Stuff Black Parents Say

[mizzy1936]

IF I PUSH U THEN IM WROMG LOL!

Heard this my whole life

[MsChass12]

he sounds like will smith when he yells o.O

[Anime23Princess]

If I closed my eyes and listened to this, I would have thought it was my dad talking to me.

[tdubz411]

the only weird thing is it was capri sun and not kool aid?? hahah

[suniya2408]

YEAH MINE SAY ALL DAT!

[arieliguess]

black parents response to everything wrong is "take a nap" lmfao!!!! omg classic

[das0s0kiid]

Lol the way he said Isaiah was perfect

[Nosferatu1022]

AKA shit white people say.

[Mananimal99]

I hate hearing all this shit.

[Mananimal99]

"Stuff Black Parents Say" soundin' all educated and shit.

[judymar2011]

"Ayye ayye stop that's gay" lmbo...

[bkdaballa5]

HOW OLD ARE YOU ? HOW OLD ARE YOU? YOU PISSS ON YOURSELF??

[MyBabyk123]

im mixed my daddy black and dont say half the things they say

[jessjavens]

this is hilarious!

[carmelized11candi]

Yeah ya'll got it right because that's all the shit I say to my kids...lol!

[devaunrashard]

lmao @ this is new math

[lindsrosesings]

yes!!! You guys covered all the bases!!!

[RaeofSun82]

lol! "Im be a monster in a minute!" haha

[caliBornbEauty]

IMMA BE A MONSTA IN A MINUTE!!!! lol hilarious

[cogicboi777]

Wait, where did the COGIC shout music come from? HiIlarious vid by the way

[krissjean]

thats annoying, you sound to white

[lXlPringleslXl]

Black parents are good for nothing. You know what, black people are good for is yelling and giving everyone an attitude. FUCK THE BLACKS.

[mrshappygolucky1]

@lXlPringleslXl Fucking racist....

[ReignzOfBrainz]

Ooooook? Lol. 

[devaunrashard]

@lXlPringleslXl what a complete ass. but guess what, you watched it & laughed but dont wanna admit. its ok since white ppl dont have a sense of humor

[omni101]

@lXlPringleslXl .. and yet you're here watching "black people", sounds to me that you're insecure and either you are a self hating black person or you're secretely wishing you were a black person? Either way........... STFU!!!!!!

[Kool23Cid]

.YOU GOT MCDONALD'S MONEY? My mom says that ALL the TIME! LOL

[Jazz3910]

STOP!!!!! (clap,clap,clap) LOL I clap at my kids when I talk lol it didn't do nothing back then idk why I do because it still don't help nothing lol

[ZeNTRiicKz]

How old are you!

[eizyaws]

After the 8th line I was thinking about my laundry.......

[bowiehs]

"Do the dance or you are going to get a whoopin" LMBO!!!

[ging0170]

I am in tears!!!!

[Sedicahp]

this is interesting because not too many black fathers are around for their kids anyway. funny video though!

[jrckr1]

GET MY BELT!! GET MY BELT!!

[lexytashot]

Did you pee on ya self? How old are you? Rotflmbo OMG I was cryin laughin so hard!

[etianna2010]

do the dance or im gonna whoop u!

[jamarrhall]

He sounds like will smith when he yells lmao

[FreshPresh012]

" imma be a monster in a minute" LMAO!!

[FreshPresh012]

" GO TA BED " lmao!!

[luvbribrixoxo]

lmfao !! ii laughed the entire time smh

[thematthewsteele]

"Let me have some of your drink...." "I bought it!"

[SkittleLickinDeviant]

What kind of ice cream man drives around late at night?  o_0

[christiank52297]

aye man stop. thats gay. best line

[IAreMekkah]

This actually perfect

[blakbaer]

hey it's kinda fucked up i heard everyone of those things growing up as a kid, and i can see myself telling my kids that shit too lol.

[BrosephMG]

The fuck? Why isn't this video making headlines...a black father is rarer than Bigfoot.

