Sh*t "Conscious" Black People Say and DO!

[DarkwaveDuck]

lmfaoo she yelling at love & hiphop

[GravityFallz]

How did I get here lol. I was definately not unconcious ;-/

[loversarelunatics]

lmao overstand is my favorite word!

[zenosonik]

I over-stand completely!

[Labcabin96]

damn are all conscious blacks named tehuti an heru lol!

[ayannaflower]

Vegan detox womb cleanse( while eating chips and ice-cream LMAO)

[lecifbaby]

Lmfao funny! This is sooo me though! The rachetism just calls my name sometimes :'(

[debrinabrina134]

ROTFL

[kingston2771]

its funny cuz theyre always related to somebody- really is every1 ur sistah

[kingston2771]

asa alam aleikum my brothaaa- peace my sistah

[romemeka]

what it do muthaf---ka lol!

[shay1992ify]

I would rather see this as opposed to the typical hip hop, jewlry wearin, rap music, ghetto, ebonics, etc. stereotypes they put up about black ppl. This relates so much to me and my mom

[randomwatcher1234]

Man, the sisters on this video are so beautiful and this video is hilarious,LOL!

[MsHeartsContent]

YES!!!! lmaooo

[jbatts528]

bahahahhaahahahahaahahah!

peace!

[imatoke]

this was awsome:)!

[MrValor85]

if this is how consciencs black people are like. I I should go unconscience. ....lol....

[lovingtherealyou]

HILARIOUS!

[thedefinition10]

@TheSeriousmrkarate ay if you do find out i'd like to kno as well.

[searchn4mytruth]

Yea, the black woman is God!! What u say bitch?? LOL!!!

[Halfy06]

omg i love this.. realy only conscious people would get this lmao.. all that root chakra shit... lmao

[Richqueen2]

@:15 that man looks like Chad Ocho !

[MRLokedOne]

FUNNY AZZ HELL.....

[beyonddaplanet]

hold on bitch hahaha

[TheSeriousmrkarate]

And that beat at the end was bangin'.

[TheSeriousmrkarate]

I overstood this video.

[TheSeriousmrkarate]

Those egyptian eyes tattoes on the back of her neck are fiyah!

[TheSeriousmrkarate]

Inhaling positivity and healing.

[TheSeriousmrkarate]

I like to raise my vibration!

[jessyr706]

What part of the country is this prevalent? I've never met anybody like this! LOL need to cleanse myself with energy orbs HA!

[sexyma12345678910]

@jessyr706 Brooklyn, NY definitely lol

[HealthyHoopers]

That burning sage is crackin me up!

[MsTiff24]

lolololololol... y'all crazy as hell for this one

[GreD1Shon]

"What, BITCH?!" LMAO!

[coolhwip92]

"You overstand me?" Heard THAT.

[amastara11]

"ay wuddeydo mutha fuckaaa!" Lol

[NVme08]

goodness that man is fine!

[OutspokenShy]

Especially the conscious (hypocrite) men. Talk about how women are queens and they are the rock in the family, but are the main source of disrespect. @ 3:08

[MaxSachs]

Lol, burning incence and banging on a drum....hippy goombahs. 

[tygerrstile]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha..­.......... this made me waanna porkchop!

[porcupineblues]

oommgg this is too true my parents are consciuos and and their friends ALL OF THE TIME

[whitedaisez]

hahahahahahahaaa so these are like fake black hippies?

[Damndot]

@whitedaisez pretty much.

[pattonladii]

Ok, sooo Im newly becoming conscious and I don't see a problem with this video. I find it funny and laughter is good for the heart. Everyone else has a video like this, so whats the problem. ALL groups have their members who go to the extremes and some who are pretenders , this video is just all of that showing that in a comical light. Calm down a little my people it's not good to take your selves too seriously all the time. This is just my opinion and I don't need attacks THANKS!

[kwilcox1126]

vibration to the 5th dimension

[Magician12345]

you know it is possible for a race to hate its own race.

[PrettyBody1]

..the fuck is this shit???

