24: I am Jack Bauer (subtitled Japanese commercial)

[BBoyBigBadCarl]

the reason i got the internet was to watch this song

[BBoyBigBadCarl]

extreme!



[TheXell]

JACK JACKU, FIGHT DA BOWAH!!!

[EJsacasa]

what the fuck

[PizzaPirateNinja8128]

Never, ever, EVER piss off Jack Bauer.

[maferiano]

XD epic

[VAKanako]

@maferiano XD, shut the fuck up.

[xKuroRoy]

"Jacku, no Jacku, no Jacku presentu..." TOO MANY JACKS.

And also, why am I not surprised the voice actor of Shinigami-sama would be doing this? Totally fits the style. LOL. (Actually, I like Rikiya Koyama as Yamato, but still.)

[McCoyFan]

@xKuroRoy My thoughts exactly! XD

[theelostriots9999]

Where are my wife and daughter!?

[kamov136]

Guitar + Aviator Shades = Japan's favorite thing about America?

[TheXell]

@kamov136

You mean EVERYONES favorite thing bout 'Murrica! :)

[DeltaSilver88]

Koyama? He actually voices Jack? ...Oh god. Now I can't help imagining Leonard from Angelique acting like him.

[kyokutouyori]

i love jack bauer

[CraigNinten]

my head fucking exploded!!!

[RikuReplicate]

Rudolph?

[Shikomaru136]

@RikuReplicate Yep, it sure is Rudolf!

[BagoGarde]

Orewa JAAACKUU BOWWAAER!!! 

[bleachiko3cat3]

i love jacku bow wow!

[denispkpk]

at 0:28 does it really say "I am actually a cry baby" ??

[Oosanbashi]

@denispkpk More like "I'm unexpectedly softhearted."

[dgfll]

now this is in Umineko MADs = =

[20419575]

there are very good observations about jack

[fmnafees]

@20419575 lolol

[ENDO470]

This is wonderful! but why, how???????

[DrDickDelaware]

ORE WA JACKU BOWHWAHH

[RSXemperor]

Thumbs up if you want a Jack Bauer anime series or video game made by the Japanese.

[HechEff]

@RSXemperor Japan has a slot machine game based on 24. Does that count?

[smokeroutside]

this commercial is waaaaaaaaay better than the show!!

one of the funniest videos i have ever watched!!

sugoiiiii

[26doubt]

Is this real? XD It's too good to be true.

[daekoaram1990]

ore wa jack bauwaaa I am an immortal!!!

ore wa jack bauwaaa some times I pass out...

WAHAhaHAH

[BlueJoneleth]

This clip made me watch all 8 seasons of the show. :P



[Sprinkles1979]

I have no idea how to speak japanese but i've been singing this bastard song all fucking day.

Me:- " OREO'AH JACK A BAUER SINWA DIE KIM CHEE! "

The people i work with :- " are you ok mate? "

[Monkku94]

OMG Naruto Yamato sing that : DDD

[McCoyFan]

@Monkku94 I was just laughing about that. Love Captain Yamato. I think this would beat his scary face if he were to sing it to Naruto. XD

[Clickethis]

Anybody happen to know the name of the song if it's even named? :P

[smokeroutside]

its way better of a commercial than 24 deserves, Japanese were obviously overmarketing it.

[JinJusuke]

Coyote Starrk: Ore wa Jack Bauer

[Stairmaster9068]

they spoiled the suprise ending of season 3 :/

[ManaYagami]

@Stairmaster9068 It's a commercial for season 6. The people interested on buying it should have already watched the third one.

[anipeishon]

Ore Wa Jack Bowser, I set fire to Mario's pants.

Ore Wa Jack Bowser, I am weak for princess peach.

Ore Wa Jack Bowser, I never die.

Ore Wa Jack Bowser, Even after being sucked into a black hole.

[maplejet]

I miss 24...what's there to watch on TV now!!

