I think humor is how we talk about the truth in a way which is basically objectively verifiable by way of laughter. But there's no way to say exacty what is being verified, but the laugher understands it instinctively deep down.
im not saying you were wrong to tell the joke, more power to you, but penn really has some double standards. he'll tell a joke calling hillary clinton a bitch, but a few months later comes out very sympathetically for sarah palin when the country found out she's a moron.
Excellent joke. Gotta love Penn and Teller. To the folks who complained about it- you gotta get a sense of humor - or if that doesn't work - how about an enema.
Nice prediction... not that EVERYONE and their mama didn't know many months ago that Obama was going to win, but still for the record that was a good call ^.^
Fuck Hillary, let her go back to lobbying against Mortal Kombat for super Nintendo. Hell, she even said she can "become president overnight in Punjabi" with all the outsourcing she promoted, set let her fucking try over there lol.
Speaking of polls. I've never met anyone in my life that has been called and polled. I know a lot of people that vote though. I think polls are used as much to shape opinion as to analyze it. Like in commercials for example, "4 out of 5 doctors prefer... ". There is a reason they do that. Politics is not much different from the advertising business. The polls always tighten up towards the election because their accuracy reputation is on the line.
This is actually precisely the reason why I was pleased that Obama did not pick Clinton as his running-mate. The vast majority of the country thinks of her as a lying bitch, and in those words. No amount of campaigning is going to shake that stigma.
When she was running for senate in my home state (NY) her people trashed the streets with fliers showing her big face in the middle in Downtown Brooklyn NYC. And the flier WAS endorsed by Hillary Clinton. Best part, the store owners all got sanitation tickets for having trash on their sidewalk. Fuck Hillary.
yea, the only ones not happy Hillary did not get it is older white women who are prob rasicts and just wanted to see a woman president. I am sure one day we will see a woman president.....she just picked the wrong time to run.
Yeah... the important part is getting the best president for the country regardless of gender, race, whatever. Sure it would be nice to have a woman president, but I want her elected on her merits, not because she's a woman. Gender shouldn't come into it.
Yup. Libertarianism is samo-samo old skool John Birch Society crypto-nazism all gussied up for 21st century hipster white boys who don't get it.
[resp. to bc9021010011:
"Neo-Con Republican = no Social Security, no labor unions, no minimum wage, no worker safety regulations, no universal health care, no environmental protection, no regulation of corporations, no civil rights protections, no antitrust laws.
Libertarian = same as above, but you can get high and fuck whatever you want."]
words offend you? what about the state of the nation? That is not offensive? Words are just that words. If you are offended, that is not his fault. He has no control over your emotions. You control that.....
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sarcasm is understood by the inflection in someones voice. not the words they type....who's the real moron? you for typing sarcasm or me not getting it?
two more stupid self-righteous bigots...yea, and the easter bunny's real too...stop defending myths and fairy tales please?? for the sake of humanity??
muslims believe the same sensless basis as christianity...that's like saying i'll take a chronic flu over chronic bronchitis...with both, you still have to hock up a bunch of crocky shit...:P
Penn Jillette and Raymond Teller belong to the pro-corporate Cato Institute, which has taken hundreds of millions to lobby against governement regulation, employee rights and benefits, environmental protection, etc.
George Bush hired half a dozen Cato Insitiute wonks for a commission to "study" how to turn Social Security into forced investment in Wall Street.
Cato's goal is to return the US to robber baron times. They throw in sexual freedom and drug legalization to fool working people.
Listen to this unfunny fraud. He mouths propaganda for the Cato Institute, pro-Bush regime, pro-corporate talking point factory. Was a time we had astute political commentary from truly funny comedians like Bill Hicks -- smart and funny and still had balls. Hicks died young. But this tedious eunich, errand boy for the usual suits, lives in and on. With his phony-azz vocal tricks in place of realness he sounds more and more like that other fat neo-con shill Rush Limbaugh.
You are an idiot tossing around words you can't define. Penn Jillette is not a "neo-con". He's not even a Republican. He's a proud Libertarian and always has been.
Actually a neo con is the movement of the liberal party to the conservative side, which was coined I believe in the early 1980s. They aren't socialists.
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I though a neo-con was a socialist that went back to supporting Stalin (something like that). I will read up on it again, but I think that it's use meaning a new-republican, is not really accurate.
Saw Penn and Teller in Vegas the day Edwards endorsed Obama. Penn said something like "it comes ahead of Chelsea Clinton's endorsement of Obama." If you go to Vegas, you have to see P&T at the Rio. Take the shuttle bus if it's available at your hotel.
