Danny The Crab

[snitchsgetstitchs107]

Now i have to go listen to spazzmatic polka, damn it.

[hatesunlight]

I woulden't hire him either. I don't want crabs D:

[dbgtmaster10]

it's a spy crap with a ghastly gibus

[robloxer4556]

@bkmcda, thats not true its just no one should waste the money on it/

[Mrbillythegrim]

Your hope and dreams entertain us

[DavidsVideosIndy]

Danny's my bros name

[blarlego]

whats the song in the end

[TalkableMuffin]

@blarlego spazzmatica polka by kevin macleod

[davidee00]

U DONT HIRE CRABS? That's racist, and i do not drink with racists, goodbye. I SAID GOODBYE(reply or thumbs up if u get the reference).

[TheMMDude]

I LOOOVE CRABS. I HOPE EVERYONE HAS CRABS 'CAUSE I LOVE 'EM.

[tictac111100]

@TheMMDude i eat em every day /trollface/

[TheSuperHenry64]

Song at the end?

[ZADER4427]

@TheSuperHenry64 Spazzmatica polka

[voodoomad712]

im batman

[ThatGuySpot]

and people ask why im so upset when they tell me to get a job hahaha

[rockpigdevil]

"why dont u get a real jo." "FUCK OFF" lol i <3 u rage nineteen

[mari021v]

where the heck is the dislike bar?!?!?

[Fallout3boy2077]

why dont u get a real jo..

FUCK OFF

[TheOnlyXuLander]

sorry but - whats the name of the song at the end?

[Endermanguy]

@TheOnlyXuLander Spazzmatica polka

[breech5]

mr crabs is jewish

[danny99000l]

Y U KEEP SAYING I NEED A REAL JOB D:<

[Grubbybadman101pro]

Haha its funny... cuz Chuck Norris luaghed... and he's totally not making me write this becuase he'll kill me or anything like that hehehe...

[XtrafishyPS3]

I wish my hats floated over my head! tht would be so boss....

[donutfatal213]

"Why don't you get a re-"

"FUCK OFF!"

lol XD

[Crabmaster100]

And thus why I plan THE INVASION OF YOUR TINY PLANET!

[bkmcda]

Hes poor and wearing the Ghastly Gibus. F2P TF2 players are poor. That concludes my theory that all F2Ps wear the Ghastly Gibus. Swag.

[MrKoiking1]

@bkmcda i pay and my medic wears ghastly gibus. i never go medic unless it is UTMOST NEED

[WeaponFire95]

@bkmcda SWOG!

[TheBritishAssassin]

@bkmcda What if its purple D:

[TheHzkto]

funny music)



[kurayami893]

@TheHzkto watch lag by Guy Collins

[c450t]

Spazmatic Polka!

[hoodaxelboy]

whats the name of the song in the credits?

[hoodaxelboy]

@hoodaxelboy it's called spazzmatica polka, dumbass

[whizz200]

@hoodaxelboy spazzmatica polka

[themollyisawesome]

He seems like a cockney crab to me xD

[shb86]

danny saw this movie 3 times n didnt like it

[Gameguy602]

huh... the video froze a 0:26, but the audio kept going, and I thought the whole video was just the crab sitting there with random voices.

[InconditeVideosProd]

Begin the pinching...

[TheFrenchCODPlayer]

@InconditeVideosProd "commence the pinching"

[knightking014]

I guess in the end Danny was feeling a bit crabby

HA HA HA

I'm not proud of what I just said...

[JJmeatwad64]

hahaha f off!!!!

[blackprincessoo1]

poor little crab

[matt82403]

Ragenineteen, if you want more views, you should put in more tags!!!!!!!!! READ THIS, IT WILL HELP YOU!

[SilentUnderSkies]

The crab and crab god disliked this...

[JXAChambers]

That's always the problem, who would hire a bum in the first place? This is why we need uber-entry level jobs.

[JDLOCKON]

@JXAChambers they'll be taken by the lazy rather than the stupid.

[JDLOCKON]

@JXAChambers not saying bums are stupid I meant lazy and stupid rather than the bums

[BlitzPSH]

What's the piano song's name?

[TheAdamHolloway]

the end song is from a harry partridge film no?

[RBrabies]

ending song?

[da51553]

fuck off



[gmanleader0]

@ionnieboy Well I would but I don't lauch.

[halo3madmonODST]

@ionnieboy Yep, I sure did "lauch"!

[EclipsingMomentum]

@ionnieboy I don't know how to lauch

[ionnieboy]

@EclipsingMomentum

Its when you see a typo and bitch about it ;).

[ionnieboy]

I lolled so fucking hard xD

[TedEdFred21]

... and I'm a Mormon.

[PuppyKatNinja]

LOL! Gawd your videos need alot more veiws!!! There hilarious!

[pivotlizard]

what if he got crabs

[IsaacO2444]

1:01 forever Alone.

[054khj2911]

EPIC FACE! :D 0:55

[izstircrazy]

your hopes and dreams entertain us

[soimthebluealex]

why wont they hire crabs why?

[RobloxAndBlockland]

when hes in the interview look in the background and you will see a pic of titanic sinking! XD

[TheHateHarbinger]

Your hopes and dreams entertain us. Hahahah

[MasterOfTheMarsh]

He has a Ghastly Gibbus. XD

[xXAwesomewaterXx]

What song was at the end?

