DONT READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTUALY WORKS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE.HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TOAT LEAST THREE VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN TWO DAYS.NOW YOU STARTED READING THIS DONT STOP.THIS IS SO SCARY.PUT THIS ON AT LEAST FIVE VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR LOVERS NAME WILLAPPEAR IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKFlag
"Hi, Billy Mays here with a special TV offer: Watch me crush this bald fat foppish founding father. I'll take my awesome auger and sow your quaker oats. I'll shoot your rhymes down like a regiment of redcoats. I'm Lord of the Pitch and leader in home sales. You're just a lumpy pumpkin who invented the mail. Benny's got kite and key, but you're in for a shock, when I strike you with bolts from my lightning rod cock!"
I think the best way we can respect him is to buy all the things he advertised. Someday I'll try to...if I ever get money to buy crap. No offence Billy Mays
@ZetaNeubourn because i don't know what to do abou this... I'm realy pissed that everything is changing on every website i use... and the changes make it more confusing..
@bloodyrosesdrummer Well, spamming everyone's videos, who might I add have NOTHING to do with the new page, will solve nothing and get you trolled or banned. Go start a petition or something that actually has a chance or making a difference, if you're so pissed off. This just makes you look dumb and rude to the creator of the video... just being honest.
I just walked by my roommate as he came out of the bathroom and shouted "HI, BILLY MAYS HERE!" and he jumped back and did a jazz hands thing to protect himself.
fuck anthony sullivan.
AgeAwkward 1 week ago
Five billion names here!
Gencoil 2 weeks ago
Heigh Billy Macier
DeathMurderRape 3 weeks ago
Hi, Billy Mays here for doing your mom
Malathrom 1 month ago
AH MY GOD.
thecucafairy 1 month ago
0:47 vagina chopper
20eurocent 1 month ago
We have all been wrong. His last name isn't Mays. Its Here.
MrMatto91 1 month ago 4
why did billy mays have to fucking die? If i could bring 3 people back to life it would be heath ledger my pet hamster and billy mays
Coolz444 2 months ago
Piss on you Billy! You were my hero. The you got fucked up on drugs. Fuck you Billy!
DickCabeza123 2 months ago
closed captioning says "five billion asia tried billy mays insists the money"
kaizoisevil 2 months ago
hi billy mays here with the vagina chop it......hhahahaha
tanneraber 2 months ago
8 people have tried one of those products
glennquagmire2009 2 months ago
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zacharyjBattles 2 months ago
Billy Mays just sold some Mighty-Sandals to Jesus for 19.95.
MugsMcClain 2 months ago
can we have subtitles
gamerWILSON95 2 months ago
RIP
Curttehmurt 2 months ago
heaven is getting pimped out now, they has steve jobs designing new products and billy mays endorsing them.
when i die the first thing ill hear is 'HI, BILLY MAYS HERE WITH THE iPHONE 427!!!'
22may95 3 months ago
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HI, BILLY MAYS HERE WITH UNORIGINAL COMMENTS
NOW YOU CAN GET DOZENS OF THUMBS-UP JUST BY TALKING ABOUT THE VIDEO'S DISLIKES
ONLY 2 PAYMENTS OF 19.99
TheMarc0913 3 months ago
He's selling stuff in the afterworld now...lucky bastards.
JMJTOS 3 months ago
R.I.P.
kletsj 3 months ago
Billy mays: Steve jobs of the Tv-shopping
MadLyriczProductions 3 months ago
@Morphae because he had good taste.
polskie90 4 months ago
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polskie90 4 months ago
Billy Mays didn't die. He just went to go ask god if he wanted some of his products.
NintendoPowerReview 4 months ago
HI, BILLY MAYS HERE.
rainethesage 4 months ago
my grampa is born in 1950. and he doesn't have a beard.
luigitheracoon12 4 months ago
R.I.P Billy Mays
moshamora95 4 months ago
I think that our generation had person like this in every nation...my TV offers hero was Horst Fuchs
HitokageProduction 4 months ago
god dammit i want EVERYTHING ON THIS VIDEO.