The best way to anger an Obama supporter is to prod them on his issues... which most of them don't know. In my opinion the Obama campaign is about electing HIM with no real substance. Ron Paul 2008... and continued!
Lately Penn Jillette, fame whore, has been mouthing the hackneyed Neo-Con line that not voting is the best thing to do when your perfect candidate is not on the ballot. Neo-Con Republicans always try to engineer low voter turnout, and so put this discouraging idea out there at every presidential election. This guy has cultivated the trust of an audience and now proceeds to influence them. Btw, Hillary is only five years older than Penn, and he uses more hair dye to cover the grey.
You are among the most ignorant people I have seen, on the internet. Aside from looking to nationalize industries that should not be nationalized (that means socialism), She has blatantly lied on public documents (and has gotten suit filed against her, for such), and has generally deprecated the American way of life. Your use of the term "Neo-Con" in reference to a man with (obviously) several times your enlightenment is laughable, at best. Take your nose out. Hillary will hurt, soon.
[resp. to bumpyjjeans: "The self-important ramblings of a mildly entertaining clown ... Hillary Clinton has spent a career formulating policy beneficial to the greatest number of people. Her years spent tirelessly crafting a national health care plan is but one example. Penn Jillette votes Republican just to keep the capital gains tax lower. It is unfortunate that he uses his populist image to persuade working people in his audience to also vote Republican, against their economic interests."]
it seems like the majority of people who are against hillary argue that she SEEMS like a bitch or that she SEEMS evil. can people stop basing their votes on shitty "gut feeling" criteria like that and focus, rather, on ISSUES?? it just pisses me off
Everything we observe SEEMS to be. When she doesn't answer a question, it SEEMS she's avoiding it. Illogical? Not at all. She digs up whatever she can, resorts to any underhanded blow that she can to avoid the issues. Ambition means nothing in anyone if it's mixed with ample proof of little or no values or convictions. She even stoops so low as to team up with a Neo-Con against Obama. She clearly cares nothing for her party. Personally, if I saw a man act the way she does, I'd like him less.
i had a feeling i'd get some responses on this one
the truth is, politicians, including hillary and obama, are all annoying, hypocritical often power-hungry opportunists. the quality people that politicians pretend to be are smart enough to not run for president because they don't want to be tortured under the mass media paparazzi-esque microscope
the longer you're in politics, the more mistakes you make. obama hasnt been in politics as long as hillary.
if i were to make the same argument youre making, i would start picking out all of obamas mistakes/flaws (i.e. his pastor, his questionable relationships in chicago, his questionably anti-american wife, his lack of experience, etc) but i dont make my decisions based on relationships or trifles. i care about issues. of course, they have very similar standpoints on issues. so here's the tie-breaker: obama can run in 8 years and get some real experience; hillary cant.
Issues? Like staying with a "man" that has demonstrated public disrespect for her, multiple times? Like filing false contribution disclosures? Like trying to ride her trailer trash husband's popularity into the oval office? I will be voting for Obama because he is three things:
1) Better spoken
2) Better qualified
3) Far more trustworthy
This is the first time I have not voted Republican. This is the first time Democrats have offered a better candidate. One Clinton was bad enough!
ok, you didnt understand what i was talking about (and i like how you put "man" in quotes. nice touch.) but enough with the bill clinton blow job thing. kennedy was fucking marylin monroe when he was in office, yet everyone just lets that slip from their minds. bill clinton's bj never affected his policies and he left office with our country in a surplus.
i concede, obama is a better speaker than hillary. better qualified? no. more trustworthy? you dont know that.
Hillary is just scary. A friend of mine is practically in love with her. Sometimes I really wouldn't mind slapping my friend across the face. But this joke made me want to give Penn a big hug.
I am, however, horrified by the fact that my gay friends who work in healthcare are voting for Hillary. Maybe my Gay-dar in on the blink and she's actually a butch bitch!!
Er, Penn is liberal (tarian) so I'm not sure he can predict the next president with a joke, but I think he can predict the next Democratic nominee as voted on by people in major cities since that's the type of person who would pay to see his show. Not too many bible reading farmers in there.
The self-important ramblings of a mildly entertaining clown are kitsch at best. Hillary Clinton has spent a career formulating policy beneficial to the greatest number of people. Her years spent tirelessly crafting a national health care plan is but one example. Penn Jillette votes Republican just to keep the capital gains tax lower. It is unfortunate that he uses his populist image to persuade working people in his audience to also vote Republican, against their economic interests.
