Straight Gay Guy - Comedy Time

[KyKyRenee]

I love it when he says, " ew, I don't wanna go up that hairy, scary place "

xD

[StuartHughes2990]

This channel is not as funny as laugh factory

[zachfresh]

Overratted gay guy.

[mikejessmax]

It's like a gay John Leguizamo.

[aquaalloy]

I'll have what she's having... XANAX.

[crazywild28]

lmfao! on the "you know your gay when...." lmfao i do and did all of those things LFMAO.

[Be1smaht]

love that he says " A GAY " lol

[wannabe771]

He is SOO cute. I love gay guys!!!!!!!!!!!

[xadam2dudex]

oh Owen Alabado is the actor who was in the movie Rock Haven..good movie

[7CellarDoors]

I hate when comedians or whatever rack on about theyre "Gay pride" and whatever BS. Its a cheap shot and only signifies a weak performance. Its like some of those American comedians who randomly say shit like "God bless America" or some other peon targeted statement to get the crowed on their side. And if you say hes shit, your anti-gey or whatever. Just be funny (you know, that comedy stuff?) and leave out the pretentiously shallow statements to appeal a mindless sense of empathy or patriotism.

[astronautpimp]

i could tell... that guys on cocaine!

[MegaSailin]

I am hetro and it is ok. ok?

[57worldwide]

@MegaSailin You missed an e. It's hetero.

[MsMedford]

@ThorFan4Life lmao homophobe get over yourself. your probably gay and havent come out yet. dummy.

[prolefeedprocessor]

"hairy, scary place"

[mistwoodpromise]

Wow, awsome jokes, some of the best get them from experience

[LOSTkid24]

He's so hot

[mnypwrrspkt]

wtf

[RodTalon0000]

He's real hot

[RodTalon0000]

Id like to date him

[mgmatt101]

this is the safest gay guy ever!

[dfectus]

@mgmatt101 Or the most dangerous

[billyboylb]

Do his straight friends call themselves "gay-Straight" when they hang out with him? hmmmmmm

[maximumrisk2004]

LOL, straight gay. I love it! Welcome to the club. :)

[Davecuteify]

hehehe... you really good huh i like you dude

[marcwagz]

wow he looks liek jim carrey

[RoseBloodBlack]

HE"S MY PUPPY!!! BACK OFF!!

Love this guy

P.S The reality is that right now, swear to god, is I heart gays on my right hand.

[MrGangrel1992]

he is so Epicly cute ^_^

[Linu86]

He's cute as a button ^^

[CajunQueenOfHearts]

I love this guy XD

[ognirrr]

haha.... he is such a nice straight gay...

[Drazhenko]

LOL I do feel awkward eating a hot dog in front of my dad

[harrypmgs]

hahahahaha "You might be a gay!" so much better than the redneck one...

[chrisdavidi]

here's to the gay wingman. :)

[gleefieldthe2nd]

that was not funny

[NOVASCOTIABRAT]

search the angry lesbian song, thats some funny shit

[TheWisdom16]

What is his origin?

[monosaccharides]

@TheWisdom16 He's half Filipino, half American.

[smartandstupid37]

rofl! adorable!<3 ^.^

[reyalocsin]

hahaha so cute.....love this...

[TheALEXdoa]

Lmao at his model face!! he had to turn around to do it!

[JazzyJ013]

he is hotttt! damn if he wasn't gay!

[JazzyJ013]

he is hotttt!

[imbethyboo]

ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL.

[squirreljester2]

You might be a gay redneck?

[Kodiak90]

The sad thing is that I've done all of the above-mentioned, apart from the prom dress xD

[jaimie64]

Don't want to go up back into that hairy scary place

[greygamez]

Yummy!!!! fun fun fun

[Sanchoblade83]

Very funny.

[newtonmeters]

DIsgusted by a clean vagina so he turned to a poo filled anus?

how does that make sense?

eww gross a nice pussy....I'd rather go plough my dick into another man's feces.

lol delusional

[1Vella]

@newtonmeters LOL so a vagina can be clean but an ass can't? WTF?

Women urinate, have their periods and occasionally have vaginal secretions through their vagina. Just so you know.....

[newtonmeters]

@1Vella

1. Women don't urinate through their vagina, lol.

2. Periods are for a few days then completely gone. Poo is in your intestines EVERY day.

3. Are you talking about the stuff when women get 'wet'?

That is basically water...like saliva, if you would kiss someone then you shouldn't have a problem with it.

Try smelling a vagina..then smell anus....haha. You'll get yeast infections putting your penis in feces.

Gross man

[1Vella]

@newtonmeters Gay men do not mess around with feces!! Jesus.....