Jmyster4 4 months ago
The transcribe audio says we're watching Five Billion
JoshShaps 4 months ago
Hi, Billy Mays here for awesomeness.
xservintage 4 months ago 2
PRESS CC AND TRANSCRIBE SOUND THEN JUST WATCH IT ALL LMAO
hintonjonat 4 months ago
@hintonjonat five billion aids here!
reverendman5on 4 months ago
press CC and transcribe sound and then go to 0:21 and look what it says o.o
Spankarn100 4 months ago
fuck mj.. rip billy mays
061323980 4 months ago 2
Hi Billy Mays here for a rap battle
kaizoisevil 5 months ago
@BlackopsNO I was brought here by my love of HI BILLY MAYS HERE! (:
DeathMetalForLife666 5 months ago
hmm.. I think that's Billy Mays.
EvilToasterKing 5 months ago
вы на самом деле нашел время, чтобы прочитать эту
RubberVegetables 5 months ago
I know him from south park XD
marc30995 5 months ago
i put my headfones in
and after the video finished all i could say was hi billy mays.... =/
MrRero123 5 months ago
I would listen to it twice, but I now have a headache
Ten four, Billy
TheOriginalElkstone 5 months ago
"Hi, Billy Mays here with a special TV offer: Watch me crush this bald fat foppish founding father. I'll take my awesome auger and sow your quaker oats. I'll shoot your rhymes down like a regiment of redcoats. I'm Lord of the Pitch and leader in home sales. You're just a lumpy pumpkin who invented the mail. Benny's got kite and key, but you're in for a shock, when I strike you with bolts from my lightning rod cock!"
toddsmitts 5 months ago 18
heyy guys whats his name i wonder can somone help me with this one
ilyhunter1000 5 months ago
@ilyhunter1000 I think he's called Youarea Douchebag
AngusYoungForMayor 5 months ago
@AngusYoungForMayor it was a just a joke ok
ilyhunter1000 4 months ago
@ilyhunter1000 I kow i was joking too
AngusYoungForMayor 4 months ago
damn i miss billy
sidchimaera 5 months ago
1:07 HI BILLY MAYS HERE WITH A BOWL OF BLOOD
NeoAlucardX 5 months ago 3
Haha, thanks a lot for posting this, RIP billy mays, LORD OF THE PITCH!!
UnionKid15 5 months ago
he's so annoying!!!!
the2009guy 5 months ago
HI BILLY MAYS HERE MAYOR OF CWCVILLE
deividas56 5 months ago
Damn somebody's already posted the comment I was going to say :(
Kzook 5 months ago
The comments on this video are so great
elizze6 5 months ago
Anyone know what this guys name is?
TheNigraJones 6 months ago 44
@TheNigraJones
19.99 ?
nicpetnic 4 months ago
@TheNigraJones Its Billy 'Mays' Here, duh !
BillKillerz 1 week ago
LOL HE SAID VAGINA SLICER/CHOPPER BILLY MAYS YOUR AWESOME!!!!
hollowsoul1233 6 months ago
HAHAHAHA my fave part is when he said hi billy mays here
MsRandomVampire 6 months ago
Did half of the stuff even work well? Also, I love his hand gestures. Priceless.
TrzMx 6 months ago
hi, BILLY MAYS HERE
FunkyFellaD 6 months ago
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FunkyFellaD 6 months ago
what did he say i just couldn't catch it
xzSTEVExz 6 months ago
oh. my. god. Half way through the video I was begging to never here the words "hi billy mays here..." ever again.
PalaceOfAlice 6 months ago
I'm on the phone with my girlfriend while watching this and she was begging Jesus for Billy Mays to stop.
coons1212 6 months ago
0:49. why is "head like a hole" in the background at that point? O.O
dibbydang 6 months ago
if u could decide 'R.I.P MJ' or 'R.I.P Billy mays' i could decide billy mays "hi billy mays here lolololol
OzDome 6 months ago
Dude, I don't remember half of those...