[MGHS2010]

You sick? Go take a nap. My momma all the way lol

[RosalieIsela9]

Tell me why, i'm Mexican and my parents do this?

[Sydddish]

LMFAO!!!!!!! yessss parents be like "aww this that new math"

[Fusion85FC]

Am i the only one who thinks he yells like will smith and looks like trent richardson when he's laying on the couch?

[mdmorri3]

you don't have to be black for 0:10, 0:13, 0:18, 0:32, 0:57, 1:08, 1:15, 1:51....Wait, were you hiding at my house???

[cherokeeprincess19]

YOU BETTAS HIT HIM BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL

[OriginalPoloTyTy]

did you pee on yourself? lmfao

[toyalovesfrancis]

imma be a monster in a minute!

[PinkBottoms21]

this is that new math! LOL

[loltretre]

whopin yur butt naw.....more like ima beat yo ass

[smiledriver2]

hahaha this is so true!!

[itBEAshlynn]

ma daddy white .. and he say tha same shit ! then again....we from new orleanss....(:

[victoria3imani]

dang the first one he said i was like yesss! my mom just said tht to me yesterday

[chasi953]

Dudeee, i'm white, and my parents say half these things..

[TheBronxBanger]

@chasi953 yeah these dudes werent really funny..

[SophicideTV]

This shit make me relapse and curl up in the corner of my attic adjacent to the corner with the dead hooker.

[Rubenrandom]

So fucking trueee!!!

[PaperCliipsx]

''You got some McDonalds money?''

[thezigzagmon]

eat more fluoride!!!!!

[nekah2wavy]

yooo this shit is soo true lmao

[arnell313]

It took like half the vid to figure out that they weren't all the same person lol my eyes suck

[reesesbits]

@arnell313 LOL I watched the whole video without noticing... until i saw your comment

no racial

[iPhoneMusical]

You wanna eat lunch...DO THE DANCE!!! XD

[InsidersHealthTV]

Shit Health Snobs Say is pretty funny too! You should see it!

[essiemeify]

"SHUT IT UP & GO TO BED"

takes me back to memories of my mom xD

[brianxbang]

Ice Cream man at night? He ain't selling no ice cream I'll tell you that much.

[Lovingmore25]

How old are you? Lol

[Shawntel0611]

"IM NOT MAKING U NOTHING TO EAT, U SHOULDVE ATE DINNER"

Pahahaha I have those days too!

[Shawntel0611]

"U got some McDonalds money"

"Come turn my light off"

School work- "I dont know this"

I can relate to those pahaha!

[CamCali14]

Why my dad say all of that

[LovelyJor]

IMABEAMONSTERINAMINUTE!



[TJArriola10]

looks like baron davis before he went all caveman haha

[mrscountrygurl86]

I just realized there were different dudes, lol.

[mrscountrygurl86]

You must have been a fly on the wall at our house, lol. My stepdaddy made us take his socks and boots off everyday. Sad thing is, my brother and I would fight over it, lol! I still remember my parents trying to help me with my math. They'd call all of my aunties, lol. "You know, Cookie almost graduated. She should know it" lmbo! Shoot, now I'm 25 working on another degree AND helping Auntie Cookie get her GED. Great video!!!

[mizzoupackers]

how old r u?How old r u? 0:40 u peed on urself?

[mizzoupackers]

HAHA!!! Ur soooo awesome!

[intothedeep13]

But my parents are white and they say this...

[FairyFederation]

@intothedeep13 i feel like its more like American parents. I know a lot of Americans are color conscious but after living in a few countries, i dont see other parents like this. It is just an American thing hehe

[elleLeo08]

This is the new math..why dont you understand this!! #dead

[GoldDi99a]

Lol. My mom would always ask if I had some mcdonalds money

[ambitionsOME]

{ hand clap} stoooooooooooop lol .

you wan cry now get me my belt .

[desheaflowers]

Lmao i can relate

[T00T97]

SOOOO TRUE!!!

