TMNT - We Wish You a Turtle Christmas [1/3]

[NINJAX2X2X]

He's not even trying to untangle those lights

[Svantesolo]

lol

[MrMedia34]

The intro of the movie is the only thing I enjoyed.

[Awesome1601]

AVGN sent me here ... 2 years ago. Guess you're a little late guys. I'm just watching this every single year and laughing my ass off.

[thecarp05]

hahahaha those little booties



[thecarp05]

their voices are horrible, esp mikey



[LierFoxD]

I only came here by AVGN

[thebuckrogers22]

omg leo's singing voice lol wtf

[thebuckrogers22]

dont think i ever seen this

[kevinseveneleven]

this is horrible... wtf @ how elaborate the whole production is. the songs, the set, everything. i can't even pretend to enjoy this or pretend to like it in an "ironic" way

[BandakaKush]

Leonardo's singing is racist.

[0unut]

blacknerd sent me here

[OobyScoobyDoomsday]

I'm not gonna lie, Donatello singing Deck The Halls reggae style wasn't something I ever thought i'd see. But it is MAGNIFICENT

[TheNickNuttall]

To quote Abed: "This is terrible."

[dejesus612]

7:32 his penis comes out leigt o.O

[rickysatx79]

Iam a 32 year old man and I was 15 when this came out and I thought the suits were ugly then and now.

[Ashkihyena]

The Lupa review of this was halrious.

[RANDOMFREAKSHOWCO]

This is just...awful. Wow. And I thought the 3rd movie was cheesy.

[The3ninjakids]

Hold 9 to See something really Gay

[TheOfficialCodfather]

So they are italian amreican turtles living in new york. they have been brought up by a japanese ninja rat and yet they sing with jamaican accents loooooooooool only the turtles

[SonicFan2456]

Do we need more lights? No, you need to shut the hell up!

[Felladin]

Got here from Obscurus Lupa Presents.

[forlornme5]

why is Michelangelo mexician?

[gbeach85]

What can you say about this that hasn't already been said about the Holocaust?

[SynisterDanV01]

Dispite the fact that the entire film is one big face palm, the intro song is pretty bad ass :)

[CaptainAshSpearow]

Very happy with how well the costumes in the first two movies were, these Turtle suits are shite.

[AgentH53]

I never realized how good the movie masks where at facial movement and expressions.

Those can barely move the mouth.

[j0kkehimself]

...

[666rivera666]

i feel like im listening to the banana boat song wit leo's singin in deck the halls

[fman400002]

I never thought anything could be worse than twilight.

[annamh11]

I loved this as a kid.

[ipequey]

There is a special place in hell for those involved in making this..

[stlouisrocker100]

Pause at 4:04. Obviously he's wearing a mask.

[GamerJVC]

@stlouisrocker100 No, he is a real turtle ninja, douchebag

[stlouisrocker100]

@GamerJVC Dude you can see the crack of the mask.

[GamerJVC]

@stlouisrocker100 Its sarcasm you idiot

[stlouisrocker100]

@GamerJVC WHOA. Where the hell is this flak coming from?

[shagojyo70]

worst christmas special i have ever watched in my life 0/10 but at least it was better than watching the justin bieber movie

[stlouisrocker100]

@shagojyo70 Are you kidding. Shitting bricks with glass and rusty nails in it would be better than watching the Justin Bieber movie.

[hdofu]

I wonder if Tish Rabe and Richard Berg received any death threats delivered by shruikens

[MedleyCrew]

7:44 Gentlemen, behold! Leonardos ballsack

[jackiechan4AAR]

@MedleyCrew I don't think turtles have those.... externally anyways.

[HaloSpartan300]

7:40 --> Leonardo's penis in view.

[ElectronAaron]

Imagine if someone who has never heard of TMNTwatched this

[exy4fireman]

I can just imagine peter saying "this is worse than than teenage mutant ninja turtle Christmas special" then it shows a song from the movie

[gramirezg21]

Thumbs up for getting here by AVGN

[Ralokone]

@gramirezg21 nope, lupa!