[rummbolt]

W

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[nymphgirl666]

BAHAHAHA xD *BEST* commercial ever!

[WolfUrameshi]

WTF? PERCEPTION DESTROYED!

[jayzee56]

i am Jack Bauer

[pepomk123]

So , Japan never does anything mediocre. Its either batshit insane or blisteringly AWESOME...

[thatthingoverthere]

@pepomk123 I must agree, and I may be considered a weaboo. Oh Japan you weird as shit country I love.

[Carlitonsp1]

@pepomk123

I doubt it, it's just that all the stuff that would ever make it to the internet would have to fit those categories.

[maximuspita]

@pepomk123

Japan does mediocre a lot of time. We just don't get to see it.

[krugger911]

@pepomk123 and i believe this japanese piece falls into the batshit insane category.

[sKiiTs8]

@krugger911 lol krugger. what a namee.

[krugger911]

@sKiiTs8

omg skiits8 the young gamer?! is it really you?

[sKiiTs8]

@krugger911 Fanboy -__-

[Anastius]

@pepomk123 Surprisingly often it's both.

[gremlin986]

is this real?

[Drachenpalast]

Ore wa Jakku Bowwow? lol

[shachikujira]

経費で落ちるのさの言い方が嬉しそう笑

[MetaKnight0o0]

lol that's bauer's ringtone

[Nickelfreundin]

Ore wa Jakku Baua~

[talaxian1]

Jack-cu Bauer

[Bryantzerox]

@talaxian1 Jakku Bauaa

[AjOkayMarie]

Nice, so funny :D

[newsmaniaingaidai]

at the end, they say "now offering Jack Bower's ring-voice. go to the website now!"

[nutsackattack]

lol ya I saw this on leno when kiefer was on friday I cry like a baby ha!

[worbat]

If only this had closed captions!

[drixg555]

By now, Kiefer Sutherland will have seen this ad (or part of it) while guesting on Leno.

[TakahashiMaikeru]

みんな暇だなぁ

[r4rukku]

Love the solo guitar part... :)

[BSlaft]

hahaahahahahahhahahahahhahahha­hahahahahaahahahahaha

[twint1p]

orewa jaku baua

[NEDEN1234]

This TOO GOOD MAN.TWENTY FOR OROEHI hahah

[TheMoonliteDrive]

hilarious! "sometimes i pass out" "my phone bill is crazy" xD

[Jgirlox24]

this commercial kinda makes jack bauer look bad. o.O but that's just my opinion. this is funny though :D

[omalor]

wondering if Cheng Zhi sings that?

[Jgirlox24]

OREWAH JAKKU-BOWA!!! XD LMFAO this is a funny commercial

[IgarashiArtiquez]

ORE WA JAC-KU BAO-WUH

[cCryostasiSs]

omfg, I just got an LSS. "Last song Syndrome"

ore wa jack bawa.. lol

[terminator363]

Jacku Bwowow

[paperwarior]

My roommate is dying laughing from this. Jack should use it as a method of torture.

[etsul]

よく見たらプラス評価ついてるgaijinの

コメントの大半がJack Bauerの発音をバカにしてるだけじゃない？

[greatcaptainusopp]

Yeah the subs are real.

[DoubleX31]

But people die when they are killed!

[DodgyFruit]

Epic fucking win.

[u2ali]

can some japanese fellow please type the lyrics in japanese in roman engligh and post it. im sure some of us would like to remember more than ore wa jakk baua when singing it in shower in the morning LOL

[morningstarscrew]

PART 1:

ore wa jack bauer, tsuneni dai pinchi.

ore wa jack bauer, nandakanda shinanai.

ore wa jack bauer, kireyasui otoko sa~

ore wa jack bauer, igaito nakimushi

ore wa jack bauer, hakanee yarou wa,

ore wa jack bauer, donaru ze kinkyori de,

ore wa jack bauer, nijuu yokka "24" no hi

ore wa jack bauer, rentarutenya ikou ze.

