Jeff Goldblum Died

[MidwesternWhisper]

lmao!!! that was great!!!!

[MrsPippinBaggins]

Um, you're kinda hilarious. I like you. I'd just make the edits a little quicker. And don't whisper haha, it's hard to hear you. So I crank up the volume--and then the sound of the paper throwing nearly killed me. Besides that, excellent job!

[ComocosonoEWL]

"Cos Im a pirate" wtf lol. ure fuckin insane. I love it.

[KajiCarson]

McCarthy's The Road, nice!

[IntoTheMindlessAbyss]

I see someone like's McCarthy books!

[stuntdouble777]

haha that was really good.. :)

[smoovecaramel1]

"Are you juggling?...Do you think that's threatening?" "Maybe"...LmBo!

[toby099]

odd video..hahaha

[Takara8808]

cum in my mouth

[MyPinkElephants]

@Takara8808 umm...good one?

[Takara8808]

i want to cum in your mouth and give you a few hard love slaps

[MyPinkElephants]

@Takara8808 Judging by your profile and your other comments, it seems as though you leave the same type of comments on other people's videos. You're not going to get a reaction here. Move on.

[dementationnetwork]

we like portal cake girl but the apple juice lady is better odds in a fight!

[miniixio]

lol k good job, this was funny

[TheJake3]

Girl, you got problems. I'd still tap that ass though :P

[MyPinkElephants]

@TheJake3 No you wouldn't. Thanks but no thanks.

[codejunkie37]

@MyPinkElephants Correction, He would..... but you wouldn't let him

[repeatman]

@MyPinkElephants lol how to not get a girl.

[bobndroppy]

@TheJake3

funner than that video!!!!!

[TheJake3]

@bobndroppy Yes sir!!!

[velveetaslingshot]

Wait....so if you're a pirate.......with a lightsaber.......holy crap!!! Jeff Goldblum must be dead!!!!

[BiffozWithAttitude]

I don't know why you'd even bother making a video like this. Still, I kind of want to throw you on that bed and have my way with your asshole.

[MyPinkElephants]

@BiffozWithAttitude You're a complete waste of time.

[jesoby]

The Road, great book, film could not capture the menace.

[ericpage420]

Okay, that was pretty damn funny.

:D

[foxy1985xx]

F*ck jeff goldblum

[FrankSlade1983]

i hav 2 things to say...

1) This is why Americans shouldn't be allowed to vote...

2) I'd twist that ass right up (ur hot in a goth/emo kinda way)

k thx bye

[MyPinkElephants]

wtf are you talking about?

[razorbladekisses101]

Lol. You are oddly entertaining.

[Wiskers89]

Yeah PIRATES!!!! HAHAHAHA

[petrino]

nice...legs...?

[kristinakane]

that was pretty random.

[rockinroller1028]

xD great video!

[giggilamour]

honey you need friends ! get some barbies that may help the lonelyness

[MyPinkElephants]

honey you need some videos :)

[cpc6996]

you are just not right but its funny as hell keep it up

[Dmustaine123]

lol, how the fuck did you do that. rofl

[TJae1]

superfly will never die.. party grl..

[OhFoReezy]

Oh my god. Se4riously now ! This is freaking amazizng. I love oyu !

[bgenaral]

awesome

[Weedleweeb]

take it all off

[Slania293]

LOL your amazing

[CRAZE1247]

you look so hot in your glasses

[clabbe77]

Hahaha, this is actually quite amusing.

[crazyvideoplace]

The only part that really got me laughing was "are you juggling? Aaand you think that's threatening" ....lol

[XxRubberDuckyGirlxX]

I enjoyed this but I think it would be better if you didn't look into the camera because u are looking dwn at the ground not at the 'other person' or you could just get a stand for the camera.

[MyPinkElephants]

I know it really looks like I was looking at the camera but I wasn't :( I had my laptop covered so I wouldn't look at myself but it looks like it anyway :-\

[VeNeM999]

lol love the JP reference in the video info :P

[MyPinkElephants]

haha! someone got it!! win :D

[kristreyes]

Pirate! LOL

nice lighsaber effect, adobe after effects???

You're awesome!

[MyPinkElephants]

I did it in Sony Vegas :)

[fhp007]

This is stupid.

Very stupid

But fun...

So... does that mean this is fupid?

[barceloniesta]

it's fake he is still alive

[Sasafras06]

ugh... im not caiptan hook

[13sprinkles94]

WoW i wish there was two of you for real...

[Iamthelordoflisan7]

LoL I'm watching a live TV show called "THE LATE LATE SHOW with JEFF FERGUSON" and he is on it! He isn't dead and the show is live. New Zealand didn't state anything. Some fat ball head sociopath whose obsessed with serial killer documentaries made this up.

[torgosassistant]

Idle hands make stupid videos...idler hands watch them.

[yankeeswin59]

very good and very funny...and i love the yankees jersey

[HeyJaw]

Wouldn't you be able to see yourself juggling and hanging the clock in front of your face if going for a first person view at "yourself' reading The Road? It'd been a little better.

[xxxCRAZYLOVExxx]

i would do you....

[drdmac]

yeah, i´ve seen much worse things on youtube. good on yah´s!

[Sykosis310]

stop looking directly at the camera

[MyPinkElephants]

I wasn't, it looks like it but no. And I can do whatever I want :)

[RachEwer]

christ that was average acting, and lacking in the capacity to do something worthwhile with their time than make nonsense recordings that are misleading in title. Great stuff, woot, well done.

[MyPinkElephants]

Why don't YOU make a video, instead of uploading content that isn't yours ;D

[RachEwer]

I actually havent uploaded anything.

And i wont make a video because i choose to appreciate youtube for viewing purposes not put nonsense on the net.

A future employer might stumble across this, see you completely wasting your time and think, gee, she clearly has nothing productive to do with her time.

[MyPinkElephants]

I think my employers would think that I'm awesome :D

[AcidTrippers]

Hey Look! It's the Bandwagon Bear!

[lez11luv]

Lol this was actually kinda entertaining

[Joekitty001]

Your really cool! (I mean it!)

[mystobluestars]

LOL that small piece of paper u threw turned out to be huge..

[aznflayva]

loved it

[spoonerpurple]

way cool saber.... your so great !

[almiami08]

Wow you're a beauty. Great legs too.

[Deflin]

hahaha! You totally stole an idea I had! Oh well, maybe I'll do it anyway.

"Cause I'm a pirate!" Pillage and plunder, my friend.

[cashfan223]

oh come on! there's no way you're reading "The Road" and being able to have a conversation at the same time :P

[INCREDIBLGAMER]

NICE VIDEO LOLOLOLOL

[DallinJeepsUtah]

john wayne once took a massive shit on a pirate.... FACT!

[messfan]

you're kinda weird huh?

[isabella0828]

omfg

[allthatmakeup22]

he didnt die,retard. bwuhahah,

[demoblaster]

O_O LMAO, that was awesome.

[mattutubematt]

hahah the ending was genius! great job :D

[mnemento]

That was awesome!

[bubbabrand]

ooo i want one

[bubblehip]

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAA! classic!

[thewinekone]

Do you actually need Jedi powers to activate a lightsaber? Hmmm.

[MyPinkElephants]

YES you do.

[LamStock]

agreed, awesome vid

"because i'm a pirate"

[Thiefree]

I don't even know why you guys even hang out, you have NOTHING in common...