i just cant stand all this nambypamby boohooing about the bloody indians. you came in you took their lands and you massacred them end of story. Its what conquering nations do. Its what Ceasar did and he's not going around saying "I CAME I CONQUERED *in mopey voice* i felt really bad about it"
I—I bet even covert operatives eat curly fries. They're really good. Spike: Not as good as those onion blossom things. Andrew: Ooh, I love those. Spike: Yeah, me, too. Andrew: It's an onion... and it's a flower. I—I don't understand how such a thing is possible. Spike: See, the genius of it is, you soak it in ice water for an hour so it holds its shape. Then you deep-fry it root-side up for about 5 minutes. Andrew: Masterful. Spike: Yeah. Tell anyone we had this conversation, I'll bite you.
Anya: "Maybe we shouldn't do this reintegration thing right away. See, I can take the boys home, and we can all have sex together, and then, you know, just slap them back together in the morning."
Xander 2: "She's joking."
Xander 1: "No, she's not! She entirely wants to have sex with us together. Which is... wrong. And it would be very confusing."
Giles: "We just need to arrange the candles. Also, we should continue to pretend we heard none of the disturbing sex talk."
@EBILman95 gee! I dunno maybe its because spike's penis is so small you think he was meant to be a girl but god changed his mind at the last minute so we need to find a girl that prefers a very small chicken nugget if ya know what I mean. Giles puts his cock all over the place except for Tara's ass so that makes her sad so she stabs his penis with her own penis forming the best/most surprising porn video ever made! Who knew Tara had a penis? I sure didn't!!
@sabrinamatis it was 3,7,8,9,11 but i just realised at the end u have the list, im sorry for being a pain... But loved even more the sexond time round
Spike: I just can't take all this mamby-pamby boo-hooing about the bloody indians. You won. All right? You came in and you killed them and you took their land. That's what conquering nations do. It's what Caesar did, and he's not going around saying, "I came, I conquered, I felt really bad about it."
reading these comments, and watching the video, I realize that Spike had more of the funniest lines in the series than any other character. I knew there was a reason he was my favorite, other than just his badassery...
Lots of lolz, some fun quotes here - obviously from a fan of Andrew /the Trio and kitten poker. :o)
I love the inclusion of the first quote cos it's a very long time since I've watched that scene and not one of the top quotes that would come to mind, but it's a fab Giles & Wesley moment.
Sorry, just a comment: Andy couldn't have seen EVERY episode of Doctor Who. This was before the reboot, and he would have been about 3 when it was taken off the air. The BBC, during those later years destroyed many tapes, making those episodes lost forever. So... yeah. Done nerding out now. I'm just going to go sit in that corner over there.
Ha. I am such a geek, let's have a geek out moment together. Cos I was thinking and about to post the exact same thing. I don't remember thinking this the very first time I watched this scene with Andrew, but I think I was less of a Dr Who nerd pre-reboot.
@SincerlyEvermore that and xander's "nothing can defeat the penis!!" or giles "you have the emotional capacity of a blueberry scone" so many it's hard to choose lol
@benjierooster "Nothing can defeat the PENIS!" (everyone stares at him) "...too loud...very unseemly..." In seven years of awesome moments that's definitely in the top ten.
@Charmedfan2404 The first quote you are looking for is from season six episode "Older and far away" and the second quote comes from season six "Life Serial" hope that helps.
@jimmy2k4o i always wanted spike 2 put his tiny cock into angel's anus & push & squeeze as much as vampire strength can do. But of course buffy had 2 stop them & put her own cock into spike's mouth & move it around his teeth, which just threw off the whole thing w angel cuz spike was wondering 'wtf? dude? why does this hot chick have a penis? & what is it doing in my mouth?" so he couldnt concitr8 on angel. poor angel had 2 leave & instead ask 2 borrow willow's cock bt she said no :(
@ragsash he's a joke on a "land shark" gansters who are out for money or property and will do anything to get it. In this case Spike owes the shark kittens... (sry if my discription of a land shark is off. I don't really know a whole lot about them.
urm, sorry to be pedantic here, but felt the need to comment on misinformation. It's a 'loan shark' not a 'land shark'. As in, they are people who lend money illegally for very high interest rates and use violence to get back any money which is late or defaulted on. Hence, if you think about it, it makes sense that they are called 'Loan sharks' - what with sharks being predators. Don't think there's such a thing as a 'land shark' ...
