Sushi

[IIoWoII]

The way they eat the sushi is rather effective though, but offcourse way too much soya...

[Weswada]

There is a lot of crap on youtube.

This is one that mixes reality and fantasy in a video that is worthwhile.

Can you tell the difference?

Only if you are truly Japanese, or have been to Japan sushi bars enough.

[AGoodmanLee]

"I'll have five fire truck roe and sake!"

[5963TAKAYAN]

何だよコレ・・・。無茶苦茶やないか。

パロディーならいいけど、真に受けられたら大変でっせ。

[Clearie552]

YES! I LOVE THIS VIDEO!

[evolu8903]

有意思

[maxp0w3r]

3:04

Lower rank staff Ma mah mah mah

Superior : Oh toh toh toh toh

Lower rank staff Ma mah mah mah

Superior : Oh toh toh toh toh

Lower rank staff Ma mah mah mah

Superior : Oh toh toh toh toh

LOL

[Ashesela]

That movie was absolutely hilarious!! XD

[Jongho]

I was getting more and more hungry while watching this video.

And it was hilarious.

[ger21kl]

this video is bull

[TIYOROZU]

( ﾟ∀ﾟ)彡Jap!Jap!

[208236]

In Japan, I do not do such mean how to eat.

As for the fresh fish, hygiene must be secured.

Business is called off promptly when there was such a shop.

The manners of this video are wrong, too.

[Flamingace12]

its a comedy made by japanese people, its suppose to be funny

[208236]

I watched your sushi video.

However, this video does wrong sushi introduction.

I feel very disappointing.

[daiquirikiss]

SATIRE!!!!

[navatarfan23]

This is Hilarious, where can i watch the other ones like sumo, golf, etc....

[navatarfan23]

maa to maa to...

[eZakiMagem]

mmm panda sushi

[9N8X]

lmao whoever flagged this innapropriate must hate sushi

[Festorex]

ooh too too maa maa maa.

[Festorex]

Who tagged this video as inappropriate? Someone who overthinks things?

[chakra123view]

maa maa maa

toh toh toh

bwahahahaa...u gotta be kiddin me

[javivito]

Good Joke.

jajajajaja.

[haikousei]

I am Japanese. This movie is not serious. It is a joke movie made by japanese that makes stereotypes regarding sushi etiquette. But its nothing true. You can eat sushi anyway freely as you like.

[chineseshock]

Maa maa maa maa~

Oh toh toh toh~

Funny~

XD

[Arctickiss]

I can't tell how much of that stuff is real and how much is fake 0.o

[kokoro111]

at 3:59 that guy's nails looks shiny...errr...its nail polish riight? xD

[hawaiianpinos123]

Getting hungry.... -_-!!!!!

[estatus56]

I dont care what people say raw fish taste great sushi is the best food ever beose it is yumy good and very healthy

[SpamMarker]

why is this vid flagged? did someone wet himself watching it?

[gegegenogajirou]

Why do Japanese eat a raw fish?

It is because Japanese fish food is delicious, safe and clean.

Since Japanese ate neither a cow nor a pig, Japanese had been eating the fish.

Therefore, Japanese have many knowledge about a fish.

You may become food poisoning when you eat a raw fish in countries other than Japan.

By the way, this movie is a sample of bad manners.

Please do not imitate this, when you eat sushi in Japan.

[Tohru4riceball]

They also eat fish because Japan is made up of islands which make fishing easy since they are surrounded by ocean. :D

[RustyDK]

whoever flagged this video is an idiot...get a sense of humour

[hoss1962]

I think the later you get in the video - the more silly and fake it is. :> The first two minutes is just exaggerating Japanese manners and customs.

[bribridinhaahh]

eaheiuahueahuiehuahehauieih

[oOoadventpheonixoOo]

haha

eating off shoes...

nasty...

honestly it took me a minute to realize that this was fake..haha wow

[jaylee6654]

thanks for this video! it helped me with my homework! :D thanks again!

[dadiq78]

hahaha..omoshiroi desu ne:D

[Nightbird]

Great comedy bit about sushi... =)

[Telcontar]

*Dies* That frigging killed me. Especially the dust cloth bit. XD I took one about chop sticks kind of seriously ealier, up until I saw how daft it was getting with facial expressions and models being made from chopsticks. xD

[doudoula]

thak you for this!! I enjoyed watching it alot!!

