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  • lol

  • Pretty much true, my fiancee says shit like that all the time. But you forgot some fags and whores in there. Like: "Princess Peach you fucking whore!" ...yea, she said that.

  • Lol. So funny guys ask me weird stuff all the time when I play mw3 online

  • 1month anniversary

  • LEROOORY JENKINS

  • Sounds like the guy who played the kid in Arby n the Chief.

  • i'm sorry, but this is really just not funny at all. i commend your focus on completing a project, however.

  • I am offended by the terms "gamer girl" and "girl gamer" but a few of those were actually true. And Yes navi, just shut up already.

  • @GamerInari You shouldn't be. You should be proud of it. Even though you see yourself as just a gamer and want to be known as such, and its true, your a chick playing games and thats what gives these guys their hard on (or butt hurt, depending on game being played).

  • Wonder Who Disliked It?...

  • People on the chat is beyond ignorant, arrogant, and fucking delusional.

    Stop thinking it's not directed at your tits and believing that it's not even half true. This is YOU. This was made to spread truth and force common sense into your unknowledgeable brain to realize the truth. How many of you have went "NO FUKU IM A GURL GAMER BECAWSE I SAY SO AND I WANT TO BE AND ALL THE OTHER COMMUNITIES WONT ACCEPT ME FOR WHO I AM"? And don't bullshit me now. This meme even started with "Shit Girls Say"

  • How could people "dislike" this?!! This video is fricking hilarious!! Especially with how accurate it is haha

  • Love, love, love! This is my roommate! XD

  • @RockLeePeaceGai

    Why yes. yes it is!! Right down to the hair color!! haha its scary XD

  • this is epic! haha

  • FUCK MOUNTAINS! XD

  • Who plays on a Mac?!

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  • This one sucks

  • "does my avatar make me look fat" ~_~ ugh so dumb

  • this is seriously eveything i do

  • the girl at 56 seconds gave me cancer

  • Can you feed my sims?

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  • Hey listen, HEY YOU FUCKING LISTEN!!

  • I'm horny

  • @CompletlyBunned No, it's because they're shit.

  • People are acting like female gamers are rare. There are tons of them. Maybe not as much in games like Black Ops perhaps, I dunno I don't play it, but for everything else, tons of girls play.

  • That's a lie. Female gamers don't act like retarded chicks. They're generally all cool and chill....or insulting the game xD

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  • The only good part is "Leroy" and stuff. I didn't find it offensive, just fake and gay.

  • Is she playing games on a mac? Fake and gay.

  • i lost my shit at 1:32

  • They forgot:

    "Is it weird if i like Call of Duty?" -.-

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  • It's true .___.

  • 1:10 hahahahahaha

  • yup he says many things i do say *fucking lag!* haha but i believe it would have been much better if a CHICK would have done this rather than a guy pretending to be a chick... there should be a remake or something

  • Babe...babe...babe..

  • ? You don't look like a girl. I bet everyone is wondering, why CAN'T SHE BE CUTE!?

  • Why so many dislikes? Lol, us girls take everything so offensively.

  • This is just plain awesome.

  • I lol'ed so hard!

    lolololol

  • FUCK MOUNTAINS!!! :D

  • Hiiiiiiilarious!

  • gaming on a mac? Bitch, please!

  • Typical female behavior, trying to play games on a Mac..

  • LOL! Not gaming as much since the kids came, but some of this is just awesome. :D Gaming 4ever!

  • Is that a guy or a girl?

  • FUCKING LAG.... Are you watching porn?!

  • +1 Female gamer who thinks this is hilariously awesome!!! <3

  • took me way too long to realise it was a guy

  • NO I CAN DO IT MYSELF!! this is so prime

  • I wish I had a gamer girl. Mine is all into this shit with exercise ans stuff.

  • I do half the stuff on this video. Hilarious.

  • noobs

  • this is so accurate to me, it's a little scary. damn.

  • "Hey, ...I'm kinda horny" lmao. this is funny!

  • is she a girl or boy

    

  • Babe. Babe. Babe... Can you feed my sims?

  • the best ever.

  • Hahaha fantastic, it's like you've been following me around!

  • i dont get the title

  • lol

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  • fucking lag..... are you dowloading porn! hahahahaha!

  • I am a girl gamer and I found this hilarious. People need to take the sticks out of their asses, men and women alike.

  • hay listen! NO YOU FUCKING LISTEN!

  • Whats up bitches! Lmao... Funny shit..

  • Which the fuck games on their piece of shit Mac

  • Who the fuck games on their price if shit Mac

  • I can has..... Fuck shit up chips..... or i can has.... The Gay chips

  • @Br0ny820 bitch, its just a JOKE, A thing that someone says to cause amusement or laughter, it may or may not be true. also its "a lot"

  • That feel when this is your life.

  • Wow, gamer girls kind of suck.

  • @Waxer3929 guys aren't really all that different

  • @ARCgaming69 Too true.

