Thousand Island Dressing

[BL4CKR0ZE]

The fuck is that nigga doin witg yo Pam cooking spray O-o hmmmm....? XD

[SonicobbsessedR2]

>2007

>Fapping to magazines

[Dracmas420]

He's Reuben one out

[TheBebop51]

@Dracmas420 This NEEDS to be the new top comment.

[FiyahMuzik]

How do you have more views on MY video than me??

[thebitterbuffalo]

@FiyahMuzik hahahaha that sucks homie

[TheBebop51]

@FiyahMuzik Good question.

[somethingXX12]

better question why is there Pam?

[focusjaydiv]

the fuck is Dwight Howard doin with my thousand island?

[elcapix]

hahahaha WTF? 

[crypto6496]

so um... did NOBODY else notice the Pam??

[snatchez]

@crypto6496 and a bottle of aliza hahaha



[Danosaur101]

Dude this was released on my birthday :D

[sadxgurl]

beeen havin this in my favorites since 08!!

[JE3forThree]

38 people don't like thousand island dressing

[DARTeepoman123]

how does this not have a mil views yet?

[wisewarriormuzic]

GRANNY DON'T!

[OMGxYoungAce]

Press 6 for: "Fuck is this nigga doin wit my thousand island?"

[Antimoniter1993]

MY MOM CAUGHT ME WATCHING THIS and thought it was porn

then i told her it was youtube

she said,and quote,"whats a youtube?"

[spk9grsch]

is this shit real????????????????????

[tommwoww]

Thumbs up if u saw this on Tosh.0

[psychoticchik]

@tommwoww JUST watched that shit had to see it again!!

[gearsdan]

NEVER MESS WITH A NIGGAS THOUSAND ISLAND

[Sickdrummer22]

Fuck is Dwight Howard doin with my thousand island?

[msderay]

What's with the PAM?

[fuckVEVO84]

LMFAO!!!! OWNED!!!

[yamisosteez]

did anybody else notice the pam cooking spray??

[PianoKammy]

C'mon guys... he just needed some dressing to toss his salad with.

[nrb9020]

it would be funnier without the sound effect but still hilarious lol

[DARTeepoman123]

36 people got caught with that niggas thousand island

[Dattdudebadd1]

Hpnotiq, pam, and thousand island. Lmao

[jermaine341]

i wouldn't eat at they house.

[DaddyRob04]

haha



[TheWatuppeoplesful]

Lol XD Genious

[stocker104]

Anyone else see the Pam lol

[niffleheim3399]

im more concerned because theres pam

[JoeRunnington]

nigga had pam sittin there too smh

[CommanderPeelz]

wait was he masturbating or taking a shit? XD

[redwhiteandrasta]

i would look that scared to if i got caught with stealing someones dressing

[redwhiteandrasta]

thats where my pam went

[wisewarriormuzic]

Tha fuck is Dwight Howard doin with his thousand island..and more importantly the bottla Alize XD

[bagelkel00]

This is literally one of the most hilarious videos of all time.

[liquigasNibali]

lol omg that funny

[copomo]

press 2 repeatedly

[SmrtA55]

I peffer ranch and can cheese.

[StahvinSteven]

Keep pressing 4

[SoupaSoulja]

Johnsinville Sausages, the white guy remix of this =p

[flirt7777]

he's making a fappuccino

[SmallButMighty26]

did anyone else see the pam too??

[tdwp4pre5ident]

best 8 seconds of my life, besides sex

[vinay0429]

You have to toss his salad ;)

[masterchief7771]

his face is priceless

[OpTicSiKGrizz]

best video ever

[IFriskyy]

@OpTicSiKGrizz <3

[shield121]

i bet some ppl tried jerking off with thousand island after watching this

[BrentstonCrawford]

i wonder if the dude on the toilet ever got the thousand island back ?

[wisewarrior7]

I don't get this generation.When we were caught in the bathroom we were wackin off not garnishing our dick in fine sauces.He looked like he was about to serve his dick baked with salad and a roll

[vampyrezombiedragon]

@wisewarrior7 I think it's a joke there, Grandpa.

[lestersole]

@wisewarrior7 i think he was just taking a shit bro

[wisewarriormuzic]

@lestersole why would he be moaning,flipping his shirt up and down,staring at a magazine with a chick in it if he was just takin a shit lol.The dressing was supposed to be the lube.That's the punchline

[WingChroniam]

And thus we discovered how "Thousand Island Dressing" was made.

[yermom014]

I now know the meaning to life.

[blazezero1]

IT'S THE TOSS SALAD MAN!!!!!!!!!!

