Oh Hai

[xXmrllamaXx]

Oh hai!!!

[bigshow457]

oh hai der

[DrOutkast]

Other Stuff = Sex.

[ChickinSammichMan]

u n ur gf need to make a porno.

[the0turtle0is0carl]

@ChickinSammichMan creeper.

[Yidhra1]

yeah! I'm a monkey...but I've always been, so no big news there.

[tehfahknee]

i love your face more! <3 your loving monkey, tiffany

[godquit]

The girl who got shot in the sports video was definitely my favorite.

[dizzle651]

LOL look at phil's tags :D

[MrRetrobobby]

One i can never tell how old u r, two just a question not to be offensive u Look straight u dress straight u act straight but that voice makes me wanna know r u gay

[amknafla]

@MrRetrobobby he has a girlfriend, because males are supposed to like females

[PandaMatrixComplex]

omg london!!!!!!! wooooo

[nikeeweston]

@PandaMatrixComplex he is home now.

[SuperBellyflop]

hey Phil were you underwhelmed or overwhelmed by The David?

i know some things like the Mona Lisa are disappointing to many people.

for me The David in person is actually really great. you think oh just another statue and then you see it and you just stand there like holy crap there is something amazing about this that pictures just dont capture.

just like to know what you thought of it.

[imperfeklynormal]

im a female and i enjoyed the hot girl videos

[FrozengoodsSaidan]

THEY JUST HAD SEX!

[BaddestChickReloaded]

PHIL OMG I LOVE YOUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ghj6363]

Defranco nation !!!! 4ever!

[Pinkfire103]

Phil, I forgive you for the constant boobies in my face.

[Katimafied]

Everone misses u too phil but the hot girls are nice. Girl Phil is really hot.

[nikeeweston]

the food is awesome

[Jeepers5626]

Don''t forget to puff puff pass in Amsterdam, don't fuck up the rotation!!

[SofiaMisfit]

this took three hours to upload xD niceee tags Phil lol

[TheJORDANize]

Pay attention how he said "coffee shop"

In Amsterdam, they sell the weed in the coffee shops.

You didnt fool me with that face scratch.

Its legal there, have fun man.

[sweetizunderated]

I totally agree with chicky below me

[nekkyoo]

I miss being informed. I will pretend to enjoy boobie till u get back. Hey next vaction u should shoot hot men for us ladies.

[pinksenshi]

Phil how about two time slots for the London meet up. have people sign up for morning and afternoon.

[nikeeweston]

@pinksenshi he is home now, he got the flu so came home, he said he will do it in the summer.

[iceeyes4478]

Yay I missed your face! lol

[MissSubliminalFish]

I'm part of that 35% women that watch, and I get SO. MUCH. JUDGEMENT for watching you.

It's worth it though, because I enjoy being phil'd in :)

[OneADayFoody]

Europe is overrated. If you want to go somewhere to make you feel good about what you have go to Africa, and the non-beach areas of Mexico, and to other shitty places. And when you get home you can be like "Well atleast Im not fucked like them."

[nikeeweston]

@OneADayFoody Europe is overrated???? wtf are you on?? moron

[OneADayFoody]

@nikeeweston You just proved my point by saying I am wrong, if you want to make something not seem like it is overused then dont defend it. Something that doesnt need defending shouldnt be, if it really wasnt overrated there would be no reason to say anything just let people believe what they want, you clearly have never been there and wish you could. I have been there, it is boring and yeah sure it is pretty but so is any other place in the world if you care enough. You are the only moron here

[Tawnybmw]

@OneADayFoody Or, you know, its worth defending. I think you just invented the stupidest argument ever, congrats. XD

[nikeeweston]

@OneADayFoody I actually am British, I live just outside London in the UK, you dipshit. So yes i have been to Europe in fact I LIVE THERE, and spend most of my holidays travelling in Europe you DICKHEAD. And calling Europe overrated is a juvenile and idiotic comment.

[RaeJay421]

mhmm coffee shop. i know what they do there.

[RaeJay421]

mhmm coffee shop. i know what they do there.

[alibunxious17]

I love your face :)

[edrgymnast]

i took this EXACT same trip this past summer. saw all those things...good shtuffs. :D kudos for you.

[spnkypunky]

a few of them females was pretty entertained too ;)

[Alihex314159]

how do you keep your skin so clear?

like holy crap, I <3 your Skin.