If Penn is right - and I hope he is - I wish to god Hillary Clinton would get out of the race /now/ instead of weakening the Democratic bid for the Oval Office by wearing down Obama. For once, she needs to put the interests of the country ahead of her own.
hahaha... someone should forward this to Hilary or better yet, attach this in her campaign website... and add "this video is NOT approved by Hilary Clinton"... hahahaha... that would be hilarious!
Penn is pretty awesome!! Check out, "The Poker Donkey," a song about Bad Beats in No-Limit Texas Hold'em. If you like it please subscribe to our channel and add us as a fave!!
Do we want Jeremiah Wright advising our President. Bush got bad advice from the CIA. Obama will get advice like fuck America its in the Bible...Clinton will get advice from Clinton. She is the sound choice.
Also, pinkwrapbub, let's talk about sound choices. Hillary voted to use military force on Iraq, apologized saying that she didn't know any better, and ultimately voted to allow Bush to use military force on Iran just awhile ago (so now, thanks to Hillary and others, Bush has the 'ok' from Congress to attack Iran). What a sound fucking choice. Vote Obama.
Well I think Hilary is a good guy but Obama is black so I'm just gonna rant on and on and on like KTClovesducks and FatCracker89 and make everyone here think oh look at my wall o' text i are smrty pants i can talk about poopdy prezzys but Hilarys a bitch and obama is a pimp and Kerry a dick and Cheneys a Kerry but since there is so much text here i'll be so suprised if someone actually takes the time to read this. This comment will prove if your comments are actually read if it get spam marked.
could not agree less with the people that commented just to diss Penn and Penn it's cool that you're being so candid with your audience on here and I've been a big fan of yours for years. I can see the humor in that joke even if it is a bit offensive to all women really (she has to be a bitch doesn't she? a powerful ambitious woman is always a bitch). It is a bit sad that the most likable candidate is the one that wins these days.
Who the... I've never heard a Democrat say that only Democrats vote. I'm a Democrat and I'm well aware that Democrats are not the only ones who vote. Your post only reinforces my belief that the Republican party is 95% dumbasses and 5% greedy corporate liars (is that redundant?).
Democrats also love America's freedom. If you'll notice, the Democrats are the ones leading the fight against the Military Commissions Act, the Patriot Act, telecommunications companies participating in government surveillance, torture, etc, all of which were created by the freedom-hating Republicans.
Yup, Republicans vote with their mind, they just hate America's freedom I guess (Sorry Ron Paul fans, I know Ron Paul is one of the few exceptions).
GEEE what about McCain.....Obama can eat bunions! Stuipd aboration will kill america:P beisdes he'll O-BOMB-A the country he was a muslem! so what do you think he is up to?
Penn ( a special kind of asshole) his view on 911 truthers.
he needs to look in the mirror, now there is a special kind of asshole!
garysephel 4 months ago
"Hillary has no chance; Obama is the next president."
I love that he doesn't even consider that a Republican might have won.
IoEstasCedonta 8 months ago
@IoEstasCedonta but... they didn't
mogofraligato 7 months ago
@IoEstasCedonta That's because no republican ran last time.
MrMZaccone 7 months ago
@MrMZaccone Haha... well played. It's funny cause it's true.
JPytel73 6 months ago
@JPytel73 Yeah, I'm a Libertarian but it's still funny.
MrMZaccone 6 months ago
I LOVE YOU PENN! ur brillant!
DirtAllianceGurl69 1 year ago
im sorry but your head is oddly shaped
YourMomisnotvalid 1 year ago
This may have sent white-bitch Americans back decades.
VirtuesPenumbra 1 year ago
@VirtuesPenumbra No, white-bitches, and all bitches really, aren't as far along in that fight as most people like to pretend.
doombuggy123 1 year ago
@doombuggy123
Well maybe if they stopped being bitches they'd be better off?
VirtuesPenumbra 1 year ago
@VirtuesPenumbra Yeah, having a penis would be a lot more productive in fight for male/female social equality. Or did you mean something else?
doombuggy123 1 year ago
Penn, you are amazing.
AYcheBAY 1 year ago
The real joke is on us now.....
MadArabAbdulAlhazred 1 year ago 3
I think humor is how we talk about the truth in a way which is basically objectively verifiable by way of laughter. But there's no way to say exacty what is being verified, but the laugher understands it instinctively deep down.
zach9899 1 year ago
I think you're growing a face in your forehead.
zach9899 1 year ago
lolz. I don't really think she's that bad but that joke's funny anyway.
Seaoftea 2 years ago
He should be President
AdirondackMatt 2 years ago 10
Wait no one built a statue of Penn yet then whats in my basement
killermoose99 2 years ago 4
Ha ha how wrong you were penn HAHAAHA oh damn, nevermind.
