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  • OUCH #LOL That looks mighty painful zip!

  • BAHAHAHA

  • ouuuuuch!!!!oh honey that looks painfull.(cute but though lol) hope you made a full recovery.xoxo

  • OW!!! I did a simular thing but my kneecap was involved.

    Well come to find out, I have pieces of my kneecap floating in the fluid surround the cap. It's really nice on stormy days

  • OW! *puts a big pillow on yer butt* so if you ever go skating again it won't hurt so much. Hope it healed!

  • Damn that looks like it hurt!! hope you were ok zip lol

  • Srue thats yours. Its too young =]

  • Wow! This is definitely a side of you I haven't seen before! LOL.

    Anyway, that bruise looks like it was super painful. How in the hell did you sit!?

  • Sorry about your arse Zips, i hope u doing fine now, hug

    M

  • Nicebutt, but you shouldn't bruise that bad over a spill on your butt. Try taking some Vitamin C on a regular basis. You bruise too easily.

  • I've seen worse screamers! LOL Too good Zippy!

  • ohhhh!!! your poor old man botom, you know, some palates will tighten that fine bum right up! ;P

  • Ouch

  • Whoa..

    Its like a small counrty as seen from satelitte..

  • Ai! That's really a remarkably big bruise.

  • That looks like it HURT.

    CAN you sit?!

  • lol i luv his laugh and face at the beggining of like every video he has made. nicee bruise. ow! =P

  • YOWCH!!! That has got to be the biggest butt bruise that I ever did see... You're lucky you didn't dent it.

  • Dude .. ow - how's it feeling now?

  • umm ow?

  • gasp! that looks bad!!! how can you sit??

  • Duuuuuude! That was one hell of a bruise.

  • looks like ya got beat by a domanatrix zippy

  • Ouch! Way to get out there a live it up!

  • Cute Tush!!! But OUCH!!!

  • Silly Zipster. Clematis doesn't smell... LOL

  • wow thats some bad broozing I hope you feel better

  • ouch!

  • Yeesh! I bet that put a hitch in your git-a-long! Okay, I only know what I like, not names. Is the flower a Mandevilla or a Clematis?

  • lmfao! the scream was pretty funny :]

    iloveyou Zipster ;]

  • I love the scream added. Very funny. :) But damn, that looks like it hurts!

  • Your Mandavillia are beautiful.

  • I thought you got the bruises in a different way.

  • lmfao

  • Ouch o__<

  • OMG hope ya feel better Zip

  • Ouch! that looks painful!

  • Zip- Thank God you didn't break anything!

  • oouch =o

  • omg..that's a big boo boo Zip! :( Good thing you didn't break your tail bone on that one!..hehe

  • They say you never really know anyhting about someone untill you see their naked hind quarters. Keep working out! ;)

  • bend over babe i promise i'll be gentle.NOT!

  • "I don't think i'll be sitting down for a while"

    ...thats what she said. ; )

  • omg that looks like it hurts ouchhhhhhh.i hope you got rid of those damn skates lol ,by the way cute butt

  • O.........M...........G!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!

    OUCH!!!!!

    I hope you didn't hurt your spine or tailbone honey ~ I broke my tailbone in a bad fall 2 years ago and it was agony. I was taking straight morphine and was barely able to move.

    I HOPE YOU EITHER THREW THE SKATES OUT OR PACKED THEM AWAY SO YOU ARE NOT TEMPTED AGAIN!!!!!!

    Don't be worryin' us like that!!! :(

  • OMG Zip! Your ass is mostly purple:(ouch! That must have really hurt:(Hows your back?You have been officially grounded from rollerskates!!LoL Be careful~

  • holy shit ouch lol

  • Now come on, you can tell us how that "really" happened. Really, it's ok...Love the video man!

  • Ok I did miss this one last week while I was at the hospital. Damn Zipster that is mighty painful looking. OUCH OUCH OUCH. Hope your feeling better, that just looks horrible.

    Next time you skate tie a pillow to your butt, it looks silly but hey so would getting a big damn bruise on your ass twice!

  • haha red booty

  • Ouch!!!

  • would love to see the front zip:)

  • Oh gosh Zip! That is one biiiiig booboo!

  • My goodness Zipster! That's frickin massive!

  • ouch, you mus hurt yourself when you fall down

  • oww D:

  • woah!

  • Damn!!! And they say that exercise is good for your body.