[Bashanvibe]

why do u make fun of your own people seriously kill that!!! i'm a consious dude as well but i don't follow anyones group i love the information!!! this is not cool on so many levels

[CASINOFONTAINE]

This is hilarious

[C2EAKali]

This is Harlem. 125th. LoL

[IDM011]

LOL @ "conscious"!!!!!!!!

[intellectualxx1]

he's fine.

[jamaicanbabygirl93]

Nicki minaj ring tone LMFAAOOO

[LinkinPark8Goddess]

this is dope funny! ;) kudos...

[EvanesceExotica]

My aunt and uncle are like this at their church. I find the meditation, incense, drums and Egyptian statues so much more engaging than "regular" church--I assume that's because I don't attend often, though.

[c0cc0]

Look, I'm ALL about the chakras/vibrations/qi and metaphysics and this is HILARIOUS!

I finna go on a raw vegan cleanse for my inner wholistic black Afrikan womban to cleanse my en-uh-ji.

[blair1379]

I love the 100% Natural earrings! Where did you get them?

[KenyaH252]

?LOST

[FightsRightsAlways]

lol i'm black and i've NEVER heard/encounter any of this.

[porkchop745]

@FightsRightsAlways Do you live in an area with a large concentration of black people like Philadelphia, Atlanta, HBCUs, black arts festivals?

[FightsRightsAlways]

@porkchop745 sadly,no.i live in colorado sps.but Denver does things everything for us now and then.why?

[porkchop745]

@FightsRightsAlways Because everything that is touched on in this video can be overheard on buses, trains, and outings in those areas. :-)

[FightsRightsAlways]

@porkchop745 lol okay.

[gjone1]

It really wasnt that good...but the "Clap rocks together please" comment by shanmnl is very memorable...thanks

[shanmnl]

@MENOTJEW It doesn't look normal for uneducated idiots to have computers. Clap rocks together please

[NiniTVOnline]

This was too hilarious, glad someone did it. You missed out 'tricknology' in your selection of overused made up words.

[75smurfette]

OMG, this is funny because it's so true! 

[ABSiblings]

To mock another for social gain, especially those trying their best to embrace their culture, is an activity beneath reproach.

What freedom do we have, if our own African Blood Siblings, will insult us when we commend our destroyed ancestors?

HTP

-- Onitaset Kumat

[strtthshw]

@ABSiblings lol ok

[MelissaXRevive]

@ABSiblings I believe they were making fun of the hypocrites. Those that say they live a certain way, but they really don't.

[ABSiblings]

@MelissaXRevive You only make fun of yourselves when you insult yourselves.

HTP

-- Onitaset Kumat

[MelissaXRevive]

@ABSiblings I do understand your point, but this video in particular is neither malicious or insulting. Humor sometimes allows us to reflect on our actions and motives in a non-threatening way.

[ABSiblings]

@MelissaXRevive Whether you feel insulted or maligned is a separate question: if I identify as a conscious person, it's malicious and insulting to me to be portrayed for the sake of another's humour. I understand that African people are stereotyped and spit upon everywhere they go--but I am not a part of that group which smiles at humiliation. If you are--good for you. But, I do not need to reflect on my actions or motives, and I alone allow such reflections.

Understand that.

[MelissaXRevive]

@ABSiblings Mmmk.

[RoadKrabSo]

@ABSiblings lol.

[TheOakwater]

I'm going to the retreat, no the other one. LMAO...

[DatFreeAgeFlo94]

Can you say 90s flashback?! So halarious, stay blessed

[paramourinwaiting]

I do some of this. LOL!



[camaroclay]

This was good! :) love the 3rd eye tattoos And the dope beat at the end! Peace

[legitmadness1]

eh.



[AndreRedd1Empire]

Love a Conscious Sista

[eb7348]

WTF? lmao

[deionc]

they have a lot in common with the "new age" people..

[lordblazer]

@deionc

they've been doing it longer than the new age people XD

[MusicOfTheSystem]

LMFAO! @ 1:38

[giggles771984]

8 )

[mrhypermagnetic]

lot of effort put in this video. could be more accurate tho...4:10 if funny

[christinas7]

lol i died

[MagnificentReign]

tee hee @ overstand...i hear that a lot

[Jon12213]

What is this??? I'm black and I've never seen this...

