OMFG!!! Do people think this bull shit happens in court? Most courts are assembly lines, they dispense justice in record time. Go through 19 cases an hour.
my goodness that was pretty hilarious. i could hardly hold back. and i was just waiting for that guy to burst. never watched the show but i kinda wanna know what happened next. odo, what is this fixation with ray charles. not only was he a blind, black american hero but he was a converted jew if i remember right. mention that next time.
@MellowMarth That is typical of such "high-minded" people in positions of power. They are so narcissistic that they take revenge for their hurt feelings. The writers of this episode got the pathology down pat!
It's a ridiculous speech, but I would have been able to refrain from laughing. As absurd as it is, this lecture from the judge is more sad than funny.
I LAUGHED SO HARD IN THIS EPISODE
msmez8 3 months ago
Mr house!!!!!
BigDannyK 4 months ago
odo... LOL!.
stringerboi 6 months ago
Mr House!
sava1811 6 months ago
the most hilarious part in this episode is when jimmy talks a counter story back to the judge
lulzfactor59 7 months ago
When I read the title I thought "well, I am not one to brag".
drbayoms 9 months ago
This is amazing.
PsychoEditor 9 months ago
Rene's cadence here brings to mind his performance as Mr. House. It's a departure from the cadence he used as Odo.
SimuLord 10 months ago
hahaha Odo as a judge. if only...
StephenColbertRulz 1 year ago 3
Isn't this guy in Fallout New Vegas? (Mr. House)
FractalRaver 1 year ago
Kick-ass show... Should have left the consequences, though (triple the sentence)
hollowedhope 1 year ago
1 person likes Quark
CeruleanFox 1 year ago 4
Did the judge punish him after that?
Kafana91 1 year ago
He beat his monkey!!!!!!!
eric777100763 1 year ago
rene is fantastic :)
Elastane 1 year ago
Is it just me or is Rene Auberjonois 10x hotter with a beard?
MitholX 1 year ago 2
Rene fits so well in the for great justice characters Oh, Odo. xD
SashaLigress 1 year ago 2
uncharted 2 schafer lmao
chibityphlosion2 1 year ago
It's a real credit to his acting ability that he could say this dialogue without cracking up!
rocketman544 1 year ago 3
It's Mr.House!
flectz 1 year ago 2
It's a different character to Boston Legal, and the character is Paul Lewiston, not Mr. Austin.
kidcrowth 1 year ago 3
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curious... Isn't the judge Mr. Austin in "Boston Legal"? a senior partner at Crane, Poole, and Schmidt in the spinoff show?
Are they the same person, or different characters?
sometimes you just have to spank that monkey!
sbwpolo14 1 year ago
curious... Isn't the judge Mr. Austin in Boston Legal? a senior partner at Crane, Poole, and Schmidt in the spinoff show?
Are they the same person, or different characters?
sometimes you just have to spank that monkey!
sbwpolo14 1 year ago
He is the voice actor for Mr. House in Fallout: New Vegas!
007aaa2 1 year ago 2
Same character from Boston Legal?
Nightingale2814 1 year ago
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I love this show and really wish full episodes were available...anyone????
AIClayneonthebrain 1 year ago
I love this show and really wish full episodes were available...anyone????
AIClayneonthebrain 1 year ago
@AIClayneonthebrain yes if you go buy the dvds im sure you would be impressed with the quaility and have made a fine purchase.
trevortes 9 months ago
I remember when he told this story to Quark
Jaiyeson 1 year ago 4
OMFG!!! Do people think this bull shit happens in court? Most courts are assembly lines, they dispense justice in record time. Go through 19 cases an hour.
talltom1973 1 year ago
@talltom1973 Oh lighten up!
MrLunitunz 1 year ago
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talltom1973 1 year ago
@talltom1973 Depends on the judge, that one judge in boston legal that looks like James Earl Jones races through his cases at like one a minute.
Pilkingtube 1 year ago
my goodness that was pretty hilarious. i could hardly hold back. and i was just waiting for that guy to burst. never watched the show but i kinda wanna know what happened next. odo, what is this fixation with ray charles. not only was he a blind, black american hero but he was a converted jew if i remember right. mention that next time.
memberjacket 1 year ago
The wonderful René...*sigh*
alma1980sommerregen 1 year ago 5
"He beat his monkey! BEAT IT!"
GusF 1 year ago
wtf? What was the sentence?!
Archedgar 1 year ago
@Archedgar
the sentence was upped to 18 months in jail instead of the original 6 months.
MellowMarth 1 year ago
@MellowMarth That is typical of such "high-minded" people in positions of power. They are so narcissistic that they take revenge for their hurt feelings. The writers of this episode got the pathology down pat!
pitcalco 1 year ago 4
Whoever played that young man was a good actor! And Mr. Auberjonois was great as usual too!
saxaphone1987 1 year ago
It's a ridiculous speech, but I would have been able to refrain from laughing. As absurd as it is, this lecture from the judge is more sad than funny.
NYerintransit 1 year ago
LORRRRD GAWD HE LOVVVVVED THE NEEDLE. HE BEEEAT HIS MONKEEEEEY! BEAT IT I TELL YOU! HIS NAME WAS MISSSSTER...RAAAYMOND CHARLES!
LOL Rene is truly epic
wickedfeylady 1 year ago 4
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good actor, I think its time for him to retire
gerryono 1 year ago
It's Odo! (dies of happiness) He's my favorite DS9 character!
DestinedJedi87 1 year ago 30
He should have played it off as crying! I thought for sure that's what he'd do lol
JMRousso 1 year ago 2
This is very funny material.
jiveturkey25 2 years ago
I just saw this morning! He tells another story later. That should be put up too.
earlymid90schild 2 years ago
Well come on, what was the sentence?!
AsksOneThing 2 years ago
"Whatever you do, DON'T LAUGH." You know what'll happen after that.
cTeng1 2 years ago 3
ugh, i was waiting for it...
nxer 2 years ago 2
I love Rene. xD He's SUCH a fantastic stage actor! I'd be thrilled to see him on stage, considering his Tony awards. ^^
Myuutsu4life 2 years ago 2
Yeah he has this magical power that when he comes on stage he can make even a bad play look like the best thing you ever saw
RebelFounderOdogoo 2 years ago
lol @ the stenographer.
weedbix 2 years ago
XDDDD Gawd I love Rene. The outtakes for this scene must have been epic. Thanks for posting. ^^
waitingfor2008 2 years ago 3
Where is Benny Sisko collapsing on the background while bebopping trumpets blare?
saanichprince 2 years ago 3
Because Constable Odo is watching.
kmg4 2 years ago 28