Phil says noobtubing is "not playing the game" and "no skill required'" in CoD. In Crysis, what he's doing right now, cloaking away, is no skill. I love his vid but this is retarted.
Alright, I know I said that Phil can use cloak as much as he wants, but he's doing it to the riduculus point. (Sorry, don't know how to spell it.) I mean sure, I do use cloak mode all the time, but I moatly use it to stealth kill or get the drop on enemies. I also use it when they're enemies all around me in a desperate attempt to get away from them. Phil just skips them all which I think is crazy and stupid. Why play the game if you're not gonna play it? Whatever. I just think it's a waste.
WTF YOUTUBE?!?!?!?! why the hell did they just force me to make a google account?! i fucking hate google. why did i just spend 10min. making an account i would NEVER use.
You guys are kidding, right? You don't even a thousand dollars for a gaming computer, unless it's a completely top-notch high end one. I got a laptop w/ i5 460M, 4gb, ATI 5650, 17in for only $650...
@ZAIPIPA Wah wah wah. Why do you think everyone hates you PC gamers? It's not as if there being a console version is making the PC version any worse. You're just a bunch of arrogant pricks
@joevictor53 And you're ignorant to think I'm a PC gamer. I'm nowhere close to being a PC gamer, but I know when something is better on PC than it is console, and vice versa, I.E: Unreal Tournament, Quake, and Left 4 Dead.
@ZAIPIPA Fine, I know that too. But just because one version is superior, that doesn't mean no one else should be allowed to play it. My life doesn't revolve around games so I won't be spending thousands on a PC that'll be out of date by the time I install the game on it but I'd still want to try Crysis 2.
@joevictor53 Forcing the consumer to get a watered down version of a game is never a good thing though IMO. Battlefield 3 for PC will be leaps and bounds better in terms of the scale of multiplayer battles. That's a deal breaker for me.
@ZAIPIPA How are they forcing us? Are they holding a gun to my head and telling me to buy Crysis 2? Sure the PC version may be better but we get what we pay for. You spend thousands on a PC while we spend hundreds on a console. You'll get amazing over-the-top graphics for games like Crysis and we'll get awesome exclusives like LBP, Uncharted, Heavy Rain, Alan Wake, Halo, Gears, Gran Turismo, Forza, etc. for staying "loyal" to a console company
@joevictor53 If you're strictly a console gamer and you want the best experience that a game has to offer out of a game like Battlefield 3, you're being forced to play it on console if you don't have the money to upgrade your PC. Thousandths of dollars? lol Not in this country pal. It shouldn't cost you no more than a few hundred dollars to upgrade your PC from its current state (same as buying the latest console).
All I'm saying is that the consoles usually get the inferior versions. Period.
@ZAIPIPA Sorry but why do you assume everyone's in the US? I do have the money to upgrade my PC. I'm just not that obsessed with really amazing pointless graphics. I'm happy with Uncharted, Killzone, God of War level graphics. I'm even okay with games with worse graphics as long as the gameplay and/or story are good.
@joevictor53 I never assumed you lived in the U.S. lol
Listen, I'm not just talking about graphics. Graphics don't make or break a game. I'm talking about graphical glitches, detail, gameplay, frame rate, and everything else in between. Not to mention that games like Unreal Tournament and Left 4 Dead have user created mod support on the PC versions while the most console gamers get is DLC that they have to pay for. Graphics mean ASS is the game is buggy.
@joevictor53 If you're spending anything over a thousand dollars for a PC that can't run this game by the time it's out, you are not only building it wrong but just got ripped off. I spend $1300 on a completely new rig, it's not even two weeks old yet, and it runs this game like a charm and it's not even an Enthusiast setup.
@joevictor53 Of course it makes the games worse. Have you ever played Gears of War on Windows? Don't kid yourself. It's difficult to code for PC than it is for consoles, arrogance has nothing to do with it.
@FatalFist Of course it's arrogance. PC gamers always think they're better than any console gamer. I haven't played Gears on Windows but that's a different game. Crytek said that the 360/PS3 version wouldn't mean the PC version would be dumbed down. So what's the problem? Nothing. Not all of us are rich bastards with £2000 PCs so we'll buy it for consoles. Us buying it for consoles isn't going to somehow magically make the PC version crappy.
@joevictor53 You trying to justify arrogance only proves your ignorance. PC gamers have to adapt quickly because the tracking ability and versatility of a mouse and keyboard always beats controller. If you want to buy a console to simplify your gaming, that's your prerogative but don't go on a tirade over a PC gamer who CAN afford their shit.
@FatalFist Being... a snob? I know that the mouse is much better, but consoles aren't for simplification, their for price, and just because someone isn't as rich as you, does not give you the right to be a snot. I'm all for PC gaming, I own a PC, thats ok, can't play this shit. and I own a PS3. But its people like you that give a reason to hate PC players.
