LIVE on FIVE - Slutty Girls and Pimpin Guys - Part 1

[TencoYT91]

Lol, I can't even get to round 12 without quitting or dying. 40 would be a life goal for me ^_^

[beefdog]

women cant handle having sex like men do, they get attached and get psychological problems. look at porn stars.

[jessica9809]

You guys have a disgusting view on women. No matter how you look on it its disgusting. Whether your a man or a women. We actually live in 2012 stop being so old-fashioned. Its People like you thats discriminate women.

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[feng03]

@jessica9809 hey guys, we have a shitty lock over here

[MrStyxles]

Weathertop

[thefrownwillgetu]

uh...jenna marbles much?

[iEpicPandaZ]

I agree with Murka and I'm a girl. haha

[MrSteakable]

Ents are the shit... I'll go back to watching the video now...

[GuidesZasuke]

Personally in my opinion a whore is a whore guy or girl. For a guy it looks cool and whatever to some but you can see them as players mostly which are just scum and girls that are with a bunch of other people are just dirty and loose. Sorry but a whore is a whore however you look at it.

[bobcycle67]

Hey luey gueswman(ahhhh retarded commercial)

[pomfan10]

yea girls do have it easy

[Codbug101]

i agree with you murka :) (from a girl)

[Jakerace2live]

i feel you. lots of homo :)

[DeathTheHalls]

Man I've thought the same about this too. Love how girls used to have no rights not that long ago, and now they own us. :O

[ItsAudioworm]

I understand your logic, but I disagree. I don't disagree with what you say as it is perfectly logical and makes sense, but a point of the sexual revolution was to allow women to be sexual, and not have to worry about getting pregnant afterwards.

I don't think you should label people on how many people they sleep with.

[TheHCZI42]

To all those net loving people... Come on. They're trees. It takes them a whole moon phase for them to say a sentence.

[sooppp]

i didnt think about it like that till now, but i understand your reasoning compadre!

[XTimTheEnchanterX]

Taylor, how can you say the Ents aren't badass? Do you not remember the second movie at all?!

[DazedSpartan]

yay

[zigzag8686]

I disagree!!! My clan is the ENTS!

[dz734875]

From my own recent observations of this matter, I think a lot of guys are jealous of the "gatekeeper" power that women posess, especially when the loose girl chooses not to let their key in their supposedly easy lock. And then there is a moral dynamic to the whole argument too. It cannot be denied that society has a certain moral expectation of women that it doesnt impose on men. So, you make a better argument than any I've heard from my dumbass friends, but its still not satisfying.

[dz734875]

I think your argument is interesting. But I think it doesn't properly explain why girls are seen in a negative light for the same behavior. If its about a guy having a harder time to persuade a girl to get with them, it is true that a guy who gets with lots of girls is more impressive because the task is more difficult. But it doesnt follow that the girl should be looked on negatively just for chosing to exercise a power they naturally possess.

[SammyLyo]

I can't believe you said Ents aren't cool!!! :O

[lazyluigi101]

I can understand both viewpoints on the issue. I find it hard to side, to be honest.

[jmole29]

Murka Durkah, will you marry me? FULL HOMO

[ArigatouD]

@jmole29 lololol

[Leggomyhangdown]

1 billion likes is a little bit selfish. I mean, if you got all those likes there wouldn't be enough left for everyone else

[janderson9413]

In The Omen 3, he runs for president.

[CalebAlucardtheHagan]

I think that you're right from a biological standpoint. But in a modern light, I think a women (or a man) ought to be able to "sleep around" free of stereotypes and labels. A girl who fucks a lot of guys is a girl who fucks a lot of guys, not a slut or whore. A guy who fucks a lot of girls is a guy who fucks a lot of girls, not "the man" or some kind of pseudo-pimp.

