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  • YOU'RE SO CRAZY!!!!!

    Love this song :) haha, i used to think it was so hardcore when this album came out and i was just a youngpup.

  • This song reminds me about LeATHERMOUTH. Weird.

  • @Bleedinglikerain lol same ._. xD

  • FUCK MY ASS!!!

  • Bert: *laughing*

    Woman: now kneel down on the floor, head down, eyes shut,

    Bert: ohhhhh god!

    Woman: happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. happy birthday dear bert, happy birthday to you.

    Bert: *laughing, hooting, and cheering*

    Woman: for hes a jolly good fellow, for hes a jolly good fellow, for hes a jolly good fellow...

  • Woman: im here today to share your fun, im sorry darling theres nowhere for you to run!

    Bert: im not running anywhere.

    Woman: your friends here tell me you like big tits, and youre not about little ones. now try these ones for size, now will they do? are these boobily-woobily-macaroonies big enough for you? see for yourself.

    Bert: high pitched laughing

    Woman: now theres no need darling to be so shy rub your hands up and down my thighs. lets have a have go you really are a horny boy

  • Oh Bert you kinky mother fucker <3

  • any one feel like a smoke, as of now im down straight up for one!

  • Fuck my ass Makes me crack up i loved this song when i was 7 :] belive it or not. thats why im so fucked up. Just kidding :}. But i allways FUCKING love the used. Rape ME RAPE ME.

  • when i first heard it i thought it said "USE SOME GRAVY" then i read the lyrics:3

  • @JCTflicks dude thats all i can hear now XD

  • @JCTflicks haha, I thought it was youre so greatly.

  • Fact: most satanic music is actually soft and subtle, just like satan

    Question: does he really say "fuck my ass"?????

    thats what it sounds like, i know. but REALLY!?!?!?! ima go look up the lyrics from all the sources i can find.

  • First song of metal or whatever genre they are I've ever heard

  • @christianmendieta1 It was mine too :) lol

  • this song scares the fuck out of me everytime it comes up at the 9 minute mark on the last song on the cd.

  • this song kinda made me cry..bert's angst makes great music but i really hope hes okay. i dont want him to feel this way.

  • Fuck My Asss [;

  • @canadianbaconbro I fell asleep in the car listening to this CD, and I woke up to the middle of that part, where she's like So your friends tell me you like big tits. I was like the fuuuuck?

  • it's not cigarettes... lol... bert had a real bad speed problem for awhile.

  • 3% of people didn't get fucked in the arse xD

  • Omg best song. Period.

  • "FUCK MY ASS" XD

  • they were so much better when bert was on drugs

  • the first time i heard this song it scared the shit out of me because I thought the cd was over!

  • ~i sit wondering why, should i not die, why wont the tears from the years stop falling like rain, why can i not subside the pain, how do i live without you by my side? this is not an act of silly pride. my heart turns black, its beat will not come back, without you, there is nothing more i can do.i gave all i am, in hopes of being the man, the one you want, the one you need, but now my blood ceases its speed. i say goodbye in the hopes of fate, will no longer make me wait.~ a poem for the song.

  • fucking emo's nearly made me deaf, god.

  • @kungfudragon99 maybe if you didnt have pussy ear drums youd be alright. why dont you go listen to some maroon 5

  • those 7 people who disliked this should choke themselfs :/

  • Bert is probably the only person in the world that can get away with putting the lyric "Fuck my ass" in a song. 

  • @DigestedChild -points to modern rap-

  • @DigestedChild I know right!!!! :DDDDDDDDDDDD

  • Check out my vocal cover of this song

  • Jesus follows me. And im like get off my dick nigga i atheist.

  • i like on the cd the happy birthday track rite before this song came on

  • One of the few good Used songs

  • I have been trying to figure out what this song is forever! Its a bonus track on their first album and I could not find it before!

  • why the fuck are yall even talkin about religion. stfu and leave a proper comment.

    The Used Kicks ASS !!!!!!!!!!!!

