The "Un-Funny" Truth About Santa Claus

[MsJamierules]

This is stupid let people believe what they want and you can't actually prove this. Seeing isn't believing. Believing is seeing.

[Sasha07ism]

watch the sow ancient alians on history channel.

[Stavrosis]

3 people let their children watch this.

[wbogaardt]

Fail. reason is the saint nicholas was a true person in history. How those stories became legend of modern santa clause simply disproves a proven. The delivery mechanism you so describe sure is improbable, but does nothing to disprove that a saint nicholas did exist, and did provide gifts to children. Done.

[sharksliveintrees]

I'm a kid..I didn't want to see this :(

[ryanwilkinsable]

i take it whoever made this vid didnt get an action man 4 xmass. poor you.lol the basterd must have left a barbie

[PaigeyDragoness]

@handsomebenji Yes,I am Christian,and I both belive in God and Jesus.You shouldnt judge a person whenever they belive in Santa or not.Santa has been around for years,possibly even centries.And even if Santa is real,he's a lucky man to live forever.OR he could be replaced by other "santas" as each one passes away.And Christmas IS about Jesus.Well,with Santa too.And any way.we may never know the case about Santa Claus.

[TheKissesfromme]

I'd hate to live in your house on Christmas.

[glodudenetwork]

i agree! nice use of physics. and even 1/1 of a second is impossible unless you had magic but magic is fake hense breaking the laws of physics which are unbreakable laws

[whiskerstar1seaclan]

I an an child!

[PaigeyDragoness]

LAIR!!HE IS A GIFT OF GOD!!YOU ARE JUST A C.O.O.L. (Constivactided Overated Outofstyle Loser) PERSON!!IN FACT,GO ASK GOD IF SANTA IS REAL WHEN YOUR'E DEAD JERK!!!

[lucknowtroop]

there must be over 2 billion children in the world...

[Tcap55]

where did you get the video at 3:05-3:07???

[Tcap55]

I saw your message on yahoo answers! :D

[Khaz2y5]

Bah Humbug!

Small point- not debating the existance or not of Santa Clause, but if he DID exist, one would tend to think that magic would be his means of getting all this done on Christmas Eve, wouldn't you think?

[firetongue678]

This is so cool. My Global Studies teacher showed us this today and I had to watch it again. Those numbers are just amazing! This must've taken you a while to calculate! Kudos to you, friend!

[voteforamanda]

You are forgetting Einstein!

Einstein said that as you go faster, time seems to slow down for you so that those at 'normal speed' think an hour has gone by but to the faster ones it only seems like a few seconds has gone by. Clearly, then, what Santa is doing is SLOWING DOWN, not speeding up! Then it is WE who think a few seconds have gone by while for Santa, he has HOURS and HOURS.

SO SANTA IS REAL YOU DUMMIES >:-)

[magicdevil97]

@voteforamanda wow...ur a dumbass..how old r u???

[voteforamanda]

@magicdevil97 WTF ur a the big dumbass here, like i'm tryin to tell u santa is real and even gave you an explanation from Einstein :P So wah r u 2 yrs old :P

[chanze555]

Santa gives presents to everyone in one trip so if he was real the other side of the world which is day time would of seen him by now.

[kidkong584]

wanna know the most unfunny truth? that you spelled clause wrong

[Akuma31er]

santa claus is a fantasy why dont children wish something from god u see its like praying to a human dear santa ...

[hotwheels9754]

Santas not rel!?!??!?

[schusterlehrling]

What the fuck does the Naz- flag has to do with Muslims, Jews or Buddhists?

This is an insult to all these Reigions.

BTW:

Nazi's had no problems with St. Claus.

They even had party events for St.Claus Day, which is December 6th, not December 24th...

[magicdevil97]

@schusterlehrling bhere in amaric its dec 24 ... and its called christmas so stfu

[markedwardindc]

You're wrong -- this isn't "unfunny" -- it's absolutely hilarious!!!

[Rashik30]

@markedwardindc Lol yeah!

[Kiwanja]

Does anyone know what happened to the video called "The 'Un-Funny Truth About Jesus" on Youtube? It's still on YTMND, but it's seemingly dissappeared from everywhere else on the 'Net.

[angrywhiteboypolka]

he copied it just google santa factsm an should be there he just copied and pasted

[WolfRainify]

He is real my dad caught him on tape it will be on my profile…

[eddieeez]

you forgot 1 thing . he is over aged XD

[shawntyxl]

we all know that santa is fake, thers no need to make a documentary about it, but good job though

[AvengingBandit]

santa and his reindeer got pwned xD

[superskeptic0519]

He forgot a statistic.

Santa only has to deliver to good boys and girls and that is subjective so santa puts them all on the naughty list and sits back for a year.

Meanwhile the parents buy gifts for their kids who think its from santa.

[Papdog69]

SANTA IS A TERROIST!!!!!!!!!!!!

[relmofallrelms]

wow.. im impressed

[DJbruehl]

You didn't mention magic!

He's real, damnit, he's real!

[kenl68]

Maybe he has a Tardis!

:-)

[neoman121]

wow santa is one awesome fellow :)

[RePeatiVeThrust]

T.T

[Senestery]

halarious

[gingerkid11111]

aww y cant i (a buddhist) get presents lol

[LilyMoch]

Sunlocdong FLAME HIM MOAR

[DosFios]

to get your favor, obviously.

