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  • It's called knife gloves not wolverine claws dildo

  • can u combo chainsaw + dildo?

  • this looks alot like off the record except you have to give chucks asumably daughter zombrex instead of chuck

  • @METALLICARULES11 Um dude dead rising 2 came out before off the record, you might have got some of your stuff mixed up

  • Heavy Metal Guitar is what i call heavy metal

  • what about body slam back thingy

  • I wish people would dress like that in public places in every day life.

  • number 69 should of been the dildo

  • :O no lightsaber entry? :'(

  • 4:51 LIBERTY! XD

  • perfect gun....DILDO :)))

  • lol dildo

    :)

  • you are sexy wanna here a joke knock knock whos there boo boo who boo who you dont have to cry about it

  • next can you show us where the zombrex is but it was sooooooooooooooooooooooooooo cool come and se my roblox one

  • 69 should have been the dildo

  • this is lame. half the time he doesnt even kill any zombies he just knocks them to the ground'

  • number 69 should have been something sexual

  • i didn't know a dildo could draw blood like that... wait a second...

  • no offence but the video is dumb

    all they did is name weapons in dead rising 2 and put music in the background

  • man, dat game has everything <3 :DD

  • 2:40 FORE 

  • 5:05 hes going mining for brains

  • Chuck Norris called he wants his clone back

  • trust it to be 69

  • 5:13 "--While the boys in the barnyard were shoveling... REFUGE AND LITTER FROM YESTERDAYS HUNT--"

  • @booboo1965

    thats wat i always think when i use a pitchfork. :P

  • 387 people had sex with Justin beaber

  • @keithcorcoran bieber

  • i think he should've saved the dildo for 69...just saying

  • 4:09 Thats How You Make a Burnt Ass Meal

  • 69? HIHIHAHAHUHU

  • LOL super slicer and stuffed animal

  • 5:05 lol Guy: hey zombie

    Zombie:yeah braainsss

    Guy: want to play some minecraft

    Zombie:sure

    Guy: OK slice slice slice your the block

    Zombie; dammit that's the fifth time today

  • so in other words any thing you put your hands on is a weapon against zombies lol 

  • gaaaaaaay

  • A zombie apocalypse. The only excuse for a straight person to wave a Dildo around in the middle of nowhere.

  • 2:21 best kill!

  • i herd this game is alsome i love the frist also but i what to see this one also i herd its alsome

  • somebody help me on DR2 ps3 plz, PSN= monsterguitar87

  • The soundtrack is what makes this video

  • There are 71 ways I know of! :D He forgot the laser swords and the chainsaw combo thingy...

  • @J1tsuKonfl1kts what about the defiler. its the fire ax and the sledgehammer its beast.

  • it wud hav been better if he showed all the special attacks for each weapon

  • 382 people 69'd with a tiki torch...

  • thumbs up if when u saw stuffed bear u went Wtf?

  • 1:43 janitors strike back

  • 4:45 *nod nod nod nod nod dead*

  • thumbsup for katey turning

  • 2:07 dildo xD

  • What about the laser sword?

    

  • chuck is as strong as hell to carry all them items

  • @WoWoRc0WN ahahahha he's strong to kick zombies ass to

  • he forgot the 2 chainsaw combined with the swimming thing

  • 3:00 Here is your technical services BITCH

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  • Forgot the video save katey!

  • Computer died ;(

  • @2:10 that dildo is ok but the one in the Saints Row 3 gameplay is fucking awesome. Look up the video if you dont belive me

  • well there are 370 ways too kill zombies

  • i think number 69 should of been the dildo!

  • 1:53 - 2:00 headbutt headbutt headbutt headbutt headbutt

  • 5:07 big mama <.<

  • DID ANY1 ELSE SEE HE GOT NO KILLS WITH THE PUSH BROOM

    

  • Electric Rake= Wunderwaffe DG-2

  • The best part about this video is that you didnt even name All the ways cuz there ENDLESS!!!

  • Where were the mma gloves

  • why was he holding a dildo in his underwear?

  • this may song wrong but to get zombies of me i send in low health survivors im level 50 so i don't need the pp and i don't need them

  • if you kill janus and destroy money case you ight get lucky and find 100,000 $

  • you didn't kill anyone with the push broom

  • 5:04 do a barrel roll

  • WTF where did u find the DILDO WTF

  • haha... 69!

  • 1:38 poor zombie cant climb a 0.2 feet stairs XD

  • every time i look to see ways to kill zombies all the people are low levels

    and its bttr when ur lvl 30 and foot sweep zombies then curb stomp them

  • there are like 134 more ways to kill zombies in this game :D But nice tough :D

  • i use number 45 alot

  • wheneva im playin on xbox live and he throws a dildo at me it instantly downs me D: can some1 test that and see if its just a glitch or sometin?

  • 5:03 DO A BARREL ROLL

  • U missed so many!

  • HAHA 69

  • pokertable?

  • I love you

  • dude that electric rake looks badass

  • Lightsaber?

  • 6:35 lol they were like queuing up to be killed

  • Ya.just let me pick up this mailbox to kill a zombie :P

  • the dildo reminded me.

    don't you wanna see someone play halo with their gamertag saying "Your Mom's Dildo"?

    you were beat down by your mom's dildo.