  • Ouch!

  • That does seem to be quite a bad bruise. In fact I don't think i've seen one as big as that too often!

    Hope it gets better soon anyway! Oh and stay off the roller skates lol!

  • Reminds me of the time I fell between the floor beams! Hurts like ****! For DAYS!

  • OMG! It's a wonder you were walking at all after that!

  • the horror!!!! Hope I never get to experience this sort of thing. i have a big butt....

  • That looks like it really hurt!! Hope you're okay :)

  • how do you know that's what getting 'phucked' too hard in the truck stop restroom looks like? do it often yourself, do ya? Moron...

  • Oh, wow. I am in awe of your intelligence. Only someone with an IQ of 50 could spell 'phucked' with such ....... gusto.

  • OMG!! Is that really what happened?!?! OUCH!! Never had a boo boo on my tuckus that bad!! Take care Zip!!!

  • ouch! poor zip :(

  • OMFG, poor Zipster, stay off that butt :-)

  • Lucky you didn't break something! Looks pretty sore! Get some arnica cream to smooth on it.

  • Ow!! Poor guy! Do you have one of those inflatable donuts??!

  • ouch!!

  • I don't think I wanted to know you like that... LOL

    Wolfe

  • Ouch! However... been there, done that, and more! Used to skate competitively, and even now, when on inline skates, I always find a nice flight of stairs at a strip mall too tempting to resist jumping.

  • I sense some jealousy ^_^

    He's having a laugh mate! Deal with it.

  • Learn how to spell!!

  • I love you, Zipster!

  • yeouch

  • Zipster showing his Butt again.

  • are you retarded? please.. preety please awnser me i really want to know?

  • I'd answer you, but I don't know how to type!

  • I started to crack up when the scream started

  • lol perfect example why you shoould where an asspad

  • Looks like paddle marks to me.

    ;-{)

  • Ouch Zip! Hope its feeling a little better today.

  • ouch, Zip that must hurt so bad.

  • omg that must hurt like a sonofbiotch :(

  • Very painful looking man... You should ice it... That doesn't sound fun, but it will help...

  • ouchie..but you're not the first purple butt I've seen. Guess you'll be sleeping on your tummy for awhile! lol

  • your thumbnail pic pretty much negates your disclaimer. But I bet that hurt like hell

  • ouch....

  • LOL

  • i love you so much.

    aww youre poor bum. :(

  • holy shit..

    that sux :'[

  • Butt atleast it didn't get swollen! I've seen a lot of those around lately.

    Just lucky you didn't find an old parachute... WORSE yet, an old hunting rifle!

    If God wanted shoes to have wheels...

  • owwie poor zipster!

  • Hey Zip next time strap a pillow around your butt :). Watch out for those hits in the rear :O

  • OUCH! Skating is for the youngens, silly Zipster.

  • I agree with thatamericangirl

    my buttocks has sympathy pains as well.

  • what the hell happened, T!!???

    you fall off a cliff with those stupid skates???!!!

    geez - there's an image i won't soon forget - thanks for the early "51st birthday gift!" - susan

  • owie!!!! wow that is beyond belief! Heal fast :)

  • lol who hasnt seen your ass?

  • Damn, I can feel that from here! What did you fall on, a bomb???

  • OUCH!

  • I think it is great that you managed to time that photo clip to be half way through the video so that it comes up on the thumbnail ;-)

    x

  • HEY CRAZY THING!! I know some people that left prison like that. AND SOME girls that left my room..

  • IT puts THE LOTION on the skin !!!

  • Ouchie! O.o

  • My butt has sympathy pains!

  • Ouch.

  • ouch.

  • Wow.  Nice ass zip! Bruised... but nice.

  • what's loco mama's butt look like?

  • those are some intense bruises!!!!!

  • Oh mann ! That has gotta hurt poor zipster !

  • hey hon, if that's really your ass, you have an awesome ass, and I am SO sorry you hurt yourself that bad wow. Take care hon hope you feel better soon!!! Love ya xoxoxo Liana

  • lol wonderful just wonderful sir.....

  • oooooh I bruse easy, but thats a big one,I bet that hurts

  • I was gonna say "big deal, I've seen your ass plenty of times" but that shot was pretty shocking. No more rollerskating for you!

  • I had a hugh bruise on my left thigh from rollerblading when I was living in Germany. I swear when I fell, I bounced like a ball. I still have the picture of my bruise. It hurt like, you know what and must have taken two months or more to heal.

