Karl Pilkington Tells Real Jokes

[Rawc90]

about two weeks... lmfao

[rageyart]

rickys a cunt

[jimmy2k4o]

thats proof karl isn't a character because that's what he thinks is funny what he thinks is funny and what makes him funny where laughing at something else completely

[Lewiiiiiiiis]

The Coldplay one was one of my favourites, though we don't really get the context here. Basically Ricky had been pretending to be Chris Martin (which was, in itself, hilarious)

[GKFC]

Ricky explodes at 2:48...

[mjw1234567890]

Classic Karl!! Please watch my video of Karl at his brilliant best!!

[ZachiswakYT]

apparently his face gets smaller when he tells a joke...

[TheIrateToenail]

i dont get the lying low joke?

[sesame135]

@TheIrateToenail.... shes just had a kid.... and he said shes done too much lying low ...meaning having sex.

[TheDampkap]

ricky stole carls like a virgin joke.

[lastserenadeUK]

Ricky is like Karl's personal canned laughter machine.

[BubbaShrimp2012]

I still don't get the Rick Waller joke. (I'm an American bloke). So does he say "he ate his hat"?

[LuciferDaFallenAngel]

@BubbaShrimp2012 at 3:15 ? his attitude=attechewed=hat he chewed

[BubbaShrimp2012]

@LuciferDaFallenAngel I guess that's brit pronunciation of 'attitude'. LOL

[LuciferDaFallenAngel]

@BubbaShrimp2012 Haha guess so .

[neilamadhava]

@BubbaShrimp2012 hat he chewed

[2wheelsteve]

These three are absolutely brilliant, fantastic, look both ways is top class, attitude, hat he chewed, oh man

[RottenSpaplem]

I envy Karl's ability to be hilarious without trying, and when he does try, he's even funnier.

[bradboy98]

I still go that 2:06 bit is so brilliant because you know he means it!

[gangster301]

I don't think the "when was that on?" at 2:20 was a joke.. I think he really wanted to know more about the 200pound tumor.

[ArkadeFyre]

2:40 is fucking spectacular!

[okletswatch]

GOD RICKY'S LAUGH AT 2:47 IS THE BEEEESSSSST!!!! XDD

[Hostoryproject]

I don't get it at :53 "not whilst coldplay are here" could someone explain?

[555hugs]

@Hostoryproject ricky was doing a horrendous impression of chris martin and steve was pretending to interview him as if coldplay had just been in to do a live gig.

[OracleUndone]

@Hostoryproject earlier in the show they pretended chris martin was there for an interview (which was actually ricky putting on a stupid voice)

[AlexisCapri]

lol I so love 5:17 and how badly it goes down

[wr3stl3r]

i don't think richard bacon gets the joke karl was telling about "dark times"

[train834]

Look at his little face

[ShawnD613]

2:48 My new favourite Ricky Gervais laugh

[poopiebum]

NILE \m/

[stephenzevon]

one of the best pilkington jokes was when ricky and steve were talking about ricky mentioning a man wiping sausages on his feet so the dog would lick 'em, to which karl says "yeeeaah but, why aren't you still there?"

[begood20000]

He's joking most of the time though. It's called dry humour. Well except when he's being a manc twat

[ColinXS]

I wish I could see Karl's little grin when he is deliberately funny.

[sanchezdestroyed]

2:45 LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOL that wasnt a laugh he fuckin screamed

[rickstein123]

Karl is so funny and witty. I love him

[rageagainstmonica]

Is that Karl's fabled joke face?

[superburnley1882]

Great compilation. Has anyone mentioned Karl saying the woman with three legs likes to put her "feets" up?

[ChristopherDone]

7:54 genius, absolute genius.

[ChristopherDone]

The XFM days were the glory days.

[1armedghostsamurai]

woudn't fit

[sneakitout]

One of my favourites is where they're discussing the 'Elephant Woman' who used to get picked up in Karl's Dad's taxi and Karl says something like "the thing about people like that is you can't make fun of them, cos they NEVER FORGET!"

