Technoviking [high res]

[Tindfoting4evver]

he is soo cool 

[SolingenSword]

That's TechnoViking's little brother in the black pants and black wife beater.

[brianintn]

@ 0:39, i'd came around with that left and bitch smacked that punk for grabbing me like that.

[MinionBuddha]

With that finger He killed Kratos, God, Chuck Norris, Umaga, etc.

[ArebearFTW]

Techno viking doesn't take your shit!

[TheIncaboyII]

hahaha trotel

[Xardas1908]

hahahaah Filmik wyjebany ale szwabski ;/

1:02 to chciał pokazać chyba komuś "Wypierdalaj" hahahhaa

popierdala nieźle ;]

[RiderOfTheGod]

@Xardas1908 takie zjeby tylko w niemczech :P u nas to przynajmniej trochę stylu mają (nic do techno vikinkga, który jest boski)

[Katsuhisa777]

he was a regular viking until the guy with glasses drugged him.

[scassinaentrabarrica]

Adolf Hitler's heir !!

[NKGOW]

0:40 ZUN HAAL VIK

[vcdna1]

Techno Viking will kill you and then he'll dance on your grave.

[k4ZE106]

@corer1983 better not let him hear that ;D

[Bl4ck3n3D]

@corer1983

Yeeaaa right, lets see it.

[Hammylein91]

He is named Thor the Nordic God of Trust and Wealth Reform comes and go like an Viking with an Hammer. Trust in the Hammer and it will not Crush but the Enemy inside....

[rexking35]

he must be from norway! :O

[darthjump]

@rexking35 He must be from SKYRIM!

[BananenBrot484]

Where is he comming from?

[Ryuuzaki053]

@BananenBrot484 Maybe from Germany because this was in Berlin :/

[MikeandSanchez]

seht wie das niedere gesindel um ihn herum schlawenzelt und versucht in seiner gunst zu baden.....

[aldoreshgaramok]

technoviking: HEILEN SIE MICH JETZT.

person1: HEIL.

person2: HEIL.

...

the 1 billionth Chinaman: HEIL.

[HaligonianType1]

Occupy Technoviking.

[krisi192]

hahaha så sykt... NOT!!! -.-

[Morlun91]

Thor does exist! I knew it!

[RickenHOB]

The geek at 1:18 is fucking scared of Techno Viking, so he hands the bottle gently

[TheBirdMamma]

techno viking is only impressive to nerdy people...Smh...i would kick this guys butt! lololololololololololololololo­lolol

[Sockentier23]

the waterbottle makes that the guy who pushed the woman is still alive ;)

[jdommen]

this is great, he is so cool!

[born2rock4life]

is it just me or does it look like somebody took Dance Dance Revolution outside of the Arcades? Mainly the people in the back doing foot steps and calling them dancing.. which is none the less is impressive given how much drugs they're on.

[bergangsta88]

skulle apselut hat noe av det du hadde fåt i deg

[AaronOfRuston]

His pec muscles will put you under hypnosis then he adds you to his army of water fetching dweebs.

[zatanzilla]

Whenever me and my friend see each other at school, we stand still and point at each other like that. Then we walk away causally.

[MrBugfunk]

i bet the waterbottle is now on ebay

[Xc31]

@TriGGlety74 the video is made in 2000, imagine the onslaught!

[NzMagg0t]

anyone else want his water?



[KX125dirtdemon]

AND BAMF WAS BORN

[sauenkalle]

He may is a techno Viking. But He isn't a NORSEMAN!

[SuperMikey661]

i want some of that water!!!

[BlackHatsVier]

2:40  xD

[BlackHatsVier]

2:48 crazy tripp owned

[Onslaughtlol]

Looks like half of the people here are smashed.. lol

[jamjamsterjiggidyjay]

@Onslaughtlol thats almost an understatement :) i would say almost everyone is on E or something else. pretty standard on those parties...

[Xc31]

@jamjamsterjiggidyjay popping pillz like no tomorrow!

[Erik20091113]

Is the darkness from 4:00 intentional?

[spiraling69]

I'd also keep this guy supplied with X and water just to watch his antics...

[ChriStehr]

Retarded music.

[MrJordaanxxx]

This is still so funny! ;D

[scissorphilip]

1:04 touch my girl again and i`ll tear your fucking head off and dance down the street

[djMitef]

@scissorphilip nooo he says : Click The Fucking subscribe button I`m pointing at right now !!!

[thestrid82]

someone should put some george Michael on

[Saxonandproud]

omg look at all the people in the back they must be on some heavy fucking stuff haha there zoned out to fuck

[Motorskallen]

They once made Techno Viking Toilet Paper. But it wouldn't take shit from anybody ...

[glion69]

Chuck Norris' brother...

[ozerataoglu]

If only I could be one percent the man Techno Viking is... :(

[SEALTRIDENT6]

Hail! Aguante el Techno Viking!

[unanutriainfame]

at the beginning techno viking defends a lady! techno viking is e real man! Go techno viking!!!

[Stringyheads]

This guy is worth money are the techno viking t shirts out yet?

