Opie and Anthony talk about Kansas woman stuck to a toilet.

[TronaldDump420]

was he pissing and shitting on her cause where else wold he go

[Nxtl68]

The guy plead no contest to mistreatment of a dependent adult.

[nosrep09]

heh. Usually when people are stuck somewhere eg. in a lift for two days, I fret about how do they use the toilet?! This story calms me.

[alifelesscritic]

enabler par ex

[yayyyzzz]

doug's gf is da crazy? :o

[PixelPariah]

The brought in a rescue team? They should have brought in a swat team and took the crazy cunt out.

All the dumb bitch had to do was lift her ass off the seat at least once every couple days, but apparently that was too much to bear.Shoulda left her there so people could laugh and throw things at her as she slowly starved to death.

[EuphoriaMusicSession]

some people make Kansans look like retarded degenerates...

[sutschek414]

@EuphoriaMusicSession i think more like alot of people

[moepippy]

Imagine if she got pregnant, after nine months, had a baby and it fell in the toilet and drowned because she refused to get off. think about it

[Vurdox]

Sounds like stanhope in the beginning at :20

[Jeonlyep]

Yea, Doug was in studio that day.

[BJZnRPZ]

christ i would like to see the pictures of this shitting idiot.

[tuktuktok]

HOLY SHIT. Doug Stanhope! I was already swearing why isn't this guy on the show. THE MAN. So glad to find a clip in which he is in!

[jamescv572]

iv been on the toilet for 2 days b4 but 2 years she is fuckin crazy

[Pr0jectWeird1605]

lol I remember hearing about this chick.

I think after oh, 3 days, id get that silly cunt off the toilie.

2 years is too much

[protuberance]

"Wouldn't she get chilly?"

[martyboi000]

Doug FUCKING stanhope!

[Redbob86]

That had to mess with her eyes, too. Staring at a wall only a few feet away at the most, and for two years, had to disrupt her sense of distance. There was a case where a child was locked in the attic for 10 years tied to a potty chair, and after a lifetime of staring at that one door, her eyes had become permantly fixed on that specific ten-foot distance, having extreme difficulty focusing on anything close up or far away.

[KDLSProJectS]

Since moving to Kansas myself, I have to honestly say, stories like this one is not surprising. In fact, I have seen more lunacy from Kansans than I have seen anywhere else. I swear, Kansas is the Funny Farm of the United States!

[RaidenTheAlmighty]

Theres nothing to do in kansas.

[seahawks2043]

cops episodes in kansas are the best 2

[Pr0jectWeird1605]

You should get a video camera and record these people. id sub man

[kiaramarshall08]

2 YEARS???!!1

hell no

she must be crazy or sumthin

i mean why would anybody wanna do that..

i hope she flushed

how did she sleeep?

hahaha

[saltmami]

ytf wudnt she get off the toliet!? how can you stay on a toliet for that long. i am STUNNED

[Redbob86]

Shoulda just stopped bringing her food. She woulda been forced to come out.

[robbo729]

Stanhope + O&A = Radio gold

[3hot2not]

the police officers name is mr.whipple how funny

[Jeonlyep]

Hadn't put that together before, but that is hilarious!!!

[iamwater12]

Hahahahhahhahahahhaha her vagina war face hahha okay seriously.. what did she do when it got clogged plunge between her legs!

[johnclavis]

Thanks for posting this! It's horrortastic!