[zombieslayer122]

why did he have the door open while he was jerking off

????? hahahahaha

[alstarmdj92]

tosh.O

[TheBebop51]

Thank you Everett.

[Endgame1320]

Black and Yellow Parody:

youtube.com/watch?v=KylYtQT8AA­M

[BGUESS06]

33 people people got caught choking it with Thousand Island dressing.

[logoonyogo]

What is he doing with PAM is the better question.

[SwaqqaqueenDhaFulles]

Lmao! Hahahahahahaha Awsomee

[WMNWO]

i find this video difficult to masterbate to.

[purestrnoobify]

@WMNWO Maybe you need some thousand island!

[WMNWO]

@purestrnoobify haha lol

[cooltjh4]

this dude goes allout whne he does it , he had lotion pam cooking spray thousandisland dressing and shampoo.. wow

[BrentstonCrawford]

what the fuck is this nigga asking me why i have his thousand island?

[JACOBXSMITH]

Is he playing with his PP

[HostileSausage]

LMAO.



[LeroyJenkins1994]

Fuck is this nigga doin with my Thousand Island?

[TheBlackKeegan]

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[ThemSteezeKidz]

keep pressing 6 :)

[wisewarrior7]

Pam cooking spray,thousand island dressing,and a shota Alize.Was he about to stir fry and garnish his dick before he beat it.....lmfao

[logenl1]

31 people tried using thousand island sauce after watching this

[RawrItzFlipBoi]

I brought myself here..

3 years ago.

[thederelict]

im in tears..

[TheX4Rida]

THIS SHOULD BE A COMERCIAL LOL :)

[russelsmithjackson]

@TheX4Rida OMG IT SHOULD!! haha for thousand island dressing!! ha



[JO5EA5]

fuck is this nigga doin with my thousand island continued> he makes eye contact with his roommate he realizes what he is doin and c's the climax and notices his thousand island dressing smeared on his favorite magazine and discovers what that nigga has been doing to his thousand island

[dogkiller64]

@JO5EA5 that wasnt funny u stupid fuck

[itZzLegitZz]

i dont get it, but its fuckin hilarious for some reason

[ashleyortega1]

@itZzLegitZz haha do you get it yettt? >.< the guy was jerking off to a porn magazine while sitting on the toilet and using thousand island dressing(x

[TopTenCrew]

so...what was he doing with it

[jayaatee]

I've never eaten thousand island again after seeing this video.

[MST720]

it will forever be a mystery

[LAZERMAN300]

Lmao hahaha wow

[MeluhDBomb]

the fuck nigga?

[PhillieCheese34]

Press 6 for the instant funneh.

[natex0]

@PhillieCheese34 aw i didnt even know you could press numbers like that thanx

[jackdexx]

ten minuets earlier... "Damn i love me some big booty bitches... i need to go to the bathroom. le' me get my magazine. here's the lotion, man nothins in here. i guses i could use this alize...aaand Pam? well Pam does help you pull it off. thousan, no.... mabye."

[Sup3rShann0n]

Nevermind the ranch dressing. A whole bottle of lotion, & a can of non stick cooking spray? How much lube does he need? And a quarter of a bottle of Alize...? What was he romancing himself into the mood? I thought I did weird shit when I jerk off, but this guy... He wins that tug of war

[thePainkiller25]

ive watched this 11 times now. still is the funniest thing ever

[assa1ther0]

keep oressing 4

[sackjack22]

Keep pressing 6 lol

[tystickytyty]

ahaha this gets me every time

[SimplyChuck1]

not only was he beating his meat but he also likes to garnish it with a nice sauce on the side

[wisewarrior7]

LMFAO!!! Dis nigga got thousand island dressin and Pam spray.Is he beatin it or servin his dick baked with salad and a roll xD

[zero1244034]

Why did he un 1000 island if he had lotion

[Supersayianwarrior88]

y the hell is there liquor???!!

[sleve5517]

thumbs up if you watched this on tosh.o and if u saw the pam 

[Zutu51]

@sleve5517 THUMBS UP

[EviLmudkipz]

30 people lost their thousand island

[patharris1996]

NOOOOOOOOO!!!!

[Godofwar7107]

Ok wat about the arbor mist bottle ... Getting himself in the mood

[Kwalsh902]

true ballers new about this video before Tosh.0

[Explicit305]

He's jacked it 999 times.. finally gets caught

[pinkpuffdady]

anyone else notice the PAM?

[BlackxNxYellow]

Hes marinating it haha

[BlackxNxYellow]

that is so fuckin funny

[JustMassive7]

Points for the pam spray.