    I hope you feel better and it heals quickly.

  • Are you sure that bruise is from falling down?

  • Oh, you poor thing. Hope you heal up quickly.

  • OH ... OUCH

    That is terrible.

    I will come over and wait on you hand and foot so you can recover!

    -Freitas

  • that had to hurt!

  • Dang Zippy! That is some bruise you got there! Are you gonna keep on skating? LOL

  • Yarg. you my friend, were just made gravity's biatch. very sorry ol' bean

  • ouch! sorry that had to happen! hope it'll get better soon!

  • Ouch that's gnarly.

  • OUCH!

    hope it heals up really quickly.

  • haha i like ur wave at the end

  • That looks like it hurt.

  • poor guy...hope ur felling good...nice arse either way...lol

  • OMG! Zipster you really hurt yourself, darling. I hope it's all better by now. Love, Val

  • Am I watching the future?

    It's Pee Wee Herman in 20 yrs.

  • bruises like that get itchy as the heal.

    scratch.....scratch..

  • omg! I hope that healing is quick and stuff. ouch. Bathroom stuff must be awful! pleae don't respond to that! lol. Not knowing is best!

  • holy crap!!!!!!

  • damn

  • wowa thats gotta hurt

  • Oh you poor thang!

    Dang I know that's gotta hurt!

    So sorry, sweetie.

    You may do well to go get a pool intertube toy to sit on for awhile. It'll be cheaper than the doughnut seat they sell at the drugstore.

    Take care!!!

    jethica

  • Ohhh that is one sexy bruise, Z!

  • Colodial silver and lavender oil, applied every thirty minutes...you'll be healed in three days.

    Poor Zip.

  • Ouch omg!

  • Vitamin C, E and B complex - high dose.

  • Suddenly 2 Girls 1 Cup doesn't look so bad.

  • LOL! I was thinking the same thing.

    I think I am officially scarred for life now between ZIPSTER'S BUTT and 2 girls 1 cup.

  • OMG, lol.

  • OUCH!! That is a huge bruise. Hope it doesn't hurt as bad as it looks.

  • hope your bumm feels better

    RgB

  • Now we gotta call you LIMPster, 'cause I'll be that takes the zip out for a while. Owch!

    Be Well.

  • Really, who's ass was that?

  • Really.....It was MINE darling! Don't you remember from our lost weekend?

  • It wouldn't be a lost weekend if I did remember it. ;) Note to self: Dont drink and spank!

  • Hot ass. BIG boo boo. Get well!

  • I second no1funkydiva. I can't imagine how much that must hurt...and not being able to sit down without pain...I'd be in hell because I hate standing. lol

  • holy shit zip!!

  • that must have fuckin' hurt x.x;;;

  • Your taped moobs gets flagged in 30 seconds, but your nekkid, bruised ass is free to be seen. lol

    OUCH! Damn honey! You did that roller skating?

    Did you fall like 10 feet?

  • Crazy, isn't it?

  • You poor thing...I hope it heals up quick so you can sit down again!

  • ouch! my windows were open and the scream made my neighbors come out and I heard them talking they heard a scream, I had to go out and tell them it was My Zipster!!!

  • Sorry about that!

  • Ouch! I'd offer to kiss it better but considering where it is I pass

    LOL

    HUGS

    Dol

  • HEY sorry to see that. i loved the scream hilarious stuff right there! Hope all is well with you.

    Chat Later, Nixon Lee

  • HO-LEE-KA-RAP!

    I was a little worried when you fell and I thought something might be up. Man, you didn't break anything did ja? I mean, that coccyx thing is kinda down there too.. I know a LOT of people who break that thing when they just kinda fall over like that...

    *~t3h C.

  • OWCH!

  • HAHAHA OMG my mum heard the scream through my headphones and went outside to look who it was xD

    twice xD

  • poor zippy! i am soo sorry it must hurt! aw poor u not to sit down!! sorry!

  • omg! are you okay? poor zipster!!

  • Poor Zipster:-( Get well soon buddy 8-)

  • OUCH!!! That looks like it really hurt! That happened to me last time I put on roller skates....lol. Hope you feel better soon Zipster!

  • omg, that looks so painful :(

    ouchie

  • Ouch Zipster!!I hate bruises....Im sure you will be fine soon! Great ass by the way!!