@FatalFist Being... a snob? I know that the mouse is much better, but consoles aren't for simplification, their for price, and just because someone isn't as rich as you, does not give you the right to be a snot. I'm all for PC gaming, I own a PC, thats ok, can't play this shit. and I own a PS3. But its people like you that give a reason to hate PC players.
@jjja494 Consoles are easier to code and design for because of their simplicity, it's a simple fact you're just going to have to realize and deal with it.
Sorry your mad about the reality but it just goes to show you have no tech experience.
@justmedawg Of course I would. Gears Of War PC was a prime example of a console game that NEVER should've went to PC. Same thing for Halo 2. Both were shitty on PC. They were playable, just as Crysis 2 is on console, but they just didn't measure up.
Its a good game , thing is its pretty much made to play it like however ya like , so technically if you dont feel like fightin you can try to circumvent it then .
Also i would recommend the PC version makes it easier to aim and control the suit with the keyboard and mouse . I managed to pull off some rly sweet moves thanks to it .
@rapturjesuss It's called "strategy." Some people run and gun, others stealth kill, he just avoids conflict completely. If you want to see how the game works for YOU, then buy it and play it YOUR way, not watch someone else play it their way.
@rapturjesuss are you for real? you could at lerast be grateful hes doing videos of this, hes probably skipping every batle because he is frustrated with it. everyone one here is a freaking fanboy of crysis, like halo but the fan base is bigger, so im probably going to get hate for this, bring it on.
This gameplay video was his worst video ever. He clearly doesn't play FPS games often. He's terrible in them. He's like the worst FPS player i've ever seen. Other than that it's ok.
@rapturjesuss the game is for the smart player sometimes figthing is the best choice or sneaking depends on the player and the tactics thath suits you but this game is realy good play it on veteran or supersoldier if you want to see it in its full potential
Why do you care what gun you use? You never use it!
magicwake123 6 months ago
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"You can give the lecture on route."
"This way, LET'S G-"
Lucios1995 8 months ago
phil: oh shit *honda hits him is the face*
me:dam thats got to hurt
whitewolf56100 10 months ago 3
phil: oh shit *honda hits him is the face*
whitewolf56100 10 months ago
damn you honda!!!
whitewolf56100 10 months ago
Phil is actually pathetic at Crysis 2.
millionseven 10 months ago 4
Phil says noobtubing is "not playing the game" and "no skill required'" in CoD. In Crysis, what he's doing right now, cloaking away, is no skill. I love his vid but this is retarted.
nukebomby100 10 months ago 3
Someones a little trigger happy..
depressedroguegoth 10 months ago
This is literally a "walk"-through XD
supadupaflyee 11 months ago 4
9:10 epic evil laugh
irongiant0 11 months ago
Alright, I know I said that Phil can use cloak as much as he wants, but he's doing it to the riduculus point. (Sorry, don't know how to spell it.) I mean sure, I do use cloak mode all the time, but I moatly use it to stealth kill or get the drop on enemies. I also use it when they're enemies all around me in a desperate attempt to get away from them. Phil just skips them all which I think is crazy and stupid. Why play the game if you're not gonna play it? Whatever. I just think it's a waste.
Gamefan113 11 months ago 7
Does this game ever end? I thought 15 parts ago it'd end. But it keeps going.
jetliigor 11 months ago
WTF YOUTUBE?!?!?!?! why the hell did they just force me to make a google account?! i fucking hate google. why did i just spend 10min. making an account i would NEVER use.
GamertagIsTURTLER9 11 months ago
My god , its annoying when you talk while the story in the game is progressing , its impossible to listen to what they have to say
FlowTraceur 11 months ago
He was doing good than it got horrible again. This is pathetic and NOT ENTERTAINING.
someperson111 11 months ago
GIANT BLACK DICK oh noooooos
codebman 11 months ago
and you say you are a hardcore gamer... hahaha
JeffDahmer 11 months ago
Phil it's not even funny you're skipping these battles. It's fucking boring to watch you just stroll past battles.
kelvinoalbino 11 months ago
does any one else see the ceph at 7:40-7:47 over the bridge
MrShadowtruth 11 months ago
even a LOW END pc is way more powerful than a 'current' gen console. idiots...
seriously, i played dragon age 2 in full hd on a 3 year old pc and it looked so much better than what i saw in Phil's playthrough.
and don't get me started on those console loading times rofl. I couldn't even read the tips because it loaded so fast.
