Christian versus Atheists TOP 10

[cjelgreen]

jajaja, love the first one, the rest just does not make sence at all.

[thomasken]

@joshmckee13 xD you made me laugh :P

you can take lies with you to the grave :) and then they CAN last for over 2000 years xD

I don't say Jesus never lived :P I just say that Christianity is kinda like this: "pray with me otherwise you're a witch... and they should be killed" :P then it isn't difficult that only one "group" survives :P

Btw, don't pray for me :P don't waste your time xD it's not going to change something.

I'm not saying that you aren't allowed to believe :) but don't push it plz

[BLARG66630]

So if the banana is proof god exists....is the pineapple proof he dosent?

[BLARG66630]

So if the banan

[spectralotus]

OH MY, THE BANANA IS MAN MADE!!!!!!!!

[alextoddskates]

6) Prayer has a 100% success rate, that must explain thoussands of cancer related deaths... checkmate

7) You referring to the bible for everything entitles me to think you are indeed brainwashed by a fucking book... Logic in your face... Checkmate

8) Why would an atheist refer to what the bible has to say... Checkmate

9) That was a pathetic reasoning for evolution... Checkmate

10) You caling other religions and atheists arrogant for not believing what you think is pretty

arrogant... Checkmate

[alextoddskates]

Okay haha watch this shit,

1) God isnt real im holding a book that says it right now... Checkmate

2) Well how do i know this book is right? It says it in the atheist book... Checkmate

3) Yeah cause god just happens? No. ... Checkmate

4) A lot of bias websites i go to say a lot of bias stuff, well thats a landslide in itself... Checkmate

5) Oh ok, a banana is mader for human hands, how do you explain poultry or any meat for that matter, are we only suppossed to eat bananas...Checkmate

[burningseapirate]

Watch his face, it's obviously a parody. Good troll :p

[brohoofington]

It's time to revive the crusades this time KILL ALL ATHEISTS

[Exarthemighty]

IF U SAY CHECKMATE 1 MORE TIME IM GONNA BURN YOUR BIBLE

[iraqirocker]

You're so dumb =)), you are the reason why I'm gonna be atheist lok

[Brilligisms]

Not sure if stupid, or trolling.

Lol?

[maggietem878]

Excellent video, Completely agree. Now all you atheist listen up.."The fool hath said in his heart, "There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good. The Lord looked down from heaven upon the children of men, to see if there were any that did understand, and seek God.

The are all gone aside, they are all together become filthy: there is none that doeth good, no, not one. (The Corruption of Man).PSALM 14. I could give a million reasons, thats one.

[markmalone83]

@maggietem878 you do realise this is a piss take.. I hope it is.. If everyone believed in god, you wouldn't have a computer or youtube, science would not advance, we'd pray and hope we're forgiven for our sins for being human. 90'000 children died in the tsunami in 2004. God works in mysterious ways right? Either your god is cruel or Ignorant... either one is not worth worshipping. Just be nice to your fellow man.. help someone when you can. That to me is Godliness, I wish you luck my friend

[thomasken]

I want to prove once and for all that Atheist are right and Christians are wrong

Ready?

Christians say that God exists... prove it! CHECKMATE

Christians say that the Bible is Gods true word... prove it! CHECKMATE

Christians say that God makes it happen... prove it! CHECKMATE

Christianity wants you to pray for healing, while doctors give you medicin (which does the work)... CHECKMATE

Christians believe everything is created for men's pleasure, well... what about a Rhino? CHECKMATE

C 0 - A 5+

[mpriebe08]

@thomasken athiest belive the world came from a giant explosion prove it checkmate

athiest believe in a flying spaghetti monster prove it checkmate

athiest believe man came from ape missin link checkmate

athiest also believe in a primortial soup which ape came from after changing from a frog bird checkmate

athiest will burn in hell if they do not change

[ndzoko]

@mpriebe08 You have no clue, what an atheist doesn`t believe. Shut up. The Buddhists have no god, are you claiming they have no decent fulfilled life ? An atheist demands one thing>> evidence, for what he is supposed to believe.

[joshmckee13]

@thomasken hey dude, just so u know, none of that makes ur atheism any more real. atheism is about as real as unicorns that live on mars. the bible is not a lie. lies dont stay around for over 2000 years. you need serious help and im going to pray for you. atheist's are just say, "here is what really happened, but i want to be a rebel so im not gunna believe it."