S3k5hUn8116 6 months ago
@thesaintsvideos2 OWF WHIFTOWYY
NannerBurgular 6 months ago
0:44 what was the most important product?
Random0832 6 months ago 5
@Random0832 iCan Health Insurance
InfomercialReviewer 6 months ago 4
When i saw this the aspca commercial came on so it was like twice as sad
shadowmere541 7 months ago
Sometimes I call his products to hear his voice on the recorder..... I miss you so much sassy :'(
uzimakiking 7 months ago
I MISS THIS GUY
jaf1856 7 months ago
PRESS 5 AND 6 TO CREATE RAP!!!!!!!
shorlems122 7 months ago
Antony Sullivan RUINED IT!!!!!!!!
shorlems122 7 months ago
Keep pressing 8 with an interval of 400 ms.
Vator0 7 months ago
Epic Rap Battles Of History Ben Franklin VS Billy Mays its a good one
Back2DaFuture98 7 months ago
It would be really fun if you speed it up in the end, faster and faster.
Husvagnen18 7 months ago
I've completely forgotten what "Hi Billy Mays here" means
MCHS38 7 months ago
When you die. in the gates Billy Mays will say
- Hi Billy Mays here!
passsim 7 months ago
/watch?v=TAaE7sJahiw <--- Now THIS is the best tribute i've ever seen
xGpClan123 7 months ago
billy mays was cool come back to life forget bout justin bieber god give us billy mays back plz
jakerr11 7 months ago
amazing what coke can do
Angerfist2 7 months ago
you forgot impact gel
legochickenfilms 7 months ago
Its amazing how we all hate commercials. But yet we watch Billy on the Internet lol
tokorev747777 7 months ago
@tokorev747777 Billy mays commercials were the only ones i paid attention to ;_;
Nick98l 7 months ago
@Nick98l Agreed! Billy Mays was the onley one i ever watched! And a few others. But Billy was my pick :P
tokorev747777 7 months ago
those are some shit brand names...
elushote 7 months ago
I think the best way we can respect him is to buy all the things he advertised. Someday I'll try to...if I ever get money to buy crap. No offence Billy Mays
Boregeous 7 months ago
GTFO of this tribute Anthony Sullivan
ReverendDiabetes 7 months ago
when he died i yelled it out to my naborhood
ZombieKing9090 7 months ago
MIGHTY PUTTY
IT CAN FIX ANYTHING
...but a broken heart.
snowninja7842 8 months ago 2
lol
cryo13305 8 months ago
Hi, Billy Mays here for AMPUTATION!!!
SFisher1993 8 months ago
Hi I'm Billy Mays here for Cocaine!
cumulo25 8 months ago
Good night sweet prince...
nucleardeath07 8 months ago
HI BILLY MAYS HERE WITH YOUR MOM
15Mikedelta 9 months ago 3
BILLY MAYS HERE FOR BILLY MAYS BEING HERE
Fr0st1989 9 months ago 2
whenever we put oxiclean in our laundry, we will always remember billy mays
thumb up if you agree
RBeanland 10 months ago
BILLY MAYS HERE
BuddyCP 10 months ago
HI BILLY MAYS HERE AND NO ONE GIVE A SHIT ABOUT ANTHONY SULLIVAN
Samafoof 10 months ago
i got billy mays say billy mays here when i mnimize things on my computer
mugenfool 10 months ago
Hi Billy Mays here, and my montage just raped your eyes.
R.I.P
jalobeaulieu1 10 months ago
I WENT DEAF
northernlights354 10 months ago
BILLI MAYS HERE !!!!
mauriicio89 11 months ago
Billy Mays sold shit that worked. RIP.
AFFILIATIONQC 11 months ago
1:15 i was expecting to hear mssnor's Gruntily Mays ytpmv song here...
Riyuzakisan 11 months ago
1:08 he isnt yelling??????