[clashrogers]

Cinemassacre's review brought me here

[markleycrew2009]

GOTTA TAKE A SHIT GOTTA TAKE A SHIT GOTTA TAKE A SHIT FOR SPLINTER

[bobthezee]

lol 2:03 the mouth keeps moving

[pannoni1]

Why couldn't Fred Wolf make a good Christmas episode (especially around Seasons 6-8 as the show's popularity was waning?)

[pohuuns]

:fffuuu:

[pohuuns]

:epicfuu:

[Robin33rune]

@pohuuns how'd you do that :D

[pohuuns]

@Robin33rune install google chrome and from the extensions page download troll emoticons extension and use commands described in the addon page ;) g.l.

[ivybeenz]

why do they all sound like new york mobsters? donatello is the only one who sounds anything like his cartoon voice.

[1997haxor528971]

The thing that i find funniest about this is the fact that copyright wont even bother. They're ashamed to say its theirs! XD

[VIIIFINALFANTASY]

@1997haxor528971 lmao!

[HandBanana12345]

@ 7:43 you can totally see leo's cock and balls.

[Mortanme]

WTF...O.o

[halla4763]

only a true tmnt fan will watch the whole special

[halla4763]

this whole thing just sucks

[jonlukevandam]

cocaine is one hell of a drug

[PuhKiller]

I am confused...

[scottieman2]

......-sitting very confused and shocked. watching my child hood get dumber down and raped.- Why are their mouths keep moving after talking? What's with the Jamaican accents? The costumes are bad! Vocals are horrible. What's with the songs? Why aren't people freaking out from seeing singing shitty costume freaks?

[pattheman24]

its bad but not as bad as the super mario super show

[Maxinsac]

Why do they have that ridiculous accent in the first song??

[happydragonpics]

Was this trying to appeal to the New Kids on the Block fanbase or something?

[zorgo12]

This is the only time i actually can agree why people dislike the video!

[DarkTriforceFilms]

They sound Jamacian!

[nirvana5624]

i dont know why but im attatched to this thing i was a turtle fan and i would always go with my dad to his work and hed put this on to ocupie me and ill admit it i really like their sons :)

[gamman1]

It' burns.

[shadowcrash888]

the turtles eyes scare me................

[TEACHERTIGERSHAH]

This was the corniest that the turtles were. This was soo weird. Even they way sing and sound. I am a huge turtles fan. Turtles 3 is better than this pathetic show

[TEACHERTIGERSHAH]

This was the corniest that the turtles were. This was soo weird. Even they way sing and sound. I am a huge turtles fan, but this is so wierd.

[TEACHERTIGERSHAH]

This was the corniest that the turtles were. This was soo weird.

[KillingJoke696]

Leo sounds like a boy band member

[ScreamingFanGirl666]

uch...

Why do they all look like Pedos?

[moger999]

This sucks James said that and i SO IT BEFORE

[chiangui24]

I must admit... I find this extremely difficult to masturbate to...

[torerik1234]

The voices sounds like some ametaurs...or aleast made at home somewhere in America or Africa.

[ChocolateCoatedLips]

I had to watch 4:20 like 3 times, I couldn't stop laughing at his mouth still moving. lmao!

[ChocolateCoatedLips]

lol James was right, they do sound like assholes. xD

[PredatorHuntress666]

And Leo is gangster now?

[PredatorHuntress666]

Why the hell do they talk like fucking Jamaicans?

[IvanovIvanAKrutoi]

@PredatorHuntress666

Maybe because Deck the Halls sounds reggae-ish?

[TheRandomWatcherGirl]

DeviantArt brought me here --_--"

[bidujador]

It indeed makes the SW Holiday special look good. Yay for light day!

[SofaKingWeTodEd666]

@bidujador happy life day!

[daeva0123]

Or...ORRRRRR....go the shop and get a fucking present.. LOL WOW!

[guntzborg]

3.20 - wtf?

