Tom Green Subway Monkey Hour (5/5)

[skr1p7k1dd]

holy christ, watching this makes me want to shoot myself lol

[TheGreenGentlemon]

This is fucking stupid and offensive. What a dick.

[KDK239]

@TheGreenGentlemon Why are you watching this then?

[TheGreenGentlemon]

@KDK239 I was asked my opinion by a friend. I hadn't seen it, so I watched it. Half of this shit is just rude.

[514SpaceMonkey]

@TheGreenGentlemon He does the same in the states and canada

[manbearpigdanny]

なぜあなたが飲むことを何も持っていないのですか？あなたより良­い感じを作り、いずれかを選択してください！

[lonewolfmcjay]

I almost wet my pants listening to the pee pee poo poo song

[slipknot80210]

oh god, i nearly shit my self at the epic Japanese Engrish!

[El8888888888]

As the guy said at 07:13

Uruse no!

[skippydeenice]

dammit i wanted to see Tom return the rental van

[jukka4president]

daddy i'm freezing can you make me a campfire?

[Spystreak]

man I was feeling pissed at my computer crashing this cheers me right up

[MaxichaChan]

Lol! the "Why don't you have anything to drink, choose one making you better feeling" was the greeting inside joke of the japanese classes at my highschool after we watched this video in class

[Konekodesune]

6:58 If I heard him correctly, the man that shoves his head calls him an "Annoying thing/person." I lol'd. <3

[Focxio]

@Konekodesune u heard him incorrectly, don't pretend you know Japanese you American swine

[Konekodesune]

@Focxio はい、ごめんなさい。失礼しました。本当に日本語が話せません。­冗談ですよね～　

[sonbuhitsunei]

@Focxio Why do you assume he's American? And why insult an entire country? He said *IF* he heard correctly. There's nothing wrong with people trying to learn new languages. I could mock every Japanese person for 'pretending they know english', but I don't. And there are many of them who think they speak english well and do not - but I just think it's great for people to learn other languages, so why get upset over it?

[deadrisinglord]

@Focxio Racism is bad

[DavijoBoy]

A poo poo poo and a pee pee pee.

[TonythekillaB]

So its the kids that have all the humor...that explains it

[SweetSoundOfSilence]

Should have brought the chickens to the monkeys....

[spudman3000]

"In exchange for you having your chickens shit in our van, we're going to give you this remote control car."

Fair trade.

[Random2605]

This is what god wants. God is tom green when you die nothing happends besides reality stops. But dont worry people you wont feel it

[MisterKwakkles]

Tom Green focused on only one Engrish advertisement? They are everywhere in Japan, and some are funnier than the one he chose.

[Mattelliott1234]

7:14, Im actually currently wearing that same horse mask as I type this

[iou69er]

"im chekin out a school boys ass.." LMFAO!

[kramGrill3n]

engrish

[0konatachan0]

6:58 Best Part!

[unfortunatebeam]

kind of racist what he says at the end :\ but obviously he's just kidding around :)

[Savage999111]

pizza pie pizza piiiiiie

[MrNobodysPinealGland]

That remote control car looked pretty cool.

[FretburnerintheskY]

DOM ORIGATO MR ROBATO!! PMSL!!

[HenryMiller17]

Choose one making you better feeling

[animefan388]

everybody pizza pie pizza pie~

[pladampa]

2 time academy award winner lou diamond phillips is slated to star in the next holiday classic bats 3d!

[pladampa]

2 time academy award winner lou diamond phillips is slated to star in the next holiday classic bats 3d!

[Deblano]

I DON'T GIVE A CRAP ABOUT FRANCE!!!!!!

[Deblano]

In exchange for having your chickens shit in our car, we are going to give you this remote controlled car!

[Deblano]

damn these Japanese people are pretty calm compared to people in the U.S

[Federicoxxx]

hahaha where can i found a longer version of the fish auction?