[philsnk]

Fukku Uyo. bit*ch..

[morningstarscrew]

@philsnk: and that makes you smarter, right? awesome.

[morningstarscrew]

PART 2:

ore wa jack bauer, sashizu wa ukenai.

ore wa jack bauer, soshite minna makizoe

ore wa jack bauer, pinchi ni wa tsuyoi ze

ore wa jack bauer, musume ni wa yowai ze

ore wa jack bauer, fujimi na otoko sa

ore wa jack bauer, tokidoki nobichau

ore wa jack bauer, denwa dai ga sugoi

ore wa jack bauer, demo keihi de ochiru no sa~

~enjoy the bauer power. :))

[u2ali]

THANKS!

[mrocznyandrzej]

@morningstarscrew

Beer for you !!!

:D

[morningstarscrew]

lol

[Hulna]

AAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

AHAHAHAHA

now the song is stuck in my head!!

"Ore wa Jaku Baua..."ahahahahah

[xSecretChordx]

this is good, so good that i dont know if its bullshit or not

[KoinuYukina]

Why can't we have more commercials like this in America?

[u2ali]

my phone bill is crazy but my job pays for it lol

jakk bauueeerrr

[hammerfallruelz]

Ore wa Jack Bauer

[thedemistories]

i'm actually a cry baby .... wow, this is funny.

[SALTIGA4500]

I yell at them really close lol

[fleetstreetgirl]

this is the BEST THING EVER. i think i just died laughing. go jack!!!

[shinigamiboi]

jack-KOOOO =D

[sorrowfool]

Wow... this is awesome. LOL, my phone bill is crazy.

[mrocznyandrzej]

10 on 10 in WINZ-O-METER

[SakuyaFM]

>9000 on 10 :D

[XiaRawst]

i love this show, this is hilarious,

I'm so happy right now,

[muffinman540]

my phone bill is crazy lmao

[arimpact]

rofl, this is so freaking hilarious

[jjbs87]

holy shit! roflmao

[gavinovz]

This song rocks. Way to go Japanese folks.

[edmanrapperu]

LOLWUT

Oh yeah... japan :/

[demonkogure]

２４見た事無いんだが・・・ちょっと借りてくる！

[HechEff]

力ちゃん最高

[snowquark]

なんだかんだ死なない

電話代がすごい

指図は受けない、でもみんな巻き添え

歌詞が面白すぎるｗ

秀逸

[Superhappeefun]

is this for real??? XD

[etsul]

Yes.

[BatrocTheLeaper]

jack bauer is sutherlands worst role, why he does it i'll never know, 24 is garbage

[JabbaDaHutch]

so...japanese people hate 24?

[VendavalEste]

No.

[neh1234]

BEST COMMERCIAL EVER

[borbmizzet]

Ku ku ku... MAID GUY'S VOICE!

Rikiya Koyama wins at voice acting.

[Grimffer]

ORE WAA JAAACKUUU BAUWAHHH

that made me laugh.........really hard

[pete519]

this made me LOL hard!

[Zaria664]

I am jackooo bawa , my phone bill is crazy

lmao!

[Zoundsgx2]

But my job pays for it.

[cnwrite1]

OMG!!!!!

[Haggism]

Sometimes i pass out too, Jack-U Bawwa.

[injectpixiestix]

These subs seem fake

[kaobeideshidai]

the subs's obviously real

look's how match it is with the screen

[Eponuts]

i understand japanese and they are correct

[neh1234]

@injectpixiestix Believe it or not, I guarantee these subs are 100% real

[Kaerva]

Ina Bauer.

[seanfOo]

OREWAHHH JAAAACK-U BOWAHHH.

[valnavat2nd]

ORE WA JAKKU BAWAA

Fukken favorite'd.

[gonen32]

what

[SnakePlissken001]

This video is full of... epicness!