He can't have seen every episode of Doctor Who. That would mean he was able to see the lost episodes. Which are lost. So he can't have seen them. Not only that, a lot of Doctor Who isn't out on DVD so that's no reason he would have seen that instead of Red Dwarf. And, um... I'm not a geek. Just wanted to clarify..........
"A muscle cramp? In your pants?"...what got me the most about that was that it was Tara who asked that LOL....sweet old innocent Tara of all people LOL.
My favorite... "I'm too hungry to remember everything" and sometimes i keep say it in my 'term' such as 'I'm too hungry to cook'.. so my hubby then get me something to eat LOL...
I haven't watched Buffy much since I started watching Doctor Who, and I totally forgot about them mentioning that. I AM GOING TO WATCH THE ENTIRE SERIES OF BUFFY AGAIN (for the 3rd time) JUST BECAUSE OF THAT. :D This video just made my life.
@ChrissieBana Ugh, Season 7?! And really, Season 6 only had a couple of good moments after OMWF (which was, without question, the best episode of the series).
Besides, what was wrong with seasons 2 and 3? Both had epic endings. Both had many excellent scenes - Jonathon's speech at the prom (giving Buffy her award) in particular comes to mind.
@ChrissieBana I agree! Although, disagree about season 4. The last three seasons are definitely my favourites. Seasons 1 and 4 are my least favourites, but I definitely liked 4 more than 1, it had it's moments - Wild At Heart, Something Blue, A New Man, Fear Itself in particular come to mind. But it must be the Spuffy lover in me, but 6 was by far the best season!
@NecessaryTruths So you didn't dig them, others did. Learn to accept variations in opinions because, newsflash, you're gonna encounter it for the rest of your life.
@conversejunkie2222 i wounder if spikes penis is as long as his big toe. perhaps it is .. once u see it you no longer know what a penis is you just wounder if he was ment to be a girl but god decided a boy at the moment he was out of his mother's VAGINA . so we must find a girl for him that prefers an extra small CHIKEN NUGGET. lol i feel to bad about him i decided that he should get a penis inlargements surgery:D
"I've seen every episode of Doctor Who" <-- whaaaaaaaaaaaaat? Speaking of Doctor Who on Buffy... next to Spike who played a sexy badass on Torchwood... this part made my day :)
i think the '5 words or less' moment was the best ever, every time i see it i still die of laughter, my sister who hasn't even seen the show still loves the scene.
Anya: For God sakes Andrew! You've been in here for 30 minutes. What are you doing?
Andrew: Entertaining and educating.
Anya: Well, why can't you just masturbate like the rest of us?
LOL I love Anya (and Spike) best character(s)
darkangelninja07 2 weeks ago
Why couldn't Xander be possesed by a puppy, or some ducks?
Ppppinkland 2 weeks ago 2
2nd best line (after Out for a walk.... bitch)
Xander: She's a sex bot. I mean, what guy doesn't dream about that? Beautiful girl with no other thought but to please you, willing to do anything.
(He gets strange looks from the group.)
Too many girls. I miss Oz. He'd get it. He wouldn't say anything, but he'd get it.
timmadigan 3 weeks ago 7
"Whenever giles sends me on a mission he always says please... and then afterwards i get a cookie" Buffy season 3
peppermintpixie2000 3 weeks ago 7
not the best.. but their buffy so i still love them
joe3161996 3 weeks ago
epic face quote 7 spike
mrthinkerable 4 weeks ago
Bit of a season six focus, no?