  • I wish I had his voice so I could scream all day at people that they're SO CRAZY!! and to FUCK MY ASS!!! lololololol

  • @theXNtric :

    I have a relationship with Jesus too! D:

  • It's not Choke me, it's CHOCOLATE. ya know, from spongebob.

  • 1 2 3 4!!!

    :)

  • 1 2 3 4!

  • -33333

  • omfg best song ever

  • its not about squares description dumbass a piece is a bowl or sumthing you use to smoke drugs... everyone i am a lamma and i will prance around in drugs love you kisses bye XD

  • I love how the guitars in the song just grind away. :D

  • this song fuckin amazes me.

  • I think 7 people missed the like button.... or just his their heads very hard.....

  • no gracias

  • @ChiefSlapaho23

    haha liar liar liar pants on fire, hangin from a telephone wire baybeh

  • pieprz moją dupe i ogień! hehehhe

  • all i heard was herp darp feeeeeeeeeeerp

  • Scene1998 says: Threw out the whole song i thought he was saying use some gravy but i look up the lyrics and it saiy your so crazy :( <-- Sad facee :'(

  • i love this song!!! xD

  • I'm shocked xD they totally stole this song from Sum 41's Moron

  • i love how at the end of the video, it sounds like bert got his wish :s

    but this is my happy song, so how could i complain? :D

  • @xlovexyouxtoxdeathx ur adorable

  • for real did he say that

  • this song is not about cigs or meth or drugs. it's about kelly osbourne's vagina. box? i can turn to the BOX for a piece? it's basically calling kelly a vagina (turn to the box for some piece, a smoke)..that's why in the album version before the song starts she's singing happy birthday to burt

  • this song is not about cigs or meth or drugs. it's about kelly osbourne's vagina. box? i can turn to the BOX for a piece? it's basically calling kelly a vagina (turn to the box for some piece, a smoke)..that's why in the album version before the song starts she's singing happy birthday to burt

  • @missjanielou Actually if you watch the dvd the band had hired a british call girl (she was mad old also xD) and she was singing to Burt. Hence the hysterical laughter.

  • If I am not mistaken, it's about getting off crystal meth (which is a drug). And, if I am not mistaken, I believe crystal meth can possibly come in the form of cigarettes? That's just what I've heard, I don't know for sure.

  • no its not about cigrettes its about doing drugs because of a breakup

  • I'm depressed right now and this song made me feel a lot better. "FUUUUCKKK MY AAAAASSSS!!!! FUCK MY AAAAAASSSS!!!" Made me LOL.

  • 0:27 you feel gravy

  • Jesus this song brings back memories

  • @bxxch10 are they maybe memories? lol used jokes :p

  • @mellowmarshmel ooooh, i see what you did there e_e you little sneaky

    haha

  • shes on her rag man fuck the bullshit

  • I sooo wish I could scream along with this! It just makes me wanna get up and just headbang/fistpump epically :D

  • HypedHypedHypedHypedHyped.

    I could fucking run a marathon with the amount of hype this song gives me!

  • @chocoloboo yeah man!! i totally see what you say.. once i had to make this huge homework and i was like dosed xD and coffee didnt helped me, so i listen to abox full of sharp objects.. and i was so turned on that i didntthe homework xD

  • bert...atm i feel like ur the only one who can save me!!!!

  • uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhh FUCK MY ASSSSS

  • just because people listen to harder music, does not mean that they worship satan, and just because people listen to harder music does not mean that they dont have a good relationship with god, its a musical preference, not a religious preference. I am a proud Christian nd have an amazing relationship with Jesus, but i love harder music, and frankly people that shove the bible down atheists and agnostic people's throats dont help at ALL, if anything it drives them away from the lord..not TO him

  • @idolgraffiti thank you. its exactly why i'm atheist to begin with

  • @idolgraffiti Being agnostic, I'm really glad you said this. Thank you :PP

  • @idolgraffiti TOTALLY AGREED.

