The Grapist - Halo Style

[PatriArcFox]

They're moving their heads way too much...

[MalachiCo0]

Oh my goodness: Why are the Elites always the bad guys in the Halo Machinimas

[coryray14]

META! GROWL AT HIM!

[keybladeaprentice]

@coryray14 well technically he's a kid so we'd be hearing a kid russian cause I think Maine sounds kinda Russian when he talks once in season 9

[KillerKrump2000]

Is The Meta/Agent Maine is running from the Grapist?

[redquoter]

for a first, not bad.

[Lepur131]

The constant head nodding just ruined it IMO

[VideoCatFreak]

You can always improve it man. I mean look at the Left 4 Speed Gmod versions. As TheDarknessv said, you can use better angles and such. For some angles you can just focus on one character like in the actual skit. Though the start was awesome.

[FrostedFries]

1:33 Sir! get your mind out of the gutter!!! lol. thats the best part

[isaacrox21]

it looks weird when they rock back and forth.

[demon11233455]

those plasma grenades gRAPE me all the time

[KatatahFish]

It looks like he's trying to bang his head on the table. =P

But for construcitve criticism, I think the shots should've been closer (and from the side), the characters shoudn't have moved so much, and the table could have been elevated so the puppets wouldn't have to crouch.

The beginning was a'right, as a matter of fact. And if you continue, you can only improve from this point out.

[o0MaCmUfFiN0o]

i love it he like grapes the kids



[Darkknight1665]

He sneaks into little kid's rooms, ties them to a radiator, and grapes them in the mouth! AND THAT GIRL'S BEGGING TO GET GRAPED! She's wearing PURPLE! And this is the GRAPIST we're talking about!

[ultimatepwnage97]

dude that is funny as HELL! he grapes people and sneaks into little kids rooms in the night and grapes them in the mouth

[happyjuice88]

Well then GreenGamerGuy. If you hate halo machinimas sooooooo damn much then don't watch them

[xman0789]

the plasma grenades look like grapes lol

[AReyes583]

That was F...ing funny man!

[supercriptosporidium]

it was decent for a first video but next time try to make it so that the heads actually bob to the words not the same rythm over and over throughout the whole video

[Glitchaphobia]

Really good keep it coming!

[SadieSoftEars]

go watch the real one by WKUK100 waayyy better than this(:

[Benify442]

i almost peed myself laughing

[Mercman2010]

This isn't funny... It's hallarious!

[minecraftrox]

i miss halo 3 videos

[887Bingo]

55 people dont wanna get graped

[DECEPTICONSRULE09090]

FUCK. Why does everyone use the Covenant for the antagonist?

[drafman1]

um no....

not halo anyway

[drafman1]

um no....

[sasukeuchihalb]

pretty good for first try.

[JohannWendt]

lol this is an awesome vid! well done, its hilarious.

[radnoroc]

Haha I wish I was in this game!

[Raven24000]

The guy in the middle loves it, since he's jacking off XD

I think the Grapist got him a few times.

[farts123123]

LOVE IT!

[purpleisbeastylike42]

this is freaking hilarious.... I LOVE IT!!!!!

[Javonfresquez]

Grapin halo style for decades and decades

[tuckbot1]

oh my god, the diallogue wasnt even the best part. The intentinally retarded head movements were to much, im still laughing!

[TheShotgunfun101]

If you do any more of these, try not to move the players head so much, a slight twitch of the head is good for emphasizing speech, plus try to sync up the talking with the head movements

[Furrsonn]

OMFg i love thiiiiissssss adddd meee!!!

[bubba23520]

i want to get graped :}

[pieworriordkwow]

LOL THIS IS SO FUNNY DUDE GREAT JOB MAN!!!!!! :D

[omegazero36]

you should do teh sniper business if you havent

[coolieo2222]

i liked it he like graped this video lol good comercial

[themadgods]

wat is this it is weird

[themadgods]

wat is it

[jon4fingers]

whoever made this is the man

[smartalec1998]

does that guy have diarrhea or something?