[p1cKl3buS]

You make really good examples on your topics, fun to listen to:D

[hgatruk]

9:17 WILLLLLLLLLLBURRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[1SV3]

thats alot of subs to be feelin yu...with my penis xD

[NaviJohal07]

I agree

[rossschcheese]

wow that was an amazing argument

[bhulmes124]

i agree with what you said about the sluts you look at things with such logic and you're funny as hell thats why your my favorite commentator! :D

[ylgolfhack]

i feel ya taylor

[BboyGomez14]

how do i turn on add block?

[TheMightyMrPlow]

@BboyGomez14 You have to download it as an extension for Firefox or Chrome.

[Xspdeuce02X]

They wouldn't kill him because he's a child, they couldn't get themselves to kill a child.

[iBaGGH3TTO]

its called weathertop!!! and gandalf gave him the ring because the hobbits were the only race that would be able to withstand the power of the ring. any man or elf would want it for themselves.. thumbs this up so murkah can see :)

[43415uranium]

Amon Hen

[iBaGGH3TTO]

its called weathertop!!!

[mason9tomato]

Dude that Masterkey with the lock analogy is pure genius.

[b2bhabbi]

@mason9tomato yes indeed :D

[jayman19100]

yo bro... you talking bout ma dick

[Eragorn2010]

1080p.... Mother of God ²

[y2kEveryDay]

taylor, as usual, i couldnt agree with you more.

[FascistNewsGroup]

Thanks for giving Satan ideas man.

[hiroxprima]

1080p... mother of god

[volta102495]

haha keys with locks still equaling the form of sex

[GodLee333]

Why the hell is there a Bambi video in the related videos?

[JahDropper]

yup I understand you perfectly, V i'm with him i'm feelin ya

[EccentricBacon]

Im feelin ya taylor.

[umbrezangbreloomrule]

YAY he played five yays =)

[sharkspear1]

next time im dating a girl i come directly to the point and say *wanna see my masterkey*

[maplestory6886]

legolas should get the ring becuz he can slide down stairs on a shield and shoot his bow...now that sir is badass

[dannywatchout]

The Antichrist is supposed to be a good leader who will get lots of praise and support to distract people from Jesus. He is going to be nice and such so people will like him, and then show his true, evil colors.

[cocio8670]

HAHA!! Girls = Locks

[MrFaisaltv]

road to a billion likes?

[xDragonBorn]

frodo got the ring not just because of destiny.  hobbits can withstand the ring longer than the other races thats y golem and bilbo had the ring for so long compared to others

[max131214]

hahahaa yeah man i totaly agree with you!! so true!!

[bbabins45]

you're a genius. I have never thought of it like that

[1337Steed1337]

Ent's are fucking badass good sir.

[1331pickles]

Aragorn is a BOSS

[n0t1337]

I believe jim jefferies said it best

/watch?v=h6UAtYlo7Io

thumbs up so taylor can see

[PentupHostility]

@Disturbed2102 way to stereotype Americans. Not every American is like that.

[jayzee2310]

aggreeeee

[Disturbed2102]

"If you disagree your wrong" Why so American Murkah?

[Roflmonster4343]

I heard that analogy somewhere, where was it?

[aint211]

Awesome analogy! Who would want a shitty lock:?

[abarnybox]

I don't mean to sound like a nerd or anything...and if i do...im really not :P but I think the reason the ring is given to hobbits is cos they are particularly resilient to its powers or its evil or something along those lines :)

[blackangel1326]

That analogy was seriously awesome.

[TheMikeIHD]

Frodo said he'd take the Ring because everyone else was arguing over it. He stood up so it would be done. ILY Murka <3

[rocketmik65]

8:10 its Weathertop, and its gAndalf

[corith21]

I'd like to be a tree.

[ifshit]

will u be my friend XD cause that was the best analogy ever and the best argument eva

[rocketmik65]

i will create 1billion accounts to like this video

[brogan5]

if you jumped through the windoe at 9:19 , then why did you have to open the door?

[brogan5]

i have got to round 29 solo on five before.

[MrBananaJesus]

The bowie knife is your erection...