[soullesswonder]

hooray for uncircumcised phalluses!

[cam2222222222]

Its so touching... a little naughty too

[mrtjs123]

not only do we know phil is circumcised but also we know they did very BAD BAD stuff together and she's honest

[ForthcomingMisery]

@mrtjs123 How can it be bad when it feels so so good. lol jk jk

[Pierce7d]

I miss you too Phil.

No homo

[Deathrollsonbones]

WE ARE THE NATION!!! WE LOVE YOU PHIL!!!

[Gardo09PR]

STAY IN AMSTERDAM!

[nikeeweston]

@Gardo09PR he is home

[garralover00]

hay phil, just cuz were girls doesn't mean some of don't appreciate the boobs xDD <3

[claw13796]

do a london meet up!

[nikeeweston]

@claw13796 he is home now, he got a cold and came home.

[anvita99]

I love your face. s.

[nehughes2010]

I love your voice.

[tally24th]

we were in italy together eee :D i was on holiday in florence and rome ^^

[CraigAndChrisShow]

you went to rome and didn't grow a beard? ha. check out No Colors Allowed free on iphone

[britishninja007]

okay so you spent like week in Venice, how fucking loaded are you?! ;)

[killasox0o]

Miss you too Phil :) it hasn't been the same :/ and you can repay us girls by showing some smexy guy pics :D

[ForthcomingMisery]

I am a Monkey hear me roar! .... can monkeys roar?

[Axylxx]

@ForthcomingMisery howler monkeys maybe

[ForthcomingMisery]

@Axylxx Rightfully named then ^.^ no those redonculous names like Little Timmy when really Timmy is a 43 yr old 6'7" guy who likes lollypops... what? :)

[geminikutie6141987]

I'm a woman, and I don't hate you Phil. I do miss you though!!

[MrBaylor35]

Circumsization hahaha

[17yellowbird]

"coffee shop" right ;)

[bananners9]

Thumbs up if you thought that when he said coffee shop, he didn't mean the place where you buy coffee...

[mrzacklowe]

get it in =D

[rockstarziplobob2]

we love your face too phil!

[jimmony6]

Now we know Lindsey has only slept with guys who are circumcised

[angelswty85]

Phil I'm a girl and I dont hate you I dont mind the constant boobies in my face lol I find your videos hilarious ;P hope your having fun on your vacation !! and I miss YOUR face too :D

[ILYSMIUAIHEFH]

I said Hi to you in Venice !! I was on a gondola!

[1EyeSack1]

UHMMMMMMM uhmmmmmmmm uhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

you really talk like that?

[taragamet]

lol inverted penis lol. shes to cute. keep her

[cameliaac]

ooooo, that's ok.....

you just being in the videos with the hot jacket makes it up for all the boobies.

[soscot]

sometime travel this way makes you more static then stay at home. i mean philip seems soooooo american. how can i say?

[soscot]

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm bad italian..mmmmmmmm



[Ingrid0424]

You miss us! We're you kids!! More boobies till you get back daddy! LOL! And next time you can get a bunch of fine ass MALE models to fill in the slots when your on your next trip!

P.S. Tell "mom" we said we miss her too! XO

LOL! Stay safe guys! XO

[otakuadd]

Philip watch out for Ezio okay?

[FirelightAoide]

Hey Phil, you guys should have taken Unisom on your first night there. Then the jet lag wouldn't have sucked so bad :] OR, could've drunk a beer. Either way :]

[dangoesforth]

I am from London, and in the word of Mortal Combat "GET OVER HERE"

[P1RH4NA]

Now we know phil is circumcised

[cafers]

@P1RH4NA dude, he's American...

[P1RH4NA]

@cafers What does that have to do with him being circumcised? Not just Jewish people get circumcised. It's an option at birth, the parents decide. It's not just religious it has health factors too. Like having skin can lead to more infections are some shit maybe i got the infection thing backwards

[cafers]

@P1RH4NA It's an option at birth, sure, but there is a MASSIVE cultural movement in the US to circumcise people. A HUGE percentage of amerifags are circumcised. My point was that he's american, so you could have (statistically speaking) assumed he was already circumcised. thats all.

[P1RH4NA]

@cafers Ahh... Now I see where you're coming from! "Dude, he's american..." Could mean either way. Good to see you're educated unlike half of 3/4 of the people on YouTube. (Just thought I'd throw this in there; U.S.A has the most circumcised men of any other country for non-religious purposes. I just thought it was interesting)

[D364000]

@P1RH4NA Or is he?