  • @AnAs1anK1dd You were assassinated by "Your Mom's Dlido'

    You were betrayed by "Your Mom's Dildo" LMFAO

  • @AnAs1anK1dd i saw that on original xbox live while playing halo 2

  • @AnAs1anK1dd you were stuck by your mom's dildo O.O

  • No. 30, nothing worse than a computer crashing on you.

  • 2:04 *me gusta* 

  • click this to skip add and straight to the video.0:01

  • I thought he would have used the dildo as 69..

  • There are over 150... where are the others?

  • 69 weapons to kill a zombie -_-

  • 5:03 donkey kong the awesome way ;)

  • When dildo came up I was thinking "the zombies must of had some fun before they died from their sex toy :) "

  • what about singing a justin bieber song

  • chuxk greene VS chuck liddel VS chuck norris, WHO WUD WIN!!?!?!?

  • The only thing i dont like about this game is there is just bit too much blood lol it goes over the top

  • am i the only 1 who got the ''69'' joke

  • @photodead i dont get it

  • @photodead No.

  • @photodead well I didn't get it

  • @photodead i dont get it :/

  • @photodead wtf do u mean

  • @photodead wat joke

  • 70 your grandma

  • whats a gay stuffed animal gonna do!?

  • What is the song?

    

  • at 2:01

    police officer (zombie):sir,im gonna need you to put your close back on.

    chuck green:NO!!!*hits police officer with suitcase

  • LOL 69

  • 5:01-5:04 DO THE BARREL ROLL!

  • i wish there was tactical nuke on this game....xD

  • you forgot the lazer saber

  • how did you make the I.E.D

  • @NxTNations propane tank and box of nails

  • @NxTNations gas canister + box of nails :D

  • IS THIS GAME JUST AS FUN SINGLEPLAYER!!!???

  • 2:06 u dont kill dead people u rape them

  • who the heck uses a dildo to kill zombies

  • who the heck usue a dildo to kill zombies

  • 2:01 That's what happens when you mess with Sony. (Freakin' Hackers)

  • lol 7:00 reminds me of HL2, setting headcrab zombies on fire... YABBA, MY ICIIINNNGGG!!!!!1!!!

  • They should of made rubberband balls for this game. Just throw them and they bounce around the mall hitting every zombie.

  • #53 ESCALATION (black ops) THE GUY WITH THE PITCHFORK :D

  • All sport weapons are almost 1 hit 2-3 kills.. (weird)but its fun killing zombs with a golf club

  • dead rising 2: making no sense with killing zombies everyday

    satisfation garrentieed!!! Enlist Now!

  • 3:49 - 3:52 kind reminds me of mortal kombat 3 zombies get cut in half 2 vertically sliced and 1 horizontal :D!

  • 3:58 kinda reminds me of mortal kombat lol a zombie gets cut nearly perfectly in half

  • Dildo? LOLLLLL

  • @godder004 indeed i am

  • AT 6:20 is he wearing assless chaps

  • i cant believe you forgot the handbag!!!

  • to be honest my favorite part of this vid was the portal 2 ad at the start

  • Where zombonie???

  • @TheWeezy1523 Zombonie is number 12

  • 1:20 i miss cliff.....

  • they missed the zombie head kick

  • hey! you forgot the lightsaber!

    It's the best one in the game(for me).

    FYI It's flashlight + Jewelry

  • U mist hell of alot U mist sniper and other combos

  • its not a dildo, the game says back massager

  • @IIBrutalGrinderII and what part do you think it massages ? XD

  • @comedodesalsicha

    emmm... "back massager" i suppose that it massages the back :P

    haha

  • @IIBrutalGrinderII and what part in the back ? XD

  • @comedodesalsicha

    well.. the back isnt exactly the same as the asshole is it? :P

  • @IIBrutalGrinderII well the asshole is on the ass and the ass is on the back soo....

  • @comedodesalsicha

    its on your back! not on the back XD

    that would be strange hah

  • @IIBrutalGrinderII XD nice conversation about nothing interesting.

  • @comedodesalsicha

    touche

  • @IIBrutalGrinderII and as you can see i like to use this face : XD. XD

  • Dildo= best weapon EVER xD

  • U can rely use a dildo!?!?

  • naic the fireaxe part makes you look really manly

  • U htink theyd be able 2 put 1 moar

  • pitch fork...ouch...

  • 5 min long ad nooooooooo

  • wheres ben buja?!!

  • NOBODY WAS KILLED WITH THE PUSH BROOM :O

  • 69 awesome

  • LMAO at 2:05

  • number 27 STRIKE!!!!!!!!

  • God forbid you be creative!

  • 1:29 why in the hell is that zombie pushing that wheelchair

  • @Electropulse19 may be he was a nurse or something

  • @Mr0901 A nurse for the ROCKY HORROR SHOW ZING!!!!!!!!!

  • @Electropulse19 i think is helping chuck to kill zombies

  • @Electropulse19 The fuck should I know? maybe hes retarded?

  • @Electropulse19 hes helping around his queen...... if you look closley, theres a bug sitting in it....

  • hello mr.zombie, im ur new mail man and for todays mail u have PAINFULL PAILBOX DEATH MWAHAHA

  • Thumps up, if you think you are more awesome than me!

  • 6:08 lady gaga