Mrsnowcone50 11 months ago 3
0:46 Vagina chopper?
Vator0 1 year ago 76
@Vator0 I need to get my wife one of those for her birthday...
hodoboc 7 months ago
@Vator0 GET TO DA CHOPPAH!
NerdfightariaSoldier 6 months ago
@Vator0 keep clicking your link and he says barf
ujiklman20 3 months ago
RIP BILLY MAYS
captainghey 1 year ago
i feel horrible for spamming but...
CHANGE THE HOMEPAGE BACK
WE DON'T WANT OUR SUBSCRIPTIONS ALL IN A HUGE TOWER, WE WANT THEM IN ONE BOX THAT YOU CAN SEE WITH A GLANCE
WE WANT TO SEE AT A GLANCE HOW MANY COMMENTS AND MESSAGES WE HAVE RECEIVED ON THE HOMEPAGE
COPY AND PASTE THIS, SPAM IT EVERY WHERE UNTIL YOUTUBE STOPS TAKING FUNCTIONALITY AWAY FROM IT'S USERS
SPAM THE YOUTUBE HELP FORUM AS WELL
bloodyrosesdrummer 1 year ago
@bloodyrosesdrummer If you felt horrible, why the hell did you do it?
ZetaNeubourn 1 year ago
@ZetaNeubourn because i don't know what to do abou this... I'm realy pissed that everything is changing on every website i use... and the changes make it more confusing..
bloodyrosesdrummer 1 year ago
@bloodyrosesdrummer Well, spamming everyone's videos, who might I add have NOTHING to do with the new page, will solve nothing and get you trolled or banned. Go start a petition or something that actually has a chance or making a difference, if you're so pissed off. This just makes you look dumb and rude to the creator of the video... just being honest.
ZetaNeubourn 1 year ago
@ZetaNeubourn I know DX i never realy know what to do.
bloodyrosesdrummer 1 year ago
why is he yelling all the time?
splatter321 1 year ago
he didnt seem to age.
IceCoolG4mes 1 year ago
1:35 made me cry!!!!!! Billy whyd you have to die on me!!!!!
dressaniba 1 year ago
The last one made me LOL cuz he sounded pissed :P
RandomKillingMachine 1 year ago
Billy Mays>Chuck Norris
zdm75 1 year ago
Starting to sound like "I BILLY MAYS HERES FOR _____."
legoguy217 1 year ago
wow i never realised billy mays advertised so many products
SnowIsMyName 1 year ago
I like the part where he says "Hi Billy Mays Here"
IcedEarth426 1 year ago 3
"and in just 2 easy steps i'll just climb over these seats and kick you right in the fucking balls"
-south park
rip billy mays
thenitrous666 1 year ago
I know that Billy Mays is dead. But how did he die?
monberg1000 1 year ago
I just walked by my roommate as he came out of the bathroom and shouted "HI, BILLY MAYS HERE!" and he jumped back and did a jazz hands thing to protect himself.
He scares easily.
indrim 1 year ago
**Billy Mays arrives at the heavenly gates**
"HI BILLY MAYS HERE!..."
grainger2295 1 year ago 99
i liked the part when he says
''hi billy mays here''
colindeman1 1 year ago
he just SHOUTS IT !!!!
"HI, BILLY MAYS HERE !!!!!"·
hahahaha
-
same outfit... same voice... same everything, except product.
imperiomrr 1 year ago
he just SHOUTS IT !!!!
"HI, BILLY MAYS HERE !!!!!"·
hahahaha
imperiomrr 1 year ago
HAHA, and ALWAYS in the same outfit...
starionpatrol 1 year ago
HI BILLY MAYS HERE WITH A NEW AMAZING DESIGN!
Shanksieproductions 1 year ago 3
BILLY MAYS IS AWESOME XD
kohrak123 1 year ago
heart attack. cocaine was found in his system.
Sirus20x6 1 year ago
HI. BILLY MAYS HERE.