[ahda81]

Gari~Nobody knows what; s made from,,LOL

[kargaleylek]

pure genious! thanks!

[FISHGAL69]

LOL, LOL!

[sooper786]

michael jackson

[4259382]

dude... for u frickin retards.

especially cindykeiko.

if u seriously think thats true, u should just jump off a cliff. how the hell would this be true. some parts r true like the manners but like the parts for "geta" nd that "cloth" thats horribly wrong. if this was true y the hell would everyone love sushi.

[therealTOTOfan]

tabbelmass, tabbelmass, tabbelmass, tabbelmass xD.....the guys kneeing down made me laugh xD.....the video is very good!!!!! and wth is this flagged ????

[monkeyboy4746]

The sushi at 4:00 looks like plastic!!

[monkeyboy4746]

As an American watching this video, I can see how a Westerner could take it as truth and actually act that way at a sushi bar, but the same thing can happen to Japanese when they come to America, like the time when a Japanese girl went to an Outback Steakhouse, stuck her fork in the steak, lifted it up whole, and began gnawing on it, so it can happen to anyone, so you should always watch out for someone pulling your leg.

[WarlordZike]

I agree with MrQ, why the heck is this video flagged?!

[javabite]

SNAKU

[MrQ1989]

WHY IS THIS FLAGGED?

[TommieAitken]

this movie doesn't tell the true story on Japanese culture, including Sushi. this movie is just categorized as comeady show.

so... I guess the viewers are required an adequate judgement.

[cindykeiko]

''Sushi is served on 'geta', a popular footware. The geta is sterilised so it is safe to eat from. Some people then wear them home. This is why many Japanese people's feet smell of vinegar''.

Ew! Disgusting!! I'll NEVER eat in Japan!! Ew!!!

[quizzlie]

This video is partially satirical.

Of course, don't let me stop you from believing every single video you watch on YouTube, no matter how well produced.

[TommieAitken]

Hey! if Japanese showed such a "boke", Japanese expect to be done "Tsukkomi"...I've heard.

Should I do "Tsukkomi"? ;)

Japanese comeady is funny :D

[cindykeiko]

''Sushi is served on 'geta', a popular footware. The geta is sterilised so it is safe to eat from. Some people then wear them home''.

Ew! Disgusting!! I'll NEVER eat in Japan!! Ew!!!

[hoss1962]

idiot

[deadman3000]

WTF! I was taking this all serious too.

[sushino2]

good!

[CaRC1n0g3n]

LOL Rice rolled with Kappa

[yunboo]

PLS do not ask the chef of his past!

[Wellice]

What a load of sh*t. lol

[Dirzainiazrid]

Wow, that's amusing, where the HELL did you come up with that? Either someone's been lying to you for ages or you have an overactive imagination. There population isn't even large enough to eat anything 'to extinction.' Wow, you have been misguided. GTFO.

[Boris521]

You did'nt get it jonb2288...they are picking on the narrowmindedness of backwoods hotdog eating, cheese-wizz slurping, yoohoo guzzling country folk. But I suppose now that ignorance is bliss. Enjoy.

[Tomesque]

ass hole. did you just say that word!?

[stuffisthething]

What is there to slurp in sushi!?

[Whibby18]

ma ma ma toh toh toh. HAHAHA!

[Whibby18]

HAH, are you serious?

[jayemp420]

sushi would suck if this were true... :( i <3 sushi

[yukuda]

fuck you jonb, get your fat ass off the computer and go back to mcdonalds

[Bitokku]

fucking hilarious !

[andrewr47]

i nearly missed the hotwheel-sushis at the end

[andrewr47]

LOL this is such a funny sarcastic video

[Nitrus2112]

HAHAHA!

[kazan77777]

　_、_

（　,_ﾉ` )y━･~~~ good job!!

but This is japanese joke

[SkyeBlue94]

The guys in this are ugly and why do the ladys hafe to poor the beer?!Samuri way butt!The sushi looks yumy though... =3

[yapzhanhong]

siao why flag this??

[Kilmo7]

haha very clever :) you must not ask the taisho about his history lol

cant believe that some people thought it was true though :P

[kaichanvong]

Why is this flagged as inappropriate? Madness. A fantastic video with great style and a fantastic sense of humour.