WHYNOTTTTTTyeah 2 years ago
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im not saying you were wrong to tell the joke, more power to you, but penn really has some double standards. he'll tell a joke calling hillary clinton a bitch, but a few months later comes out very sympathetically for sarah palin when the country found out she's a moron.
notarealperson87 2 years ago
we all have double standards about something
we're all a little hypocritical
oddzilla1 2 years ago
He's a genius! Build a statue!
ArgueExplain 2 years ago 2
HA! Hillary is a white bitch! Then again so am I.
meredithscott76 2 years ago 3
kinda cool that he was righ about the next president
brandtproduction 2 years ago
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LOLZ!
>>>"Unfortunately for Penn Jillette, Rush Limbaugh, Bill O'Reilly and the lying turds at the Cato Institute there's no Fat Neo-Con Shill Month."
bumpyjjeans 2 years ago
How are these non spam comments being hidden .Thats crap that some people can weed out and stiffle other viewpoints so easily .Fix this YOU TUBE.
flyingscience 2 years ago
If you get six thumbs down, the comment gets hidden.
meredithscott76 2 years ago
When do they announce the new president?
Hamhark98 2 years ago
Hillary sucks... this is a fact
tueulator 3 years ago 2
@tueulator So why did Bill need Monica? And why did it take 2 years for someone to come up with this clever reply?
wingnutofcoolness 9 months ago
When is the US White History Month?
freedom3001 3 years ago
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Excellent joke. Gotta love Penn and Teller. To the folks who complained about it- you gotta get a sense of humor - or if that doesn't work - how about an enema.
kaabee 3 years ago 7
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Unfortunately for Penn Jillette, Rush Limbaugh, Bill O'Reilly and the lying turds at the Cato Institute there's no Fat Neo-Con Shill Month.
tonzimala 3 years ago
if you think penn is a neo con then you my friend may be mentally retarded :)
PyroAnarchist23 2 years ago 16
How prophetic
4kFox 3 years ago 2
maybe that joke would have done better during ambiguously credible bastard month.
andytheR 3 years ago 7
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Penn. The equal opportunity offender. Gotta love him.
clayp72 3 years ago 2
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Well..it's a clever joke. I like Hillary but I laughed when i heard it initially.
I don't think we should be encouraging the use of the word "bitch" into our everyday vocabulary though.
shonester 3 years ago
Don't be such a whiny bitch.
Polybun 3 years ago 14
Nice prediction... not that EVERYONE and their mama didn't know many months ago that Obama was going to win, but still for the record that was a good call ^.^
Truthiness231 3 years ago
teller does might be cool.
est794 3 years ago
and he was right!
wow.
YarikDras 3 years ago
Put Penn for life long president :D
Novosti86 3 years ago
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Obama 08
ThisguyQuake 3 years ago
Fuck Hillary, let her go back to lobbying against Mortal Kombat for super Nintendo. Hell, she even said she can "become president overnight in Punjabi" with all the outsourcing she promoted, set let her fucking try over there lol.
scilonthreat 3 years ago 3
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I'm no Hillary fan, but, damn... That "white bitch month" stuff was just plain hateful, Penn.
BustySainteMarie 3 years ago
who cares. she sucks.
tibsnow 3 years ago
Hillary sucks, but Penn's fronting for the political party of hate sucks harder.
legaldragon 3 years ago
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which one is the political party of hate? MY guess is the progressive aka nazis who have tried to take over the country.
greenghost2008 2 years ago
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Aw man, imagine being this douchebag's employee and having to pretend to find this shit interesting.
bc9021010001 3 years ago
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Penn says: "MAN I LOOK LIKE SHIT!"
Let Teller take over.
illinoisanthunder 3 years ago
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Here is a joke for you Penn! If your Aunt had a set of Balls who would she be! If you want to know the answer write back.
37361811 3 years ago
Speaking of polls. I've never met anyone in my life that has been called and polled. I know a lot of people that vote though. I think polls are used as much to shape opinion as to analyze it. Like in commercials for example, "4 out of 5 doctors prefer... ". There is a reason they do that. Politics is not much different from the advertising business. The polls always tighten up towards the election because their accuracy reputation is on the line.
canyonclimber 3 years ago
"5 out of 4 people do poorly with fractions."
scilonthreat 3 years ago 9
This is actually precisely the reason why I was pleased that Obama did not pick Clinton as his running-mate. The vast majority of the country thinks of her as a lying bitch, and in those words. No amount of campaigning is going to shake that stigma.
DhampirBoy 3 years ago 5
i know i do
fugiregalfantasma 3 years ago 2
yup
nozavroni 3 years ago
Oooooooooooooooooooooooh hell yes, couldn't agree with you more.