EatGanon 1 year ago
Billy Mays was a whore, he would endorse anything with a price tag.
minorpayne23 1 year ago
@minorpayne23 HI!, BILLY MAYS HERE FOR MINORPAYNE23'S MOM!
Yes, he would.
jinxedmodder 1 year ago
@jinxedmodder HAhaha, if its funny enough, i dont take it personal. and that was funny.
minorpayne23 1 year ago
1:15-1:18 is my fave.
Freezingred2 1 year ago
best guy in commercial tv without him there is no commercials. R.I.P Billie Mays we will miss u
fftactice 1 year ago 2
best guy in commercial tv without him there is no commercials.
fftactice 1 year ago
HAPPY CAPSLOCK DAY EVERYONE!
Exino 1 year ago
whew, that guy is annoying.
FatherElectric 1 year ago
why i gonna Die
AlbinMalmberg 1 year ago
Mondays are now MAYSDAY!
spartan117825 1 year ago
His commercials were the one that always entertained me!
ivailoto5 1 year ago
R.I.P Billy Mays
Lapatate33 1 year ago 2
i wonder if he was ever thinking 'what is this crap im holding'
bokxybabee 1 year ago
Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
irisandeyeball 1 year ago
fix it pro is FAKE i bought it for my kawasaki ninja
Didnt worked for shit
catastrovision 1 year ago
I like the part where he said "Billy Mays here"
SirManBat 1 year ago
QUICK CHOP?
*Looks at vince*
Zorbees...
*Looks at vince again*
Jeez vince is a real seth mcfarlane, only salesman type.
fatman4410 1 year ago
I blasted this video on max volume at 2 AM.
Mixed reactions followed.
AssassinJordi 1 year ago
man so many products. u know what billy always said...HI BILLY MAYS HERE
RedSonic17 1 year ago
So many mighty things
PurpleTexting 1 year ago
0:56
Vagina slice wizard!
ollythemann 1 year ago
Apparently on the autopsy it showed he also did cocaine
*SNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERT* HIII BILLY MAYS HERE!!!
iceguy0077 1 year ago
Jeez turn off the caps lock Billy.
Ncs666 1 year ago
If you didn't know who his was, you know him now.
Juustokauppias 1 year ago
I liked the part where he said "Hi, Billy Mays here..."
beagle412 1 year ago
I didn't catch his name.
Brygelsmack 1 year ago
@schultechowder: Uh, no one?
Brygelsmack 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Hi billy mays here, in two easy steps I can climb over these seats and kick you right in the f***ing balls.
MrSkarz19 1 year ago
Hi, Billy Mays here!
SoundlessNinja 1 year ago
for some reason 1:14 makes me crack up
rickyony 1 year ago
1:07 is not billy mays
Also, i don't see the DC Snowboard Boot anywhere
Hippownage 1 year ago
Chipotle Off rulz
Adefesio94 1 year ago
best pitchman ever he could sell you water from your tap in the kitchen
QualDanas 1 year ago
@htebdog14 Oxyclean.
Merkylicious 1 year ago
He lives in YouTube.
imadey0utube 1 year ago
@imadey0utube and in our hearts...I still think it should've been Vince...
RazorSAID 1 year ago
hes not dead, hes just giving heaven renovations and a clean up
luvjb95 1 year ago
What the hell happened at 1:07? He went all quiet.
Novur 1 year ago
Billy Mays was the man!
XCHAPYEG 1 year ago
no wonder this guy died!..... he's so full of shit.
marek0086 1 year ago
HI BILLYS MAYS HERE IN JUST 2 EASY STEPS I'M GONNA COME OVER AND KICK YOUR ASS
TheMike6534 1 year ago
HI BILLY MAYS HERE FOR CHIPOTLE AWAY!
MARKALANPALMER 1 year ago 2
...i miss billy mays...
...sigh...
80sfaan 1 year ago
I feel like buying all of this shit right now.
OhShitDidHeDie 1 year ago
Hi Billy mays here....in heaven.
Xelvielll 1 year ago