You guys like getting effed in the butt? fine by me but don't tell us we're getting effed harder.
zckmn 11 months ago
What you upload on youtube graphics is completely different than watching the game on your tv.
jetliigor 11 months ago
"Look at this large phallus in front of my face."
riceball23 11 months ago
HOLY CLOVERFIELD! xD! God, Phil sure knows how to make you take a laughing fit xD
28Crimes 11 months ago
worst fucking playtrough ever... just rushes trough everything -.-''
johnisinbrasil 11 months ago 5
You guys are kidding, right? You don't even a thousand dollars for a gaming computer, unless it's a completely top-notch high end one. I got a laptop w/ i5 460M, 4gb, ATI 5650, 17in for only $650...
NaviNeytiri 11 months ago
@NaviNeytiri People can buy a console that plays games well enough for half the price...
eagles980 11 months ago
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I always liked ur whoa
iLlNeSS108 11 months ago
LOL Phil it said hold x to grab xD
BulletinXRights 11 months ago
how did i know they were gona drop a nuke on Manhattan
MrFNWO1 11 months ago
THIS IS BETTER THAN THE RIDE AT 6FLAGS XD
LegosDoctor 11 months ago 40
phil play battle los angeles
LegosDoctor 11 months ago
Come on Phil fight
SuperSCORPIO12 11 months ago
@SuperSCORPIO12 Technically you're supposed to run through it, it's a gauntlet.
FatalFist 11 months ago
This game has no business being on ANY console.
ZAIPIPA 11 months ago
@ZAIPIPA meh, its ok. the true experience is on PC, that fact is good enough for me
kungfufreak360 11 months ago
@ZAIPIPA Wah wah wah. Why do you think everyone hates you PC gamers? It's not as if there being a console version is making the PC version any worse. You're just a bunch of arrogant pricks
joevictor53 11 months ago
@joevictor53 And you're ignorant to think I'm a PC gamer. I'm nowhere close to being a PC gamer, but I know when something is better on PC than it is console, and vice versa, I.E: Unreal Tournament, Quake, and Left 4 Dead.
ZAIPIPA 11 months ago
@ZAIPIPA Fine, I know that too. But just because one version is superior, that doesn't mean no one else should be allowed to play it. My life doesn't revolve around games so I won't be spending thousands on a PC that'll be out of date by the time I install the game on it but I'd still want to try Crysis 2.
joevictor53 11 months ago
@joevictor53 Forcing the consumer to get a watered down version of a game is never a good thing though IMO. Battlefield 3 for PC will be leaps and bounds better in terms of the scale of multiplayer battles. That's a deal breaker for me.
ZAIPIPA 11 months ago
@ZAIPIPA How are they forcing us? Are they holding a gun to my head and telling me to buy Crysis 2? Sure the PC version may be better but we get what we pay for. You spend thousands on a PC while we spend hundreds on a console. You'll get amazing over-the-top graphics for games like Crysis and we'll get awesome exclusives like LBP, Uncharted, Heavy Rain, Alan Wake, Halo, Gears, Gran Turismo, Forza, etc. for staying "loyal" to a console company
joevictor53 11 months ago
@joevictor53 If you're strictly a console gamer and you want the best experience that a game has to offer out of a game like Battlefield 3, you're being forced to play it on console if you don't have the money to upgrade your PC. Thousandths of dollars? lol Not in this country pal. It shouldn't cost you no more than a few hundred dollars to upgrade your PC from its current state (same as buying the latest console).
All I'm saying is that the consoles usually get the inferior versions. Period.
ZAIPIPA 11 months ago
@ZAIPIPA Sorry but why do you assume everyone's in the US? I do have the money to upgrade my PC. I'm just not that obsessed with really amazing pointless graphics. I'm happy with Uncharted, Killzone, God of War level graphics. I'm even okay with games with worse graphics as long as the gameplay and/or story are good.
joevictor53 11 months ago
@joevictor53 I never assumed you lived in the U.S. lol
Listen, I'm not just talking about graphics. Graphics don't make or break a game. I'm talking about graphical glitches, detail, gameplay, frame rate, and everything else in between. Not to mention that games like Unreal Tournament and Left 4 Dead have user created mod support on the PC versions while the most console gamers get is DLC that they have to pay for. Graphics mean ASS is the game is buggy.
ZAIPIPA 11 months ago
@joevictor53 If you're spending anything over a thousand dollars for a PC that can't run this game by the time it's out, you are not only building it wrong but just got ripped off. I spend $1300 on a completely new rig, it's not even two weeks old yet, and it runs this game like a charm and it's not even an Enthusiast setup.
FatalFist 11 months ago
@FatalFist I was over-exaggerating, jeez. What's with you people taking things too literally?
joevictor53 11 months ago
@joevictor53 Of course it makes the games worse. Have you ever played Gears of War on Windows? Don't kid yourself. It's difficult to code for PC than it is for consoles, arrogance has nothing to do with it.
