noobs don't use PDWs or shotguns. They sit in a bush 500 meters away with a sniper rifle...

  • How to be Noob ? Just begin American. That's enough.

  • it really works I havent be on top 60 sience I started whaching these videos.

    I AM NUMBER 64 I AM NUMER 64!!!! Take that biches ^_^

  • Today I just got a new achievement on Xbox 360: "The best friend of enemies". It was a tough one but eventually I got it :D

  • the first noob video was the very BEST

  • 0:50 Pisses me the fuck off more than anything else.

  • Make more please lol

  • i got a tip!!! wear the "Noob Punisher" dog tag!!!

  • /sucessbaby Started playing BF today, do none of these things (y)

  • was just playing operation metro. capped B 3 times by myself, got over 3000 points. got 2 kills... died 12 times. fuck that map!

  • I was hoping you'd say something about those fucking hopping bunnies. You know the people run everywhere hopping, or that start jumping and running away as soon as there is someone firing at them.

  • Oh man.... my guilty pleasure is 64 player Metro. There's actually a couple of servers out there that don't allow m320/rpgs or grenades.

    I know... WTF are you suppose to use ... your Gun?? Fuck that. ;)

  • Best BF3 Channel ! Keep 'em coming please

  • How to play cod lol :P

  • LOL

  • Running in a straight line actually will get you wherever you're going faster though...