[ycaruzob]

this "Question Offensive" always.

[MrJohndl]

LOL fantastic parody. Well done.

[clausonwolf]

I know it's a parody but i still disliked cuz it's not funny

[HowToDoSimpleThingz]

It's a joke!!!!

[asdfg33533]

Holy crap...ur reasons r so dumb. I'm a catholic and ur 'debate' against atheism is an embarassment. A bannana? Seriously? It's shaped like that because that's just how it happened. Jesus Christ....u almost convince me to be atheist.

[lolzomgz1337]

@asdfg33533 you may very well be the dumbest person i have ever encountered....ever..

[tweakz72]

this makes no sense.

[masterE000]

clever, i liked it

[cosmo1pug]

Ahh good ol circular logic. Thank you for the smile

[scottkc97]

What weak evidence... bible sites say radioactive dating is rubbish.. HAHA

[ninjatasticPWN]

Haha... Bananas... Hand... Masturbating... Heh heh

[commoncents78]

"GOD bless America and no place else!!"

[katherinegonzales82]

get a life! you're rude! freedom of religion mr. offensive.

[bas949]

I can think of thousands of facts why atheists are right

[lolzomgz1337]

@bas949 I'm atheist, and i can't think of one. because there isn't one. We know to little to prove anything about anything.

[bas949]

@lolzomgz1337 the evolution theory proves the bible wrong, so it makes the rest of the bible seem much harder to believe in too

[lolzomgz1337]

@bas949 yeah, but you said you could nave thousands of facts that prove atheism right, or something along those line. Truth is, at a very base level, there is no such thing as fact... at least not yet. The human race has never definitively proven anything about anything. Don't be so quick to judge. Also a theory can't prove things wrong...because it's a theory.

[mpriebe08]

@bas949 tell me one

[bas949]

nonsense

[zoroisabeast]

relax this is a joke noone is this stupid

[ssssaintmarcus]

i say i noe im right bc the bible says im right......ya.....N im GOD....how can i prove it.....i said it. CHECKMATE!

[ssssaintmarcus]

r u serious bro? this vid is definitely a joke.....

[wasentme222]

Christianity makes so much sense though, a virgin had gods baby who then grew up to be murdered by the Romans so you and i could be forgiven for Eve eating that apple she got from the talking snake. Three days later Jesus rose from the dead to tell everybody he was coming back someday to fight the devil, then he flew up to his cloud mansion where he sits in judgement of the gays. Why are you people not getting this?!

[CoolCuz223]

@wasentme222 lol



[landers1983]

@wasentme222 That is fucking epic, so correct and epic, I laughed my ass off!

[stf303]

Well I cant deny his arguments are really convincing. The one about the size of a banana is probably the best proof that god exists. And I also likes the part about pray that has 100% success rate... Awesome!

[arash2369]

that's what religion is all about... verifying itself by itself !

[SomethingCool51]

What I find funny of this thing is how the guy says homosexuality is wrong when he's clearly a fag. xD. also, I HATE ONE SIDED ARGUMENTS -P.S. I'm a Christian

[pscherpenzeel1]

was je maar een beetje meer tolerant

[TheJecos1966]

ummmm??????

[A7XWIHI]

this guy cant be serious lmao

[PrivateLJenkins]

This guy must be fucking horrible at chess.



[nippi9]

so.... over 60% likes on this.... yet atheists make far less than 60% of the population... So I'm thinking 100% of atheists who watched it were smart enough to know it was a piss take and "liked it" and at least 40% of the Christians who watched it were too stupid to realise it was a pisstake and thought it was pro christianity. hahahaha

[SomethingCool51]

@nippi9 hey idiot. its not a percentage of the whole world.. to now, 28,507 people have watched it. It is clear that the people who liked this are atheists or agnostic. Just because there are more Christians than Atheists, it doesnt mean that the ratio of christians to atheists will be consistant for this page. If you're going to deny God's existance, at least take the time to know your shit. Make it worth my while to debate you.

[oliverneet]

@SomethingCool51 better pray and get forgiveness for your tongue. and whatever evil act you might commit lucky ones got the free pass for all sins. why not be christian. go to church on sunday come back beat your kids get drunk and phase everyone out. the answer is simply impossible NO ONE KNOWS! im just tired of rude high horsed christians. all you need is love fuck all the rest bullshit

[FootballFan428]

this has to be fake...