MrMorda898 1 month ago
i just cant stand all this nambypamby boohooing about the bloody indians. you came in you took their lands and you massacred them end of story. Its what conquering nations do. Its what Ceasar did and he's not going around saying "I CAME I CONQUERED *in mopey voice* i felt really bad about it"
pangs had great quotes
griptaily 1 month ago 5
I—I bet even covert operatives eat curly fries. They're really good. Spike: Not as good as those onion blossom things. Andrew: Ooh, I love those. Spike: Yeah, me, too. Andrew: It's an onion... and it's a flower. I—I don't understand how such a thing is possible. Spike: See, the genius of it is, you soak it in ice water for an hour so it holds its shape. Then you deep-fry it root-side up for about 5 minutes. Andrew: Masterful. Spike: Yeah. Tell anyone we had this conversation, I'll bite you.
CourtneyStephan13 1 month ago 4
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bobothebearguy 1 month ago
What episode is quote 8 from?
bobothebearguy 1 month ago
@bobothebearguy Oh never mind, saw the end of the video! Thanks!
bobothebearguy 1 month ago
Anya: "Maybe we shouldn't do this reintegration thing right away. See, I can take the boys home, and we can all have sex together, and then, you know, just slap them back together in the morning."
Xander 2: "She's joking."
Xander 1: "No, she's not! She entirely wants to have sex with us together. Which is... wrong. And it would be very confusing."
Giles: "We just need to arrange the candles. Also, we should continue to pretend we heard none of the disturbing sex talk."
baibhavmund 1 month ago
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Cool! Thanks for posting it.
What about Something Blue, when Spike's in the bathtub, being angry with Buffy.
Spike: You are one step away, missy -
Buffy: Giles, help! He's going to scold me.
ElineeSama12 1 month ago
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ElineeSama12 1 month ago
These are great! But how about
Willow: It's not about his physical presence--it's about his heart..
Anya: His physical presence has a PENIS!!
Willow: I can work around it!!
EBILman95 1 month ago
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@EBILman95 gee! I dunno maybe its because spike's penis is so small you think he was meant to be a girl but god changed his mind at the last minute so we need to find a girl that prefers a very small chicken nugget if ya know what I mean. Giles puts his cock all over the place except for Tara's ass so that makes her sad so she stabs his penis with her own penis forming the best/most surprising porn video ever made! Who knew Tara had a penis? I sure didn't!!
TheBuffylol 1 month ago
"You're English, right?"
"Yes."
"I've seen every episode of Doctor Who."
"..."
(Picturing Spike watching Doctor Who is seven different kinds of hilarious.)
Arancaytar 1 month ago 4
I'm only 126!
LittleFiddlyBits 1 month ago
Faith: There's only supposed to be one. Maybe that's why you and I can never get along. We're not supposed to exist together.
Buffy: Also, you went evil and were killing people.
Faith: Good point. Also a factor.
one of my favourite lines
vampireravefan 1 month ago 2
'like those famine pictures from dusty countries... Only not half as funny'! And spikes cheekbones in quote 8 look amazing! Hahaha!
ailien2410 1 month ago
Buffy: it feeds off our fear! Everyone we beed to stop right now!
Xander: its ok if we close our eyes and pretend its a dream... THEY'LL STAB US ALL TO DEATH!
anasianyoudontknow 1 month ago 2
stop touching my magic bone!
wisconsincountrygal 1 month ago
what episode is "I have a muscle cramp"?
wisconsincountrygal 2 months ago
@wisconsincountrygal season 6 episode 14
smgtsfs 1 month ago
it always amazes me when people don't include:
YOU MADE A BEAR!