[CortanaFTW]

The only thing wrong with it really is that when the people in the conference are talking their heads bob up and down too much, and it doesn't fit with what they're saying. Good job though!

[joeydixon2000]

hahahahaha its funny

[magicchicken94]

can't wait till someone remakes it in reach XD

[Turboman300]

I thought it was pretty sweet

[JOK3RxSh07gun]

LOGAN IS GAY!!!!

[theleggett171]

I coudnt drink grape soda for 5 weeks

[zSnipebot]

Great video

[poonjoo]

i lost it at the elite chasing em down the hallway

[thedidkid95]

i like this better then original

[perkypup33]

This is so not rt, and very wrong

[Gmanlikeswaffles]

Not as good as the video at all, maybe good on gmod. A lot of the video was facial expression humor.

[issues1011]

halo kills it

[bob0909ish]

damn thats messed up

[EpicNinja27]

The Grapist classic! lol

[gublr1212]

wow dude that was retarded and I think we could tell it was your first vid cause it sucked. never seen something that retarded. the real grapist is an awesome vid. leave thius stuff to pros.

[STERNrogering]

@gublr1212 give the guy a break eh

[34inuyasha12]

awsome vid

[Maccarpenter]

lolol i remember making this

[gamerx112]

what shoulders was that guy wearing when he said the other guy is the grapist?

[StylinMoFo93]

Thumbs up for putting the grapes on the table =P

[SalamiSteve]

Damn it, this was my first video on Halo, give me a break...

[songjudger2000]

@SalamiSteve

hey man really cool vid lmao im gonna grape you in the mouth! hahah

[grr61594]

way to kill a great clip from a great show... nerd

[darkdarklink123]

Needs work...

[FiveEcho]

this would be funnnier w/o the boardroom scenes

[Triplem54ify]

Sir get ur mind out the gutte

[PhantomAct]

this is so gay #fail

[DiagnosedWithADHD]

dude its a good sketch but the machinima is so shitty this fucking sucks, u nod ur heads to much u fucking retards

[bigten1max]

The middle guy is terrible at this WTF

[smalltalkfan]

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[LucarioMaster1171]

wow willandtrooper if it's so terrible why are you watching it instead of complaining on YouTube why don't you go cry to your mom your probably somewhere around 5 years old anyway

[overkilled1]

gawd halo is gay and so is every video trying to be funny from halo.

[paolo814]

@overkilled1 then dont  watch asshole and hope u get graped!

[sorichiro]

how a grape rapes someone...sticks his grape in their mouth :P

[MrZefaulka]

HAHAHAHAHAH <3

[dessertraider91]

LOL

[pizzadude120]

dont read this on the nearest friday you will be kissed by the love of your life and tommorrow will be the best day of you r life and send this to 5 other vids and push f6 when done

[GrapeYouInTheMouth]

halo is gay.

[Darthtitan234]

epic lol!!!!!!!!

[alltimewowfreak]

Mmm...Grapes...Mmm...Children.­..

[hagler17]

i like grapes

[alex19Shocker]

no you fucked up now you fucked up you have now fucked up now you fucked up lol anybody catch the abe lincoln sketch

[GreenGamerGuy]

This is why I hate Halo machinima. Nothing but constant head nodding.

[Beecels]

way to ruin a good joke with terrible halo

[XDtastic]

@willandtrooper wow u really need to get a life I mean really cyberbullying??? To me I think u really need to get a life fuckin troll

[frontlines456]

IM GOING TO GRAPE YOU

[willandtrooper]

wow you ruined the real skit it was funny and cool but really you do this with your life make terrible halo 3 videos and psot them on youtube wow get a life NERD!!!!

[faygojoker]

hes gonna grape em'!!

[soccerrulez423]

lollllllll

[xenocide8]

i would shit my pants if i saw that guy burst through my wall

[RainSpy14]

i love this skit

[RALzombie]

good job dude!