[Nitrus2112]

i'm hungry!

[evilchicken323]

Lol this is such a exaggeration!!

[ddnk]

looooooooooooooool funny :):):)

[suzucyan]

oh my got!

Im japanese. this is exaggerated!!

Don't belive.

[wizzbuzzer]

haha sooo funny

[morgana51]

ahahahahah very funny! but now I'm hungry. I'd like some sushi

[lelain84]

very funny...

[ctfdacow]

lmao... thats why many japanese peoples feet smell like vinegar

[Fuzzball3135]

Hey don't insult me. You should try one of the maguros (tuna). They're extremely tasty.

[Fuzzball3135]

Haha nice parody of my country's tradition.

[betabel78]

is the mamamama otohtohtoh part  really a must ??

oh im so curious hahah

[Fuzzball3135]

No way. You usually don't say anything. But sometimes, we do. Nice exaggeration here, though!

[artoo20]

In Japan it is always polite to refill the empty cup or glass of others, when drinking together. Pouring sake into each other's cups is considered to help build companionship which is necessary for the harmony-oriented Japanese society.

[DuoPhase]

Dis is sick (in a bad way)

[doraemonbomb]

What sooooooo funny!!

[r97jyk]

寿司←Sushi at Japanese.

Hi I'm Japanese.

It's real but not real. Japanese people aren't has the sushi every day because Sushi is expensiveness. And we don't use pasta. maa maa maa is a refrained each other expression.However, it is a so not familiar word recently.

[jay13jay13]

well when it does i will conspire against god with satan, and raise a revolution, u tard any god who plays with life is no god of mine- discriminating. Orthodox Christianity is no better than a lynch mob.

[vslsubspam]

this shit is so stupid, im amazed at the number of idiots that think this is real.

[amayagab]

This is freaking hylariouse but guess what, everything is real, EVERYTHING. I went to Japan for a month and my friend who lives there tought me all of this, we even went home with the plates on our feet.

[sushimikeob]

what a play off of Borat

[watermelon99890]

is this fake please answer!!!! :P

[makineko]

ahahahah kappa maki at the end kills me.

[ezeebaby]

ma maa maa maa/o toh toh toh loool

[typeking]

Fuckin Japs.

[giansantiago]

^ fucking ass

[ReverendBen27]

Holy crap this is funny. I especially like the matchbox cars and the "kappa" at the end.

[sushino2]

thanks!

[kantanji]

hahaha!

Im Japanease

not true.parody

[RokuAzura]

oh yeah.. I don't think you're supposed to call the chef "captain" though

[WiccaChicka]

What part of this vid is actually true?

[RokuAzura]

most of it, it's just over-exaggerated.

Such as Oh toh toh toh and Maa maa maa is spoken much more subtly..

[giansantiago]

yea i noticed that "oh toh toh" in animes but "maa maa maa" i never heard of it

[mazinkaizar]

nice

[sxpv]

mamamama.... lololololol.... ototototoh

[pancakes99]

well done

[evolnomis]

hahaha. this video is great! the mix of real and non-real stuff is blended well...funny!

[crunchycheetos3]

WTF?  this video is full of lies!!!

[spiftacu1ar]

Ummm, this video was a joke, as in not real, as in no accusations. Just a joke. Like yo mama so fat... but its not actually true. Dumbass. Also, learn how to write.

[luckyblue09]

ahahaha! is this video for real?! there were measurements for everything. this vid was hilarious!!

[Sara17jessica]

its so funny made me want sushi funny when pouring the drink :mamamama ototototo hehehehe :D

[Xploratio]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL ahahahhahahah so true hahahahaha

ma ma ma ma ma ...otototototoo :P

[bloodyme423]

haha... sushi dat looked like cars and monkeys... wtf?? sooo funny... i've eaten sushi many times before i watched dis video... i'll try following the tips... nyahaha... weird...

[snoepzz]

mine freeses at 8.09 :(

[dannynigma]

Arent sushi chefs called itmaes?

[aedefedit]

Just so everyone knows, this really is not how Japanese people eat in a sushi-ya. This is more stereotypical on how Americans like sushi, and exaggerates the fact that you can find a lot of sushi toppings. But it is a funny video. Do watch!