BashYouLongtime 3 years ago
When she was running for senate in my home state (NY) her people trashed the streets with fliers showing her big face in the middle in Downtown Brooklyn NYC. And the flier WAS endorsed by Hillary Clinton. Best part, the store owners all got sanitation tickets for having trash on their sidewalk. Fuck Hillary.
scilonthreat 3 years ago 7
That is as at least as scientific as any polls right now anyway. Every time I hear the latest 'points' I silently salute Mark Twain.
MuddledFox 3 years ago
and right he was
bleunt 3 years ago
yea, the only ones not happy Hillary did not get it is older white women who are prob rasicts and just wanted to see a woman president. I am sure one day we will see a woman president.....she just picked the wrong time to run.
504pro 3 years ago
Yeah... the important part is getting the best president for the country regardless of gender, race, whatever. Sure it would be nice to have a woman president, but I want her elected on her merits, not because she's a woman. Gender shouldn't come into it.
demonella 3 years ago 6
Yup. Libertarianism is samo-samo old skool John Birch Society crypto-nazism all gussied up for 21st century hipster white boys who don't get it.
[resp. to bc9021010011:
"Neo-Con Republican = no Social Security, no labor unions, no minimum wage, no worker safety regulations, no universal health care, no environmental protection, no regulation of corporations, no civil rights protections, no antitrust laws.
Libertarian = same as above, but you can get high and fuck whatever you want."]
funboy7979 3 years ago
ha.....
504pro 3 years ago
hey, i'm a 21st century hipster white boy and i find your comment offensive.
tqd86 3 years ago
words offend you? what about the state of the nation? That is not offensive? Words are just that words. If you are offended, that is not his fault. He has no control over your emotions. You control that.....
504pro 3 years ago
i love it when sarcasm soars high above people's heads. idiot. that wasn't even a hard one...
tqd86 3 years ago 3
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sarcasm is understood by the inflection in someones voice. not the words they type....who's the real moron? you for typing sarcasm or me not getting it?
504pro 3 years ago
504pro, you're a cunt. But I say that with the most positive inflection possible.
stopcicles 3 years ago 3
actually an asshole, but i let it slide.....
just call it like i see it. maybe if more went for the reality of the world we have less bullshit hurting it.
504pro 3 years ago
two more stupid self-righteous bigots...yea, and the easter bunny's real too...stop defending myths and fairy tales please?? for the sake of humanity??
sailorboy704 3 years ago 3
muslims believe the same sensless basis as christianity...that's like saying i'll take a chronic flu over chronic bronchitis...with both, you still have to hock up a bunch of crocky shit...:P
sailorboy704 3 years ago 5
Penn Jillette and Raymond Teller belong to the pro-corporate Cato Institute, which has taken hundreds of millions to lobby against governement regulation, employee rights and benefits, environmental protection, etc.
George Bush hired half a dozen Cato Insitiute wonks for a commission to "study" how to turn Social Security into forced investment in Wall Street.
Cato's goal is to return the US to robber baron times. They throw in sexual freedom and drug legalization to fool working people.
tonzimala 3 years ago 6
i meant to say "on and on"
funboy7979 3 years ago 2
Listen to this unfunny fraud. He mouths propaganda for the Cato Institute, pro-Bush regime, pro-corporate talking point factory. Was a time we had astute political commentary from truly funny comedians like Bill Hicks -- smart and funny and still had balls. Hicks died young. But this tedious eunich, errand boy for the usual suits, lives in and on. With his phony-azz vocal tricks in place of realness he sounds more and more like that other fat neo-con shill Rush Limbaugh.
funboy7979 3 years ago
Pro-Bush? You must be thinking of someone else...
ProtoRyu 3 years ago
Rush Limbaugh isn't a neo-con you tard. He is a far right wing conservative. Look up what neo-con actually is.
flimflam0069 3 years ago
You are an idiot tossing around words you can't define. Penn Jillette is not a "neo-con". He's not even a Republican. He's a proud Libertarian and always has been.
entropy156 3 years ago
A neo-con is not a Republican. A neo-con is a Socialist, like a Democrat.
coffeefish 3 years ago
Actually a neo con is the movement of the liberal party to the conservative side, which was coined I believe in the early 1980s. They aren't socialists.
flimflam0069 3 years ago
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I though a neo-con was a socialist that went back to supporting Stalin (something like that). I will read up on it again, but I think that it's use meaning a new-republican, is not really accurate.
coffeefish 3 years ago
bout time someone gets it right on here
flimflam0069 3 years ago
what's he gonna say when mccain wins...?
but he was right about hilldawg, though i don't think he's gonna go two for two...
rongravy 3 years ago
I know he's gonna win, because he's a young, hip, black...VERSION OF GEROGE W. BUSH!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!