[kitty3309]

Drugs are bad, m`kay.

[Opiuth]

Techno Viking says:"peace" and there is World PEACE!

[remute83]

you can buy the second song on beatport.com now!

search for ' Winstan, Noia - Save Change And Exit ' on the label ' Remute ' !

[PassDaMethod]

Technoviking WILL eat your babies and dance with extreme style while doing it.

[SchwoageiMandi]

Also mit dem würde ich mich auch nicht anlegen....der zuckt sicher voll aus !

[karle3434]

Delirioussssss

[BGNRich]

I love that this kind of thing can just go on in the street and nobody seems to mind. People shopping walk on by as if it were ordinary. I'd like my street to be a bit more like that.

[tuxinduluth]

Awesome dude

[JaydeSabbath]

Techno viking points and says with his eyes, "I pillaged and plundered. Don't touch the spoils, halfpint!"

[QuikShotJigen]

2nd Song is Winstan- Save Change and Exit

[Hardstylerz909]

This is my father, actually

[nyckl64]

TECHNO VIKING AND BLUE HAIRED LADY R NOW MARRIED AND MY INLAWS....ROFLMAO

[RaffaHasBrainHerpes]

Boogie all the way to Valhalla. Onward my friend, onward.

[Mellowcakeske]

Can anyone tell me what genre of music this is? I like the drums icm the melody

[kidri0t]

@Mellowcakeske hard techno

[Holczi]

He is my hero!

[willijameson]

Twat

[willijameson]

if he came anywhere near me i'd happily knoch him through the floor. x

[eASTcOASTiVORY]

@willijameson Ahahahahaah you fucking wish man!!!!!!

[4o4osam]

@willijameson Techno viking doesn't "Knock" but he will Kick you ass.

[Funmichi]

@willijameson

[willijameson]

if he came anywhere me i'd happily knoch him through the floor. x

[ThomasHA1982]

HAHA what a gigant DOUCH! :-D

[Jordaanxxx]

When the guy gave him the flyer it threw him off.

[2labem]

he has a deformed arm, the left arm is shorter.

[Airvisionful]

@2labem Omg you should take a look at his shoulders....he's leaning to his right side...



[Airvisionful]

@2labem Omg you should take a look at his shoulders....he's leaning to his right side...thatswhy you think that his leftarm is shorter...

[gapicek]

I NEED TO KNOW THE NAME OF THE FUCKING SONGS PLEASE!!!

[WhiteRabbitTricks]

I bet he works as a yoga teacher during the day

[uprightson]

@WhiteRabbitTricks No silly, he pillages villages during the day, He gives yoga classes on Saturday nights.

[guopeneferozz]

he is the LAW

[lupetto562]

è un grande!!!!!

[atzevviebe]

does anyone know the name of the track?

[guopeneferozz]

@atzevviebe technoviking song is: Panderator - Cruise Control

[GlobalTranceMaster]

Whats the second song starting at 2:05 ? ? ?

[gabbanga]

ne1 know what song this is?



[ericsyutubeaccount]

tis no man

[doomsday19821982]

Technoviking does not dance to the music, the music dances to Technoviking.

[divine604]

HAAAAAAAIL!!!

[guopeneferozz]

@divine604 PVKII ??

[iversion2]

whats the significance of the upside down bottle?

[anthoneycrunch]

Burgerking should make techno viking toys

[gammastag]

Techno Viking is the law

[lodziklocPL]

I hope he didn't die on 2010 LoveParade... and nothing happened to him.

[TheJosh142]

@lodziklocPL What do you mean, Techno Viking is indestructible. Many have tried to destroy Techno Viking but noone has faired against him. For he is Techno Viking, Ruler of Life !

[lodziklocPL]

@TheJosh142 - you heard about 2010 LoveParade stampede? That tragedy? People got smashed and crushed by each other, because there were too many of them in a tunnel, which was an entrance to this party. And thanks to that tragedy, LoveParade isn't going to be organized anymore.

I think that TechnoViking could be on LoveParade, because it was a techno-parade as well as FuckParade was. I wish if he didn't die on that party.

[silveuk]

GOOOOO TEKKKKIE

That guys a celeb and i bet he diesnt even know it

[laurin123]

Who said white men cant dance? :D

[Ultimatinggohr]

Praise the upside down bottle!!!

[cornchips88]

i wonder if hes on ex

[HiGHT87]

@cornchips88 either on that, or guaranteed, speed..

[verynice420]

If you watch this video You automaticaly got served by TECHNO VIKING!!!!

[amaranth7777]

2.22 I'm sure he says something about Valhalla!

[OriginalBrainOC]

@amaranth7777 I'm pretty sure he sais "Halt den Ball flach, alter!" which is German and means something like "keep cool, man..." xD

greetz from Germany

[amaranth7777]

You can tell the dude was gonna try and fight someone...maybe the guy waving/dancing back right...must have had some beer muscles or worse

Technoviking with his beserker stare and godlike dance moves will save us from 2012!