  • @idolgraffiti Exactly right, just because you like a certain type of music does not mean you should be stereotyped. I love screamo and heavy metal and i am a buddhist lol XD

  • @majorhazard123, now that's a funny combination!...well, from a stereotypical point of view...

  • @idolgraffiti sorrry 2 disappoint you man......but there is no god. Period!

  • @idolgraffiti very much with u on that, well said!! :)

  • @idolgraffiti There are a crap load of christian bands out there. Attack attack used to be christian and TDWP is a huge one.

  • @idolgraffiti dude im atheist and this is totally the truth and i thank you :)

  • @ashied13 im sick of people thinking that just because we listen to harder music means we worship the devil or were gonna go shoot up a school. it just pisses me off that bible thumpers try to shove the bible down ur throat when its something you dont want.

  • @idolgraffiti yea i know what you mean. its sad because most music like this actualy has better meaning to it than like rap or pop

  • @ashied13 freaking totally, at least they talk about more then just going and getting wasted and screwing people, theres more meaning behind our songs.

  • @idolgraffiti Oh thank you! im the same way

  • @idolgraffiti The Devil Wears Prada (band), perfect example.

  • @idolgraffiti i wish i could click the like button 100+ times because i am a Christian and i love harder music. i used to be agnostic and people shoving religion down my throat made me think that they weren't rlly Christian but just a big bad wolf in disguise..

  • @idolgraffiti Perrrrfectly said! 

  • @idolgraffiti

    Yah exactly. I have a great relationship with Jesus too. I mean we usually go out to dinner on friday nights, alot of the time we hang out around the house and snuggle, but its cool. We don't have sex as much as we used to but I guess that's only natural after you've been in a relationship for awhile. I'll listen to the used and he usually enjoys it, sometimes hes not in the mood, I mean, if he has a headache or something, but otherwise its cool.

  • @YahIDontKnow I have a relationship with Jesus too! That cheating bastard! What's next, are there going to be more people coming up saying they, too, have a relationship with him?

  • @idolgraffiti You are so right! One thing that drived me away it was that the most religious people I've meet had this preconvinced ideas ex if you listen to rock you are a satanist and no matter what I've said to point out that is not all like that they just keept going on and on with the idea they had .

  • @flyepikskate Finally, someone gets it.

  • @idolgraffiti someone with a brain that uses it and says something sencible, thank you! :)

  • @idolgraffiti I'm Satanic and I listen to super soft music like Chase Coy. :o

  • @idolgraffiti Classify "harder" music?

    Just to clarify, that's all.

    Because there is much, much, much... MUCH harder then this...

    I'm also a proud Christian... and I listen to Deicide... Which in fact is an Anti-Christian band and is pretty good...

    (Yes I also have a good relation ship with Jesus as well)

  • @TheTacticalGamer1 Harder music=anything old people scream "turn the devil music off" to. Duh.

  • @idolgraffiti So something like this? /watch?v=ygUsO5jDZkE

    or..../watch?v=OfE3NDozRmM&fea­ture=BFa&list=PLCD962AC30C3C77­96&lf=mh_lolz

    or..../watch?v=xVzyT-gWQjc&fea­ture=BFa&list=PLC51023DC196B04­05&lf=mh_lolz

  • @idolgraffiti I have a sexual relationship with Jesus, and I actually listen to good music ie not post-hardcore. Can I has cookie now?

  • @mario4peace You even listen to the lyrics? It's warning against drugs and the addiction of it. Just because something is hard doesn't mean it must be advocating for sex, drugs, and violence.

    Look, I'm a Christian, but that kind of stuff is only going to turn off anybody and make them think you're just an idiot.

  • Well fuck my ass and choke me, I love this fucking song!

  • i fucking love this!!

  • SCREAMO 

  • I dare you guys to scream like that in conversations for a whole day! :D

  • o.o gaaa

  • Gotta love these hidden tracks, berts so fuckin crazy Love It !