[warriorjanSF]

lawl, crybaby xD

[w00tcake]

"I am Jack Bauer, my phone bill is crazy." "I am Jack Bauer, but my job pays for it." XD

[Bshow1212]

lol video rental place...

[JustSomeOldGuy]

That guitar riff is KICKIN'. Is that Tomasu Hotei playing that?

[Bankai4tailLuffy]

XD hilarious!!!!

[AgentTanuki]

Holy crap! xD I laughed so hard...

[tevyef]

The background music would actually make for a decent ad.

[cb1ryder]

Hataraite bakari ite zenzen asobanai to Jakku wa tsumaranai ningen ni narimasu.

[raki9]

"I yell at them really close" PFFFFFFTTT

[boredpotatoe2]

rotlfol, "Weak for my daughter"

Japan, creating 75% of the worlds weirds shit

[Arrieth]

This is amazing. And I've never even seen 24.

[ChibiYandere]

I haven't seen it either,and this just might get me into it XD

[ToruKun1]

Ore wa Jakku Bauwaaa,

My phone bill is crazy/

Ore wa Jakku Bauwaa,

But my job pays for it/

I love how they point out all of the dumb shit in the show, funny as FUCK~!!! (I'm still flabbergasted that 24 became crazy popular in Japan)

[antigravity12]

Oh god I could listen to this all day

[TheYoukaiNightmare]

XD I can't stop listening to this! I doesn't fit the series at all...but it completely fits at the same time!

Oh dears!

[KuroiChan]

SO EPIC I DIED.

[HechEff]

To Rikiya: OH YOU

[jungleman68]

lol

[aosono]

The commercial of season 7 doing its interesting now, too　LoL

[jblue1]

F'N AWESOME. That song is definitely going to be playing in my mind for the next couple of days.

[jay2942]

OH MY~~~~MY STOMACH ACH~~~XD

[lolwulolwut]

is 24 popular in japan? why do they make fun of the show in the commercials? is it not very big there?

[teleostomi]

Ha? It was extremely popular, that's why such a funny commercial ad.

[TheTrueMaverick]

No, the show has been huge for a long time.

They're not making fun of the series, they always make commercials properly from scratch.

There are a few of 24 and prison break, michael and jack having a conversation. When prison break came out, and 24 always has been huge, so they wanted to make something funny out of that to get more viewers, obviously.

[Ironzealot7531]

greatest song in the history of mankind

I can die happy from this moment onward

[jjohnson3tc]

I am Jack Bauer....sometimes I pass out...lol...5 stars just for that

[BluntmanEXE]

This video makes me wonder......

In Japan, is 24 dubbed over in Japanese? Or do they have the original English audio with Japanese subtitles?

'Cause usually, when I see a Japanese trailer for an American movie, they usually leave the English audio intact. But I know that a lot of Disney movies in Japan have been dubbed over in Japanese.

[MuslimApostate]

obviously cause the kids watching disney movies may not be able to understand hiragana characters.

[Gorim]

Like Muslimapostate said, most of countries dup disney movies like all european countries because kids under school age won't know how to read its common sense, imo

[nerdpi00]

it in funny voice

[boredpotatoe2]

....its soo funny, its like you dont need to laugh at it. just have to sit there and be amazed. 5/5, faved

[backstageprincess]

I'm pretty sure this song has just made my life.

[CheshireSoul]

Im pretty sure your right.

[revoisachampion]

that is freaking hilarious.

[pseydtonne]

I wish I knew enough Japanese. Then I'd know what the other announcer is saying other than "prison torture".

[HechEff]

Actually, the announcer said that there is a present promotion when you rent Season 6 of 24.

[impressionableyouth]

Why don't they have commercials like this in North America?

[EaglesKid4]

That's a good question.

[shion16]

they re jealous!!!

jack bauer is god!!

[SepiaMemories]

This is so hilarious. :lol: