[W2] How do I get B*TCHES?!

[ShortStackClemmensen]

YOU ARE SO ADORABLE!! 

[Teentopfan]

U sound like a black ass man! Lol!

[Vampprincess1998]

urrr not ugly u rrrrrrr so cute.

[rockangelstt]

u have very funny cute lips for an asian :)

[imfullofpersonality]

To the windows

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To the walls

\(• • \)

Sweats Rollin down my

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[EbonyDollable]

Where there is cheese there are rats,

Where ever there are rats there are cats,

Where ever there are cats there are dogs.

If you got the dogs you got bitches.

Bitches Always out to put their paws on your riches.

If you got riches,you got glitches.

If you got glitches in your life computer turn it off and then reboota.

Now you back on. As said by andre 3000

[celo432]

MOTHER OF GOD! I just wanna suck the lips of your face!

[MsBrokencyde112]

"If you got the money, you got bitches."

"If you got looks, you got bitches.":3

[SummerTheAnimeLover]

you are the complete opposite of ugly

[CoconutSandwich]

BISH YOU AINT UGLY. I'LL BE YOUR BITCH. Hell, I'd let you molest me. O,o;

[alisonclaree]

i bet 99% of your subscribers are bitches..

[hello1261803]

YOUR HOT BOY SHUT THE FUCK UP BOY YOU SEXYYY~~ DAMN

[Gleeflabasinga]

what are you saying? you're not ugly!

[iiTheresaOeurnx]

you have big lips :o

[TheAlolexox]

1:41 Ur not ugly....i think you look hot. (^.-)

[CrayonBoxShorty]

Bitches love money!

[Khaliunamarburen]

"If you got the looks, you got the bitches!" "You be back! you be back!" :)

[cherrymacaroon]

hahahaha no over confidence guys!!

[MurderOfSuburbia]

you are not ugly, you are sexy!!!! lol

[Hillery1717]

baby....most of ur viewers are bitches LMAO!!!

[talkindurinthemovie]

It seems bitches are drawn at by biological and environmental needs i.e clothes, food, and the best genes. interesting

[OMGLinnea]

OK HOLD ON, HOLD ON. You are not ugly. I would date you any day, tbh.

[Ewka1987]

you're pretty cool :D

[chocokitty111]

god damn stop saying bitch all the same time ass.

[jenanimefreak1995]

You're not ugly, you get allll the bitches

[maryjaneluv86]

Your'e too funny. I look slow giggling to myself on campus...stop making me look slow.

[thisistinbabe95]

"...she aint comin back."

[BayleighShaw19]

You are in no way ugly! not even close.

[JinxedBeat]

YOU ARE NOW MY INSPIRATION. *_* I'm such a bitch.

[vanshexD]

lol u are so funny

[RawrrBuddy]

69 VIDEOS!! :D Bitches Love 69 ;D lol .. Oh And Your Sexy Ass Of Course loll

[jfsd21]

how did i even get here?

[lexallrose]

LMFAO I can't breathe!!

[bluecreambunnymomiji]

bitches loves smiley faces

[cherry17jul90]

this video is very offensive to women

and i really think that it's stupid

!!

[ShirenNnr1]

how come I havent seen this cuteeeeee before??:(

I GOT I NEW FAVORIT<33

[vanyisthebestbitch]

@ShirenNnr1 shut up bitch

[ShirenNnr1]

@vanyisthebestbitch  hehehe yah Im the bich, look at youre username, smartaaaasss!!:D

[theory816]

beetches love to be called beautiful :)

[haw1409]

i want to kick your ass!!=))

[alyssaPaige81296]

you are very attractive.

[HOTTERthanaHOTpocket]

you're so cute xD ahaha

[DubuLoving]

Your soo FUNNY XD

[DubuLoving]

haha u just stopped making the videos! haha still awesome XD

[myKoreanchopstick1]

1:15 EDWARD?!?!?!?

[CarolineACG]

You have 69 videos OwO

[LeoJelloAndAnaHearts]

@CarolineACG I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO NOTICED. THANK GOD.

[CarolineACG]

@LeoJelloAndAnaHearts

AHAHA I notice that on every account xD

[97jaygirl]

@CarolineACG YES! iv been meaning to comment or say this somewhere for AGGESSS now!!! finally! someone else noticed!! :D

[CarolineACG]

@97jaygirl AHAHA

I notice that on every account xD

[yumixgurl]

Y did you use the word B****** >.<

[blkgnuz2007]

Alps Cru - Just Can't Explain

[262gleek]

how do you get bitches by a girl dog

[xxMyHeartBreaker]

AWWWWWW OKAYYY.

[Patzorz1]

you have sexy big lips :)

[superasiangirl100]

i though if you think you all that then your a jerk i dont know p.s dude your not ugly your not broke your a hot ass guy to us

[jenniferstarrysky]

awwww ur not ugly :'>

[VickkyChaan]

You deserved a new subscriber, bitch. Because bitches likes new subscribers.

[lujinki]

youre not ugly, like you said with the (Like me) thing... plus ur side profile, o m g.

beauty.

[ananguyen1226]

Lol you tha shit

[xXxbatlover13xXx]

Man, you are the shit.

[Itachirandamu]

im too bright xD

[MrCiprianin]

damn sounds like me

[KenyanprideKangPeris]

Hesaid it 22 times (yes i counted cause i have no life jk)

[Ilyanna28]

You're soo not ugly. Actually, you're side profile is absolutely gorgeous.

[NanaHere4U]

See this shades. Wear them. I'm to bright for you. *covers face* hahaha

[Taeminnielover97]

I counted and you say Bitches 21 times in the video. ;) Good Job. :P

[JesterQP]

"wear the shade, i'm too bright" lmao

[alieja63092]

true! bitches do love money and confidence. The ugliest dudes have the most confidence & the most bitches! its crazyyyy.

[chewy1082]

not a bitch but would go with you ;)

[RAWRgoesRITA]

you're actually a great actor hahaha!

[lovelyylife]

bitch=girls equal not nice to hear -.-

[TokyoApartment]

@lovelyylife

i'm a guy and i actually agree with you

[xobabiivietswt]

You not ugly!! not by a mile!

[realemolove]

you not uuugly you just have big lips : (|)

[Lilbluerocket]

if i was a guy, this would be how i get bitches, I would treat them right, be friendly, and smile , smile, at them. and see what happens, based on their own reactions i would do something else.

[StoleMyOwnUsername]

Comments. 'Cuse bitches love comments.

[sakura1353]

lol funny.....lolz n u aint ugly u smexy xD

[RafyMac]

dude wtf you think like me

[bichitafea]

your not ugly your hott XD

[TheElenaluv]

@bichitafea that is so ture

[BekahT2038]

If bitches love clothes why don't they ever wear any?

[myusername94]

@BekahT2038 Tahaaha

[MusicAddiction88]

41 bitches disliked this.

but i counted 21 ._____.

[ghiamariel13]

he said bitch/bitches 21 times. I counted. xD correct me if I'm wrong. xD

[shyazngrl0302]

@ghiamariel13 lol thats what i got!! XD

[iLenalee1]

LOOOOOL 'it's too bright!'

[sweetberry1997FJ]

haha that was funny xD

[alydohlove]

Kikwang+Jonghyun(:

[dominoeangel]

True.

If you want just a "bitch" and not a lover...than follow this advice

[Anime4Life797]

For a split second there, I thought you kinda looked like Ki Kwang from B2st... o_o

[IdBeRebecca]

i am a girl, and my point of view; Clothes; NAH. Food; YAHH.

[ilelia]

David you said bitches or bitch about 21 times good job :D

[myusername94]

bitches love money, that's why I'm working my minimum wage job taha

[tastedarainbow96]

I'm a bitch, i love you, so therefore, bitches love StillNotDavid

[TheClearlee12]

i just notice how long your fingers are... :O  jk but they are.

[chesurecat]

the amount of times you say bitches XD

[CozmoLeo]

@chesurecat He said bitches = 20 times

[Obsessofy]

But you're the TOTAL opposite of ugly o-o

[nkaozouaher10]

Dayum. I'm a bitch. XD

[RamenSuuup]

When you said "sonotdavid" i thought you were speaking Korean LOL

[Mikirono23]

I need a friend like you! your my dream friend *subscribes* :)

[teddyteddy2991]

your so cute and this video made my day lol

[bunniehoney]

I think by bitches...he means the Bitchy girls lol.

[xAnnaxBbyx]

the way you say okay hi <3

[RayGlorious]

LMAO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i love you !

[deeclear]

You are adorable but this is hilarious!!!

[ChAoTiCxBoOm]

Do a video reaction on "The Boys " by Girls Generation.

[KuzonLi]

"Ay let me buy you drink." I thought you were broke.

[NerdyAngel00]

rofl. shh...you see this, this is money

meanwhile he's holding 1 dollar bills. XD

[CyreckX]

@StillNotDavid David, Gamme your starcraft 2 info >:p

[Raigaara]

He only said bitches 21 times

[xNakashima1992x]

@Raigaara lol, u counted?

[lifeDotGov]

Fuck i'm sexy. fucking.. fuck. u mirin jaw brah?

[ojiverdeconfleco]

"See the shades? wear them, cuz I'm kinda bright now". HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SERIOUSLY

[MrYingnyang]

Do how to kill

[MrYingnyang]

Lol this is the shit! :p

[lazybumxshikamaru]

it's called sarcasm, bitches.

[7LenaVKillss7]

David, you are so bright, there is a lot of uv race in you :D

[SimpliiVH]

your beautiful

[TheFrappuccinoHead]

Your lips look like Kikwang's :3

[funnybuddies174]

@TheFrappuccinoHead OMG! They do! LOL! I love Kikwang<33

[koollilac1225]

next week do smth about steve job

[adpkpop94]

i "lol"ed every time he said bitches xD

[iwalkalone92]

I want to count how many times you say "bitches".

