Cobra Commander's Turkey Dinner

[staggo3000]

A FUCKING TURKEY DINNER!

[VonHeintz]

oh shit i also had turkey today at work

[VonHeintz]

this is the best thing I've ever seen in my entire life

[parasiteve]

"FFFFUUUUCK YOU DESTROO" HAHAHAHA

[OminousLatinUsername]

Amazing.

[maxacorn]

what's ironic is i'm actually eating a turkey dinner as i'm watching this!

[chibicelchan]

GOOD LORD, these voices are impeccable! Absolutely amazing work!

And hey, Tomax and Xamot get to be bitches, too! :D

[Fragminion]

"Get your feet off the table!" :"Oh Shit!"

LOL!

[ChanelNumba19]

you like it when i control you

[MatthewReel]

I love the fact that this particular video is not even one or two degrees off of some of Joe's storylines.

[NightShade1218]

God, this voice acting. Spot-on.

[plat350]

"Why are you so angry? Calm down!" Comedic timing and editing is flawless. I watch this at least once a week.

[TheDrYes]

how is there a bite in that turket if he's wearing a solid metal helmet

[melodymorano]

Cobra Commander sounds like Mark Hamill.

[jEDAKISS999]

this is simply th greatest compilation of lobster clawed halarium th ive ever seen

[spadehatesscrewtube]

@2:23 looks like raiders vs. 49'ers. usually a 49'ers victory hands down, but then again it depends upon what year this is. actually, from the original cartoon date, it might've been a toss up.

[DarthChainsaw]

Happy fucking turkey dinner day!

[CobraLaTV]

Hmmm, not sure how to rate this one. I mean its clearly not me and yet, so similar. I give this Cobra impersonator 10 Cobra la's for a good effort. Followed by 10 Serpentor Slaps for thinking he can BE MEEEE! All the the REAL Cobraaaaaaa! - Cobra Commander

[cerberus00]

did anybody notice that they were all wearing the helmets while working out and eating?

[bredenis5]

The voices of The Dreadnoks is SPOT ON and the verbose language is exactly how these characters talked too. Hilarious!

[Vomator]

Fucking amazing!

[WindupAtheist]

1:52 Mmm, grey drumsticks.

[royals85100]

RIP Christopher Collins

[JustSayNoToNutbread]

When I rule the world, I'll have... SNAKES!

[MaleficDan]

I would join Cobra if it was real and if CC was as funny as this

[thehiphopdepot]

Flawless!!!

[scorpio4fun1976]

This is great!!!

[shadowyashatoura]

ha!ha!just hilarious

[TNT96782]

You know... I can actually see Cobra Commander doing this haha

[roberthyde00]

Dude reading Cobra Life Magazine. ROFL

[Xenocider2k9]

is this real?

[Spystreak]

of course the transformer won...he's a fucking robot. XD

[AtomicRooster77]

41 dislikers watch My Little Pony and Jem!!

[TricycleJim]

GET YOUR FEET OFF THE TABLE!

[Cyclonus2377]

CC: "That dinner is for invited guests only. And you two butt-pals are not invited!"

Love it! LMAO!! Hope you'll do more of these, and more TF videos as well.

[redhoodx98]

4:55- 5:17 someone is jealous.

[Mugen123456789]

Such a fuckin shame that his destro rap video got removed because of gay ass WMG. Fuckin classic youtube video and they have to block it.

[mysterE101]

why does a terrerist organiztion have a television station

[Charizacus]

This was funny, its genius, do more of this!

[zwan17]

Great! Awesome job on the voices.

[neetrab]

haha!!! I like this storyline.. this was funny..could have been better w/ NO CURSING. Keep it clean fellas. (I'm sure I'm in the minority in this)

[Leksakshund]

@neetrab It's the cursing that makes it funny, lol.

[hunter4876]

id soliplock with berinet

[xxmikexx187]

BUTT PALS!

[DartLuke]

Cobra don't have face. How will he eat turkey?

[DCMarvel2009]

@DartLuke The Commander can just lift up his face plate whenever no one's looking.

[mambarivers1]

Cobra secretly had the hots for Destro.

[sfernie47]

Not so much...

[LukasCon97]

40 dont want eat this fucking turkey dinner with Commander.

[TheJesusofSuburbia94]

haha this is fucking amazing

[kimmolind]

Fuck you Destro,

[quillian91]

"WELL THEN WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU GOING TO EAT?!"