[robertsonator]

hahahaha ok so iv gotten in the back of some guys truck

[brunojan08]

In sum, Tom Green is one of those people you're not sure whether u want to hug or shove.

[brunojan08]

the part where he's in the alf suit dancing next to the auctioneer at 6:56 is too funny! especially when the guy shoves his head at the end. it just makes me laugh so hard. what he lacks in any japanese language skills, he makes up for in interpretive dancing, lol. why mtv sent him to japan, i have no idea, but it's safe to say that although tom green may not be universally funny, he can certainly be a universal nuisance, hah.

[hongpingmike]

lol..if we haven't just run'd around and made asses of ourselves, you woulda laerned something.

[befwwe555]

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[loner1878]

7:50 makes me laugh every time

[Spetznaz]

making fun of other cultures is not nice, was funny anyway :p

[tlyndonna]

"I'm checkin out a schoolboy's ass" LMFAO Ohhhh Tom U are fucking amazing XD

[josephdunn2008]

GODZILLA DONT GIV A CRAP ABOUT FRANCE!!! hahahaha i love tom green man!

[Th3RiddlerBeyond]

To the one person to hit dislike need to choose like making you better feeling

[blazindubz]

"Sure Japan is smart, but if they're so smart, why can't they speak english?" lmfao.

[CrrackTheSkye]

Why can't Americans speak Japanese properly?

[Th3RiddlerBeyond]

@CrrackTheSkye better yet why cant german learn to speak russian properly?

[AmericanVideoGames]

Does anyone remember that McDonald's commercial in 2000-2001 "Chicken Selects"? I swear the guy was trying to be like Tom Green in that commercial, and he said 'chicken' the same way Tom does here. I REALLY wish I could find that commercial online, contact me if you know where I can find it.

[StalkingRainbow]

Eat da poo poo

[METALGNX1]

7:00 xD jejejeje

[Ddanii13]

lmao at 7:15 i couldn't stop laughing

[ABFUG]

Choose one, making you better feeling!

CHOOSE ONE!

[Tzadeck]

I love that the fish market guy pushes him like that. I'm pretty sure he says "You're annoying" as he shoves him (sounds like 'Urusei na mon', which is strange in terms of grammar). And then, directly afterwords, the reaction of the school girls to his horse head is hilllarious.

[bulletproofcupid007]

I miss Tom Green "I've gotten in the back of some guy's truck, I'm not exactly sure who he is" awesome

[liddddddd]

In exchange for you letting your chickens shit in our van we're going to give you this remote controlled car.

[MANBYTHEWIRELESS]

i crapped myself when he said "theres lots of culture in japan and if we hadnt just spent the time making asses of ourselves we would have seen it"

[housophisticated]

domo arigato mr roboto

[Emidretrauqe]

this guy got a taste of karma in the form of 4chan callers. He can be annoying, but he can't take any of it himself >.>

[jukka4president]

"daddy i'm freezing, can you make me a campfire?"

lol

[baileyabb]

7:00 in to it I couldnt stop crying laughing so hard!!

[cptmuska]

17 chickens in our van

[TheHPArsenal]

CHICKEN AND COW!

[tommy007b]

cone knee cheese wah

do you think godzilla gives a crap about franch?

[ScottAndrewHarman]

7.15 is lols

[jfachris]

sure japan is a cool place...but if they're so smart, then why can't they speak english properly.

[morningstarscrew]

@jfachris because in the early years, the japanese concentrate more on kanji. they don't learn english until 5th grade, which is relatively late for language acquisition.

[jfachris]

@morningstarscrew .....dude, them speaking our language is a miracle all together...english ain't easy to learn nor should be obligated for them to. 6th grade? jeez. anyways i was just repeating what the commentator said before the "why don't you have anything to drink?" skit. I can't even learn spanish....more power to whoever can handle more than one language.