T850CSM101a1676 3 years ago
i thank Penn is HOTT hehe ^_^
XXXiDecayXXX 3 years ago
More then Bush did? I doubt it so stop being racist and move on
Miryr 3 years ago
Shut the fuck up.
T850CSM101a1676 3 years ago
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grow some balls douche bag
flimflam0069 3 years ago
spam'd
T850CSM101a1676 3 years ago
Saw Penn and Teller in Vegas the day Edwards endorsed Obama. Penn said something like "it comes ahead of Chelsea Clinton's endorsement of Obama." If you go to Vegas, you have to see P&T at the Rio. Take the shuttle bus if it's available at your hotel.
hoosierlooker 3 years ago
The best way to anger an Obama supporter is to prod them on his issues... which most of them don't know. In my opinion the Obama campaign is about electing HIM with no real substance. Ron Paul 2008... and continued!
teebteeb1268 3 years ago
obama is an empty suit ...........his policies will make the U.S. sink further into its economic abyss and he will attack pakistan and maybe Iran
Ron Paul 08
P.S. this is not copy and paste spam
sovietmonkeytaco 3 years ago
not really, besides we'd be worse off with bush (all candiadates are better), and OBAMA WON THE NOM!!!
NascentDescent 3 years ago
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Where's his fag mute booty buddy?
augustine430 3 years ago
jajajajajajajajajaj hahahahahahahahaha theres no white bitch month!!
mielo88 3 years ago
Lately Penn Jillette, fame whore, has been mouthing the hackneyed Neo-Con line that not voting is the best thing to do when your perfect candidate is not on the ballot. Neo-Con Republicans always try to engineer low voter turnout, and so put this discouraging idea out there at every presidential election. This guy has cultivated the trust of an audience and now proceeds to influence them. Btw, Hillary is only five years older than Penn, and he uses more hair dye to cover the grey.
funboy7979 3 years ago
You are among the most ignorant people I have seen, on the internet. Aside from looking to nationalize industries that should not be nationalized (that means socialism), She has blatantly lied on public documents (and has gotten suit filed against her, for such), and has generally deprecated the American way of life. Your use of the term "Neo-Con" in reference to a man with (obviously) several times your enlightenment is laughable, at best. Take your nose out. Hillary will hurt, soon.
DracoPlata 3 years ago
[resp. to bumpyjjeans: "The self-important ramblings of a mildly entertaining clown ... Hillary Clinton has spent a career formulating policy beneficial to the greatest number of people. Her years spent tirelessly crafting a national health care plan is but one example. Penn Jillette votes Republican just to keep the capital gains tax lower. It is unfortunate that he uses his populist image to persuade working people in his audience to also vote Republican, against their economic interests."]
funboy7979 3 years ago
Assuming the Democrats win ...
pa20002000 3 years ago
Last time I checked the online betting odds:
0.77 to 1 Obama
1.88 to 1 McCain
14.0 to 1 Clinton
You figure it out.
Sepero1 3 years ago
(Directed towards idanceballet
ARaney1986 3 years ago
it seems like the majority of people who are against hillary argue that she SEEMS like a bitch or that she SEEMS evil. can people stop basing their votes on shitty "gut feeling" criteria like that and focus, rather, on ISSUES?? it just pisses me off
ambitious man = respect
ambitious woman = evil bitch
Ogbert 3 years ago
Everything we observe SEEMS to be. When she doesn't answer a question, it SEEMS she's avoiding it. Illogical? Not at all. She digs up whatever she can, resorts to any underhanded blow that she can to avoid the issues. Ambition means nothing in anyone if it's mixed with ample proof of little or no values or convictions. She even stoops so low as to team up with a Neo-Con against Obama. She clearly cares nothing for her party. Personally, if I saw a man act the way she does, I'd like him less.
ApollosKourros 3 years ago
i had a feeling i'd get some responses on this one
the truth is, politicians, including hillary and obama, are all annoying, hypocritical often power-hungry opportunists. the quality people that politicians pretend to be are smart enough to not run for president because they don't want to be tortured under the mass media paparazzi-esque microscope
the longer you're in politics, the more mistakes you make. obama hasnt been in politics as long as hillary.
Ogbert 3 years ago
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if i were to make the same argument youre making, i would start picking out all of obamas mistakes/flaws (i.e. his pastor, his questionable relationships in chicago, his questionably anti-american wife, his lack of experience, etc) but i dont make my decisions based on relationships or trifles. i care about issues. of course, they have very similar standpoints on issues. so here's the tie-breaker: obama can run in 8 years and get some real experience; hillary cant.