[caboose3689]

dude james was right this is horrible ahhhh

[Awesome1601]

GOTTAGETAGIFTGOTTAGETAGIFTGOTT­AGETAGIFTGOTTAGETAGIFTGOTTAGET­AGIFT FORSPLINAAAAAAAAAAAAA LOL

[animehobo]

8:15 maybe you shouldn't waste all of your time singing then?

[geo58impala]

They sure are scary looking this time

[ColtonDeGroat7515]

in 1993 i got this and i had nightmares for a month

[ElderGodBrandon]

@ColtonDeGroat7515 its not that bad, in fact its just the same costumes from the coming ouf of their shells tour is all

[dxjrules5]

Actually, the very first song isn't that bad.

[arbiterE27]

deck de 'alls wid peparoni

[arbiterE27]

deck de 'all wid peparoni

[fattoler]

They've got surprisingly white teeth for people who eat Pizza and live in the sewers....

[tecksipport]

What's with the weird accent in the first song? And when they're outside, who are those strange kids banging trash cans?

2:27 I almost did a spit take there.

8:13 Is that the Nazi salute?

[sendoh873]

The Star Wars Holiday Special is worse. This is still horrible, like taking a diarrhea dump and then vomiting all over it.

[MIsguidedarCHAngEL]

.......

[MemfoMafian]

man they look scary for kids lol

[dogeymon83]

Now we just need to go back to the movie Alien (Sigourney Weaver) and have an Aliens Holiday Special with the alien and Weaver trimming a tree. Then that'll will be awesome!

[metal220]

nvr seen these turltes b4

[artixvonkrigor]

Those grinning faces haunt your dreams!

[Duvmasta]

@artixvonkrigor my eyes are bleeding!

[57rollerblade]

why daes leo have a accent

[57rollerblade]

loe got a accent



[garganrose]

8:15 did the turtles just go hiel hitler?

[sendoh873]

@garganrose yes they did.

[spikeriley]

If the Tails Dolls isn't the last thing you se when you die, those grinning faces will.

[buggee1997]

Those Grinning faces haunt your dreams

[TheSamiryoussef]

those custumes are shit you can clearly see opining for the helmets and shells and whats up with there faces all smily it looks scary

[Brooklynmario]

Keep clicking 4:19 to see Leo's mouth moving without talking......

[zintegrergarreur]

did you all see at 7:10\

is that legs?? lol

theirs legs are fucking black shoes.... :P

[GojiJuicePower]

Someone should send the foot clan to Larry Osborne for directing this bullshit.

[bratz12353]

I saw We Wish You a Turtle Christmas on X-mas Day. It's was good and funny too. I love it. It's my fave video

[TheSamiryoussef]

@bratz12353 you liked it??!?!??!!! no offence but i dont see whats so good about this

[DBSaiyanTim777]

4:20 leonardo hahahaha

[cuca1107]

it's the new voices and costumes that kill me

[lilblacksambo2]

"OK, so we need to write some lyrics for a song about getting a gift for Splinter." "Hmm... how about this; Gotta get gotta get gotta get gotta get gotta get a gift for Splinter!" "PERFECT."

[ChubbyYoshi]

Part of me died when I heard Leo's voice...

He's my favorite, too... T.T

[boondocks43]

Leo must have got a hold of some good dro to be singing like that. Pizza munchies must've be fierce XD.

[HiroshiMizushima]

I'm.. kinda torn. One the one hand, I never heard of this and in retrospect should probably by thankful.. but on the other hand, how the HELL did I never know about this?! I'd been a fan since the 80's, and even went to the concert.. how'd I miss this? Then again, I've yet to ever see the SW Holiday Special cause I _can't find it_ anywhere. Perhaps this was a similar issue.

I actually thought this was going to be an episode of that live-action TV series when I saw this listed in the side bar.

[IMZEECATMAN]

this special is a piece of shit, but i disagree with the desc. it is still far far FAR better than star wars christmas special. this one atleast has catchy music, and is funny as hell. star wars christmas is just..... HORRIBLE!

[IMZEECATMAN]

this special is a piece of shit, but i disagree with the desc. it is still far far FAR better than star wars christmas special. this one atleast has catchy music, and is funny as hell. star wars christmas is just..... HORRIBLE!