[ANSANDAND]

While its true Ents arent cool, would you trust a big ass stupid troll? I mean look at the first film in the mines, Frodo outsmarts it by hiding around a pillar...and besides, do Aragorn, Legolas and Gimli really need any help? look at the battle of Helm's Deep for christs sake...they rape the Uruk Hai...

[Icekilla1266]

Dehr Ree-suh

Bow as in Bow and Arrow and Ee

[MrVideosimake]

I agree

[ForeverTheNewbie]

OUMB used that key/lock analogy before.

[TheMrMoonie]

@ForeverTheNewbie and im sure someone used that analogy before him.

[ForeverTheNewbie]

@TheMrMoonie Obviously. I just wanted to point out that OUMB said it before as well. I never said he invented it or anything.

[TheMrMoonie]

@ForeverTheNewbie i understand but alot of the time people go after youtubers for saying they have copied someone else for saying/doing something

[ForeverTheNewbie]

@TheMrMoonie Yeah. I agree. I didn't mean it that way though. It gets annoying when people say someone stole something like that.

It was quite funny at the start of the commentary when he started talking about girls/guys getting laid and I was like "I have an analogy for that!" and then he said it. I then made my comment as I heard it from OUMB.

[MrThe5senses]

u do a really good impression of a girl....

[TheJustTori]

yup im a girl and thats for sure true...

[BlameConor1]

That key/lock metaphor was so filthy!

[10commandments]

taylor i just call the bowie knife the boobie knife its easier

[MusicViaInstrument]

1,500 likes. 8 dislikes. You have our approval. You sexy little owl.

[xfrostyxcolax]

Don't give satan any ideas

[helmet220]

good analogy with the keys!

[RomulusIsRisen]

"If you disagree then your wrong" lol I love you Taylor

[SPARTANB174]

an ENT.... college paper xD

[dajavinator]

I saw the anology on facebook hahah

[FlashyBastard23]

The ents are fucking 50 feet tall and would crush you like a fly. The weakest hobbit, Frodo, even killed a few orcs... So....

[FlashyBastard23]

Nature, brah.

[IPhanto]

Guys I know there aren't 1 billion users on YouTube, but we got this

[CODPivot]

i feel ya bro

[nikolia9z0mbiez]

im feelin u

[HTcobras19]

The anti-christ is the president... 

[QuacKKAttacK]

Frodo got the ring because he was purest of heart! It would take the longest for the ring to take him over compared to the humans, dwarves and elves.

[JewperMarioCousin001]

I feel you.

[ShrineDog51]

good guys got ents and bad guys got orcs, and the ents raped the orcs. so I guess the good guys didn't get something "cool" but they got something that was pretty damn effective

[Exquisits]

You've actually opened my eyes haha

[dogfeet95]

YEAH a new 5 hour energy that other was so old

[xochosinkox]

Thats a lot of likes ur asking for

[Shradestar]

My best round on five is 8.

[linkmaster667]

It legitimately is a double standard because it goes to the point of freedom. When cultural standards deny the right of a person to act in a manner of their choosing that harms no others, that is an unjustifiable restriction on their freedom. Under the doctrine you propose, men are free to make the choice, women are not. Pointing to biology doesn't assist here, because even biology hails variety. By characterising one choice made by women in a negative manner, you deny them any choice at all.

[therealWesley]

Taylor, can I unlock your.. keyhole.. thing.. you know what I mean.

[xBMFxCOMMANDO]

i soo agree

[xboxfreak117]

This video is vey nice, high five!

[Marweezy91]

agree 100%

[danthonywalker]

A billion ratings? Challenge accepted!

[Jackorules123]

i kept expecting the nova guys to keep teleporting at you

[combatarms203035]

@gangstasmif its not a million it a billion

[yomaster12345]

hehehe, reminds me of the saying, "A lock that can be opened by many keys is a bad lock, a key that can open many locks is a good key."

[appellaa]

I'm eating bacon...

[oviemstr822]

i agree



[HobbesJnr]

Gandalf believed Frodo would be uncorruptable and Id enjoy riding a tree so... yeah you my dear friend are wrong because riding trees is badass because trees dont normally walk around whereas trolls could just be big fat peole with leprosy or something so there

[TehKdog]

LOL in the suggestions , TheArabsFucker :D

[gangstasmif]

100 million likes, thats a bit optimistic...