Oblivaddict 2 months ago 2
"Stop touching my magic bone!" LMAO I can't watch that scene without cracking up or at least chuckling, just like Warren and Andrew. :P
chesiregirl 2 months ago
"Why can't you just masterbate like the rest of us?" lol
rickyd0821 2 months ago
@sabrinamatis it was 3,7,8,9,11 but i just realised at the end u have the list, im sorry for being a pain... But loved even more the sexond time round
Charmedfan2404 2 months ago
quote 10 lol
SneakyVodka 2 months ago
My favorite isn't so much one quote as it is the idea of Spike having a cozy conversation discussing his problems with Buffy's mom.
goldenphoenixeyes 2 months ago
@goldenphoenixeyes "Have you got any of those little marshmallows?"
SGPadfoot 1 month ago
My favorite:
Buffy: sorry, I was raised the old-fashioned way, men dig up the corpses and women have the babies :D
mr0sprinkles 2 months ago
my all time favorite
Buffy:"You had sex with Giles on the hood of a police car..... TWICE!?"
benjierooster 2 months ago 2
@benjierooster I like the end bit of the episode when Giles walks into a tree xD
GhostGalDennie 2 months ago
Quote 7 the best!
Howyaduing 3 months ago
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Howyaduing 3 months ago
Anya: What a day. Gimme a beer.
Waiter: ID.
(Anya glares at him)
Waiter: ID.
Anya: I'm eleven hundred and twenty years old! Just gimme a frickin' beer!!!
Waiter: ID.
Anya: Gimme a coke....
Caliemha 3 months ago 6
I miss Anya, all she said was funny :)
LaChatteGrise 3 months ago
One of my absolute favorites:
Spike: I just can't take all this mamby-pamby boo-hooing about the bloody indians. You won. All right? You came in and you killed them and you took their land. That's what conquering nations do. It's what Caesar did, and he's not going around saying, "I came, I conquered, I felt really bad about it."
Love the way he says the last line :D
lpwickedangel 3 months ago 3
Buffy - What are you doing here?
Spike - I...
Buffy - FIVE words or less
Spike Out. For a Walk... Bitch
Wilara4Ever 3 months ago 78
@Wilara4Ever that's my favourite, too
GoshC75 2 months ago
Another Good Quote From Seasons 4 " The Freshman"
When You Look Back At This In The 3 Seconds It Takes You To Turn To Dust, I Think You'll Find The Mistake Was Touching My Stuff !
TommyCarlton1 3 months ago 2
My favorite:
"I cost you? That's a designer lamp you mook!"
spacefreak09 3 months ago 4
"You're english right?"
"...yes..."
"I've seen every episode of Doctor Who."
"..."
rcam2053 3 months ago 5
here is an other one:
Buffy: Spike and I are getting married...
Xander: how? what? how?
Giles: three excellent questions.
TheJessy8888 3 months ago 67
It's missing the one w/ Willow saying to Buffy, "You can do that thing with your mouth that the boys like. No, not that, the other thing!"
xnonsuchx 3 months ago 2
S02E05:
"Willow?"
"oh sorry, it's just the reflection, Angel how do you shave?"
lyricsfromsweden 3 months ago
I always really loved this gem from season 2 - "Earth may be sucked into hell, and you want my help cause your girlfriends a big ho?!"
Darkntwisty88 4 months ago 2
"Fail" lol
Andrewluver96 4 months ago
reading these comments, and watching the video, I realize that Spike had more of the funniest lines in the series than any other character. I knew there was a reason he was my favorite, other than just his badassery...
Kazlu1337 4 months ago 4
Really funny, thanx for posting
kimmetje1976 4 months ago
haha funny stuff
dorisblake 4 months ago
The entire episode of Tabula Rasa = Win.
SlowxParentsCrossing 4 months ago 9
I like "and afterwards I get a COOKIE!!"
Dragoness327 4 months ago 6
llol, imma say to my friednsw "u mook"
jolieluvie 4 months ago
i've always loved "out. for. a. walk...bitch"
conversejunkie2222 4 months ago 8
The face Spike gives the one who mentions Doctor Who (I forget his name...) is absolutely priceless.