[hunter4876]

@quillian91 FTW

[FanimusMaximus]

@quillian91 I don't care. I can order Pizza or something IT DOESN'T MATTER!!!

[Shredhead1818]

Cobra Commander 2012 because unlike Obama/Trump/Palin he cares what you have for dinner...he doesn't want to see you eating Pizza

[davethecritter]

Of course the transformer won; he's a fucking robot.

[spadehatesscrewtube]

aaaand then? no and then!

[spadehatesscrewtube]

yars revenge mutha fucka!

[spadehatesscrewtube]

i bet a buncha euro fag football fags would love to eat you out, er hang out, oi!

[Coolygirl031]

where did this come from!?!?!?!? this is the most fucking funniest shit ever I LOVE IT xD

[RandomGECHO11]

40 didn't eat a fucking turkey with cobra commander

[cobrachris31]

HA HA!!! what the fucks on tv?!! i wants to know the same thing as cobra commander quite a lot ha ha!!!:)

[metroretrokicks]

Nooo! That dinner's for invited guests only! And you two butt-pals are not invited!!!

[LukasCon97]

Its a fucking robot,

[Impulsegt1]

"what the fuck? we gonna drop all these loot, just to have dinner with the commander?"

[OdoubleTO]

5:14 :D

[laughinglauraSMILE]

This is the best thing I've ever seen.

[noobthizz33]

guess will have to eat at are favorite5 star resteruant on the cobras expense account ahhaahha:)

[LTDAN316]

38 people don't like f@#king turkey dinners

[LukasCon97]

@LTDAN316 Now 40. But i like fuck%$@ing turkey dinner :).

[KTF0]

LIIAAAAAR!!!

[Grapestthe2nd]

1:48 is ftw

[Grapestthe2nd]

38 were caught lip-locking with one of cobra commanders employees

[rdisherprojectdotcom]

@Grapestthe2nd I was too but I still like the video. No excuses, jerkfaces!

[dogsbulloxs]

I've always been a fan of cartoon chicken legs...1 bone with big slab of meat on it ftw !

[zymeth0628]

@dogsbulloxs ikr they look much more appetizing compared to how they look real life.

[dogsbulloxs]

@zymeth0628 and so much easier to eat.

[zymeth0628]

@dogsbulloxs yeah, like the whole thing is skin.

[sortedevaras]

2:00 is pure gold

[mayonaiseanonymous]

HellNObra!!!!

"o come on, i got the big screen! I COULD BE YOUR NIEGHBOR!!!!!"

DR.SMOOV, YOU MAKE MY DAY DAILY!!!!

[NotRightN0w]

Look at this! A fucking turkey dinner!

[TheRogueMonk]

did he say fuck? in this cartoon :o is htis fake or real? this is simply horrible.. children should have clean langauge so should adults for my idea.

[zymeth0628]

@TheRogueMonk this is an actual cartoon that's been editted, and honestly it depends on how the words are used, sure the language is a little dirty but at least they're not used too immaturely, unlike how kids these days hear it too much and how the smaller kids would laugh at their mere mention.

[maxacorn]

@TheRogueMonk

yes, this is real. cobra commander wants people to have a fuckin' turkey dinner with his minions. it was a major story line in the show.

dumbass.

[Causalspark]

PizZaH?!

[wolfyfox3]

THAT SETTLES IT! ...best voice over ever. Couldnt stop laughing.

[xraycat30]

Did you see that buzz-saw cut through that vault at 3:12? Zartan and the dread-knocks could patent that thing and sell it worldwide for more money and prestige then they'd ever make working for Cobra.

[Assassin1922]

Of course the Transformer won, he's a fucking robot.

[dblack1983]

GET YOUR FEET OFF THE TABLE!!! Ohh shit!!!



[TTGBumgum1]

is this real or a voice over?

[VenusHeadTrap2]

@TTGBumgum1 A flawless voiceover XD

[neetrab]

@TTGBumgum1 - this junk has to be voice over. Definately an imitation of CC and Destro. Good imitation..but i think we know it's not the REAL voices.

Plus, I didn't care for the cursing.

[thekydd95]

"Look brother. A lavish turkey dinner banquet." "No doubt that's way out the budget, but since we're here...." LOL classic Tomax & Xamot

[TheScorpionMK37]

Wait how the fuck did cobra take a bite into that drumstick

[mmecharlotte]

@TheScorpionMK37 The world may never know...