Ogbert 3 years ago
Issues? Like staying with a "man" that has demonstrated public disrespect for her, multiple times? Like filing false contribution disclosures? Like trying to ride her trailer trash husband's popularity into the oval office? I will be voting for Obama because he is three things:
1) Better spoken
2) Better qualified
3) Far more trustworthy
This is the first time I have not voted Republican. This is the first time Democrats have offered a better candidate. One Clinton was bad enough!
DracoPlata 3 years ago
ok, you didnt understand what i was talking about (and i like how you put "man" in quotes. nice touch.) but enough with the bill clinton blow job thing. kennedy was fucking marylin monroe when he was in office, yet everyone just lets that slip from their minds. bill clinton's bj never affected his policies and he left office with our country in a surplus.
i concede, obama is a better speaker than hillary. better qualified? no. more trustworthy? you dont know that.
Ogbert 3 years ago
lol
mrsedwardcullen13 3 years ago
virindigo your an idiot
hardhittn63 3 years ago
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you are not funny...i dislike very u much...
idanceballet2day 3 years ago
please....fuck off and die!
ARaney1986 3 years ago
yea i am for obama...but this guy is a douche
xArkialx 3 years ago
"Bitch may be the new black, but black is the new president, bitch!" -Tracy Morgan
PikePat 3 years ago
HILARY IS OUT!
apta216 3 years ago
Hillary is just scary. A friend of mine is practically in love with her. Sometimes I really wouldn't mind slapping my friend across the face. But this joke made me want to give Penn a big hug.
moonyfan21 3 years ago
Lord I hope he's right!
I am, however, horrified by the fact that my gay friends who work in healthcare are voting for Hillary. Maybe my Gay-dar in on the blink and she's actually a butch bitch!!
jamesdojr 3 years ago
i would not vote hillary for dogcatcher.
she seems to be evil incarnate.
tl52 3 years ago
Funny cause it's true - to a point. Obama may be the Democratic nominee; premature to say president.
JimiTuber 3 years ago
haha hell yea
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ptownbmxer 3 years ago
Er, Penn is liberal (tarian) so I'm not sure he can predict the next president with a joke, but I think he can predict the next Democratic nominee as voted on by people in major cities since that's the type of person who would pay to see his show. Not too many bible reading farmers in there.
JoshuaGodinez 3 years ago
She has done crap for the people of New York. Absolutely nothing.
coffeefish 3 years ago
The self-important ramblings of a mildly entertaining clown are kitsch at best. Hillary Clinton has spent a career formulating policy beneficial to the greatest number of people. Her years spent tirelessly crafting a national health care plan is but one example. Penn Jillette votes Republican just to keep the capital gains tax lower. It is unfortunate that he uses his populist image to persuade working people in his audience to also vote Republican, against their economic interests.
bumpyjjeans 3 years ago
When you said "Obama is really creaming Hillary...) I thought you were going some place else whith that joke.
Here is a joke, you can have it.
Michael Moore is so OBESE, he is the only guy with a Toyota PRIUS averaging 8 mpg.
coffeefish 3 years ago
bahhahahahahahaha
assblaster17 3 years ago
Penn, you're a libertarian, wtf. Don't vote for Obama. Nobama 08
karatenerd 3 years ago
is that the guy that does those magic tricks in vegas and he was on americas got talent?
LordPuba 3 years ago
Mr Penn is definitely correct in his analysis however...
Dont think that Obama becoming prez is a good thing. He's just as bad as hillary as far as policy goes. Hes just nicer looking and talks better.
Claytrainor 3 years ago
I thought it was a funny joke, but used to be her supporter. I don't like the joke because i hate her, i think it's funny.
RedPandaBoy 3 years ago
If Penn is right - and I hope he is - I wish to god Hillary Clinton would get out of the race /now/ instead of weakening the Democratic bid for the Oval Office by wearing down Obama. For once, she needs to put the interests of the country ahead of her own.
maestromerwan 3 years ago
The people have spoken.
Gadecki 3 years ago
hahaha... someone should forward this to Hilary or better yet, attach this in her campaign website... and add "this video is NOT approved by Hilary Clinton"... hahahaha... that would be hilarious!
greenerful 3 years ago
Well their you go. Obama is our new President.
trjnpitcher 3 years ago
Haha, build a statue..
travisd05 3 years ago
atheists would make the best presidents, no doubt about it.
UnluckyGambler 3 years ago 4
no doubt. I'm an aethist even though my parents try to shove christianity down my throat.