[starcrafter13terran]

@P1RH4NA Or doesn't have a penis.

[toulouse666]

@P1RH4NA

Of course, he has stated many times that he his part-Jew (other than the blatant fact tat he said it out-right more than once that he is circumcised...) its part of the mentally retarded, ass backwards Jewish mythology to cut off part of a man's cock just for their imagined "covenant" with God, their imaginary father in the sky.

If you want to modify something that evolved how it is over millions of years go fucking nuts, but do it to mature/informed people, NOT fucking kids.

[P1RH4NA]

@toulouse666 I FUCKING LOVE THIS.

[jamie1051]

@P1RH4NA I FEEL SICK

[crazyalex920]

Have a meet up somewhere like Hyde park or Hampstead Heath, if it's somewhere that's open and not as crowded then I don't think there will be as much of a problem.

[KharNivore6]

Whats really sad is you are ignoring Edinburgh!! and Edinburgh shits all over London as far as tourism is concerned.. i mean why wouldnt you want to go underneath the city, to the vaults, to the castle perched upon a volcano, to one of the most famous cathedrals on the planet and the supposed resting place of the "holy grail".. I guess you always have the london eye =/ or the palace, but the queen ahs one in edinburgh too.. damn shame phil DAMN SHAME!!!! xD

[mordwid]

Phil! I love your face too and I'm a female who loves the boobies! Keep 'em coming!

[mordwid]

Phil! I love your face too and I'm a female who loves the boobies! Keep 'em coming!

[jillyc06]

yay it's phil!

[KyleDodge1]

So I guess Phil is circumcised?

[P1RH4NA]

@KyleDodge1 REALLY DUDE. Exact same thing as me? Ugh...

[P1RH4NA]

@KyleDodge1 Really you asked that and now the two top comments are the same. FOR ALL THE OTHER PEOPLE... This bothers me as much as it bothers you

[KyleHarrisProduction]

@KyleDodge1 all americans are circumsised lol

[Frunobulaxian]

@KyleHarrisProduction Not all, but most.

[wisli1234]

I love your face too and I miss you

[Laminarin1]

Awe, we love your face too Phil! Thanks for the update! Have a great vacation :)

[mouwghe]

coffee shop... hell yeah.

[kevinbrueck]

Hope you guys are having fun in Italy! When you're in London make sure you go to Guy Ritchies pub The Punch Bowl.

[ThePlaystation0]

phil talking about italy makes me want to replay my assassin creed games..... *requiescat in pace*

[ThatOneOvrThere]

Phil. I forgive you. I dont mind boobies in my face.

[AtTintedLips]

Glad you're having a good time, can't wait 'til you're back! We all <3 you!

[silveririses]

phil, i do NOT forgive you for the constant boobies in my face.

[lilpunjab]

we love u too phil

[XxKodyCxX]

Where's desmond?

[khaledwasif]

please come to manchester :(

[spyda0058]

"Really good...other stuff" = sex

[LacshanaKay]

so basically, you to to be ezio

[TauraCasanova]

We miss you too Phil! Enjoy our lovely europe for as long as you want, but come back to the computer screen as soon as you can :)

[fingers7dials]

You are in Venison?

[githpj]

get fucked up in anne franks house, rofl :p

[Iggie624]

ha the tags. ha ha ha :) 

[Midgit315]

what?!? how could you forget that?!?

wait, what was it again?

[teardrops011]

OMG! your eyes look realllyyy niceee in this video lol... in a not creepy way :P

[Gboythunda]

U just miss it coz u miss all the attention.

[xXxAMxIxCRAZYxXx]

D'awwww, your monkeys (and their faces) miss you too Phil. ^ w^

[MickaelJulliard]

What you should do is email me personally.. And I'll meet you, and then we can hang and everyone else can fuck off :D

[xl59]

Come to Manchester phil! Or come back when I've not got a holiday to pay for and can travel down to London!!

[4lynlover]

I love being Phils monkey!

[sandradeex393]

aaww i miss you phil!! When u said "my monkeys" i felt so special hehe

[ciarandoranuk]

There is too many Vloggers. The video's that should be funny and interesting are replaced by people leaching views with misleading titles.