[cdromXXXX]

XD your good at the voices dude especially destro and zartan

[Jasonbass311]

WAAAYYYY! funny! lmao x 10!!!

[kaiokendo]

I WONDER WHATS FOR 1:58

[NForcerSA]

ROTFLMFAO! This is too fucking funny!

[jkr2680]

"Sit back and relax and enjoy the pleasantries that Cobra can provide for you!" Where do I sign up?

[Grapestthe2nd]

"Look at this. A fucking turkey dinner!"

LOL

[JimmyColls]

How the Fuck can Cobra operatives call each each other specifically on video phones that have only ONE BUTTON? Also, Who the Fuck is connecting their calls?

I can't see any of the main service providers putting up with their constant bullshit, then again, the rest of the world seems to do just that - seeing as how they get their asses kicked on a daily basis but still have no problems finding funding and new recruits to help their Wonky-ass cause.

[JimmyColls]

'Over there you fucking idiot, get it open!'

'Zartan, where are you?'

'I'm in the middle of a fucking Bank vault in the middle of New York city'

Only Zartan has the appropriate responses to the fucked up goings on of GI JOE.

[JimmyColls]

I swear they only put that blue helmet on the Cobra Commander so his head wouldn't look like a Chrome Bifurcated Cock.

[JimmyColls]

Here's a question for the fanbase: how does Destro move his lips and have facial expressions if his "face" is a cast iron mask?

[jkr2680]

3:54 "Whoot tha fawk?"

[MrSyntheticDesign]

*has a giggle attack* "Well then what the fuck are you going to eat" i was taken off guard so bad lol

[MrSyntheticDesign]

OMG perfect insertion of the "fuck you destro" omg bravo

[thekydd95]

LMFAO!!!! The Zartan scene is hilarious! LOL!!

[sackcheck]

2:24 49ers vs Raiders on the big screen FTW! lol

[corbinmichael123]

And to think. I used to wonder why Cobra couldn't seem to win one.

[jedwardsgoldenbrick]

i would like to sit down to that wonderful turkey dinner lol. he chose pizza over that turkey diner idiot

[MrFX313]

Thanks to this, I learned a new word "Accoutrement" - all the givings that go along with a lavish lifestyle...

[jvlivs2]

@MrFX313 You and I both!

[theoddronin1]

He chose pizza over a fucking turkey dinner and a big screen TV?

...what the fuck does Baroness see in him?!

[corbinmichael123]

@theoddronin1 Actually, I'm pretty sure he picked f**king the Baroness over the turkey dinner. That's probably what she sees in him.

[puncher85438]

@corbinmichael123 Bros before Hoes man

[VenusVoicez]

@theoddronin1 Hah! that's a g1

[ZuDarkness666]

A fucking Turkey dinner

[SwaggerLikeUz]

Wow you guys deserve every Sub coming your Way!!! Cool2def ..

[yak6ex]

What is the name of the twins? I forgot their names.

[ajones35]

@yak6ex Tomax  and Xamot I do believe :D

[ajones35]

Ill take the turkey!! :D

[Kev95682]

I wish I could have a delicious turkey dinner.

[Onslaught2k3]

FUCK YOU, DISTRO!!! classic!

[LadyBeth24]

Fu** you Destro  lol hahahaha

[FatManWithNoShirt]

cobra sounds like a homosexual smoker

[pokenerd99]

does it seriously take about a year to make one of these?

[snowblind1985]

i thought the ADR for skeletor would be easy cos he has no lips but i forgot replacing CC's dialogues are the easiest :D

[hunterknight4]

Congrats Dr. your voices are SPOT ON! all hail Latta!

[MrPettj]

awesome :)

[Bloodwarification]

cobra guess what............. ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!!

[redfoxbennaton]

Did someone kill the Joes?

[fedorajoe]

AMAZING!!!

[wtfd00d08]

FUCK YOU, DESTRO

[GoddaM777]

why is Conan/Heman Cobra's man servant?

[FlashJordan94]

@GoddaM777 You'd have to watch the first episode "The M.A.S.S. Device" in order to get it. Basicly he's one C.Commander's mind controlled slaves.

[dutchdragon83]

Wow your Cobra Commander Voice is great!!!

Almost the same (what more People say) as that from Chris Latta.