[hksxskyline]

you have some fatass monkey lips lol..

sorry I had to point it out..

[CRiiSTaL1LoVe]

is*

[CRiiSTaL1LoVe]

Also, it seems like no one has any idea what sarcasm has xD

[CRiiSTaL1LoVe]

lol All these little girls in this comment don't know how to handle a joke. Seriously? Grow up, bitches. This coming from a girl. :)

[Amylovesfood]

@CRiiSTaL1LoVe Yehh!

[smackyasilly]

LOL, people need to learn how to take a joke.

[merongzee]

@X0Siren18XO i dont get how having an opinion is being a extreme feminst. am i not allowed to have opinions?! am i not allowed to call guys assholes when they call girls bitches?!

[parodysubbingproject]

ahhh, the funniest things have an element of truth - bitches do love money, good looks, and confidence :p

[gongjuah]

KIKWANG'S LIPS OMG

[toytoy1692]

"bitches" don't like it when you call them bitches that's why you get none -____-

[Myrikai]

YES YOU'RE SAYING "OKAY HI" AGAIN

It's so cute :P I was really missing those from your earlier videos

[LiaQueTeaEs]

BiTcHs love MONEY

BiTcHs love FOOD

BiTcHs love GOOD LOOKING DUDES

[sosanmia3]

Dude..... you are not ugly. =,=

[ChAoTiCxBoOm]

Next week do a music review on either, SNSD's Mr Taxi, 2ne1's Can't Nobody, or BEG's Sixth Sense. Or do all of them! It would be funny.

[turnandburn4life]

I hope yall know that he's probably not totally serious in this video.

[mevriah]

LMAO. I loved the parts where you were like 'bitches love money/clothes/food etc.'

[lellidesu]

You really remind me of a mix of Kikwang from B2ST, Niel from TEEN TOP and Changmin from 2AM~ ^~^

[CocainexenioreH]

@lellidesu Oh my goodness, I just thoungh the same! he looks like the older brother of Niel, and Boyfriend twins Young Min and Kwang Min. XD

[lellidesu]

@CocainexenioreH I KNOW RIGHT!!! I didn't see the twins in him until you mentioned it now! :D anyway if he has so much goodness in him, hes the best.

[aznduelist]

More like a video on how to get slapped by a billion womennn lolol

[cheesesmiles]

how to get smacked: by calling a women a bitch--

[HaveFaithGodIsWithUs]

Like you asked : IDEAS: how to get a six pack, Illuminati/Judgement Day, Michael Jackson murder trail: Conrad Murray, baby momma drama, first dates do and do nots, how to keep a girlfriend/ how to know if a guy/girl likes you, DANCE-OFF :0, college partying, how to win a fight, gays/ lesbos marrying, US elections for president.

 hope it helped.

[Pbuddhafull]

disregard women, acquire currency

[hatsaharu212]

LMFAO - this made my day ... I absolutely love your videos !

[greensakura1987]

David can call me bitch anyday.

[xxenme]

lol i think like 90% of ur viewers r "bitches" :}

[thepwner7]

dude u got big ass lips!

[funnybuddies174]

If a guy went up to me and started his sentence with the word bitch, I'd smack that bitch.

[mcrfreak2005]

lol I don't know how I feel about you using the term bitches (xD) but it was funny

[visualbeans]

You have really nice fingers! xP

[sawahxpooh]

do you get ur eyebrows waxed, bitch?

[xLovesMusic21]

LMAO. I Love how every other word is like b*tches LOLOL.

[smileyfrown6]

if ur so confident then why didnt u go get that vietnamese girl? <xD

[kelseybieberful]

how are you ugly? your hot (;

[LOLPineapples]

HE'S BEING F*CKING SARCASTIC. CALM YOURSELVES.

[latina4121]

"bitches love moneyy, bitches love clothes, bitches love to eat, bitches love good looking man" lmao that was hoe-larious ! xD

[warieye]

Whats the definition of a b*tch..?? O.o and why would guys rather get them than decent females?? weird world.. :S

[Crossovahh]

@warieye Hotter girls who receive a lot of attention tend to be conditioned into being bitches. They also tend to be better in bed.

[xAsiahooD]

And for god sake @mymyspoon and @merongzee, listen to what david said the first 20 sec of the video... -.- ignorant girls

[xAsiahooD]

I know right, what's this "don't regard woman as bitches" bullshit &? Not like we mean you are bitches

[iattackgnomes]

Ah, you never fail to make me laugh:D

[sneakysam2901]

The only true thing he said in this video is "Bitches love food".

[BlessedAshley4kc]

your too funny xD cute too.

[NanaHere4U]

Lol! " you needa where these I'm just to bright! "

[marinatoad]

yep, he can have me. n_n