[PhantomOfTheGamer]

@MonyVibescu1919 then again how do the turtles afford a pizza every night a pizza hut or papi johns is about $10 each (not as fun when people try to make sense out of this)

[deadmau5suckz]

ninja turtles creepypasta is REAL

[jamesbond1986007]

between 7:42-7:53 you can see leos wang flobbing around.

[ninja1artimis]

In the very first song leo sounds jamaican

[ssjRangazee]

kevin eastman must be rolling in his grave, and if hes not dead then he probably killed himself

[1prettyricky]

omg wtf

[Movieworldexpress]

complete PAP CRAP and an INSULT to NINJA TURTLES!

[MrBuffsPls]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO why did i click this link this is torture

[pingpongfreak888]

i never knew the turtles wore shoes

[Majorman35]

thumbs up if james brought you here from avgn

[LoneRebelX]

@Majorman35 yea man, just had to see it lmao!!

[girlgarde]

@Majorman35 Yep, I came here because of the AVGN. I didn't even know that the TMNT even HAD a Christmas special until he showed the video of it on his website.

[MistrEgg]

The mouths keep moving!

[Son0fABatman]

"Deck the halls with pepahhroni!"

[killallianceftw]

This is not as bad as the Star Wars HS

[sillygrl23]

So they wait until the last minute to get Splinter a gift? Splinter...the rat who raised them like he was thier own father and trained them in ninjitsu. Usually common holiday courtesy states that when you pick out presents you have a chain of command: Parents, siblings, loved ones, friends, and probably a co worker or a nice neighbor. That was pretty inconsiderate of them to buy him a gift at the last minute when he should have been already done first.

[xIegionx]

Anyone notice that the turtles are wearing tiny shoes?

[asnlunatic]

they all sound black except for donny. Ironically he was the dark the turtle.

[HCShannon]

I looked up Tish Rabe and it turns out she's a children's book author who recently wrote a book called the "I Believe Bunny" and has done a lot of work for shows for really young kids on Nick, PBS, and HBO

[MelancholyRose]

Sounds like they're all dubbed by the same guy..... like WTF?

And wow... I'm crying on the inside from watching this while simultaneously pissing my pants laughing.

Thanks James from Cinemassacre!

[Yamigekido]

omg this is horrible.

[GanButtamaru4]

I HATE TISH RABE >:/

[marioandsonicfans64]

lol jamesnintendo nerd reviewed this all check it out!!!!!!

[KillerDbz45]

XD the kid in the roller blades almost ate shit at 7:16

[Airboy15]

JamesNintendoNerd has made a review of it. It becomes funnier pointing out the corniness in this video.

[yomamasofat1237283]

I watched that God-Forsaken Star Wars Special. All it is, is 1h 15m of wookies talking.

[ScoobieD0]

AVGN brought me here..... oh... my god....... I loved TMNT as a kid, I had the toys, the dolls, the movies.... as a girl, I even had the TMNT Polly Pocket playset.....

but this movie......James was right when he said this ranks up with the Star Wars Holiday Special....

[SandersonCallum]

wheres krang?

[SandersonCallum]

avgn got me hooked

[HaroldRetrotyp]

You are all here because of James, right?

[sillygrl23]

@HaroldRetrotyp Actually another poster from the one review he did with NC brought me here. Does that count?

[TheMole2005]

@HaroldRetrotyp exactly, man

[ElderGodBrandon]

@HaroldRetrotyp if you mean the nintendo nerd then yes, i saw his review and had to find this, i llike it so far

[ElderGodBrandon]

awesome video, wish i owned it to go with my coming o ut of their shells tour

[ScratStitch]

Why do people hate this so much? This is FUCKING FANTASTIC!!!

I'm kidding.

[NightStreet50]

Great lip-syncing.

[dizeestl]

thumbs up if AVGN brought u here

[franklyfranklee84]

Wait Master Splinter's not athletic? Didn't he teach the turtles NINJITSU?