OperaGhostess 4 months ago 4
quote 10 FTW
NaSMaX 4 months ago
SPIKE: "I'm drowning in footwear!"
It gets me every time! It's such an intense moment and then out comes this weird lame comment. It's not his funniest quote but I love it!!!
degraw79 5 months ago 4
my fav is
"RANDY GILES?! why not just call me horny Giles or desperate for a shag Giles?! I knew there was a reason I hated you." -- Spike
chocmint101 5 months ago 6
My favourite :)
Giles: You might have let me in on your plan while he throttled me.
Spike: Oh, poor Watcher. Did your life pass before your eyes? Cuppa tea, cuppa tea, almost got shagged, cuppa tea?
LOL
tarawillbuff9 5 months ago 8
@tarawillbuff9
that one's one of my faves :D
DarthAphrodite 5 months ago
@tarawillbuff9 this and
Cordelia: I don't think it's possible to come up with a crazier plan
Oz: we attack the mayor with Hummus
Cordelia: I stand corrected
it made me laugh so hard I kept rewinding to hear him say it again!
smokestripe6 5 months ago 5
@smokestripe6 haha :D oz is so funny in such a sly way :)
tarawillbuff9 5 months ago
One of my Favs.
Spike: What, just come to pump me for information?
Buffy: What else would I wanna pump you for..... I really just said that didn't I???
LMFAO
Annahigh1 5 months ago 6
Spike: And, I never really liked you anyway and....you have...stupid hair!
MsPatrickstump 5 months ago 3
1:15 cracked my assss upXDDD!!
cullen252 5 months ago
OMG why do i laugh soooo much when he says hey stop touching my magic bone :LL replay replay replay replay replay :D x
GardnerAlison 5 months ago
Buffy: What are you doing here. Five words or less.
Spike: Out for a walk..bitch!
nhmikey1 5 months ago 5
One of the best quotes from the series.
Spike: Oh poor Watcher. Did your life pass before your eyes? Cuppa tea, cuppa tea, almost got shagged, cuppa tea.
JumpingBeans480 5 months ago 6
one of my favorite lines is xanders "you can't defeat the penis!"
hinbow 5 months ago
Lots of lolz, some fun quotes here - obviously from a fan of Andrew /the Trio and kitten poker. :o)
I love the inclusion of the first quote cos it's a very long time since I've watched that scene and not one of the top quotes that would come to mind, but it's a fab Giles & Wesley moment.
bellatronics 5 months ago
Sorry, just a comment: Andy couldn't have seen EVERY episode of Doctor Who. This was before the reboot, and he would have been about 3 when it was taken off the air. The BBC, during those later years destroyed many tapes, making those episodes lost forever. So... yeah. Done nerding out now. I'm just going to go sit in that corner over there.
theaterchick 5 months ago
@theaterchick
Ha. I am such a geek, let's have a geek out moment together. Cos I was thinking and about to post the exact same thing. I don't remember thinking this the very first time I watched this scene with Andrew, but I think I was less of a Dr Who nerd pre-reboot.
bellatronics 5 months ago
Is it bad that seeing this video for the first time I was able to say EVERY line in time with the characters? *leaving to get a life*
jr89dp 5 months ago
@jr89dp it's ok...so could i...yeah, i need a life.
Skyewalker15 5 months ago
i hate spike booooo
1buffyandangelfan 5 months ago
Cordelia (to Giles): How many times have you been knocked out? Any more times and you'll wake up in a coma!
Giles: Wake up in a coma? How can you wake up ... Oh, never mind.
minionevil 5 months ago
Buffy: What are you doing out here Spike? 5 words or less.
Spike: Out...for...a...walk..............bitch
Definitely my favorite quote!
MusicEd921 5 months ago 4
Buffy v. Dracula: "No more butt monkey!"
jadeskarr 5 months ago
one of my all time favorites has to be buffy saying to her mother "You had sex with Giles on the hood of a police car?..... TWICE!!"
i spit my drink everywhere the first time i heard that one lol.
benjierooster 6 months ago
@benjierooster Oh my god.. I LOVED that one.