[ServoPrime]

An F'ing turkey dinner!

[Chimera711]

at 2:14 look theres a bite out of the turkey leg when he never even took a bite of it

[ClintJohnHampton]

Destro look like a complete homo with his split vest

[brian109901]

"shut up conan." lol

[kan0uchiha]

sommander looks like a nazi

[cqbspartan]

this is fucking hilarious XDDDDDD

[MrPettj]

WTF???.....

[joewarren100]

lol..........this iz dope

[aBigSaltyDookie]

Wow. That's an AMAZING Cobra Commander & Destro impression. You should have been hired for the voice of the damn live action movie. Hell, you should have did Starscream's voice too in Transformers. Amazing. You sound pretty much just like Chris Latta.

[GrooTheWanderer80]

this thing turns to pure gold when Zartan shows up.

"Now isn't the best time, this score is worth over 2 million dollars!"

"I'll give you four million dollars if you and your buffoons come and eat a fucking turkey dinner with me!"

"...................uh, sure. We'll be right there." XD

[spadehatesscrewtube]

@GrooTheWanderer80 i disagree. i think perhaps that "acoutremants" is highly indicative of cobra.

seeing as how the derivative of the word is french, and they both end up losing. however, you gain plus points seeing as how your name stems from a comic book. a good one, at that.

[spike1386]

Destro, you lying, double crossing, jerk face! hahahaha

[DesertStormRex]

1:03 MOZLTOVE!

[MaxRebo120]

How could Cobra Commander eat with that mask on? LOL!

[vnaadhan]

lol "Fuck you destro!"

[darkavengermanowar]

LOL!!

[FanimusMaximus]

I COULD BE YOU NEIGHBOR!!

[VikingLady219]

You two butt pals are not invited! LOL!

[VenusVoicez]

@VikingLady219 Well, if it isn't the two fucking butt brothers!

[TheRogueMonk]

@VenusVoicez hey ultimate warrior is in the gi o?

[TheRogueMonk]

@VenusVoicez this cartoon is insane lol .. it makes every nasty movie look like childs play

[VikingLady219]

I wished the Cobra Commander would call me up and give me $4 million to have a fucking turkey dinner with him! And how the fuck is he going to eat a turkey dinner with a faceplate? XD

"Get your feet off the table! I'll dock your pay if I see you doing that again!"

[williamgatesenson]

i lmao'ed @2:10

piiIIIZZZAAAA?!?!?!?!

[pumpkinking99]

Hahahaha!! Good job smoov :)

[VikingLady219]

THEN WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU GONNA EAT? LMFAO!

[Suojeluninja]

If we just had Cobra instead of Al Qaida.

[MegaFafnir]

Cobra Commander's wanted to rule the world since he was FOUR.

Who knew? :)

[karabrice]

@MegaFafnir I think he mentioned in "Twenty Questions" that he was 7 when he realised he could run the world "better than the morons in charge".

[MegaFafnir]

@karabrice Either way, he's clearly been power-hungry since childhood and has never looked back :)

[anon94707]

OMG BEST EVER I WAS ROLLIN THANK YOU!

[Gruntvc]

Poor Cobra Commander! No one wants to eat a Turkey Dinner with him lol!

[maxacorn]

@Gruntvc

correction: a fuckin' turkey dinner!

[Gruntvc]

@maxacorn lol! True...true!

[Ghidorah1986]

Destro sounds just like how he does in the real cartoon.

[noobthizz33]

you cannotstop the transformer but i am conan no take this lol

[Harshcore811]

You know all you people can make fun of CC all you want, but he will always be my all-time favorite cartoon character of all time.

[KittyWillCutYou]

woooow duuuude. XD

[MrGerolf]

make more!!!!

[charlestonchewy]

I love the dialogue between the Drednocks:

BUZZER: What the f*ck!

RIPPER: We gotta drop all this f*ckin' loot just to go have dinner with the commander?

ZARTAN: No, you idiot. We're going to finish the f*ckin' heist, package the 2 million dollars, and then go see that f*ckin' asshole Cobra Commander, and collect 4 million dollars.

RIPPER: Hey, Zartan's right smart about that college sh*t, eh?

TORCH: Yeah, that's why he's our leader, cause he thinks better than we do!

[VenusHeadTrap]

@charlestonchewy Well stop talking you fucking idiots and load the shit into the truck, we have to be at the airport soon.