Southern Guide to Internet Dating Chpt 1 (what to say)

[menaceone509]

You are so sexy

[menaceone509]

"cuz ima pothole"

[acerb45666555]

all ya need for a sensible and financially practical date is just $5! this covers the donuts, coffee, and the chocolate muffin to be shared!....This is the Canadian Way! Oui ! :)

[powerman103]

I hope you don't mind yankees like me. Don't worry I am a good God Fearing Christian man that knows how to treat a lady. And I gotta admit everytime I hear yall Southern Accents It's like I'm under a Spell and I would do anything for you. Because your the best women in the world and I gotta admit I do like Robert E Lee and Lord knows I wish we didn't have the civil war.

[MrGrimmjow007]

Thanks for the advice.

[missDVM]

ha ha ha!! that was really good!.... Really!

[mahdi1806]

Miss Lora-You're so sweet! I envy the guy who's currently dating you! How lucky he is

[Ryancuasay]

southern milf haha!

[crisomflames]

nice rack =D and ur pertty

[ComstockNevada]

This Lady's accent rocks!!

[benjixtc]

okay first you'r eyes are realy beautiful and i dont now how i got this video but im glad and i dont have any problemes with datin girlz im number one in that hahaha...anyway ur beautiful and u seem a smart person.

[benjixtc]

ohh i forgot i friggen love ur accent

[linx0r2]

Holy Jesus Christ, ma'am, you are smokin' hot!

[DatingMissLora]

Why thank you for noticin, sir. Miss Lora always appreciates a compliment!

[DatingMissLora]

Well thank you darlin - it's good to be queen! Hugs, Miss Lora

[eugeneletgo]

WE LOVE YOU!!! SO FUNNY

[Bobzeaux]

The guys who didn't compliment you only refrained because their experience has taught them that complimenting women will instantly make the women think that they are dangerous stalkers. Ergo, they stay away from it if they want you to keep wanting to talk to them.

Alright, so you want men to lay on the compliments left and right. While that sounds like it makes sense, it's impossible to do that without placing women on The Pedestal, which is the most unattractive thing men can do, apparently.

[Bobzeaux]

Actually, I prefer looking dreamily into her eyes too. You should be telling women out there to stop thinking that sort of behavior is creepy.

How do you compliment her shoes when she never posts any pics of her feet? We are talking about INTERNET dating, and of course the biggest obstacle men face is getting women to actually reply to their e-mail every now and then. What do you compliment on casual shoes anyway?

[DatingMissLora]

Darlin, Most women are not afraid of simple compliments like "You look nice" or "You seem like a nice person". Try it, you'll like it:) Hugs, Miss Lora

[Bobzeaux]

Compliments that simple I have tried. 39 times out of 40, it's not enough for them to open their mailbox. :(

[DatingMissLora]

Here's an important tip for men: A lot of women who have their ads up on sites aren't subscribers and can't reply back unless you include an email address. You can always spell it out letter by letter. Happy dating ya'll! Miss Lora

[Bobzeaux]

I only subscribe to sites that are 100% free (I think that paysites are an insult), so they can't hide behind the veil of non-subscribery like other women might be able to. They're all full subscribers just like me.

[tongferlion]

hey, i love redheads.

[sr22gts]

* nudge * Ha!

[lesbianknowsbest]

Lora,

Funny!

Nice to meet you today! you'd be a blast on my show!

[zadrgirl]

we Bi sexuals do love comfy shoes ^^

[DatingMissLora]

Proving my point exactly! Hugs, Miss Lora

[KassurinReiChan]

I'm sold! XD

[DatingMissLora]

Thank you for all your compliments and look for Miss Lora's webisode coming soon! Hugs, Miss Lora

[pgl0897]

Beautiful accent.

[FallenWolve]

I stumbled here from the main page clicking at random. I like your humor and the advice you give is solid in my experience.

[DatingMissLora]

Well thank you hon! Be sure to check out all 4 of my chapters and tell all your friends! Hugs, Miss Lora

[kingofthemoneyworld]

hahaha mUST BE THE RED hair LOL

[ginasty]

Miss Lora, Thank you for fighting cluelessness! Your comic timing is excellent. Dee from Dallas

[DatingMissLora]

Well thank you Dee for recognizing genius when you hear it. Make sure to catch all my chapters and tell your friends in the great city of Dallas! Hugs, Miss Lora

[DatingMissLora]

Miss Lora is going to be on National TV! Check out the Emmy winning hot daytime Rachael Ray Show on Tuesday, September 11th! Happy dating ya'll! Miss Lora

[mockiii]

It is nice to hear what you have to say. Most of it sounds like say the right answer. I think more guys are going for foreign women because they can have a real conversation with them instead of giving the correct responses.

[DatingMissLora]

Well sir, there may be a lot of men who are choosing foreign women who don't speak the same language so they can avoid having conversations with them. Miss Lora's goal is to make conversations that they do have much more enjoyable! Hugs, Miss Lora

[DatingMissLora]

It's the simple things in life that count! Hugs, Miss Lora

[sw33tb0y77]

Heh,I didn't think it works but looking a woman straight into her eyes really creates a bond.

Tnx for the advice. :D

[Stoplightcity]

MissLora, Yer relee smart. I lak yer atvice, an Shugga, wherd you git dem shoose?

[DatingMissLora]

Miss Lora is a connesewer of wonderful shoes - thank you for noticing! Hugs, Miss Lora

[Sturby17]

hhahaha

[Earthlinked]

Funny, witty and a really cute smile!! And unfortunatly - usually correct!! Is there a chance for us Miss Lora?? And this Georgia boy loves your accent!! TEACH ME, MASTER, TEACH ME!!!

[DatingMissLora]

Well there's certainly hope for all of us, Earthlinked. Just watch all of Miss Lora's videos and you'll be a Master too:) Hugs, Miss Lora

[charger26]

I always take Miss Lora's advice when it comes to dating.

[DatingMissLora]

Nice to meet someone so brilliant. Please pass on all of Miss Lora's videos to all of your friends! Hugs, Miss Lora

[hoford]

funny & very original! you kick ass Miss Lora!

[DatingMissLora]

Thank you, dear.  Somebody has to do it. I just believe in doing it with manners. Hugs, Miss Lora

[joykg]

you go, girrrrrlll!!!!

[DatingMissLora]

Men are always begging us to tell them what we want so here you go gentlemen! Hugs, Miss Lora

[lovemylife1]

Clever & soooo true. And the "wonderful cleavage" guy didn't say the B word, so that one passed my muster. After all, he couldn't see your shoes.

[DatingMissLora]

It's lovely to see men following my advice although I was concerned that my toes might be a bit too much visual excitement. Hugs, Miss Lora

[scotttheartist]

very clever, funny and wonderful cleavage

[DatingMissLora]

You are clearly a gentleman and a scholar. Hugs, Miss Lora