[cullenatorguy]

im pretty sure athiests and agnostics dont hate god

[ArkangelMawwi]

"Because its what the bible says." Lol this guy is so stupid, i cant wait until these fucking stupid ass people die off so we dont have retards bringing opinions like these to intelligent people, its the new age. im not listening to some dude thats been dead for 2000 years.

[drummer4life2014]

I am a Christian and I think this is retarded.

[TacticalSerenity17]

Well......where the hell is my 10 inch cock?

[cullenatorguy]

@TacticalSerenity17 in his ass. he knew youd pray for one so he prayed it would be in his ass

[viewtifuljoe123]

Well... I dunno about you guys but i think I'm going to become a atheist now...

[MrImmoli]

For everyone who thinks this guy is serious, look up his channel "EdwardCurrent"

He's not serious.

[NoneShaltPass]

this is satire... I hope

[15katieelizabeth]

This guy made himself look like a major asshole, fool, prick, and ha, guess what? Arrogant.. Asswipe.. >.>

[Mysskin007]

This guy is cool! Very funny, and accurate way to potray some christians. Not all christians are assfucks. There are just these few pricks who are.

[MrNissenman]

none of your points are valid cuz they depend entirely on believing in god to work, in other words they're biased....also who said that the bible doesn't exist? lol

[jimmyfeitelberg]

is this real...cuse all of this is bullshit...

[MrJerkkeri]

This is parody and if you can't see it, then you must be really stupid. :)

[MiIesTailsPrower]

@MrJerkkeri ~ The only way I'd believe this was a parody is if it said so in some old book written centuries ago. ^_^

[julesario]

Fuck you

[cvsportsplayer11]

Go to his real channel, it is satire, he says so

[jlanghorne424]

if your serious your a fuckin moron....

[freandwhickquest]

You believe that there is a god? Come on WHO WASHED YOUR BRAINS.

Now listen to me there is NO GOD. That's just a mythology. Hahaha!!

[mumbleye]

this guy is a believable christian

[JosaS14]

This video's funny. Christians realize this is sarcasm and are offended. Atheists think this is serious. Wow, dude. Great job at making people mad. I bet it makes you feel warm inside to know that you have people on both sides angry!

[elizaaaa]

This must be a parody.



[Yetaxa]

@elizaaaa It is. A brilliant one at that.

[39Ethan]

Hey man great video, I also happen to be an "on fire for god" kinda guy myself. But if you calling atheist "dumb and diluted" how is that showing gods love to them? Your basically laughing at the blind, when we really should be leading the way. Listen, I am against atheism but maybe we should try "witnessing" to others a different way.

[babyfacefreeman]

@39Ethan Dude, he is an athiest.

[bakerpd4]

people are seriously dumb for thinking this guy is serious. he supports athiesm... he ismocking christians reasonings.god some people are dumb.

[bleesev2]

Satire guys

[TheDeadDudeWalking]

Dear @ElCh3aPo -- give me ONE (that's all I ask) reason (that I cannot refute with reason and logic) why your religion or god are any more legitimate than the hundreds of other religions around the world, and I will begin to consider the arguments you make in this video.

[bakerpd4]

@TheDeadDudeWalking you seriously thought he is supporting christians? he is obviously being sarcstic. he is mocking christians beliefs. -_-

[TheDeadDudeWalking]

@bakerpd4 haha yeah I know, I found out 10 mins later that he was a comedian ^-^'

[Maeryck]

Do you play chess or at the least understand what "checkmate" means? You don't checkmate someone 10 times. It can't happen. A single checkmate is needed to win. Perhaps you would have sounded more intelligent if you had said "We win!" 10 times instead. Let's not even get into your standard fingers your ears attitude about facts and then twisting them around to serve your own needs. BTW Santa Clause is real because "The Night Before Christmas" told me so! :P

[bakerpd4]

@Maeryck dude. youre dumb. obviously its sarcasm... he supports athiesm. he is mocking christians reasoning.-_-

[Maeryck]

@bakerpd4 Seeing as he uses the exact same arguments that theists use, it's not surprising that people will take him serious. I have no inclination to research every single person who posts something on Youtube to see what their intentions are.

[yunalesca56]

Were not "against" god. we just dont believe in him. you cant be against something that doesnt exist.

[Onefleshabiding16]

Seriously? You're an idiot. You can't prove anything you just said, and you're just being a hateful troll. It's people like you that make us Christians look bad.

[ZainOnyx]

Obvious troll is obvious.