[supersloth3]

so gay......

[DarkLordproduction1]

wat is wrong with you. get your mind out of the gutter.

[vTheDarknessv]

may i suggest better angles, audio, and not throwing your heads back and forth for talking, and not having everyone looking down -.- good job with every thing else though! 3 stars

[novatroop]

Darknessv,Err theres no way to tell who's talking in machinima/videos for halo 3..

[GRIEVOUS1775D]

I agree with jasyn197. so go douche yourself @xdeviousProductionsx. it was a great video salamisteve, what gave it my complete vote was that the grapist was an elite

[hhh72272]

heeheeee XD it did look like he was jacking off lol but good job

[iwilldie0]

This made me lol, but may I suggest in the futureonly move the body slightly so it doesn't look like their jacking off under the tabe but 5 stars

[xDeviousProductionsx]

shaking ur head up and down doesn't look like talking

[PeterakaPeter]

great observation. twat.

[jasyn197]

@xDeviousProductionsx  so lets see u do a better job bitch

[fallenangeldemon666]

hahaha im going to grape you in the mouth XD hahah hahha never thought id hear halo say that.

[Nosfreak2000]

the guy on the far left looked like he was jackin off

[flamablesteve]

I like watching transsexuals jack off.

[reliantkUs]

just lol

[thekillers1stfan]

2:00 is the best part

[AlexisTehGoth666]

lol agreed

[Robox35]

I watched this on the actual show where you got this from, it was funny as hell. IM GUNNA TIE YOU TO THE RADIATOR, AND GRAPE YOU!

[KamikazeeWatermelon6]

Too much movement when they talk.

[DroogMonkey]

wow, you guys are fruits

/bad pun

[Malade1213]

Zach's character (Security helmet) seems like he's humping the desk..... badly done..

[Robox35]

SHIT FACE COCKMASTER

[HatakeHinata]

HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[WeEatBrainz]

Awful  Machinima Ruins everything if its not original

[Mar1uxia1]

this isnt even done by them!

[WeEatBrainz]

@Mar1uxia1  Thats what i just said if its not an original machinima it sucks just replacing it with halo characters makes it 5 times less funny

[chrsvldz]

Open wide kids, cause l'm gonna grrape you in the mouth!! AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!

[abcd1234781]

I could tell what this is before, you ruined a funny video by making halo people move heir heads and say the same thing

[MasterRK77]

look what she's wearing! It's purple.

[MYNAMEBROSEPH]

u should make one thats like abe lincoln wkuk

[gtisb33st]

he's a delicious fruity beverage

[croble1]

the commercail itself was cool, but you gotta fix the nod/jack off talking effect.

[OGMGEES08]

she's begging to get graped or raped

[junkhead4445]

head movement fail?

[bosoxrox247]

BAD VID WKUK MAKES IT BETTER

[Cliffburton8]

The character look like their jerking off

[ninryokuandpie]

you ruined my favorite video

[roflcoptermoviemaker]

i lol'd did u

[STZ513]

Epic fail

[BKsdowntheblock]

i lov wkuk

[jangosnier]

This fuckin sucks, DUDE i can tell that the video is replaying when there talking and his head moves up and down to much even when hes not talking.

[roflcoptermoviemaker]

ur a little right he mustve got lazy a bit

[ChiefSlickRick]

that is true he was moving up and down when he wasnt talking that is lame video

[Filmaker215]

nice

[drj260]

ROFLMFAO

[satanslittleangel666]

excellent vid nathan!!! lol

[superdupersteve36092]

Excellent video. Please continue to halo dub wkuk sketches because its my favorite show and halo is fav game. U could do funny stuff with the polite war sketch.

[trevor7008]

haha awesome

[Maccarpenter]

YEAH

nice vid man

it was cool making it

[laxheropimp]

hahahahahahahahah

[5921056]

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