[morningstarscrew]

@jfachris yeah. but i don't think kids who grew up in bilingual households will find it difficult. and by the way, i speak english, japanese and filipino. :)

[jfachris]

@morningstarscrew anyone who can speak more than one is a better man than I. I'm dumb as shit. I might try that language tutor program....no need to take a college class and risk failing it.

[morningstarscrew]

@jfachris nah, it can't be that bad. you just have to be REALLY interested in the language to give you enough motivation to learn and work on it. :)

[MrAmericanAce]

that horse mask was way too funny

[anitec19]

LOL tom with the fire truck!

[TalesFromTheKeyboard]

父を保持しています

[KetsuruiArtist]

lol @ 3:15 - 4:00 , 3:52 "daddy, i'm freezing, can you make me a camp fire?"....... messed up "choose one making you better feeling!!! 4:10

[georgekush]

the girls at 4:23 are hot

[potorrero]

You know, there's a lot of culture in Japan, and if we hadn't just run around and make asses out of ourselves, you would've seen some of that.. ROFLOL

[potorrero]

Domo Arigato, Mr. Roboto. LOL

[screaming4moreramen]

どもありがと　さんが　ろばと。

[adamsalais]

4:10

[duckirby]

Why don't you have

anything to drink?

Choose one making you

better feeling!

[chetayayay]

"domo arigato...mr. robotto" lol xD

[kostangmekham]

why dont you have anything to drink? choose one, making you better feeling!

[michaud52]

@kostangmekham

wow that was so clever

[PompousLummox]

I got a blue hat on, I got a blue hat

[CssHDmonster]

he bows alot and makes you beter feeling

[SY5TEMxOfxAxD0WN]

yo ur the man for uploading this thanks

[Rhynorune]

At 5:05 it looks like a Pokemon move called Close Combat!

[lurchipoo]

i can't stop rewinding the Fish Auction, thats fakkin hilarious!! XD

[stonewall97]

Tom Green should be carefull, the Japs might cut off his head. LOL

[fordieform]

gorryzirra cares

-hero

[alimcmoses]

the why dont u have anything to drink literally made me cry and the auction is amazing

[zodawg0079]

Making you better feeling

[GiberishElf]

CHICKEN SANTWHEDGES!

[NFM18]

I love the auction part...

[sayaai6]

Thanks for this upload it really made me laugh TOM GREEN RULZ XD

[samarilincon]

This Tom Green Japan special was one of the funniest things that I have ever seen.

[ImmortalSilverChaos]

@samarilincon same here homes

[Uzumaki115]

gay little Japanese elf LOL

[dmi3011]

i'm checking out a school boys ass. xD priceless.

[jameswsparker]

Mmm Japanese girls.

[dmi3011]

ooooh yeahh!

[6390316]

1:17 was my fav part and there was only a little there...

[KisameKabuto]

dude thnx for uploading these, ur fuckin awesome

[Sepulturo24]

7:00 haha

[Sepulturo24]

7:00 hahahahaha...

[TheeH1zzle]

BETTER FEELING!!!!

[jesselesnik9]

lol at

"CHOOSE ONE MAKING YOU BETTER FEELING"

and

"GODZILLA DOESNT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT FRANCE!!!"

[Gaara18111]

IM FREEZING DADDY!

[tonymontana1974]

Why dont you have anything to drink ? chose 1 making you better feeling.

[IVI3TAL]

UNBELIEVABLE MATE!

Coming From an Australian

these videos are the Best!

[DAZKLOPEX]

japanese grrls are hawt.

[poser4sho]

i love the fish part with the auctioning...omg, i died a little.

i love tom green's humour....haha

[th3pr0fessional]

where is part 3?

[666donovan666]

part 3 was removed by the user

[JADLCS2]

but why??? hahahaha

[xancho]

6:59 !!!

[5t3v36a9]

ive been wanting to see this for a while

[turtlewaxer]

Tom Green <3