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  • sigh only toby could possibly make drinking and driving funny

  • you should just do the quest but on your way do ur funny stuff its so ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff­ffffffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuu­uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnn­nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn­nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnyyyyyyyyyy­yyyyyyyyy

  • ZADD

  • Toby sounds funny in 240p XD (I don't know why I put it so low)

  • If I got to ask Toby one question, it would most likely be: "How in the world DO Jehovah's Witnesses bleed to you?" LOL...

  • he wuz just like: oh theres a double blade in ur chest girl ima reach in there now don't make this awkward.

  • Stealing another man's wife and drunk driving; Oh Toby, you're such a role-model.

  • bleeding like a Jehovas withness, lol, they totally do!

  • je-an-nine lol

  • yes

  • does anyone else notice the red rings?

    

  • Darvin!? your names funny and your head is stupid! XD

  • Don't worry Rodger, your wife is in good hands.  :D

  • hothothothothothothothothothot­hot

  • Isn't weird that ALL that females in this game have DD's???? This game was made for perverts like Toby :3

  • ''Bleeding, Like a jahovers witness...''  LOL xD

  • lol girl i love u but i need a crazy psycho sugger cane mistris 2

  • D:

    "What girls gonna want me?"

    T_T I do...

  • ""i have plenty of free sluts,,no free sluts,,i'll pay for some free sluts""

    that what she said,,,lol

  • i found 1 thing about tobuscus....he got no sense of direction

  • Dude if you need money in this game find a co-op player who is a high level and have him kill zombies they drop over 2k sometimes more

  • Weird... that Maggie has short brown hair just like my sister Maggie! And they're equally whiny!

  • to all the jessica's out there, myself included, may i congratulate us once again for inventing the machine that gets us into toby's computer :P lol!

  • Toby, that sugar cane knife was made of that family of sugar cane u killed in minecraft.. and the wife was never in her husband's will... D'X

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  • my defaults a baby turtle

  • is it just me or does he shake is charecter

  • once i watched a video on chuck Norris and when I accidentally clicked dislike it said This feature is not available. Please try on a different video

  • my name is Jessica. I freakin love my name now

  • @MIKUfann hey i have a.........................

  • the blade came out of her boobs :b

  • MADD would have alot to say about this episode

  • "Darvin... your name's funny and your head is too big".

  • Toby I'm a jehovah's witness :( but I lub you lol

  • If the game is in co-op mode with the max players (4), can they all go on the car + Jessica? :P

  • STOP TALKIN TO JESSICA AND JUST^ DRIVE!!!!

  • Jessica are those real? Lol!

  • toby telling a zombie to act dead..................speechle­ss im speechlessXD

  • I watched JESSICA while doing homework one evening, so weird when Toby starts yelling your name and how you want him. xD

  • Thumbs up if you scream Thank you when he says Bless you

  • toby should make a movie, yeahhhhh.

  • "Jessica, are those real, be honest... Jessica AH JESSICA, FIGHT IT! FIGHT IT!"

    XD

  • Hhadadadadadadah <3 I love you (:

  • Tobuscus :) your freakin awesome man, I love all your videos and you make me laugh all the time! I hope your awesome keeps you alive forever :)

  • whats the red glowing thing

  • i think i laugh a little to much during the videos... i laughed so hard my laptop fell of ma lap

  • He turns the wrong way:

    Me: Your going the wrong way Toby.

    Toby: Aww crap I'm going the wrong way.

    XD talk about timing.

  • the knife is by the truck

  • no toby its ba-noi holiday resort gosh

  • Well this is a good commercial for not drinking and driving

  • Jessicaaaa! Your making it to drive.....Jessicaaaa! Were a couple now we have to get out together! XD

  • Colin's last name means 'balls' in danish. LOL! Kugler.

  • hot hot hot hot hot hot hot XD lol

  • 6:25 I was like " UUGH! It's on the ground Toby pick it up!" ><

    Still love watching this :D

  • AHHH!!! MY NAME IS JAVIER!!!