[VanishaRD]

@Jon12213 maybe you aren't "conscious" then

[Jon12213]

@VanishaRD obviously not

[AndreRedd1Empire]

@Jon12213 then you ain't conscious

[Jon12213]

@AndreRedd1Empire obviously not ya moron

[MsChristinaRinehart]

Please check out my videos :):):)

[charleswife]

Oh my gosh this is so dead on LMBO! Especially the hotep and the cleanse of the womb/raw diet LOL!

[charleswife]

LOL



[bboystorm911]

better than guns strip clubs and shootouts

[QUiETNOiSE916]

@bboystorm911 I agree



[Damndot]

@bboystorm911 not by much...

[erlandgriffith]

lol dat girl is sexy but why is she humming?

[MrZipcode6]

sed you people who and badluck you actors had tis shit aint no gagme and you grown people will learn that this is not like them stiore front religons that jim crow got test dummies to sound off the alarms before they go in the curse andbadluck are on the people all that are inthis video rather they believe it or not in the name of NTR Nebertcher anpu go forth herukhuti go froth sebek go forth and punish severily the people that are in this video who are trying to belittle your children amen.

[MrZipcode6]

ITS INTERESTING VERY........VERY you devils in the disguise/idiots/hatas/ primivtive minded people dont do these type of videos of you slut chasin dope slangin niggas who or them "carlton banks" type of dudes thats how i know im on the right path you would expect this type of childeis insult ful blasphemus stuff from that john crow FUCK YOU BOULE AGENTS who created this garbagei and when you fininsh.when yalll get done talking that garbage inthe response letter tell the people how shemsu NTR cur

[paintlemonsgold]

@MENOTJEW you are a bad person

[princessfly11]

This is sooo funny! Reminds me of the conscious adults I grew up around. I miss them AND my hematite necklace :(

(By the way, that "85% are blind, deaf & dumb" and that "white people were created 6,000 years ago" comes directly from the Nation Of Islam--you know, Farrakhan and 'nem.)

Also, a great many conscious Black people are sincere and not posers like the characters in this skit. Peace and love :)

[AnkhLady806]

@princessfly11 actually it comes from the 5% nation

[princessfly11]

@AnkhLady806 They got it from the Nation Of Islam. They actually were a branch-off from the Nation Of Islam. The founder of the five per centers, Clarence 13X (who later renamed himself "Allah") studied the teachings of Elijah Muhammad as a member of the NOI and then decided to go do his own thing.

[URsoN2me]

LAMO hahahaha

[barkape]

vibrations and kundalini fuck yeah

[QueensCurlsandKisses]

@aliensupremacy2 guilty!!!!!!

[glossgirl15]

0:46-0:50 sounds like Kanye West Amazing. Funny video lol

[vikkur1]

hahaha so neat

[TalkingRaindrop]

@MENOTJEW 0/10 troll harder

[JamisonAmadeo]

@TalkingRaindrop

riiiiight? That's not even a ZERO/TEN.

[iamsarahreid]

Guilty.

1:43

WICKED tattoo

[dajon122]

HILARIOUS!!!

[DRECARTER91]

look at Talib Kweli @ 3:19 lmao

[YouLaToya]

Yo! Root chakra/ kundalini part had me dying... Boy do I know these people first hand...

[chrisserrific]

Wow... I just looked up the word "overstand" on Urban Dictionary, that's some deep shit. Like, there could be a class on that.

[kih5146]

LMAO!!!!! I know these folks!!!!! In real life lmao...ya'll are soooooo funny!!!!

[7Waknk7]

boring and some of them do that

[TheMFDGrind]

I just wnat her 100% earrings !!!! BUT this is hilarious do you OVERSTAND ?

[jjsangel330]

the black womb-an cleanse... lol

[paula1369]

Ho-tep my brotha! Love it :-D

[Jiguhbiduh]

Ha - love it! You guys are beautiful!