[iAliHD]

@gangstasmif its one billion, wow

[gangstasmif]

@iAliHD im english, so one billion is 1 million millions...

[iAliHD]

@gangstasmif i dont care, it still says 1,000,000,000 not 100,000,000

[iAliHD]

@gangstasmif i dont care, it still says 1,000,000,000 not 100,000,000

[xRoflxSeizurex]

@gangstasmif One million million is as long as a lightyear, so one trillion miles bro.

[gangstasmif]

@xRoflxSeizurex 1 light year is approximately 6,000,000,000,000 miles, which is 6 trillion

[t4eFtw]

"if a key unlocks many locks, its a master key, but if a lock is unlocked by many keys its simply a shitty lock!"-MurkaDurka

[kpforthevids]

I have to disagree with you, i believe Piggy did not deserve to die, he was not in misery! he was dreaming <3

[ShArKeY289]

i heard the key joke b4 but oh well :D

[DGOxR4PID]

i subbed weres my high five?

[harrygamer]

I got to round 46 on solo and then I found out it doesn't affect the leader boards

[TomFordyce]

Because Satan's a paedophile.

[theRnMb00sh]

I agree 100%

[smoovefan360]

why do yo hit them on their balls from 2:34 3:25 then knife them ??? thumbs up if you see that so.......

[barcalars]

@smoovefan360 maximize points.

[smoovefan360]

@barcalarsLOL

[IILarrII]

Gotta put your rant channel in the description ;)

[RyannIsHereee]

TAYLOR WHY DO YOU NOT HEADSHOT

[ARichy5]

ONLYUSEmeBLADE analogy!!! :D

[ethood1999]

2:30 - Me: Don't give Satan ideas... supernatural entities watch YouTube commentaries too... Lawl

[iiTzLaMiA]

star wars is cooler than lord of the rings LIGHTSABERS FTW!

[Unspecials]

GIRL SUBSCRIBERS? AHAHAHAHAHHAHA

[mikeiznowere]

I called my penis THE KEY after this.

[DontserXakaDX]

@mikeiznowere nice to let us know you are two persons in one body :

[OoohAPurpleTurtle]

but why would you say that?! for god sake if we dont call girls sluts everybody would be happier, more people get laid!

[ZackLivestone]

I am outraged by this video Taylor, I completely disagree.

Ents are THE TITS.

[jmverhalle]

we only need 999 998 780 likes left to complete the objective

[imCompfy]

basically, guys are always sluts

[ZackLivestone]

2:42 Seananners troll voice

[someguylovemusic07]

1bil rating pffft thats nothing u should ask for x10 more ;)

[StabbyJoe135]

to be a player you have to be good looking, funny, smart, nice etc. to be a slut you just have to be there and willing.

[HUGGIZ]

I sort of disagree, guys who get with lots of girls are just as bad as girls who get with lots of guys. Either way, people need to learn to keep it in their pants.

[TheSuperSeed]

i get it

[oOoGuy]

As much as I love you, please don't take credit for the 'lock and key analogy'. It's pretty old.

[qawmame]

@oOoGuy he wasn't taking credit for it. people were (incorrectly) crediting him with it.

[oOoGuy]

@qawmame Yeah I kinda read the comments and commented before watching all the video. My bad.

[darkdk666]

I would really like to see Peter Jackson direct a battle between an ent and a troll

[AtomicFire41]

In the words of Facebook, 'a key that opens many locks is a master key. A lock that opens for many keys is just a shitty lock.' you should have said that to that annoying bitch

[m200channel]

HEY THAT ANOLOGY IS LIKE FOUR YEARS OLD NO TAKE CREDIT BAD TAYLOR BAD

[AllanBProductions]

i definitely agree it is a lot easier for girls to get guys then for guys to get girls

[iINSTANTLY]

I'm feelin' ya.

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