1. Ops about that one,

2. Every single month

3. No, I'm not talking about when they get wet.

And again, feces aren't involved in gay sex....

[newtonmeters]

@1Vella

Secretions that aren't lubrication...umm can you tell me what they are and how often they occur.

Ok here's the simplest way I can put it...

if you're a pipeline mantenaince guy, what pipe would you rather walk in?

a) A pipe that has blood through it once a month then is totally cleaned.

b) A pipe with a steady flow of poo everyday that only has the entrance cleaned.

Surely you don't have a full enema a few times a week

[1Vella]

@newtonmeters Good lord how far up do you think guys go?

You do not need an enema to be clean!! Besides the fact that many people do not poo everyday..... But at any rate, feces are not involved in gay sex.... I don't know how to explain to you.... Both the vagina and the anus can be clean you know....

[newtonmeters]

@1Vella

Haha well I can only imagine cleaning less than an inch up my intestines...

how do you clean any further without an enema?

Shove your finger up your arse and smell it....if it smells like shit then I think our argument is over.

[1Vella]

@newtonmeters Good.

I won the argument :)

[newtonmeters]

@1Vella

Haha not really, you're trying to argue that poo is clean...you can't win that.

You've had no comebacks for anything I've said.

Haha you would make a good spokeperson for a sewerage company...

"Forget dirty public swimming pools, there's sometimes blood in them,, try our sewerage pits for hours of family fun...you'll probably get sexually satisfied at the same time....1Vella gives his seal of approval"

Hahah sorry I had to

[1Vella]

@newtonmeters Ewwww I'm trying to argue that poo is clean??? When did I do that?

Whether you like it or not, gay sex does not involve, in any way, shit. I've had anal sex and I can tell you myself, shit is not a part of it. Your statements are ridiculous, and show a complete lack of education. I imagine you're one of those people who think gay people shouldn't get married..... Cave man.

[newtonmeters]

@1Vella

Hahah, when you said anuses are clean...dude no, assholes are just holes to poo out of...I would not put my mouth anywhere near a poohole...

I don't want a yeast infection so I wouldn't put my penis in one either.

WTF, gay marriage?

Haha, realised you're wrong and changing subjects?...gay marriage is boring, if you're gonna change subjects, change to....anchovies on pizzas.

That's only if you want to finsh talking about how clean anuses are.

[1Vella]

@newtonmeters Lol well I don't know what else to tell you.

I've had anal sex, both received and given. No poo was involved. Everything was clean.

I wasn't trying to change subject cos I was wrong. I simply mentioned that you probably have archaic views about gay people in general.

[newtonmeters]

@1Vella

Hahah we're talking about germs you can't see them, lol.

I just researched it. Fecal germs are highly infectous and cause problems in mouth, penis, vagina and any other orifice.

Whereas a vagina will give no such infections to mouth or penis, unlike the anus it is designed to be in contact with penis...so it lacks infectous dirty bacteria.

Try googling and go to medical sites..win?

I "probably have"..are we playing the probably game?

Well "you probably" hit young children

[1Vella]

@newtonmeters Then why is it that none of the gay people I know have had any such infection, just through normal anal sex?

Or why haven't I had such an infection? (Besides the fact that people use condoms....)

Probably hit young children? Lame. I suggested you have archaic views on homosexuality because of your views on gay sex.....

[newtonmeters]

@1Vella

If you know more than 100 friends that have unprotected anal sex then you should definately call up the medical instituion and tell them infections from fecal bacteria are a myth.

You'd like me to say that so you can change subjects?

Unfortunately I am talking about anal sex, you probably won't believe me but straight people have anal sex as well.

I know the homophobic argument may seem like your only option but hang in there man, try using more' facts' based on your friends

[1Vella]

@newtonmeters I didn't say infection from fecal bacteria are a myth! But the simple fact is that a clean gay man can engage in anal sex. It is not disgusting, nor it is a 'dirty' act. And infections are rare, especially if you use a condom.

[newtonmeters]

@1Vella

Oh I see, it's only clean with a condom...

That's weird, you've just been telling me for the last half hour that anal sex is as clean/cleaner than regular sex.

Just give up man, you know anal sex is dirtier than normal sex...yes you can use a condom to fix that.

Just like someone can have sex with a plague infested animal carcass with a condom...0% infection but it's still dirty.

[1Vella]

@newtonmeters Woah wait a minute. I never mentioned not using a condom, you never know, HIV and so on....

But yes, I still stand by gay sex being as 'clean' as straight sex (obviously as long as the individuals are clean people).