    I was a game tester for a couple of days at Square-Enix and Namco and boy, they really do act similar except the girls seem to make references to scenes from Naruto, Bleach, and Inuyasha based on things that people say or moments of everyday life. It quickly get's so annoying.

    Though, I'm glad I'm not much interested in that kind of lifestyle, as a pro-gamer that is, sounds boring.

  • @Waxer3929 OMG Lucky!!! Square-Enix is amazing <3

    Also, Naruto and Bleach? Erf. 

  • Guy or girl? No F**KING clue...

  • Awesome.

  • eww what th fuck?

    LMAOOO!!!!!!

  • I found this hilarious because it was meant as a HUMOR piece, not a portrayal of truth. If you believe all girls behave the way displayed in the video or that every girl that plays video games is an attention whore, I just feel sorry for you. 

  • @BabyGirl1910 Keep deluding yourself and believing that, ignorance.

    God, the amount of contradiction and fucking hypocritical bullshit going on in this comment section.

  • that was either the ugliest girl ever or the hottest guy.....not sure which....

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  • Hilarious! When I team with others, people automatically know I'm a girl cause of my username and voice, but they never seem to give me trash talk...:P

  • "LEEEROYYYYYY JENKINS!" Haha (I like Brysi's better)

  • Why are so many people disliking this? I'm a female gamer and I thought this was hilarious. I've only said maybe HALF the stuff that he said (and it's mostly the swearing parts) but this was funny in my opinion. And to @Inexactchange111 not EVERY gamer girl is like that. Most of the time you don't even realize you're playing against a girl online because we don't even talk on the mic, we just play because we genuinely enjoy playing games.

  • @StarSlay3r well said :) My sister plays TONS of games (minecraft and TF2 for example) but she always keeps quiet about being a girl as she beats tons of people in score ;)

  • @StarSlay3r OMG I agree this made me LOL for realzies. The last part almost made me pee my pants.

  • @StarSlay3r You are so full of delusion, contradiction, hypocritical bullshit, ignorance, and arrogance.

    I facepalm at how unknowledgeable you are and how much you pretend to know. You are not a fucking gamer. You're not even a casual gamer. You're not "Pro'". That's complete bullshit. Wake up, you're playing Guitar Hero/Rock Band and whatnot for god's sake. That doesn't make you a gamer, nor does it make you a pro'. You didn't do anything but prove that this is what you are. Stay in Facebook.

  • @MrPrototypz The fact I write game reviews for several websites and am a host of a video game show is what shows I'm knowledgeable on video games, and the fact I pay my bills with money I made off gaming is what makes me a pro. The fact that you wrote a big block of BS on someone you don't know makes you a troll. Get a life. ^_~ <3

  • @StarSlay3r "The fact I write game reviews for several websites" proved my point.

    "and am a host of a video game show is what shows I'm knowledgeable about video games" yet again proved my point. "the fact I pay my bills with money I made off gaming is what makes me a pro" proved my point indefinitely. "The fact that you wrote a big block of BS on someone you don't know makes you a troll. Get a life" proved my point by a milestone. I facepalm due to the massive amount of contradiction you made.

  • This is straight up accurate! I love it! 

  • That awkward moment when you can't tell if the person in this video is a guy or a girl.

  • hay u f*cking listen!!

  • HAHAH so much win in this video, trollfags should go back to /b/

  • oh! i c ... many watching are oblvious to the sh*t girls say that spawned all these say vids

    105345

  • Best girl gamers vid "evaaaaaah! " Finally! some one got it right!! GJ "gf"

    ps my add:

    (annoying stalker, fake-newb) "oi ur kewl! oi! ur my nu BFF! add meeee!!!!"

    (me) ugh !!!!  -d/c-

  • Seriously? Are half the people here living in a hole? There are 10 million other "Shit *blank* Says" videos and ALL of the most viewed videos are played by the opposite gender

    To all the girls saying it's sexist, get the stick out of your attention whoring ass and grow a sense of humor. Women eat junk food, curse, and have a sex drive. Grow up. Be real.

    To the fags saying go back to the kitchen-- tell that to your male "roommate". It's obvious you've never enjoyed the company of a female.

  • @novemberskycat Helllzz yeah! Couldn't have said it better myself. You get total badassery points. B-)

  • @novemberskycat you mad bro or sis! nah jk but i see where your coming from!

  • @novemberskycat ohhh usomad

  • @novemberskycat Saved me having to comment! +Thumb

  • @novemberskycat very well said :) i'm sick of those 12 years old doing that 'go back to the kitchen' shit. my girlfriend is a gamer :D

  • @v7Legacy I wish I could have a gamer girlfriend....

  • @guhimura to be honest in my opinion its hard to find a girl that LOVES games like most guys and i am playing lik everyday with her co-op style :D

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  • Sh*t Gamer Trannies Say

  • That was a chick?

  • ohhhh it's a dude cross dressing. my bad

  • Lol! I'm a girl, I game, and this was pretty funny. I know I've used the "No, you fucking listen!" line on that damned fairy myself. It's a parody. It's meant for fun and humor and I'm not going to take it too seriously.