  • toby please play shadows of the damned after this :D

  • AHH! INTO THE BUSH. :DD

  • YOUR MAKING IT HARD TO DRIVE

  • he sounds so much like caboose some times

  • even thought this happened a month ago, go back and get that double blade thats on the ground!

  • Your wife is in good hands *crashes into a bush*

  • wow. he actually fallowed the dots... for a while

  • he totally missed the double bladed knife he got from jessica

  • Lol if someone walked up to me and was all "hot-at-adadadada" or whatever Toby says, I would be flattered. Lol!

  • Jessicaaaaa... you're a couple now! You get out of the car at the same timeeee.. c'mon now.

  • I actually sneezed during this video :D Bless me!

  • This episode more then any other, reminds me of Caboose :D

  • Ok, trying to drink coffee and watching Toby is NOT working out....I don't want to shoot coffee out of my nose at the computer screen from laughing...

  • part 226: toby figures out theres a main story to this game

  • jessica's husband looks like the guy on epic meal time

  • TOBY PLZ FOCUS ON YOUR fourwheels friend XDDD

  • SPOILER ALERT.....Jessica's husband wasn't biten by a zombie, he was mauled by Chuck Norisses pet and that pet is a motha fucking Liger....TRUE FACT.

  • @3vilpancake TRUE FACT : no-one cares abut Chuck Norris anymore. This is 2011 get with the times.

  • @wasssssuppppppp i care about Chuck Norris

  • wen toby drives da truck, it reminds me of zombie land!!

  • u know you dxropped the knife jessica gave you by the car right?

  • wow good driving drunk guy

  • Toby: Hey Roger...your wife shes in good hands broseph, woo yeah!

    Me: That sounds strikingly like my cousin...

  • my name is JESSICA!!!

  • PIXLES!! SO MANY PIXLES!!!

  • If you need a weapon juss find a lady gal and check her tits she may have some good items..... even if there is none... it good to keep your moral up :)

  • @TobyGames TOBY! sell some of the shit in ur inventory ur not using so u have room for a med kit!!! u got a ton of crap in there u don't use!

    :D

  • #1 line - Boo Ya!

    Never get tired of it lol

    

  • awww you two should get married

  • As funny as this is, all the nodding and looking up down and left and right is giving me a head ache. Motion sickness Toby... Stop it! Bless your face xxx

  • @Ackleholic same here lol

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  • In 6:02 it sounds like shes saying "can you tickle my ass now" haha

  • You didnt pick up the double blade! Its double the awesome! You nugget.....

  • oh my god if he would have left i would have died of a rage induced heartattack

    

  • I wish we could have seen the episode that happened and he lost D: It sounded so awesome. Oh well, he'll make up for it XD

  • just realised the steering wheel is on the right :D

  • HEY ROGER! Your wife's in good hands! rofl

  • " Her husband, was freakin bleeding...like a Jehovah's Witness." Hahahhaha

  • Just drive, Toby...

  • toby in front of care with a hot girl in it

    toy: wait i forget something

    2sec later

    toby:mhumhhmhmmm lets get drunk why the f*ck not were f*cked anyway

    hotgirl: look at me i am hot hot hot hot hot toh

  • you didn't have room in your inventory so you left that great double blade.

  • pixelated piece of crap :)

  • so is it ever going to be night time there?

  • I love hearing him say my name so much XD

  • Thank you for saving me! I'm sure all the Jessica's agree your the best hothothot drunk zombie hunter while picking up chicks in dead island

  • Doesn't Toby just play pc games because that's all the games I see him play

  • @ZxDiabloXz La noire is on xbox and i think when he was playing with cyspence it was on xbox to

  • @ZxDiabloXz He dose play on xbox

  • I have a cold. Soo Im gonna watch Tobuscus videos alll day. :)

  • bleeding like a jehova's witness LOL WHUT?!?