[newtonmeters]

@1Vella

Your argument changes every comment...I have 1 question

Is anal sex cleaner than regualr sex....(no condom)

Don't run away or go off topic

[1Vella]

@newtonmeters Cleaner? No I wouldn't say so. (And I didn't say so)

More or less as clean if clean individuals are involved? Yes.

And I haven't been changing the argument, but whatever.

[newtonmeters]

@1Vella

Why waste both of our time?

I say anal is dirtier..you start an argument

then tell me it's not as clean.

Loser, lol.

[1Vella]

@newtonmeters I just said it is as clean (as long as clean individuals are involved)

You just asked me if its cleanER then regular sex, to which I said no.

[newtonmeters]

@1Vella

You're kidding me?

You think the average anus is as clean as the vagina...

Damn son, try reading up on biology...you could write to the author of the text book and tell him to delete the section on fecal bacteria and put in a new section about EVIL DEADLY vagina plague

[1Vella]

@newtonmeters Honey, I'm done with this.

If an adult is clean, there is no reason for anal sex to be 'dirty'. Bye.

[newtonmeters]

@1Vella

Haha finally man, you don't know when to quit

[JohnnyMarsBar]

@1Vella stick a finger in there and then smell you will see what he is getting at

[JohnnyMarsBar]

@1Vella a clean person does not clean their inner ass unless you stick a hose up yourass it wont be clean and he doesnt have archaic views of gays reaally out of this conversation you are the most wrong

[dannyyspencerr]

that model face was alright i'm not gonne lie

[buccaneers1213]

the end is SO true gotta love this guy. he is FUNNY

[ToxicSeth]

Striaght-Gay? So basically you are butch?

[stads24]

Commercials on Youtube are driving me crazy! What 1 Billion dollars in profit isn't enough, Youtube needs to augment that even more?

[zaynzaynzayn]

haha evil

[iamlabelle]

who is this guy?? hes such a crack up lol love his work.

[eddiegamez1]

Oh my god. All the things he says about knowing if you are a gay are true. They all happened to me!

[goofyguy131]

you are epically hilarious!

[tecu13]

the model look resembles billy crawford...

[angelofdeath7663]

omg i totally understand about the hotdog eating in front of you dad thing lol its so freakin awkward

[JKiNG945]

Baaaahahahahahahhahaaaaaa<33

[matthieus2]

Thanks for uploading this.

[xo0WontKillMe0ox]

"so people can get a better look at your ba-dunk-a-dunk" i love him! xD

[Britneykb]

LMFAO LOVE HIM!

[wildbloodydragon]

So if you like fat girls you're gay?

[monk3yboy69]

@wildbloodydragon Hardly!!! Loads of men like a big girl.

[wildbloodydragon]

@monk3yboy69 My thoughts exactly...

[torrid426]

@monk3yboy69

I like big girls just fine, they make great friends. Never gonna date one.

[actowen]

Check out my youtube channel and suscribe!!!

[NeoKal]

I loled!

[temari190]

looool he's great xD

[networkse7en]

why are all the gay guys handsome?

[temari190]

@networkse7en i knooooow!! :P

[TheDouglasWay]

@networkse7en why do all gilrs assume that all gay guys are handsome as soon as they see one that actually is...?

[nickibaby64]

@networkse7en

To punish the bitchy girls. :[ dammit.

[sadguyfoundout1]

@networkse7en im gay and im not handsome... well im more of a cute bear than a hottie! ^_^

[jayzcc83]

@sadguyfoundout1 i love me some bears!!!

[MaxamillionGat]

@sadguyfoundout1 woof. :)

[smartandstupid37]

@sadguyfoundout1 or you snuggly and huggable?? =P

[geiuy]

@networkse7en that's absolutely not true,it's a myth,i know a lot of gays and they are not all handsome,they simply take a lot of care of their body

[neih800]

love it!

[TdoubleU17]

Nice job Owen!!

[NitaCL]

You are great! :)

[bacardimama1209]

Owen!! My Owen, funny funny stuff! So glad you are doing well. But then I always knew you would!

[donh6]

@TheYattzy you are so dangerouse with your wit!

[bautifulfreak]

He was mint lol

[CodeXero]

WIN !

[Shrubbs]

He's hilarious!

[707RipOtee]

I like the last part!

[Ozyndes]

very nice

really nice :D

would like to hear your comedy about something else

but really good stuff^^

you might be gay...^^ really nice^^

[tiuric77]

Well done man, Fun Jokes and not too annoying being about being gay. Normally stuff like that can get tired fast, but I thought you pulled it off really well.

[GreatnessItself]

i think he was good^^