[MekeyBurton]

the fuck is this nigga doin with my thousand island?!

[Keaton2008]

As Dave Attel would say: "Jäger".

[tystickytyty]

or maby just maby he was adding some of his own thousand island tadpole dressing to the batch.

[wisewarrior7]

@tystickytyty He was tossin his salad till the ranch came out xD

[MysticVegitoSSJ3]

@wisewarrior7 ???

[wisewarrior7]

@MysticVegitoSSJ3 Puzzled again are we lol?Just a joke.

[tystickytyty]

the joke is he was using pam and thousand island for lube ahahhaha and yes his face is fucking comical!

[wohoSG]

first i thought he was taking a shit but then re watched it 5 times and figured out he was taking shit AND jerking off

[billybobboberson]

@wohoSG i think he was just wackin it not pooping as well i could be wrong tho that might be part of the joke

[AzhtechEntertainment]

Does he say "Fuck is this nigga doing with my thousand island?" Or does he say "Fuck is this nigga doing in Bathroom?"

[theblacktippingpoint]

i fapped to this video 8 times already

[JohnnyKBeatz]

did anyone see the pam spray on the counter

[billybobboberson]

@JohnnyKBeatz lol ya i saw that i guess things get sticky lol

[TheAmmaaazzingSam]

Doesn't anyone knock anymore?

[billybobboberson]

@TheAmmaaazzingSam doesnt anyone lock doors anymore :)

[dWhiteLightningb]

There should be a sequel where he walks in and says "the fuck this nigga doin with my Catalina".

[billybobboberson]

@dWhiteLightningb paul newmans would be funny 2 and he can have a can of raid next to it(for whatever reason)

[billybobboberson]

saw this on tosh.o one of the funniest things ive ever seen, it cant be real right? who jerks off with thousand islands behind an unlocked door? who fuck jerks off with thousand islands!

[tystickytyty]

@billybobboberson that is funny shit aahahahha

[billybobboberson]

@tystickytyty lol ty not as funny as this video tho i cant stop laughing at it his face is priceless

[OneManUniversity]

IT ALL MAKES SENSE. he was masturbating on the toilet using thousand island as lubricant! :O

[zero1244034]

The most helirous veideo ever

[DivineForcesBro]

Helllllllo!

[salvo711]

Holy shit, this is fucking incredible.

Five stars, thumbs up, subscribed, commented, liked, everything.

[LunitaValeria]

LMFAO This is never gonna get old

[TheConnord12]

every major event in human history has lead to this moment. this is the greatest thing i have ever seen...

[poledancerz1]

does anyone know if there is an original video?

[justinely916]

What the fuck is this nigga doing with my thousand island and my Pam and my hypnotic lol

[TheAnonymousComedy]

What the fuck is this nigga doing with Pam nonstick!?!?!?

[MyLuchaLibreLife]

Masturbating??? Is the answer masturbating?

[entheman86]

tosh was the pam for his bumhole?

[jdogrobinson888]

Daniel Tosh!

[skater4u10151]

.. the fuck is he doing with your PAM?

[DruDDown5150]

Hes making Ranch with your thousand isaland.

[mooeymak1]

HAHAHAH IS WHAT IS THIS. IS THIS EVEN REALLLLLL

[number1redskinsfan]

What the fuck is Dwight Howard doing with his thousand island?

[CZRXCZR]

@number1redskinsfan Its a pregame ritual

[yeawoah555]

@number1redskinsfan that is soo funny brehh

[yeawoah555]

@number1redskinsfan dude that was so funny

[Johnlee137]

HAHAHAHAHA His face is so perfect

[Akatsuki1289]

ROTFL!!

[shadowkoizumi]

I think this guy REALLY loves food to jerk with Thousand Island Dressing.

[BornEnLighTeneD]

@WhatTheFuck386 ... LMFAO.

S i l l y. :)))

[shacklsofdespair]

why is there a bottle of hypnotiq and a can of PAM in there? LMFAO

[fefaydude121]

this has to be the best video of all time.

[benfrankart]

only thing missin was a stick o buttah.

[fefaydude121]

@benfrankart don't you know niggas only use i cant believe its not buttah? watch chicity

[benfrankart]

man this scene wouldve made the cut in an adam sandler flik or a ben stiller flik... lol'd. that was hella crzy.

[Cloakingpower]

Tosh.O has showed me something amazing.

[N9NEseventeen]

@Cloakingpower haha when i saw this on tosh last night i was surprised, i saw this video like 3 yrs ago!

[DivineForcesBro]

Lmaaaaaaaao, that thousand Island nigggggggaaaaaaaaaa!