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  • It's 1.30 a.m and I had to laugh quietly without waking my whole family....you really cracked me up!!! That was so funnny!!!!!!!!!!!!!  LOLOl!

  • Ah yes! The dreaded AUSSIE DOODLE TICK....heh heh heh! Had a tick in my neck once after a day in the Bunya Mountains near Kingaroy - think I was about eight years old. It meant a trip to the hospital and some needles in my neck but it was worth it because I got a day off school. Yay!

  • tick on your dick lol

  • How a doodle becomes a noodle

  • noodle!!!! poor poor noodle...

    haha funny stuff, I once had a certain mishap with a zipper when I was much much younger preschool or so anyways I walked out the bathroom into the kitchen freaking out and we had company, though at the time I didn't think anything of it but I had my uh..."noodle" on display for tha world an all xp

    wasn't embarrassing so much till I got older and my family would bring it up when they visit

  • ha haaa you had a tick on your dick...Lol Haaa

    you said sucked off! Ha I love you

  • ha haaa you had a tick on your dick...Lol

  • So funny!

  • LOL noodle XD

  • OMG! Your story just kept getting more & more horrifying - & hilarious!

    My mother once got me new unders for camp, with GARFIELD the cat - at 13 this was the height of embarrassment. Each pair was a countrys flag, with him at a landmark, in native garb & a saying from that country. Bon Jour for France, Ciao for Italy... During a game, some kid grabbed the back of my shorts & it was G'Day Mate, for Australia. Not so funny compared to others stories, but fitting to share here. Ha!

  • LOL Great Vid.

    Shelley

  • :-)

  • Oh my! A tick on your knob! I have a couple of whopper embarrassing stories, but I'm still not sure I want to broadcast them yet!!! I'll hold out as long as I can, though I do need to make some new videos! Geez!!

  • LMAO!!! Terriffic! Thank god you don't have a paralyzed doodle:-) Being a guy, you MAY have missed this one. Coming back into the office/classroom/therapy session after going to the bathroom and having unconsciously tucked your skirt under your pantyhose in the back. AND NO ONE TELLS YOU. You discover it when you get home:-)

  • Too funny!; I had to show some of your vids to DH....we both love you and LOL! Basing these comments on your stories(and DO give us MORE), I think perhaps you need to be more careful with all things having to do with your doodle? I know folks who get into all kinds of troble with their doodles....(that's the first time I haveheard that euphemism,LOL)

  • "Get me the tongs" LMAO... Oh my dear god, I thought I had some bad ones! I'm waiting for the abstract that depicts this moment!! Love the artwork at the end. Wow. Bless your soul. I slid underneath my car while holding onto the door handle and trying to get my footing on the ice...twice. The second time I tried to balance and get on the grass it happened again. In front all the kids hangin' out before school. There are worse moments I've blocked out I'm sure. LOL.

  • OMG Now that was deffinatly the way to start my day! LOL I'm lucky I didn't get tea up my nose! That was halarious Gary! :)

  • Oh my god, you are making me laugh out loud again to my self. You sure have a wonderful sense of humor.

  • Oh my god, your making me laugh out loud again! I know I can't top yours but I do have one funny one. While working at a supermarket when I was about 18, I went on break with the most georgous guy. I picked up my cup of coke and forgot that there was a straw in it and went to drink out of the cup and the straw got stuck up my nose I thought I would die! it seemed like it took a eternity to reach up and pull it out. To this day I'm not sure if he saw it happen or not. I hope not!!

  • You CRACK me up!!!!!!!!!!!!! what a story!

  • mmmm......when i was a kid we'd just use lit matches to burn the tick off. wimp.

  • Ticks are just as gross as they are dangerous because of all of the crap they carry. But really, at ten having to show your own mom your privates shouldnt be as embarrassing. I'd rather have my parents do that than some other person. Anyway, I had one on the back of my ear once, Gross, to say the least.

  • pmsl... @doodle never herd it called that b4.. think u beat me i cant match that. was only thinking the otherday about when i was a teenager and went to friends from school i had grabed jeans i had on b4 to change in to. when i put them on my foot pushed out the leg and on end on me toes were a pair of my knickers i had taken off the night b4 with my jeans my friend seen and i went scarlet red ..lol

  • LOL @ doodle.......not to mention the good ol' nob

  • OOOHHHH!!!

    MMMYYYYY!!!

    GGGOOOODDDD!!!

    gag me with a spoon!!! gross!!! ticks and needles are the top two things on my all time creepy list of worthless things on the planet. i got one on my neck during a visit to new york state to visit my inlaws. hysterical is a mild word for my reaction. brother-in-law scraped it off with a knife as my husband held me down. we haven't been back since.

  • @jcb0818 LOL @ 'gag me with a spoon' too funny. Well sometimes after milking the cows i have small ticks crawling up my arm or on the back of my neck. Sometimes i even find them already latched on...but yeah they are gross and creep me out too! Needles strangely enough don't bother me and in fact i enjoy getting needles at the dentist NOT

  • LOL! Nope I dont think I can beat that one. My worst as I recall was my skirt blowing up to my shoulders from a sudden unexpected gust of wind that whirled around in a strange way, just as I was passing the jock block (where the jocks hung out) in high school. You have me beat by far.

  • @lovinmanhattan OMG you cracked me up with 'Jock block' LOL that is pretty embarrassing though! Good thing you were wearing nickers underneath right?? LOL

  • @CapricornArtist73 Oh yeah I had me nickers on alright, but they were the ones my mom had picked out for me. I had some that I bought and thought were cool but I never wore the ones mom got me unless I had run out. Wouldnt you know I had images of little flower blooms all over my nickers on the day of my reveal-woo hoo!

  • lol, oh my freaking god Gary lol. This is THE best video everrrrr. I have not heard so many openings for nasty-ness in one not r rated you tube video.

  • @juriaan13 Nasty is what i do best LOL I have loads of stories i could tell...COULD tell lol

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