[ocelott888]

this is a stand-up comedy?

[taffysaur]

II CORINTHIANS IN YO FACE@

[chucee]

stupid cunt....check mate

[zaksam1234]

why are you people so against God?

[georgio210]

because the analogy of good keeps you ignorant and it is a bronze age joke

[MCrushala]

@zaksam1234 "you people"!!  "you people"!!!! "you people"????!!! I'm not "against" the idea of "god", I just don't believe one exists. Period.

[bleesev2]

@zaksam1234 Because it seems that people who believe god are against us. Maybe not all Christians, but there are definitely those who live in the bible belt of America and who post articles on the internet that do try to deny Atheism. This would be fine, if those Christians gave Atheists a chance to defend there own beliefs. But no, instead, us Atheists are met with childish comments, extreme close mindedness, circular logic, ignorance, arrogance and so on.

[17bdawg]

@zaksam1234 because god is a load of crap and the bible is just a better example for why we believe your religeon is a load of crap

[imita01]

@zaksam1234 And, why are you people so for God?

[warhammer131]

@zaksam1234 I for one am against the open stupidity that many christians show when faced with logical arguments. I dont mind christians as long as they provide a sound, polite argument or rebutle. although our opinions may differ many Athiests don't hate 'god' they just see it as a bit of a backward notion that can now be replaced with modern day tech & science

[robbertverreth]

@zaksam1234 you can't be against something that does not exist

[computersmasher0409]

this is completely byist

all of these answers have no proof

[countrybandboy]

I'm a Christian, but this guy doesn't explain both sides of the arguments very well and gives bad examples for the reasons. Also, at the end of the video, he calls Atheists dumb and diluted, which is not a Christian thing to do.

[Xcerca]

it helps to watch his other videos to see how funny this one is

[flippinllama]

I'm a christian, but was that a joke? half of those claims were circular logic.

[nonoobtubeplz122]

Mocking is all you atheist can come to. Im not going to lie you have good arguements but they dont stand on whats in the bible simply because you atheist never use clear understaing on what you read from the Holy text.

[aaronbartlett]

check and mate

[MrCRM114]

I prayed to retain my seed and my nuts exploded.

[SHKYBOY96]

science: proven test and theorys contless number of times

religion: its written in about 100 diffrent books with dirrent meanings CHECKMATE!

[xXxCh33kyMonk3yxXx]

i didnt mean to double post sry

[xXxCh33kyMonk3yxXx]

i can see how this guy is not saying who's wrong but making it a joke lol

"look how this banana fit into my hand its god who made it like that"

[xXxCh33kyMonk3yxXx]

i can see that this guy is not actually saying who's wrong he's making it a joke lol

[L1zardK1n9]

at the first I actually thought this was a real anti atheism vid...thats how bad religious intolerance is! good vid.

[JASONTRUBY777]

to bad thats not even close to what real christians beleive, but nice try...but im glad you find ways to make yourselves feel better lol

[spartemiou]

First and foremost I'm a christian. Secondly, I found this hilarious! I love it when people show how stupid religious arguements are. The way I see it if you pursue love you will find God. Religion is dead and man-made. Faith is alive and full of love.

[ViktoriaILiana]

there is a thing called SARCASM!the guy is OBVIOUSLY MAKING FUN of "BELIEVERS"

[hellodisco18]

Its funny how nobody noticed that this guys is being EXTREMELY sarcastic.,,.he explains on his channel that hes not a christian and the whole things a joke,,.no clue what his channels called though. haha

[tng4rnt]

stupid idiot..

[Gamelord000]

I can't believe I live in a world filled with people who don't understand this video. I should show this to someone whenever I want to test if they have an IQ above 1 or not.

[griffinp299]

Why do you people think he's being serous? This is a joke.

[cuzimninjalikethat]

This guy is a f*****g idiot! Everything he said was wrong! Like a banana??? Seriously? You wanna explain how a f*****g WATERMELON fits perfectly in your hand??? Just cuz one natural item on earth just so happens to fit in our hand doesnt mean shit!!!

[baggiethomas]

what a prick!

[Conscript69]

checkmate!

[trnrarmy]

your a dumb cunt ! fuck your god and all you stand for your friend the Christian

[asantosh]

another fucktarded guy trying to fool everyone same as the one who wrote the fucking bible...