It was so awkward.
..but hilarious! Lol
SincerlyEvermore 5 months ago
@SincerlyEvermore that and xander's "nothing can defeat the penis!!" or giles "you have the emotional capacity of a blueberry scone" so many it's hard to choose lol
benjierooster 5 months ago
@benjierooster "Nothing can defeat the PENIS!" (everyone stares at him) "...too loud...very unseemly..." In seven years of awesome moments that's definitely in the top ten.
SGPadfoot 1 month ago
"It's a big rock. I can't wait to tell my friends. They don't have a rock this big." -Spike
novelgirl95 6 months ago 7
"A muscle cramp? In your... pants?" lol, great one, you go Tara.
brendonwife 6 months ago
Spike : who gunna advance me a tiny tabby. get me started
LilyNicholson 6 months ago
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rtds9fan 6 months ago
Spike: i had a muscle cramp... Buffy was helping me out
Tara: a muscle cramp? in your pants?
Spike: WHAT!?!? ITS A THING!
HAHA my favorite along with "HEY! stop touching my magic bone!" i can tell im very dirty minded cuz i started cracking up right away lol :p
sabrinamatis 6 months ago 62
@sabrinamatis where are these quotes in the series do you remember
Charmedfan2404 2 months ago in playlist Favorite videos
@Charmedfan2404 The first quote you are looking for is from season six episode "Older and far away" and the second quote comes from season six "Life Serial" hope that helps.
Rockergirl19991 2 months ago
@Charmedfan2404 all of the quotes or just specific ones?
sabrinamatis 2 months ago
lol Im totally gonna use the 'you have the emotional maturity of blueberry scone' line on ppl!
MinakoBakura 6 months ago
0.45 please? C:>
aurora9702 6 months ago
Seeing Tom Lenk (Andrew) doing stand in Edinburgh tonight :)
jimmy2k4o 6 months ago
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@jimmy2k4o i always wanted spike 2 put his tiny cock into angel's anus & push & squeeze as much as vampire strength can do. But of course buffy had 2 stop them & put her own cock into spike's mouth & move it around his teeth, which just threw off the whole thing w angel cuz spike was wondering 'wtf? dude? why does this hot chick have a penis? & what is it doing in my mouth?" so he couldnt concitr8 on angel. poor angel had 2 leave & instead ask 2 borrow willow's cock bt she said no :(
TheBuffylol 6 months ago
What is that sharkfacedudething?
ragsash 6 months ago
@ragsash he's a joke on a "land shark" gansters who are out for money or property and will do anything to get it. In this case Spike owes the shark kittens... (sry if my discription of a land shark is off. I don't really know a whole lot about them.
Sesshomaru092 6 months ago
@Sesshomaru092
urm, sorry to be pedantic here, but felt the need to comment on misinformation. It's a 'loan shark' not a 'land shark'. As in, they are people who lend money illegally for very high interest rates and use violence to get back any money which is late or defaulted on. Hence, if you think about it, it makes sense that they are called 'Loan sharks' - what with sharks being predators. Don't think there's such a thing as a 'land shark' ...
bellatronics 5 months ago
Here's another great quote from the series.
Spike- "A bear! You made a bear!"
Buffy - "I didn't mean to."
Spike - "Undo it! Undo it!"
Lediv7 6 months ago 101
@Lediv7 i dont remember that one, what was that from?
akkaside 5 months ago
@akkaside, it's from the season 4 episode Pangs.
Lediv7 5 months ago
@Lediv7 cheers! I'll have to rewatch the series, havent seen it since it was on!
akkaside 5 months ago
@Lediv7 when was that one?