  • Is this meant to take the piss out of gamer girls or try an establish them as an acceptable part of gaming culture.

  • FUCKING LAG, ARE YOU DOWNLOADING PORN?

    lulz.

  • that chick was a dude? I'd still tap that AND feed their sims

  • For people who didn't know that chick was a dude, you need to get your eyes checked. And for guys who say that women should stay in the kitchen, you need to get laid for the first time in your life! I would much rather have my girl playing videogames with me then making me a goddamn sandwich! Oh yea and this video was stupid and not funny, I know some gamer girls and never heard them talk like this.

  • you forgot"FUCK ME UP MY ASS ON MY BIRTHDAY!! GAHHD FUCKING NOOBS!!"

    I'm not even joking unfortunately...never play Halo with girls

  • That's.. uhhh... a mixture of funny and offensive. Mostly offensive.

  • mfw he looks like florence from florence and the machine..

    but hilarious btw.

  • Guirl in vid looks like HotshotGG

  • Title should be "what tranny gamers say" cuz that was a tranny

  • Not funny. You're gay

  • I'm a chick that plays video games and I've never acted like this. It wasn't even funny; that's what kills me. Funny and sexist? Alright, sure. Sexist and stupid? Don't quit your day job.

  • @misskaye you know there is a vid with guys saying retarded stuff in the related right? so surely theyre being fair by mocking both genders equally ;)

  • That was retarded and cancerous.

  • But I hate those guys who tell girl gamers to go back to the kitchen.

    And assholes who have their mics on and breathe creepily in Fable 2 and 3. -.-

  • "Hey, listen!"

    No, Navi, you fucking listen. We don't fucking care.

  • this reminds me of WKUK

    

  • Booooo. Shit sucked

  • Oh God...hahahaha. Funny stuff.

    

  • "OH Shit"

  • I love girl gamers because its just cool, i hate those virgin guys who say they should just go back to the kitchen. They have no life at all, and most of them are ps3 and pc gamers who say that the most.

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  • wat a fucking greasy little bitch

  • What a waste of my time.

  • Wow, you guys are sexist. Without women, you can make your own food, clean up after yourself, and pleasure yourself alone :D Cheers!

  • @xGothicXRosesx LOL. ._. (^O^)

  • how about shit people in general say

  • 1:26 ya I actually DO sleep with a Sonic plushie XD

  • Guys watch my vids i just started uploading

  • this is why Girls should stay in the Kitchen learn how to cook so that when your man comes from work he has his meal ready and you wont get a whoopin lol

  • @tomahawkboy0787 sexist pig

  • @tomahawkboy0787 yer a stupid asshole

  • @tomahawkboy0787 I don't think you'd count as a man, Tom, so you should probably learn to cook yourself.

  • 1,873 people are gamer girls and is still growing, women belong in the kitchen making me a sandwhich whilst i game, help stop this!

  • @TheViMGames Hi Virgin.

  • @CompletlyBunned hey wanna have sexy time?

  • Honestly, I don't think me or any of my other friends who play games that are girls say stupid shit like this...

  • Misleading title! That is NOT a chick

  • i fucking love that tat the red head chick had

  • The girl looks like a dude

  • why would ur DS die at the same time ur power goes out??

  • One of them should have been "HEY I'M A GIRL AND I PLAY GAMES. THAT'S RIGHT. A GIRL. WHO PLAYS GAMES. YEP, A GIRL. DID YOU HEAR, I'M A GIRL AND I PLAY GAMES".

    Gamer girls = most annoying attention whores in the fucking world.

  • @Inexactchange111 lol just because you got a vagina doesn't mean you're special in gaming. Gamers are gamers...who gives a crap if it's female.

  • @adawong Agreed.

  • @Inexactchange111 That's why I pretend Im a guy when I play.....I really hate those fucking bitches.

  • @Inexactchange111 I think you mean the men who post stupid shit like this.

  • @Dragonemperor15 No it's just super annoying when girls act as if everyone should love them just because they play games.

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  • @Inexactchange111 um dude why dont you climb a wall of D***s

  • @Inexactchange111 Only the ones that own mic's

  • @Inexactchange111 I agree with you mostly, but at the same time this wouldn't happen if the guys didn't flock to them so desperately. I don't even admit I'm a girl because of the way some guys harrass us, but yeah, I still think the attention seeking girls can be way more annoying lol

  • @Inexactchange111 HEY! Not all gamer girls are like that! Only n00bs who think they're fucking special and who've obviously not played for very long. I've played for 12 years and I can tell you I don't go around acting like it's extraordinary. Those idiotic bitches need to go back to the 90's when the gaming industry still thought it'd be more lucrative to only target males.

  • @foxykitty ikr? I am a chick n a gamer girl. I actually work at the game booths during conventions its hysterical.

  • Hey...this is somewhat like me lol aside from the eating habits

  • any girl thats good at a game has a dick.

    TRUE FAX or atleast thats what chief tells meh

  • LOL i can see how you copied this from IGN's parody.

  • Ahhhh drag queen Lmfao