[CuriousMarcV]

hilarious!



[TheDabest93]

LOL



[blairstify]

yup.

[xRyokuxluvsxUx]

LMAO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

[MusicIsMyLove9]

"Do you overstand what I'm sayin?" I died.

[YAhomeGURLGG]

yall should have had a light skin dude saying "i only date dark skin women with natural hair "lol

[porkchop745]

@YAhomeGURLGG Hahaha. That's why I cut off my relaxer.

[organicloc]

oh, you forgot one..... Peace Queen, Peace Earth. Peace to the Gods, and what's the science for today.

[AeliciaMechele]

I'm dying...oh my goodness this is funny! I'm guilty!

[beanzpole]

lmaaao !!

[Warsie]

New age bullshit, black folk style xD

[MsHaleywood]

@Warsie Ahhhh! I wish I could like this one twenty times!!

[hotties3v3n]

@Warsie yeah, my thoughts exactly.they need to understand we are isreal not egypt.deuternomy 28 proves this.

[aliensupremacy2]

they forgot to mention the fact that conscios black people like to go to black festivals all the fucking time

[Rainia29]

what kills me is the fact people like this are snobs themselves sometimes and are not that damn deep.

[yungjj84]

I love when "conscious, pro-black" people try to use big words but just end up sounding like Oswald Bates from In Living Color lol

[beanzpole]

@yungjj84 dead @ oswald bates 

[AndreRedd1Empire]

@yungjj84 take yo redneck ass on somewhere

[yungjj84]

@AndreRedd1Empire The fuck are you talkin about? I'm black you dickhead!

[tastycannabisbrownie]

That whole nuts and berries, bonfire, drum beating, hotep shit. Fuck that, I'm going to a library, reading a book by a white person, going on the computer and buying a muffin at Starbucks.

[DumpinMyGun]

It's too bad this shit is true.

[cakalackychick]

I need those earrings sister!

[applebug]

C'mon....noones that deep. This was funny!

[j2201987]

overstand me? lol

[njoseph20]

Too funny and too true about people lol.

[HappierHealthierYou]

Im a white boy but i love conscious black folks!

[lovemeformenotanyone]

@HappierHealthierYou

Conscious people in general are exquisite, race has nothing to do with it

[HappierHealthierYou]

@lovemeformenotanyone you aint lyin!

[00Crazyness]

He is so cute!

[FraisC]

this was 1 of my fav ones, real talk!

[FraisC]

"nigga raises your vibrations" hahahaha

[victorialyn12]

CHECK OUT 'SHIT GIRLS WHO ARE REALLY BAD AT MATH SAY' 

[drekkajon]

LOL oh mylanta I dated a conscious dude, this is friggin hilarious!

[Karenwise69]

CHECK OUT - SHIT GIRLS SAY TO POLICE LOL

[OMGLadyC10]

"The black woman she is the queen , she is the mother of the earth.....WHAT BITCH?!" lol

[selfreflections]

HOTEP...PEACE, BLESSINGS AND HARMONY LMAO! THIS IS THE GUY FROM THE VIDEO ABOVE AND ON BEHALF OF MY TWO SISTERS, WE APPRECIATE EVERYONE FOR WATCHING AND MUCH L.O.V.E TO THOSE WHO ENJOYED AND SUPPORT WHAT WE ARE DOING. WE DID NOT EXPECT THIS AND WE ARE TRULY HUMBLED AND GRATEFUL. LOOK OUT FOR SOME NEW STUFF REAL SOON AND GODSPEED, NAMASTE AND ALL THAT DEEP SHIT LOL

[smackzful]

oh but she watch Love and Hip Hop

[smackzful]

peace, blessings, and harmony lmao!!!

[Damiabbey213]

I always wondered what my cousins are always doing,this video did clear it up for me tho.Thanks.

[Kjaja07]

overstand. roflmmfao Rasta don't say back and rasta don't say under

[alexismorenitaxo]

OMG SO TRUEEE all those hippie black people that hang out in downtown brooklyn...