[vidsofcoolness]

@xXAwesomewaterXx it is Kevin MacLeod - Wounded.

[lilian666distillers]

wich song did you use for the sad moment?

[AntarcticAnt]

@lilian666distillers Not sure which song it was, but I'm certain that it's one of Kevin MacLeod's songs.

[lilian666distillers]

@AntarcticAnt thanks! :)

[Richmanswealth]

why do I keep watching this? :3

[astosky]

0:42 HAHAHAHAHA

[pureownage779]

For those who do not like this video, I suggest you refresh the page and press 9.

[astosky]

did anyone else lol when they said "your hopes and dreams entertain us" HAHAHA

[JohnAstley]

2 crabs were told to get a real job.

[oudy123]

what is the tune at the end?

[IJE1000]

@oudy123 its the same one in harrypatridge's sell out video

[oudy123]

@IJE1000 I know but is there a name?

[yellyfish101]

Danny can work whit me vs. mine brother

[slk1771]

this is messed up. a video played for red lobster, featuring the new crab deluxe plate.

[Falllingmoon]

Why don't you get a real-

FUCK OFF

OK, that is my favorite part. To those who say "Why do you copy that part of the video" Listen to Danny the Crab. =3

[domdragon9]

lmAO

[DonLangosta]

Danny may be the crab... but it's the WORLD that's shellfish! It's the WORLD!

[Ammo1174]

@DonLangosta I see what you did there

[BobmartUK]

why don't you get a re...

-fuck off!

[Fullmetal9876]

love how Danny is always used for the homeless (danny the homeless knight, danny the crab etc etc etc) lol

[stefantom4]

wts the outro song

[ryuchigo]

the one dislike was the one told to fuck off

[yosi567]

NO NOO NOOOOOOOOOO

[JumpsBB20]

whats the song at the end?

[PuniperTV]

DISCRIMINATION!

[Flaargleberry]

I have crabs

[keyofawsomefan]

this vid actally made me sad! lol

[wasssssssssssssup360]

0:33 floating hat

[MANBYTHEWIRELESS]

@wasssssssssssssup360 duh! Crabs are telekinetic! I thought everyone knew that! Did you never go too school or something?

[wasssssssssssssup360]

@MANBYTHEWIRELESS fag

[mrslig100]

the problem with these sort of film's is that there to short

[XthorgoldX]

I've heard the song during his initial depression, but can't remember the name. Provision?

[megajebus]

That is why crabs stay in the sea or the beach

[NitroMani0]

woah congratz!

this is featured in newgrounds!!

[FREDsuxBADLY0]

"why dont you get a real jo-" "FUCK OFF!!!"

[noisebombwarfare]

the crab disliked this.

[mikeymikesh]

@noisebombwarfare 3 times

[AriaAsacura]

FUKOOFF

[0BucketMask0]

"Your hopes and dreams entertain us"

LMAO!

[SirG0Ian]

Taste like crab. Talk like people.

[CrateProductions]

I expected the shot to go to a resteraunt and there was a crab being cooked, then the camera zoomed out and it was the crab cooking the other crab.

[LuigiMarkRinaldo]

Couldn't stop laughing

[megajebus]

I never knew crabs could SMILE!!!! :O

[AmethystApple]

YAO THIS VID BE RACIST TO US CRABS Y'ALL

[123123azza]

@AmethystApple Your name suggests you are an apple!

Am I to suspect that you are a crab apple?! Preposterous!

[AmethystApple]

@123123azza

YOU BE PREPOSTEROUS REX!

*yesssssssssssss*

[GeeMan833]

@AmethystApple It's strange for an Apple to defend crabs... :D

[DemLemon]

@AmethystApple He wears a top hat, thus does not say "Y'All"

[CheesnOnions]

@AmethystApple SO COMMENCE THE PINCHING!!!

[NikitoSPivot]

@AmethystApple aren't you an apple?

[Knittcartoon]

Brilliant xD

[PinkyMagenta]

Anime studio?

[auxyo9]

@PinkyMagenta it's flash.....anime studio is just a bunch of inverse kinematics

[PinkyMagenta]

@auxyo9 It's not always, look at my animations. Although, I never use the bone layers because they are crap.

[auxyo9]

@PinkyMagenta yeah true..it doesnt always turn out the way you want it

[Callidus4lpha]

Brilliant :D

[cooltegan1]

i love the crabs smile XD

[XjunkygeticdudeX]

lol 

[The1ngrimm]

damn crabs, come on our land asking for our money or takeing our jobs!

[DarkFireNacho]

hahahaha! awesome!

[noisebombwarfare]

lol

[IamHSL]

i am a hobo and i'm offended.

[TheAnimationNetwork]

Haters gonna hate. I suggest that he should attempt to make an epic journey back to the beach. The city is no place for a crab.

[xXDannyDARKNESSXx]

vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv

[MrXxnootzxX]

I must be a crab.... IF MY NAME ISNT DANNY!

[GakAttack]

fucking crabs!

[Jcomix98]

LOL, man that was funny

[FrabahProductions]

at the end where hes said fuck off  i think it would of ben funnier if he said: well they dont give crabs jobs no do they jerk.. but any who thats just my opinion :D

[MrPointless]

A crab asking for change... I love your way of thinking, man.

[MrPistolaFTW]

FIR... Wait a minute... LAST!