[thomasvvvwww]

Blogs: Letting lame people live through others since 1997

[Desdamona2]

There is a portion of your female audience that appreciates this weeks vids. ;)

[jonnny435]

YOU SHOULD HAVE WAYCH FOTBALL IN ITALY

[Paintislikemyblood]

@sandirawow Ever heard of mozilla Firefox? Plug-in Add blocker. Shits so cash

[fetjente]

You should totally come to NORWAY!

[Musinanna]

omg yesyesyes london visit :D

[vikinglegs]

Traveling with Philly D. From Venice California to Venice Italy!

[commanderxp90]

@ MrDave110 , stfu. no one wants to watch your channel, dumbfucker cow king.

[commanderxp90]

@ffwankka120 lolwhat? your dumbfucker to ask for a questionn stfu

[Hellenen]

Hey phil have u been to zurich ?

[OpticalShasows]

So Phil....You are circumcised? ;D

[sexiejessie23]

@tufanetik no I'm a girl....

[trumpetbrandon]

Yes I am down for a London meet up! When and where! I am studying abroad from the USA!! So we are from the same place!!

[MrDave110]

:)

[XxadamhxX]

your vids are cool bro i really like keep them up dude subed all ready

[JBCBlank]

we miss you too!

[HockeyHottie23]

i'm a woman and i'm ok with boobies in my face as long as it's consensual

motor boating right now

ha

[baldes]

You where so near ! i live in verona !!

[S00PAMARIO]

@FungusyHam I understand why Vevo is needed, and that it's a 'legal' way to get videos, but it's complete bullshit that when I go to watch Official music videos from Canadian bands like Alexisonfire, Sum 41 and many more, I get a "blocked it in your country on copyright grounds" message even though I live in Canada and these bands originate from Canada!

[mannequin0909]

@FungusyHam God...way too ruin my bitching with logic... >:(

Communist.

[ThePlaystation0]

@FungusyHam i agree with everything you posted there but i still hate the youtube homepage layout...

[BiggieSykes]

@FungusyHam thaaaaaaaank you!

[DiegoSalas12]

@sandirawow yeah well complaining isn't going to do anything and youtube is a business so just deal with little changes that don't even change how you watch videos slightly.

[supergirljadg]

vids of Phil again! YES!!!!!

[jmcorakitty]

phil, who doesn't like boobies??

boobies are not why i watch you.

look at some of your early vids. remember content?

[SmilingMakesBeauty]

@mrjedidude You know, for some reason I'm still not laughing. But whatever. :)

[currentsconvulsivee]

aww my heart melted when he said "the nation, my monkeys" <333

[SmilingMakesBeauty]

@mrjedidude I don't think I get it. Since when is "This took three hours to upload lol" funny?

[FunTimesHad]

lol at the tags

[Nirah]

I liked the Valentine's Teacher video cuz it was funny. The others I watched, but I was kind of bored. We miss the Phil :(

[Moriah15lol]

Haha Lesbians don't hate those videos ;) The blonde is super HOT

[rudeboyben]

American make me laugh because they think Europe is so small. Going round Europe in 2-3 weeks. Thats like saying yeah i when round the Anericas in 2 weeks. 1 day in LA, 2 in New York etc... but i guess its good that they actually travel at all!

[Nirah]

@rudeboyben "Going around" doesn't mean going everywhere, it means going to a few different places. If you say "I'm going around town", does that mean you're going to go into every shop, club, restaraunt, etc? And I find Americans/Canadians tend to overestimate the size of countries in Europe because of the size of their own countries. Most European countries are little more than the size of a state or province. If anything, they tend to think Europe is big

[JakPheonix]

hope to totally meet you in London your one funny dude

[VeXProductionz]

I GOT THE 1ST MODERNWARE 3 BETA VID WOOP WOOP :)

[1957wasafineyear]

more hot girls, you could even have a co host some days haha

[yesitsraija]

I'M GOING TO AMSTERDAM IN 30 DAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am so excited! Its for our school and we get to go to the Van Gogh museum and Anne Frank's house! Then after that we are going to Munich!

[dreamkacher4]

I missed your face too Phil :)

[chinovier]

am i your only fan from amsterdam? :(

[Cab0ose95]

@chinovier Nope

[benthediceman1]

I'd love to meet you in London man. That'd be awesome.

Try and pick somewhere big like Hyde Park or something if you think there'll be too many people though.