[pumpstations]

The butthurt in here is so painful. Checkmate! (covered in my video series #7) This just stays hilarious, It's classic. (covered in video #4) We love you Edward Current. (covered in video #2) This is

OH shit, the warden. bye

[sonisphere098]

Prayer has 100% success ????

If that's true where the fuck is my third testicle ? I'm still waiting

[TheFitnessShinobi]

@sonisphere098 becasue you ask with greed, and have negativity inside you, and 2, you ask for what you not not even need.

[TwistedDrummer69]

@sonisphere098 You might have to wait a few more thousand years for that third testicle for evolution to take care of it for you. lol

[babyfacefreeman]

@sonisphere098 God has three answers to prayer: Yes. No. Or wait. I'm pretty sure that He answered yours with a "no".

[AllNightLong3333]

@sonisphere098 Most people turn faith away from god because they don't get what they want

Read James 4:1-3

1 What causes fights and quarrels among you? Don’t they come from your desires that battle within you?

2 You desire but do not have, so you kill. You covet but you cannot get what you want, so you quarrel and fight. You do not have because you do not ask God.

3 When you ask, you do not receive, because you ask with wrong motives, that you may spend what you get on your pleasures.

[sonisphere098]

@AllNightLong3333 i did not read your reply because it was

1 long

2 prechy

3 i was unaware that this video was a joke when i typed my message so anything you have to say about it is redundant

sorry for making you wast your time typing that message

[BorgKing001]

this guy comes across as an asshole because of the sarcasm, he should just be straight 

[JellybabyProductions]

This is more Creationist vs. Atheist... Please don't lump all Christians together with people who think dinosaur bones are a test from God and think the Bible fell from the sky.

[blindbandit44]

Your MOM

[lerox22]

its a joke

[HIVOLTAGEZzz]

Banana's evolved FAILMATE!.

[philyB08]

haha this is exactly how christians act on half the videos i've seen

[pcherniavsky]

u are such a moron

[ale111194]

WTFF?? everything you'r saying has no bases!!!!!!!

To bad a can't dislike more than once

[SuperHippyHater]

IF THE BIBLE SAYING GOD WROTE IT IS ENOUGH TO MAKE IT CORRECT THEN...

2 HOT BLONDE CHICKS WILL COME TO MY HOUSE AND HAVE A THREESOME WITH ME.... STILL WAITING... AND PS I DONT HATE GOD I JUST CHOOSE NOT TO BELIEVE

[HAMofyc]

i know were else that banana fits well

[GoReRoTTedDeAtH]

How can i argue. Hes got me, maybe I was Wrong this whole time. 8 /

[qrfbsca]

1. Atheists don't believe that

[xboxlivepower00]

neither have evidence that they are right

[HeDeliversus]

If you're not an atheist then you and I better have a talk! Christians & Atheists need to stop warring against each other. You all need to get one thing straight...We are all entitled to believe what we want. Atheists - Open your minds and seek out a believer who will talk to you out of love. Christians - We need to stop judging and "pushing" our beliefs down others' throats (Be Christ like and share the truth as He did)

[zigzagzoo12]

If I got a dollar for every Atheist's sarcastic video on youtube...

This video is lame...ding!

[marnozzle]

This guy better as hell be an atheist taking the piss

[TheSmartChild13]

Is this guy sarcastic or not?

[Republica101]

@TheSmartChild13 yes he did

[321Carl2000]

@TheSmartChild13 Sarcastic, it's under the category "Comedy".

[MossyMaster]

Checkmate.

[thesparcle1]

you are rong you piece of shit

send me a email to say if your IQ is 20

dumbass

don´t spill your seed i think you stupid spill you seed every day or more

peace out and god bless fucking

[thisneatsnowman]

@thesparcle1 Normally when you insult somebody's intelligence, you do so in an intelligent manner. Nice grammar, fucktard.

[wobinga7]

@thesparcle1 the guy is being sarcastic

[guy3911]

wait is this guy for real? i cant tell

[TechMeched]

I thought a few of these were funny haha. To be fair, not all Christians are "sola scriptura" and believe that the earth is 5000 years old.

[mihoda]

Checkmate.

[SharinganEye665]

I actually took this guy serious for a moment xD

Than i lol'd.

[Chaz06]

Thank fuck for that, I thought this guy was serious until point no. 6. Very funny!

[MisterGhostedface]

a sin to spill your seed lolololol

[tDude666]

oooohh!

...it's sarcasm.... xD fuck^^ pretty good man!

[supamarkzyxe]

his gay.