[anime94me]

i eat sushi

[iamnotwanker]

this is so funny. nice comedy and people who made this clip must be clever.

[lyn2251982]

funny.

[neev514]

zzhahn ＝taros58 ＝Korean

thank you

[mccallionr]

OMG SAVE THE WHAAAALLLLEEESSS!

fucking hippies

[TheMoneyguy]

AT the end were they have the menu it says "Fatty Sushi" lol funniest part

[mccallionr]

dude, if you haven't had toro before (fatty tuna... expensive as all hell though), run to your nearest sushi chef and order it sashimi

[nomad27]

My Friend, you are 100% right.

the Japanese dolphin killing must stop!

[stuffisthething]

wonderful! oh yah.  oh, for those why might wonder, this is Japanese humor. Its not "for real".

[souboplayer]

...LOLOLOLOL...^0^

[mccallionr]

this video is exactly how it works! SPOT ON!

[verzahaku]

It's one of the most funniest thing I've ever seen!! XD

When the voice says "eat,eat,eat..." it's LOL!

[cummje]

I just hope that those of you watching don't believe this. It is hilarious.

[hoss1962]

I rather hope some people do ...:>

[kinpach0078]

yeah!!

i ate sushi today.

[seesternrea]

if the soy sauce is not salty enough, please feel free to take from the shio outside :) :) :) super fun

[alrauun]

Lol! Don't eat sushi with hands!

[ultramaNtis]

I am Japanese.

You must not trust this video!! 80% are disinformation.

[adamhiroshi]

ultramaNtis, this video is not supposed to be trusted! It's all a funny take on japanese culture. Everyone knows it's not supposed to be taken seriously!

[WardenDios]

"This sheet of paper is called ryoshusho. If you ask for one of these, you can claim a refund later. How this works is a mystery." That's awesome! lol Favorited.

[GorthanD]

Fav! I'll watch this video everyday XD

[janaboo3]

yuor right that was great

[texpisss]

It is a joke and a very good one ( some parts are true though ..

[spiftacu1ar]

This is gari, nobosy knows what it is made from. LOLOLOLOLOLOL

[hanakotoba]

XDDD

[ekorom]

it is ginger.

[hmnstsh]

We never eat sushi in this way... LOL

[taintedmushroom]

rofl. xD

[ilikeminties]

gari is pickled ginger

[DisposableHero]

lmfao!

[p4ttrick]

exactly...basically the japs are masters at sushi...as well as other stuff wink wink

[KakashiFan72]

The people who think this is a joke, i think it isn't just a very bad excuse as a tutorial though...

[blazian1011]

lol u actually think this is real??? lmfao

[KakashiFan72]

You think us japanese people joke around like this??? Lmfao! Naw this is a poor excuse of a real tutorial...

[badbad30]

you dont have sense of humour, lighten up kakashi..

[DancingxSushi]

i think it was more of a joke than a correct way to eat sushi...

[GooBear5278]

Um, is this really the way of being polite in Japanese? I'm kind of slow. I can't tell whether it's a joke or not, coz I'm a beginner in learning Japanese culture and language.

[Jimmyjimjimjim]

Tghis is without a doubt one of the funniest things I've ever seen.

[Ifyhard]

Hehehe, someone actually took this one seriously.

[skryman]

go sushi, man i love it, just seing one my mouthe is making water arrgh i loooove it, once i eat 30 california rolls and i wanted more!

[memyselfandiina]

that´s very funny!i love sushi now i know how i make it perfekt!*LOL*

[06051988]

is this kind of a joke really? because first of all the actors seem pretty funny, and then they show pictures of protected species like sushi is only consisted of seafood...and by the end when they show the menu they have what firetrucks, toy cars, and aliens on top of the rice?

[russia00t]

all lies

[natedog12345]

oh to to to ma ma ma ma

[sergentboy212]

lol nice

[Mekkipatsi]

Maa maa maa maa o_O

[Nesisonfire]

squirrel sushi.number 1!

[knpan]

mother fucker father fucker

[diamond011]

I am a Japanese, but what country is this?

[gnagata]

This is Japan, as satirized by the Owarai group Ramens.

[sleePingDoll]

LOL and most people say, that germans want to be perfect.

Japanese are crazy