Skyewalker15 5 months ago
@Lediv7 probably my personal favorite in the entire series
Kazlu1337 4 months ago
@Lediv7 well, that, and a couple minutes before when he gets hit by like the 12th arrow and can only roll his eyes and mutter "Bloody hell..."
Kazlu1337 4 months ago 2
angel disliked this vid
TheJudeb123 6 months ago 4
1 person has the emotional maturity of a blueberry scone
vyvyansmine 6 months ago
"Like famine pictures from those dusty countries...only not half as funny." Lol xD
XMissTwilightAddictX 6 months ago
Doctor Who!
chevalfille12 6 months ago
right...a muscle cramp in your...pants.
hey, it's a thing!
Brandt761 6 months ago 3
Love the reference of doctor who. In french it was not this one.
87charleston 7 months ago 6
Wesley has the emotional maturity of a blueberry scone XD lol he's such a weenie
jackdavenportsbaby11 7 months ago 2
what was all that about with Spike and the kittens?
degrassiluvaforeva 7 months ago
@degrassiluvaforeva kitten poker...
Brandt761 6 months ago
"Why can't you just masturbate like the rest of us?" LMAO! I love Anya!
Scweeb64 7 months ago 2
That's Right! I'm Back and I'm A Bloody ANIMAL!
DavorNL 7 months ago
He can't have seen every episode of Doctor Who. That would mean he was able to see the lost episodes. Which are lost. So he can't have seen them. Not only that, a lot of Doctor Who isn't out on DVD so that's no reason he would have seen that instead of Red Dwarf. And, um... I'm not a geek. Just wanted to clarify..........
Nilanna 7 months ago 4
@Nilanna And I was honestly wondering about that, as I am desperately trying to find all the episodes.
vassilisaprekrasnaya 7 months ago
@Nilanna Damn. I was going to say that. And I am a geek. :)
TheGoldenTV 7 months ago
@TheGoldenTV Oh so am I, that was a joke. I'm also a girl. Double geek for knowing that.
Nilanna 7 months ago
@Nilanna Girl geeks are the best. Especially Doctor Who girl geeks.
TheGoldenTV 7 months ago
shit and one from season 4. never mind haha
kistie123 7 months ago
and 7 :P
kistie123 7 months ago
These are only from season 6...
kistie123 7 months ago
you should have had Xander's dracula monologue about his accent
personidk 7 months ago
you made me lol.
whostolemycheeze 7 months ago
1:48 i love that episode
lyricsfromsweden 7 months ago
you missed "how'd the laying go last night!"
death2uall669 7 months ago
lololol masturbate!
TheMrsnezbit 8 months ago
i loved Anya quote haha
bawden92 8 months ago
"A muscle cramp? In your pants?"...what got me the most about that was that it was Tara who asked that LOL....sweet old innocent Tara of all people LOL.
rtds9fan 8 months ago
My favorite... "I'm too hungry to remember everything" and sometimes i keep say it in my 'term' such as 'I'm too hungry to cook'.. so my hubby then get me something to eat LOL...
ewiezz 8 months ago
I haven't watched Buffy much since I started watching Doctor Who, and I totally forgot about them mentioning that. I AM GOING TO WATCH THE ENTIRE SERIES OF BUFFY AGAIN (for the 3rd time) JUST BECAUSE OF THAT. :D This video just made my life.
NWN2Lover 8 months ago
I was watching Doctor Who at the same time I watching this!
GleeK1039 8 months ago
The last one was funny, spike wins
Tygearianus 9 months ago
You have the emotional maturity of a blueberry scone.
Fucking love you Giles.
Charmed1329P 9 months ago 3
i think spike has his sexiest look in season 6! he's soo freakin HOT!
rsharapova 9 months ago
Seasons 4, 5, 6 and 7 are what makes this show the best show that ever landed on TV screens.
ChrissieBana 9 months ago
@ChrissieBana Ugh, Season 7?! And really, Season 6 only had a couple of good moments after OMWF (which was, without question, the best episode of the series).
