U.S. to Trade Gold Reserves for Cash through Cash4Gold.com

[spicecrop]

The government wants the gold in America for cash because the dollar isn't going to be wort the paper its printed on very soon. The dollar is going to crumble.

[marktsheppard]

"12 day money back guaranty"

super funny

[ForTehNguyen]

yea this stuff is just sitting around, why not cash it in!!!! Gordon Brown must feel like a dumbass for selling his country's gold. Yea who needs this stuff anyways

lmao

[obione888]

omg why everyone hasn't thrown away there TV's yet i really don't know

[CBAsystems]

Yeah probably working for those thugs who had all that GOLD under WTC 1 and 2...yeah I have pick of this....Bet they are Super Billionaires today...HUM what about Saddam's Gold???

[contactchoco]

ROFL.....

Thats a good Ad'

[bossduff]

WTF!

[MissouriSniper]

gotta love the onion!

[SwerVQE]

this is great it just shows how the mainstream media really works lol. great one.

[Hefferman1]

"We already made 180 dollars"

ROTF

LOL

That was funny.

[MrBankRuns]

1st of all the US Gold Reserves have been depleted. Selling into the markets to manipulate the price of gold to support the US Dollar (can you say "Strong Dollar Policy"?). 2nd They are also the very people behind the Cash For Gold so they can get more Gold to manipulate the price with.

[Fockersnextdoor]

I have a GOLD toof !

[CASTILLOM1]

Does anyone by chance know who the owners of the Crap4Gold business are? Could it possibly be the banking cartel?

[CASTILLOM1]

What a crazy video hahaha!!! I guess Americans really are as stupid as I thought. Trading away their valuable metals for trash paper. Is anyone in here amazed anymore at the stupidity of our people and the corruption of our leadership?? Neither surprises me...

[bookbinder66]

wait to they own up to not having any to sell, lol , some one was selling gold melt [old cions mely down maybe from the 1930s ]on the market last week

[emarum]

haha! who the hell is the dumb one..? are you serious, man?

[CASTILLOM1]

What was so dumb about the cash4gold owners being the banking cartel?? What a genius plot, manipulate the price of gold with fake IMF and World Bank "selloffs" and then buy americans gold jewelry with worthless paper dollars. I think youre the stupid who doesnt understand

[emarum]

i only meant that the way you express yourself indicates that you think this report comes from an actual news-source. and that, my friend, makes you look pretty stupid.

kudos on your published paper, jewelry speculations and all that.

pero no se enoje ;)

[CASTILLOM1]

And im so dumb I called this recession years before its onset while still in college. Actually had a paper published in Dallas Business Journal regarding macroeconomic info and the U.S. economy. I also bought into silver at $9.62, now in the $16-17 dollar range. I just cant stand how stupid I am!!! Will you please lend me your enormous brain so I can learn how to be as brilliant as you??!! Please!!!

[basszack]

they probably went to payday loan first but were denied! next up biden will be staring on pawn stars.

[southernairsofter]

cash for gold is a RIPOFF

gold price:$1000 and up

cash for gold: 300 and.... the same

[llshamelessll]

what a great idea! and while we're at it, lets hire a pimp czar and pimp out pelosi, hillary, micheleand sotomayer. we could have the real whores of babylon special.

[1984IcameandIstayed]

the funny thing is that the crazy stuff Onion does is believable considering the wacky things this White House has done so far. Like the White House e-mail snitching effort could be done on Onion and come off as comedy. The white house is full of ass clowns ready to supply Onion with alot of scoop(check out voodoo in the White House).

[dantz34]

OMG! that is so funny but dont let Obama see this video he will get some idea's.

[scutter4christ]

LOL, in this day and time, nothing would surprise me too much. :o)

[papamoose71]

At first i thought it was for real. Almost shit my pants.

[ArmoredSheepdog]

Haha. I love the Onion. thanks for posting this.

[smttysmth02gt]

It's funny people still think there is gold at Fort Knox.

[mreisma]

lol shit4gold is the biggest rip off

[micollision]

this is a wast of time !!

[nailerfx]

LOL. we made 180 dollars selling a couch and a large map on craigslist.ROFL Too F--ing funnyNice to know I can still laugh, even though the country is going to hell in a hand basket.

[crabbydogtrix]

very funny

[Hendo1974]

Onion news always take the Piss out of the News!

LOL! Cash for Gold is a scam, U get only 1/3 of the value for it and it gets melt down into bullion bars and get sold at a good profit!

[Thrice13]

Not only that, but gold is reaching all time highs when the dollar is collapsing due to inflation. The guys over at Cash4Gold are con artists! Good for them though, they fooled morons into trading a very valuable commodity for soon to be worthless Federal Reserve notes!