FatalFist 11 months ago
@FatalFist Of course it's arrogance. PC gamers always think they're better than any console gamer. I haven't played Gears on Windows but that's a different game. Crytek said that the 360/PS3 version wouldn't mean the PC version would be dumbed down. So what's the problem? Nothing. Not all of us are rich bastards with £2000 PCs so we'll buy it for consoles. Us buying it for consoles isn't going to somehow magically make the PC version crappy.
joevictor53 11 months ago
@joevictor53 You trying to justify arrogance only proves your ignorance. PC gamers have to adapt quickly because the tracking ability and versatility of a mouse and keyboard always beats controller. If you want to buy a console to simplify your gaming, that's your prerogative but don't go on a tirade over a PC gamer who CAN afford their shit.
FatalFist 11 months ago
@FatalFist Being... a snob? I know that the mouse is much better, but consoles aren't for simplification, their for price, and just because someone isn't as rich as you, does not give you the right to be a snot. I'm all for PC gaming, I own a PC, thats ok, can't play this shit. and I own a PS3. But its people like you that give a reason to hate PC players.
jjja494 11 months ago
@FatalFist Being... a snob? I know that the mouse is much better, but consoles aren't for simplification, their for price, and just because someone isn't as rich as you, does not give you the right to be a snot. I'm all for PC gaming, I own a PC, thats ok, can't play this shit. and I own a PS3. But its people like you that give a reason to hate PC players.
jjja494 11 months ago
@jjja494 Consoles are easier to code and design for because of their simplicity, it's a simple fact you're just going to have to realize and deal with it.
Sorry your mad about the reality but it just goes to show you have no tech experience.
FatalFist 11 months ago
@ZAIPIPA could say the same for ANY console exclusive that went to PC afterwards :P
justmedawg 11 months ago
@justmedawg Of course I would. Gears Of War PC was a prime example of a console game that NEVER should've went to PC. Same thing for Halo 2. Both were shitty on PC. They were playable, just as Crysis 2 is on console, but they just didn't measure up.
ZAIPIPA 11 months ago
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who the fuck wants to just sit here watch you cloak?
Bftskon 11 months ago 12
@Bftskon they watch for the commentary
YUGIOHZEXAL5D 11 months ago
@YUGIOHZEXAL5D and who is they?
jacash93 11 months ago
@jacash93 dsp fans
YUGIOHZEXAL5D 11 months ago
@Bftskon I`m just watching to see if this game is good enough to pick up, but Phil is not helping so much by skipping almost every battle.
rapturjesuss 11 months ago 29
@rapturjesuss its worth it for the multiplayer alone. most intense mp ive played..no shit. Lag Ops plays like a wii game after being on this.
rynodmb340 11 months ago
@rapturjesuss
Its a good game , thing is its pretty much made to play it like however ya like , so technically if you dont feel like fightin you can try to circumvent it then .
Also i would recommend the PC version makes it easier to aim and control the suit with the keyboard and mouse . I managed to pull off some rly sweet moves thanks to it .
Greatdictator 11 months ago
@rapturjesuss It's called "strategy." Some people run and gun, others stealth kill, he just avoids conflict completely. If you want to see how the game works for YOU, then buy it and play it YOUR way, not watch someone else play it their way.
TheUncompatible 11 months ago
@rapturjesuss are you for real? you could at lerast be grateful hes doing videos of this, hes probably skipping every batle because he is frustrated with it. everyone one here is a freaking fanboy of crysis, like halo but the fan base is bigger, so im probably going to get hate for this, bring it on.
drkbowers 11 months ago
This gameplay video was his worst video ever. He clearly doesn't play FPS games often. He's terrible in them. He's like the worst FPS player i've ever seen. Other than that it's ok.
jetliigor 11 months ago
@rapturjesuss the game is for the smart player sometimes figthing is the best choice or sneaking depends on the player and the tactics thath suits you but this game is realy good play it on veteran or supersoldier if you want to see it in its full potential
TheHardAlways 9 months ago
@rapturjesuss there are hundreds of other playthroughs you know
jordan3802 4 months ago
@Bftskon ....
MrOpalPwns 11 months ago
@Bftskon
do you rather watch him die many times and complain?
tearitup100 11 months ago
@tearitup100 I would. More entertaining than cloaking. His complaining is actually funny at times.
nukebomby100 10 months ago
lol!
012ryz 11 months ago
Fuck yo couch first
Sayhi2ma4me 11 months ago
yeah... anyone will be mad ^_^
innavoiG 11 months ago
YAY!!!!
xGeneralGrievousx 11 months ago
umad first fags?
MrTheNib 11 months ago
@MrTheNib no
Gmod4ThaWin 11 months ago
@Gmod4ThaWin K.
MrTheNib 11 months ago