Besides, what was wrong with seasons 2 and 3? Both had epic endings. Both had many excellent scenes - Jonathon's speech at the prom (giving Buffy her award) in particular comes to mind.
NecessaryTruths 8 months ago
@NecessaryTruths UGH, people have different tastes.
ChrissieBana 8 months ago
@ChrissieBana Poor writing, and tired acting isn't a "different" taste, it's bad taste.
NecessaryTruths 8 months ago
@NecessaryTruths Ah go get a fucking life.
ChrissieBana 8 months ago
@ChrissieBana I agree! Although, disagree about season 4. The last three seasons are definitely my favourites. Seasons 1 and 4 are my least favourites, but I definitely liked 4 more than 1, it had it's moments - Wild At Heart, Something Blue, A New Man, Fear Itself in particular come to mind. But it must be the Spuffy lover in me, but 6 was by far the best season!
kadburycream 7 months ago
@NecessaryTruths So you didn't dig them, others did. Learn to accept variations in opinions because, newsflash, you're gonna encounter it for the rest of your life.
kadburycream 7 months ago
That last one is sooo priceless! I cant stop laughing.
MitholX 9 months ago
stop touching my magic bone!
sassvampire 9 months ago
Taras not buying it Spike...
queencolondarkwing 9 months ago
oh oh oh what about
"out. for. a. walk...BITCH????
i looooove that one!
conversejunkie2222 9 months ago 4
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@conversejunkie2222 i wounder if spikes penis is as long as his big toe. perhaps it is .. once u see it you no longer know what a penis is you just wounder if he was ment to be a girl but god decided a boy at the moment he was out of his mother's VAGINA . so we must find a girl for him that prefers an extra small CHIKEN NUGGET. lol i feel to bad about him i decided that he should get a penis inlargements surgery:D
TheBuffylol 9 months ago
"or Mmm cookies" lol
QuoGirl 10 months ago
oh no. where's PETA when you need them?!?!
Mangolio33 10 months ago
Out - for - a - walk.. bitch? :(
Veronicasninja 10 months ago 3
How about B-I-T-C-H = bitca!?
Tabsiekit 10 months ago
"Well why can't you just masturbate like the rest of us?"
phoenixrage1 10 months ago 4
"subscrbe" what is that? And you should have preceded each quote with where it came from not just at the end. You know, footnote instead of endnote.
SnabKebab 11 months ago
0:38 best bit ever
WeskersDaughter 11 months ago
FAIL- pmsl :D
MsJazzyspazzy 11 months ago
"I've seen every episode of Doctor Who" <-- whaaaaaaaaaaaaat? Speaking of Doctor Who on Buffy... next to Spike who played a sexy badass on Torchwood... this part made my day :)
mind = blown :D
femaleStudent 11 months ago 2
"Like those famine pictures from dusty countries... Only not half as funny." XD Ah, Spike. Gotta love him.
shaakadevinmakeem 1 year ago 3
'I cost you? That's a designer lamp you mook' If I was drinking something I'd have spat it out!
underatedcheese 1 year ago 2
'WARREN!!!!' i just love spike <3
lara28209 1 year ago 2
Blueberry Scones!
seamonkey5267 1 year ago
Quote 7 is my fave - when he said it I was like : Yeah, Doctor Who is mentioned on buffy - and here I was thinking this couldn't get any better
alexandramartlove 1 year ago 5
I love Tara ;D
MrBerrillProductions 1 year ago 4
"Aaaah" "Aaaah". Fail. Epic!
AngellusLovegood 1 year ago 3
i think the '5 words or less' moment was the best ever, every time i see it i still die of laughter, my sister who hasn't even seen the show still loves the scene.
LunaMoon84 1 year ago 2
quote 7=doctor who=torchwood. ever heard of a name called captain jack harkness, spike :P (im a nerd)
LindseyLove299 1 year ago 6
"Well why can't you just masturbate like the rest of us?"
phoenixrage1 1 year ago 34