[indiefilms111]

LOL so true

[xZWeeZer]

"You got some McDonald's Money?" = MY MOM ALL THE TIME -.-

[agentjunieb]

That get my belt thing was so true.

[SoulfulEarnings]

"You got some McDonald's money?" lol

[Chuck1lokin]

If ah get up ahm whoopin ya butt!! Is this the new math? sigh been there.

[heygirlgirl98]

this is true! haha espcially the math and the dance one

[yogabarama159]

lololololololololololololol

[xvanillaperfume]

I AM NOT YOUR DAD! hahahaha

[hbcbrw]

omg yall fools lmao i went through it hahahah

[TheRawmenBby]

"DID YOU WET YOURSELF? DID YOU PEE ON YOURSELF? YOU BETTER NOT HAVE PISSED ON- DID YOU PEE ON YOURSELF? DID YOU PEE ON YOURSELF? HOW OLD ARE YOU? HOW OLD ARE YOU? HOW OLD ARE YOU? HOW. OLD. ARE. YOU? YOU PEEIN' ON YOURSELF? YOU PEEIN'- YOU PEEIN' ON YOURSELF?

LOLOLOL XDDD

[cwantstobeloved]

i got 979,000 dollars uh charges on my phone lol

[atessaway13]

ROTFLLHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! LOL!! SO true!!!

[massiekur19]

black people love to repeat what they say all the time. LOL. I do it all the time

[bluefaery05]

i literally fell on the floor laughing... 'GET OUT MY ROOM! and close the door.' classic

[tsbrshots]

Can we go to mcdonalds? Do you have mcdonalds money? lmao

[x30n0n]

jooon joooon!!!

[Narastu666]

Little Jimmy's Dad :O

[SALANB000]

Dude, I totally have family members like this!!! Life!

[blynbb]

And this is why black people aren't in scary movies :)

[TheClintMan72]

137 people are white

[PrettyToez07]

everything was true up until 0:49

[jazzie5150]

1:33-1:50 is my mom! LOL! 0:14-0:16 is my dad all the time! XD

[frescogenio]

the funniest part to me is "MOTHER F__!" at 1:00 

[121odysseus121]

Sweet baby Jesus, without a doubt one of the funniest things I've ever watched.

[Scremoisjusthowido]

I pissed myself watching this....id probably get yelled at by this guy for a solid 5 min lol

[indyha06]

"you7 better hit him back" Im not black but my mami sure did say that lol, that is a #classic

[indyha06]

AYE "man stop thats gay" lmao

[moustachelouie]

I am NOT your DAD!!

[HeadNigraInCharge]

Lmaoooo, "Do the Dougie!" that's my dad everyday, like for real lol

[acastrocid1]

he sounds like will smith

[MiaPluto]

l.m.a.o XD

[TotallyAnnoyingChick]

"YOu better get inside its late, AND CHECK THA MAIL"

[Ilovemusic19582]

Every person I know talks like that to their kids including my momma and grandma

[kaylaelizabethpowell]

"I'ma be a monster ina minute!" LOL!

[jiathebest12]

Apple APP-PLE sayy it rightt damnn!

[tboneGfsx1]

did you wet yourself? did you pee on yourself? How old are you?! How Old Are you?!

Story of My Life when i was 7/8 xD

[6a6yPeaches]

I TOLD CHU TO GET CHO SELF IN DAT TUB! lol

[Maverick274]

BRO. My brother sounds just like that when he yells! I blew up with luaghter when he yelled ZAY ZAY, JOJO, ISAIAH cuz those are some of his kids names!!! OMG REMINDS ME TOO MUCH OF HIM!!!

[HellBlitzVG]

True.

[ajean024]

Ima b a monster in a min!... lol!

[TheNeria12]

yooo lmfao especially the ice cream man part! "where you get money from the ice cream man"

[danethaman135]

BARON DAVIS

[EMEndHILLs]

I'm not a parent yet but its sad to know i'm already acting like this, and i'm not black

[LDubs123]

this that new math lol

[BrendanIsCool]

haha niggers!