[DosFios]

Why not simply assume these all (including reindeers) are superbeings, or rather fallen creatures... maybe demons??? maybe we are talking about SATAN-Claus, deceiving all of our children...

[BobDole2343]

or we made up to give gifts =P?

[BobDole2343]

oh and if they are demons why do they give gifts?!?

[gingerkid11111]

cause greed is a sin

[BobDole2343]

I can live with that.(atheist<)

[blahshumbum]

shut up u geek

[Vyldin]

Dear sunlocdong:

Shut your mouth. No one cares about the kids. This was funny. It was meant to be a joke.

[simpleplannn55]

lmfao thats cool

[sunlocdong]

oh come on..wtf is with all the statistics?I don't know if you have to be se serious about this.dude you're over exagerating..get a life..everyone finds out , at some point that santa doesn't exist but wtf?let the children enjoy..after all it's a tradition that keeps families united and brings the joy of sharing ,giving,and receiving gifts.

[siyafu]

Honestly dude, I don't think this Santa thing's a good idea. It took me quite a while to rid my mind of the concept of the invisible, all powerful force that is magic, and get on with the real world. I think we should dump the whole thing, and actually have Christians do something Christian-y for Christmas. Just give the kids presents the day the school year ends.

[siyafu]

They'll crap their pants, they'd be so happy. That would be freaking hard to do though, make 15% of the population dump their annual traditions.

[PepsiManiac123]

wow u need a candy cane up your ass your cock eating christmas hater fuck you you filty fuck what the fuck is ur fucking problm you ass licking fuck your a homo anal fuck of a person

[eatsleepbreathdance]

Your sick.

[MarvelvsCapcom2]

You conspiracy theorists make me sick. Just how the hell do the presents get to be where they are when we wake up, you think it was the parents? You make me sick. I don't even have a chimn.....oh...my...God...

[raymondj920]

aw so santa isnt real?

[lynsie9]

look it is depressing because thats all the fun of xmas for children

[slutbagcity]

spam

[guitartexx]

Magic makes the sleigh and toys lighter than fairy dust, the reindeer fly, the whole transport impervious to g-force, pressure and heat, and Santa lighter than half an Olsen twin. Oh, and Santa is real. My mom told me, and I believe her.

[guitartexx]

you forgot the most important point, which disproves your scientific calculations. Santa uses fucking magic.

[guitartexx]

mwuuuahahahahahaaaahahaaaaa magic wins again!

[slutbagcity]

fuck yes he does!

[GaMeRuInEr]

that was just plain fuckin depressing :(

[anythingnew]

that was totally disturbing. santa is the worst of all the villains of the earth.

[oneeyebandit09]

buddy,that was awesome. if all those calculations are correct u are a freaking genius and even if they arent we should all stop lieing to our kids about santa.

[DearDudette]

OMG i'm really light hearted so i kept covering up the screen and shrinking the video. lol

So can someone tell me what's that video thing at 2:50?

[DarkPurpleHairWishes]

theres a green thing in the vid and it says (this is only 1/10th of a second) and i lolz at it

[HTFCHICK4LIFE]

Look at Santa's age, what he does every year on christmas eve. You mention only Christian homes, Santa is dedictated to celebrating the Birth of Jesus as the other religions do not celebrate it then the gifts would be meaningless. Best answers are St Nick is just that a saint and outside of all natural laws.

Santa is a time lord.

[bunniesatemysoul]

that...was....phyco!!!!ialmost passed out that sounded so smart!lol... well thats a load of crap cuz santy is a rapper...and rappers are invincible... witch ruins my plans of deystroying rappers (cuz i hate rappers) but i think santa would have a harder time running a mile then delivering presents to 3million kids in 31 hours....

[hrmusicfan]

i really liked this video. it was crazy but so funny to watch. it must have taken a lot f time to figure all those facts out!!

[amebs2003]

Nice ad hominem...but seriously don't take my word for it. Look it up for yourself.

[RescueMich]

Santa... got, turned, (gasp) into, puree?

O noes.

[amebs2003]

The real truth about santa is that he was created by coca cola. That's right. He is a trademark created out of the idea of father christmas and old st. nick into what is now a marketing tool to get consumers to spend money during christmas time. That is why santa is always drinking coke during christmas...because he is owned by coke. Merry Christmas to all.

[Bombtrack411]

amebs2003, you're an idiot! There actually was a Saint Nickalous! The image of Santa Claus was around before Coke was even invented, moron! Coke didn't invent him!

[amebs2003]

I said there was a st. nick. He was based in Europe. Santa was based off the idea of father christmas and st. nick into what you know now. They did such a good job that everyone thinks that santa has always existed. Look it up for yourself.

[Bombtrack411]

Yeah, but it had nothing to do with coca-cola!

[amebs2003]

Coke created the modern version of santa that you know now during the 1930's. That is why during christmas santa is drinking coke in the commericals. Coke has the rights to the image of santa just like disney has the rights to mickey mouse.

[Thingy07]

LOL, this is great!

What music is this? Thx!

[foxytoe]

you are an idiot..

[rusak24]

You forgot about wormholes in the space-time continum.

[Aquakia]

LOL!!!! HAHA THATS SOOOO FUNNY!!!! XD

[OptimusLime21]

Thanks for crushing my childhood.

:)

[Megablade905]

wow, made 9 days ago.

[realestJC777]

SANTA IS REAL NO LIE >:O