[BigGayBear2007]

What the fuck is the reactions thing?

[DKOPness]

2:45 - BRILLIAAAANNNNTT!

[RJREID1992]

This is just amazing. Cracking compilation!

[10HitsugayaToshiro]

I love ricky's laugh

[kvkTR]

"And it was a dark time?" "Yeah, it was for me because I work nights." Unbelievable.

[ObfuscatingUsername]

the 'at 'e chewed..

[noodiTHEboss]

The Best show in history

[ghandiwithbinladen]

"look at his little face!"

[rockyfan94]

i dont know, its not as funny if you dont know the context... u cant just listen to the punch line to the joke

[imnevermakingavideo]

he looks like he's at a special camp in that picture

[vernthedog]

Don’t let him carry the baguettes

[essengeebee]

At 5:50 is Karl talking about the band Nile? I wouldn't have expected him to know anything about Death Metal.

[mixandmatchvideos]

@essengeebee As the producer, he's presumably just reading the press release for the festival.

[beefcrumpets]

@mixandmatchvideos There were tickets as a prize and he was reading who was there

[mixandmatchvideos]

@beefcrumpets I know.

[TheDarklord0211]

@mixandmatchvideos I didn't know producers could actually post videos about the show they.. produce?

[lowtalkerr]

@essengeebee He doesn't "know" about them, he's reading their name off the promosheet..... that's the joke.

[owireproductions2]

@essengeebee i love nile

[William1st]

@essengeebee I thought exactly the same! What context is Ricky asking Karl about bands?

[FretLegendSmithy]

hat-he-chewed, attitude.

genius.

[ajuk1]

2:47 best laugh ever,

[anetchi]

Good lord I love Ricky's laugh!

[EshnehGaming]

Too much laying low!

[guitarhero199]

put yourself in my shoes... wouldnt fit. lmfao

[tingtong70]

Awesome compilation!

[taylor6string]

ripped tennis ball

[91Holdem]

not whilst cold play are here hahahah that was brilliant genius

[benjaminlloyd1144]

Best personality combination on radio without a doubt. carl is legendary

[RexTauri]

@benjaminlloyd1144 That´s Karl with a K

[Stuart154]

I've always thought that the 'Get me in the book' line was one of the sharpest responses i've ever heard.

You missed out my personal favourite which was when before the show Derren Brown had tried to guess the number he was thinking (42) and he opened a letter which turned out to just be a women's dental inspection date 'Yea, but she could have a FAWLTY TOOTH'

[andykaufmen]

@Stuart154 that wasnt a joke, it was a genuine attempt to decipher the magic behind the ladder.

[pongd]

@Stuart154 also, after that he was even like "god, that darren browns good inn he?" lol...

[RubiixCat]

OMG KARL'S SMILING :O

[shanustheanus]

You can only understand the Coldplay bit, if you heard the rest of the show.

[rickisendo]

"why didn't he look both ways?" That was always one of my favourite bits of the radio show. : )

[Johnz0rr]

why wasn't he looking both ways. amazing!

[TheRealSzillard]

I like how you have managed to capture the future with "5 November 2011 (Scott Mills on Radio 1)"

[mixandmatchvideos]

@TheRealSzillard Thanks for telling me - changed it.

[Kedchup]

I love how Karl at 4:58 just thinks like, let's pop it in once more: ''Too much lying low''

[okletswatch]

@Kedchup yes i wish we could've seen his face!! =D

[bensimps123]

@Kedchup what does he mean by that joke?

[truckcompany]

I love how when Karl tries to make a genuine joke but because hes not a comedian like Ricky and Steve they turn out to be rubbish. Makes me feel better about my sense of humor :).

[killbot4178]

mong

[Rushly123456]

i love the pause Ricky always does after the joke

[AdamCW2k5]

amazing video, this should have as many views at meet karl pilkington !

[JohnPurchaseArt]

I'm starting a film studio called Knob at night productions.

[yongkykuncoro]

@JohnPurchaseArt Where you at? Can I join ya?