[TheEmco93]

@BrendanIsCool Cracker ass bitch!!! :)

[BrendanIsCool]

@TheEmco93 enjoy the computers, vaccines, cars, running water, electricity, engineering, welfare, society etc. we did for your black behind

our benevolence does not last long....

[TheEmco93]

@BrendanIsCool i don't give a fuck...my father is a lawyer so fuck you and your stereotypes HONKY HONKY HONKY.

YOU-STILL-A-CRACKER

[BrendanIsCool]

@TheEmco93 lawyer (white job) in a courthouse (built with engineering) that applies legal theory (so, so white) in a town/city (built by whites)

[TheEmco93]

@BrendanIsCool CRACKER,i don't even know what you're talking about but i know one thing,if you're racist don't watch black people's video it's that simple,fucking honky

[BrendanIsCool]

@TheEmco93 I don't doubt you have trouble understanding what I'm saying. You're people have been chronically incapable of comprehending our supremacy

[kctvirgo]

@BrendanIsCool for someone to supposedly have so much "supremacy" over us you sure don't know correct grammar!!!! it's your NOT you're so before you think to insult people get YOUR own damn education up

[TheEmco93]

@BrendanIsCool "your supremacy?!!" LMAOOOOOOO. you are just like your honky ass brothers from kkk lol ,always talking but not doing shit, you guys don't have nothing in your pants. nobody likes racists so why don't you shut the fuck up and stop watching videos made by colored people.

[KillerBunnies12]

@TheEmco93

[TheeBestiieeType]

@BrendanIsCool FUCCK YOUU !!!

[fcgfgcfg]

this is upsetting

[annielferguson]

sorry guys :-/

[nishataylor0]

this is so funny

[AMITE985]

GO TO BED!!!!!

[SweTvCampGaza]

HIT WHITE GUYS SAY TO BLACK GUYS CHECK OUT MY CHANNEL PEOPLE! BRAND SPANKING NEW LOL

[Sanchitoooo]

did anyone notice theres actually two black dads in this video? o.O

[SammySingally]

@Sanchitoooo Actually, there're three. :)

[NastajaM]

LMFAO....YO...black parents yell at their kids ALL day!!!

[NikeStarLife]

Aye Aye...Stop man thats gay! lmfao

[jadeezy21]

The one in the gray is the most accurate lol

[SoldierMyLove]

lmfao!heck ya

[CrashN2U2011]

"Imma be a monster in minute" HAHAHAHAHAHA

[AnotherDayOfThis]

LMAO@2:22. I come in my mom's room for 5 seconds and she wants me out like I'm some stranger. lol. But if it was my little cousin that barged in, she's like an ANGEL! lol

[Jefferitoz87]

MAN, this the new math. Why don't you understand this, why weren't you paying attention? I don't know this! lol So true.

[AnotherDayOfThis]

Haha. When he shouts, he sounds like Will Smith.

[SoulUnavailable]

My dad is like this and he's black! I was lolling the whole time. Most of the time my reply is "Aren't you dying in like 20 years?-"

[TranceBab3]

2:02 My dad use to say that.lol

[TranceBab3]

0:32-0:47 I was diein

[SelenaLuvGomez]

DID YOU PEE ON YOURSELF? DID YOU PEE ON YOURSELF HUH? HOW OLD ARE YOU? HOW OLD ARE YOU?? HOW. OLD. ARE. YOU.

lol hahaha! ^___^

[kesha1887]

did u pee on urself?? how old are you? how old are you? how old are you? HOW OLD ARE YOU?!?

[SaturnEternity]

My white parents said half these things too :P

[wileyshow]

yessss @SunRoe lOL 

[MsSieannaMarie]

"Give me some. I bought it"..i hated that lmbo. So true!!

[ummzainul]

Hey take my sock off

[Azzy09]

Yeap!!



He sound just like Will Smith at 2:26!!