World's Dumbest Criminals 9 - Part 1

[marksmanlane]

don't forget the charity jar in that donut shop the criminals need that 20 bucks more than those 9 years olds with cancer

[TheIronSights]

This tv show is THE single most funny comedy ish show on all of tv

[happinin]

the part where the security guard tackled that guy, in Australia, by our laws he wouldve been charged with assault and false arrest, because the guy may have had the items on him and looked suspicious but he hadnt left the store yet. You have to witness the criminal act to perform a citizen arrest and you also have to wait till the guy steps out of the store. Aussie laws are flawed.

[Thedarkbrother21]

Verne Troyer insulting criminals is the funniest shit ever!!!!! I loved seeing that!!!!

[alexneil1967]

disease free  lol

[MrNinjatuna1]

why the fuck would a guy fuck a table?wtf

[karlamartinez31]

LOVE THiS SHOW =)

[chesshercat24]

Can you just imagine if those kids saw that?

Kid: Look Ms.Teacher-lady that guy is on his table. What is he doing?

Ms.Teacher-lady: Well, it looks like he 1) "setting" the table

or 2) FUCKING THE SHIT OUT OF IT!! but ether way hes having sex with a table...

Kid: O.O .... mommy!!...

At least that's what I think....

[mercenarygamer1]

thumb up dis comment

[brownie8757]

Wouldn't you be afraid of getting splinters if you were the guy doing the table???

[JustListenGeorge]

I would love to be a security guard so I can suplex this criminals.

[RetroVideoFan]

You just got your ass kicked by a Swiffer. If that gets out in prison, you are someone's girlfriend by lunchtime.

LOL.

[mercanaries3]

lol the guy who shows like very little emotion and tells the best jokes is fucking funny

[Hehehe13023]

Jo Koy is the shit

[motorman187]

ITS ON THE SHELF! ITS ON THE SHELF!.....ITS ON THE SHELLFFFF! lmao

[GFORCEpackattack]

i love how every time a crimanle gets locked in the place hes robbin with out a wepon 3 things always happen 1. he begs please let me out  (n the employess are calm and cool like ha) 2.he finnaly gets smart and heads for the back door ( n the employess freak out beggin with him YOU CANT GO BACK THERE DONT GO BACK THERE) cuz they no hell get away n3. they try to block the crook to no avail

[GFORCEpackattack]

4 all the world dumbest shows they got crimanles is the best it never gets old n just when u seen it all they keep gettin dumber and dumbr

[TheCreeperhunter]

Literally fended off by an old woman with a broomstick. Now that's embarrassing.

[PJAMAZ]

Table Porn = Rule 34

[cupidgurl245]

Who makes love 2 a freaking pinnic table.Gross and freak.

[raran44]

if the guy at the pet store didn't have a real gun, why didn't he just open a bank account?

[MidnighWolf]

The Z list 'Comics' trying to be funny ruin it slightly.

[Solitemel]

@MidnighWolf

I think that's the point, or rather the joke, of the whole show. They're D-list actors making fun other people's stupidity. truTV even said so on their network.

[MidnighWolf]

@Solitemel

Hmmm I see... Kind of makes you want to give up on life as a whole, don't it..? :p

[rearea718]

@Solitemel I know thats the best part of the show even if some of the jokes arent even funny.

[COSM1CxTyler]

father and son robbery like a muder in the park

[zachthehedgehog97]

1:34 "i wheel hurt you" lol

[DeezyChris]

@zachthehedgehog97 hahahahahaha

[bobalicious8]

they should make worlds dumbest assholes

[tobeman25]

these dumb bitches in the liquorstore would have been dead in a usual robbery. There are not protected and lock themselves with the robber . how dumb is that?

I cant believe tv pushing this as a smart behaviour and calling the gentleman-robber dumb.

[Solitemel]

@tobeman25

Actually, there is an episode where Danny Bonaduce brings that up (He says, "What is this new trend of locking yourself in with the criminals? Isn't that a BAD idea?)

I agree it's stupid. I mean maybe if the robber doesn't have a weapon, it's understandable, but other than that, no.

[NeonDreamzNinja]

@tobeman25 if they hurt the clerk or anybody else the robber just makes it worse for themselves when the cops get there so they are just screwing themselves

[VikingKitsune]

furniture fetishes?! Umm...wow O_o

[DaKil3r]

picnic table porn!!!!!

[cardinalsfan1027]

Fresno! I live in Fresno lol

That's the Club One Casino

[wayzboyzlover]

love this show