[glockie2010]

its funny noone is looking at him and thinkin wtf are you doin haha

[timmy380]

hahahhaha, am geilsten ist der müde wichser, der ihm die flasche vor die birne hält! haahahahahhaha

[du666]

??????  4:00

[Beakle]

he´s the true opposite of he angry german kid...

HE

IS

the angry german badass techno viking xD

[fevrier191985]

whats the name of the tune being played????

[lodziklocPL]

@fevrier191985 - just search for "TECHNOVIKING song", or for "Sven Taucker mix of Sterile from Lost Planet".

[lodziklocPL]

@lodziklocPL - sorry for second comment, but I want to help the best way I can. I found it hard to get now. But you're still lucky, 'cuz I have that song on my hard disk. If you want, I send you that song on PM.

[omeninc]

yeah.. he roxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

[SuperStadi]

Alder was das denn fürn Gig ? Da renn ja nur Hippies rum! ^^

[Kazaanh]

That girl in a blue hair is a man?

[sleepwalker2001uk]

Legend :)

[1alopezpr]

Name of the 1st tune! is awesome.

[LeslieWolf71]

Technoviking is UFC fighter Keith Jardine.

[AC052273]

why do i see black only after 4:00/10:49?

[NorskTorsk]

@AC052273 it was a trick to get better video quality before youtube got hd

[wakyuz]

@NorskTorsk what kind of trick was that? I rememer people doing that

[LukijanoMinic]

@AC052273 on 05:17 " AAAAAA THERES TECHNO VIKING "

[spiderdog3000]

What does he say at 2:20?

[uglysumo]

@spiderdog3000

civillian: in soviet russia the

Technoviking: SOVIET RUSSIA!??! THIS IS GERMANY!!! *starts dancing*

[Funmichi]

please tell me this is fake!

[hoodedsonny1]

This guy could rape you in his sleep.

[EaglesKid4]

He's like that badass you know at work with a heart of gold, lol. Family Guy reference

[Ostfriese777]

he is a jerk. id like to have the amount of drugs, he had.

[Psquit]

you are jealous because you cant dance like TECHNO VIKING

[TheTweeker79]

@Psquit No one can dance like Techno Viking!!

[corer1983]

you not see Me when i dance, this is sucks

[Bl4ck3n3D]

@corer1983

This definitely does not suck, stop fluffing your ego bro. I can dance better than you so STFU and RESPECT TECHNO VIKING!

[lilithia23]

He's hot!

[warbringerx]

Oh...thats in germany!

[samuraioj]

This shit is so funny...what is this or what r they doing???

[MiniKellek]

It was at the Anti-Loveparade, the "Fuck Parade", i think this was in berlin !

[ikswolgec]

He looks funny but who would step to him & say it lol

[fathom26]

Funny? No, he looks straight Viking!

[dickwater]

This is like a visual Twitter video.. HES GOT FOLLOWERS.

I like how the one guy pm's him a bottle of water and he replies "thx".

[ripo2nd]

hahaha the irish guy in the background with the paddys hat!!!  hahah the irish are everywhere lol

[Densaku]

They<re some people here who seem upset by TechnoViking's attitude at 0:45-55. Are you blind or what?.....Rewind at 0:38. If in a rave a wasted idiot would push & grab uncavalierly a chick in front of me i would said him a word too.

So STFU & behold the power of the Norse God of rave parties.^^

[FizzlNet]

I'm not too sure that is a chick...

[rakuencallisto]

@Densaku

Ya I always thought he was bein this hug dick, but in retrospect, he's just tryin to keep the vibe down so they can keep partying.

[owenisse]

Personally i think this is the most stupid movies i seen, it just gets me depressed! No one can come like that and tell someone to behave while raving. Do you guys know what that could do to a man???

[rakuencallisto]

I LOVE how he just tells some guy to move and he does it, like no questions asked.

[pncoryat]

probably partly because the guy is totally gone on e!! check out 2:40 - 2:54

[MrAlphastyle]

best quality vid!

[keatonreeve69]

hes for sure on exstacy

[megadethmonk]

Seriously, did someone set off an LSD bomb? How is everyone taking this seriously! It is one of the funniest things I've ever seen, and they just follow him like the Pied Piper! He's definitely in control.

[nn11x3]

Yeah, these people are fucked up probably on a mixture of various different drugs. I doubt lsd is one of em though..

although anything is possible.

[phuturephunk]

The best part is after he gives the "I will crush you finger" and starts walking the entire crew just follows, he doesn't even have to signal, they just all start walking.

That's boss!

[rakuencallisto]

@phuturephunk

hahaha i know right, it's like he needs to be followed.

[markeris20]

name of the song 2:10 plz ?

[SnipersScope55]

this guy isntthat ripped i mean hes toned sotra but he should firm up his pecks so thier not flopping up and down while hes danceing and ive seen dudes more rippe d than this guy

[dohertyglen]

are you gay??

[MikeValentine85]

is that cause you look up tons of pictures of Dudes???

[nn11x3]

who cares? he's the techno-viking

[Kultaar]

Stfu, Technoviking could throw your kids into space.

[rakuencallisto]

@SnipersScope55

awesome dude, maybe you should introduce him to your trainer? like seriously waht are you even talking about.. ?