  • This is totally about his drug addiction XD

  • @GingerJessika no he said in an interview himself the song is actually about..well..fist fights and anal sex with quinn O.O

  • @frootloopwarriors i want a link to that interveiw

  • @robthatguyx >.< good luck finding it but its on youtube. bert quotes "so he let me choke him and fuck his ass!"

  • I love this song <3

  • It's about crystal meth.

  • when guy from official fansite asked bert about this song bert just started fabricate facts and he was telling something about some fat strippers but then he said: "I wrote this song when me and quinn get fist fight one day. its a lot sexual tension between us. really, honestly. i dont know. its pretty inspiration that sexual attension between me and quinn' soo quinn... let choke him and fuck his ass! : P

    [this interview is on the youtube]

  • @MiszzMiszz post a link please

  • @MiszzMiszz link link link

  • @robthatguyx i cant put link here. go to my profile and look for 'bert mccracken talk about sexual tensions with quinn allman' or something like this.

  • FUCCCKKK FUCKK MYY ASSSSSSS

    jesus. thats hot as hell. :D

  • Umm...I'd hate to break this to you, but I don't think its cigarettes he's screaming about...lol

  • the used are my oxygen....seriously their music keeps

    me alive dude i probably wouldn't be here right now

  • too noisy... for me.

  • beast song! :)

  • When I first heard this song, I thought it was about one of the members liking hardcore anal: "fuck my ass!!" lol.

  • FUCK!!! FUCK MY ASSSSSS

  • @StaleMilk5 with pleasure

  • @StaleMilk5 :DD OMGGG

  • wtf? weird lyrics xD

  • im SoooOOO CRAzyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy !!!!

  • This is their best Song.hands down..best part FUUUCK MY ASS!hahah I always used to say that,then I heard this song..and was zomg no way!

  • I cant wait to see these guys May 1st! GONNA KICK ASS!!!!

  • @snaptapornapMMA me and my boyfriend get to see them this month its gonna be so awesome! have fun! :]

  • xD "fuck my ass"

  • Fucking great song !!! <3 the used = AWSOME'ness :D

  • all of you are crazy!!

  • sounds like heroin addict !

  • haha, fucking love it, doesnt make sense at all but who the fuck cares xD

  • Love this song :]

  • Bert's a fucking genius i don't care what anyone says. Half the songs he writes don't even make sense but they're so amazing it doesn't even matter. Only a really amazing artist can get away with that shit.

  • Scream your heart out :)

    Love this song :D

  • KICKASS!

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  • gahh i love this song

  • Dude this song is sik. LUV IT!!!!

  • I just love this song and this band<3

  • i heard bret wrote this cause he and quinn got into a fist fight. =(

  • @fatman543345 I bet Bert won back then he was a meth addict they wobble but dont fall down.

  • Oh My  God

  • it all makes sense now! :D

  • bert = chucky

  • Kick ass song, when i figured out what this song means i was like whaaaaaaaa lol

  • @thepurplepolkadot umm, im an idiot, whats it mean?

  • @sevenfolda7xx7a The song was inspired by the sexual tension between Bert and Quinn, I had no idea they were like that until a few days ago lol

  • @thepurplepolkadot i dont think thats what it means for the simple reason bert was homeless until he found enough money for an apartment, moving in with girlfriend Kate

  • @sevenfolda7xx7a Hes actually married to Kate now, and they just met in like.. 2008 I think. This was way before he met her and it is what the song is about, I have the interview of them explaining that on my profile, its called: my interview with Bert McCracken and Quinn. look it up and tell me I'm wrong.

  • he's married to alisson. kate died of an overdose pregnant with berts child =[

  • This song is about getting off crystel meth. Says so in the maybe memories CD/DVD...

  • what a song

  • I love this band but if your looking for random time signatures and awesome guitarist youll like fall of troy

  • i rofled so hard when it went

    'fuck my ass'

    'fuck my ass!!'

  • same hahah

  • greats used song ever!!!!!!

  • woo