  • Dead Island - MORESBY - Part 76

  • Music of the way /watch?v=EI8ns_aBtzM

  • Please Play Pokemon Toby

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  • Zombieficationism

    Probably the best word i've ever heard

  • hahahahha

  • Epic Meal Time guy at 8:46

  • How do Jehovah's Witnesses bleed?

  • @dylanthechameleon just like normal people. I'm one

  • Its crazy how big every girl's tits are in this game

  • @sdfghsfgsdfg well, thats because we have perverts who buy these games and perverts who create the game and make them like that on purpose. lol the creators can't get any, so they make their own

  • i hope toby plays battlefield 3 that would be awesome!!!!

  • OMG THERE GINORMAS

  • "i'm just gonna sneeze on you real quick" "aaah... AAAHHH" "oh i stopped it i stopped it" "phew, you're lucky"

    *steps around on her* "I would've infected you with my cold-virus"

  • "bleeding like a freaking jehova's witness" hahah I laughed for so long I had to rewind the video!

  • Friends name is Jessica Nelson. It's cool.

  • I didnt know Kim Jong Il was on youtube :D

  • @DegorothAmon who the hell is that

  • @AkilZodiac a korean president :P toby does his team america voice all the time hahaha

  • toby listen..... i have something terrible to tell you: jessica's husband is real too

    XD

  • TOBY U DRoPPED THE DOUBLE BLADE ON THE GROUND!!!!!!

  • @thelory3434 I KNOW. Damn. That pissed me off considering he loves cutting heads off so much and because the double blade looks awesome.

  • Aww! Thanks for killing that zombie for me!! ^^

  • 03:33

    'I'm going the wrong way'

    ?! TOBY KNOWS WHERE THE MINIMAP IS?! HOLYCRAP!!!

  • @MrInsaneMixer Jessica was a good motivator lol

    

  • @MrInsaneMixer he didn't go the wrong way...the game didn't go the 'Toby" way C:

  • zombie just want hugs! thumbs up if you get the reference

  • @lonideering racoon hug =D

  • @lonideering 123 person to thumbs up

  • This whole episode needs to be a highlight.

  • OMG its chris pirillo

  • what do you think a medkit does toby...

  • toby hit Y on you keyboared

  • The Awkward when you said moment in your head

  • Your name's funny,and your head's too big :) hahaha

  • Your name's funny,and your hheads too big :) hahaha

  • Toby adn and toby drunk is the same XD

  • DO THE DUKE VOICE!

  • Do anyone notice that some zombies are Toby fans? Just listen them when they are attacking they will make this noise: WHEEEEEEEEEEW!

  • Toby we want Deus Ex:HR! it's been a long time!

  • Hilarious, I love this playthrough!

  • I feel like I'm watching a first-person action/comedy movie haha!

  • DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE TOBY

  • part 21 - 8% completion

    so this is gonna take atleast 200 episodes lol...

  • @jeffen8 i know lol hes still not done with L.A. noire.

  • just like his la noire driving.. hitting every possible obstacle

  • Win a copy of Terraria on my channel :)

  • my name is javier, and toby called me silly, i dont know if should happy or insulted..

  • What girl isn't attracted to you? hahah, scythe or no scythe.

  • lol @5:11 that was creepy (;゜0゜)

  • "Are those real? Let's be honest.." At that very moment my laptop was coated in my pot noodle ):

  • Win a copy of Terraria on my channel :)

  • Of course i'm real Toby! Geeze, i could have told you that! ^-^

    I'm glad you seem to think we have chemistry.

    I'm lovin' this game more and more! Awkward? How about Awesome!

  • you talk to much

  • You need to get a new computer Toby. Should be a priority since you're channel is suffering from it!!

  • I love that cute croaky laugh you make

  • He was too damn rambly during this ep. That drive was just painful!

  • @tobygames "toby,not just for chicks, also for cock"? dude i think that old fat bald guy is saying your gay... i had a feeling he would do something like that sooner or later. i think you should uh you should do something about that one.. plus his ad's are getting old..