SevenDayRiot 3 years ago
Obama is a closet Atheist.
LackingLife 3 years ago
Even better!
yurg56 3 years ago
Yeah, I think it's interesting that he only started talking religion when he started seeking high office. Coincidence?
adamwebb1 3 years ago
Down with Hilary (clinton)!
St37One 3 years ago 3
Hey, thanks for the parenthetical, I wasn't sure who you meant.
kingofgrief 3 years ago
lol 2:12
Ilostmysock38 3 years ago
funny
taraspage 3 years ago
funny!
spydyrman420 3 years ago
penn should be in charge of public relations!
lol
wensdayswitch 3 years ago 2
I can see your roots...
gerardgasum 3 years ago
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if hussein is the pres we all in trouble omg
that asshole is nuts
msyzygy 3 years ago
you're retarded
minxado 3 years ago
oh really?
msyzygy 3 years ago
yes
spydyrman420 3 years ago
Thank you. I'm glad someone else agrees.
Ryvienna 3 years ago
Hillary is so screwed. Thank you Penn.
FierceRodents 3 years ago
he's a genius! i hate politics
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tombutler47 3 years ago
Does penn have another channel on youtube?
chimera15 3 years ago
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dlcornish 3 years ago
That is a pretty good joke.
libby039 3 years ago
Do we want Jeremiah Wright advising our President. Bush got bad advice from the CIA. Obama will get advice like fuck America its in the Bible...Clinton will get advice from Clinton. She is the sound choice.
pinkwrapbub 3 years ago
Actually, the Clintons sought advice from Jeremiah Wright during the Monica Lewinsky scandal. So... Educate yourself before you say stupid shit.
fatcracker89 3 years ago
Also, pinkwrapbub, let's talk about sound choices. Hillary voted to use military force on Iraq, apologized saying that she didn't know any better, and ultimately voted to allow Bush to use military force on Iran just awhile ago (so now, thanks to Hillary and others, Bush has the 'ok' from Congress to attack Iran). What a sound fucking choice. Vote Obama.
fatcracker89 3 years ago
Your audience must have been drunk! The joke was not funny. Don't quit your day job.
I.T.
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airpro689 3 years ago
ha hilary is a good guy huh
keaman61 3 years ago
She must be either a cross dresser or a Tranny i wonder if Billy boy found out. OR... is that the reason he boinked Monica.
Draxius 3 years ago
Obamas the next president for sure... oh wait, I think there's one other dude still in it... hmmm
And he moves his hand waaaaayyy too much. If you see a full body clip of him, he takes his hand in and out of his pocket constantly.
CupOTea2 3 years ago
If he got elected, he would be putting his hand in YOUR pocket. LOL
garymull2 3 years ago
could not agree less with the people that commented just to diss Penn and Penn it's cool that you're being so candid with your audience on here and I've been a big fan of yours for years. I can see the humor in that joke even if it is a bit offensive to all women really (she has to be a bitch doesn't she? a powerful ambitious woman is always a bitch). It is a bit sad that the most likable candidate is the one that wins these days.
KTClovestheducks 3 years ago
Correction, Penn - Obama will be the Democrat NOMINEE, not the next president. By the way, good joke.
garymull2 3 years ago
Don't you know? Only democrats vote... Ask any of them - then they wonder how bush got reelected.
Democrats vote with their heart, Republicans vote with their mind. (not my words, ask any political analyst/strategist)
eccentricellipse 3 years ago
Who the... I've never heard a Democrat say that only Democrats vote. I'm a Democrat and I'm well aware that Democrats are not the only ones who vote. Your post only reinforces my belief that the Republican party is 95% dumbasses and 5% greedy corporate liars (is that redundant?).
fatcracker89 3 years ago
Democrats also love America's freedom. If you'll notice, the Democrats are the ones leading the fight against the Military Commissions Act, the Patriot Act, telecommunications companies participating in government surveillance, torture, etc, all of which were created by the freedom-hating Republicans.
Yup, Republicans vote with their mind, they just hate America's freedom I guess (Sorry Ron Paul fans, I know Ron Paul is one of the few exceptions).
fatcracker89 3 years ago
These guys are always in poor taste... they stink and are not funny...ever!
valiantredhorse 3 years ago
GEEE what about McCain.....Obama can eat bunions! Stuipd aboration will kill america:P beisdes he'll O-BOMB-A the country he was a muslem! so what do you think he is up to?
campsetebaid34 3 years ago
You're an idiot.
fatcracker89 3 years ago
you talk too f'ing much. Waste of my life watching you.
jstubble 3 years ago
Blah?
darktreason 3 years ago