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  • hahaha! sugar gluctose and thick thick chocolate they used to be so honest in the olden days

    :D

    

  • I like how big they were then. And full of goodness.

  • lol .....

  • @TransalvanianAngel

    lucky devil!

  • that looks......healthy...:/

  • are these halal plz reply if u can

  • @TheImmortalO .....?

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  • Can someone YouTube the Mars Bar ad from the 80's featuring Vladivostock please?

  • Can anyone get hold of the mars bar ad from about the 1980's featuring Vlodivostock please?

  • boke!

  • A Mars a Day, Helps You Work Rest & Play ..... Err Really? So It Won't Make You Fat?

  • Mars bars? Having second thoughts about Pigfarts, are we?

  • I could watch Maria Toon all day! Ivan

  • stupid commercial, just another way to depopulate the earth

  • "All that goodness that's in a mars...milk, sugar, sugar, sugar more sugar oh and glucose because there's nothing else that's actually good for you in a mars"

  • Fifty years of heavy advertising by an economically powerful industry has shaped the public's perception, illustrating the power of one-sided advertising, but the reality and true health effects on our children is a different story. Besides the link between high-saturated-fat foods (dairy fat) and cancer, there is a body of scientific literature linking the consumption of cow's milk to many other diseases.

  • Mars Bars cause cancer.

    Milk, which is designed by nature for the rapidly growing cow, has about half its calories supplied from fat. The fatty component is concentrated more to make cheese and butter. Milk and cheese are the foods Americans encourage their children to eat, believing them to be healthy foods.

  • @tumbleweed954 you dumbass mars bars dont have almonds in them

  • because you know, EVERYBODY LOVES a good helping of glucose!!! roflol

    

  • that is so funny: milk,sugar,glucose and thick thick chocolate. No goodness there, try and look in the next aisle for a banana.

  • Lol how gullible were we in the '80's!!! And.........how crap is this advert lol!!!

  • 0:17 is my shit.

  • Shit food and shit taste ....sorry mars you are crap!

  • @idanne007 its the best selling bar for a reason, cause it tastes amazing!

  • This commercial wouldn't appeal to the masses today simply because they mentioned the word 'glucose'.

  • all that goodness: sugar... glucose.. and thick chocolate

  • @mcb0613 hahaha so stupid aint it

  • mars animal taste and it kills animals ALL the time!

  • WIN.

  • Some people freeze this and use them on their loved ones kids....

    Others quecumbers... or so i heard...

  • @PsycoticRetard that is to say on their loved ones, kids.

  • God we ate utter shit in the 80's and just didn't care!!

  • That is the biggest load of crap even by 'American' standards.'All the goodness thats in a Mars.' ??? Who were they trying to fool here. The Australians? The Yanks must've already been 'cause they seem to be tucking in.

  • majar sponcer carlton footy club

  • such lies!

  • im eating one right now except its a pussy piece of shit!

  • wow this is just..... so typically..... american.....

  • i still don't get what a mars bar is. i'm holding one right now... i just don't know what to expect :O

  • its a snickers bar with almonds instead of peanuts

  • @radicalraychel It's a load of sugar, nougat and vegetable fat.

  • Big dick chocolate xD

  • i gotta get me a mars, too bad they don't sell them in my country lol

  • How can you bite into a Mars bar without

    dragging a string....

  • Yeh, full of "goodness". We knew it all along. Especially since they shrank them without telling anyone.

  • that great mars taste O COME ON

  • glucose is sugar!!!! YOU CAN NOT BE SERIOUS

  • what good chocolate doesn't haves sugar.

  • Like none, but still they basically said sugar 3 times,

    Glucose - SUGAR

    Sugar - SUGAR

    Chocolate - contains.... SUGAAAARRRR

  • chocolate - cocoa but still ...

  • Glucose is a sugar, but they mean kitchen sugar which is surcose not glucose.

    BTW, they used to be so honest in commercials, hmmm.

  • They said milk too. Which is lactose.

  • I stopped buying them when they changed,the revamped mars is puny and has a different taste and texture.Bring back the original.

  • my fave choccyy (:

  • Im eating a Mars Chocolate Bar right now. Thought it will be fun if I watch Mars Bar commercial while eating it XD

  • A MARS A DAY HELPS YOUR TEETH ROT AWAY !!

  • @lilmisse15  Shusssh ! lol!

  • @lilmisse15 Not if you look after them it won't. Try it.

  • This was my favorite junk food ad. Talking about junk food check out my tvc about junk food: PRANKSTERS IN THE PARK.

  • not in america

  • lol i just ate one of these

  • Is it me or are those MARS' huge? I must've forgotten how big they were as a kid.

    Gotta love how they justify making them smaller - cos they want to offer value to the consumer. You can't spell consumer without con.

  • I think you're right. They *do* look a bit huge compared to today. XD

  • Is that add british or just some poofy aussie fella.

  • Its British but they had to bring in a big jessie from aus - seemingly they're ten a penny down there - each and every one - a molly to man

  • I dont know what poofter talk your on about, rewite it so some simple aussie can read it.

  • wtf u talking about "some simple aussie can read it"

    u faggot

    go jump off a bridge u simple minded fuck!

    AUSSIES RUUULE

  • I miss the old skool Mars! This new packaging and "lighter noughat, thinner chocolate" crap of today can't stand up to what was originally conceived!

    Mars and King Size Mars I grieve for you!

  • Im eating one right now.

  • wtf r u on about u can still buy them

  • glucose?!

  • With all that 'goodness' in Mars, I'm surprised I'm not running marathons.

  • The Mars bar will be missed. The closest thing on the market now I know of to it's is the snickers with almonds.

  • That's the USA Mars bar. The (original) UK one in the ad is still on sale.

  • I'm still enjoying Mars Bars even today.

  • The ads working then

  • dammit thats a big mars bar they have certainly shrunk over the years!

  • yes i thought i was the only one that noticed that.

  • same here lol

  • the only thing this commercial needs now is a guy smiling with his thumbs up in the end =D

  • you know it only cost about 10p for one back in 1986 now its 60p.

  • hahaha glucose. i <3 this ad, what a ripper!

  • Ha,ha,ha lool, it should b 'A MARS A DAY HELPS YOUR TEETH ROT AWAY ! lool

  • lol

  • "a mars a day helps your teeth rot away"

  • In the U.S. that was the slogan for milky way. (a milky way a day, helps you work, rest, and play.)

  • ..hene..

    Yes, there is something wrong with you! The announcer is saying "thick thick chocolate". Of course it's common knowledge that people tend to hear what they WANT to hear. That said, how long have you had this fetish for "thick, dick chocolate"? I assume you 'self-medicate' with Mars bars but have you thought about professional help? A 12-step therapy program would be worth the expense. You'll soon be hearing "thick thick chocolate" as you skip along munching your Mars bar!

  • Milk, sugar, glucose and big dick chocolate...

    That's what I keep hearing no matter how many times I watch this. Is there something wrong with me?

  • The UK's Mars Bar is a more sugary, less creamy version of the USA's Milky Way Bar, which has a richer, darker chocolate, more creamier caramel, and a denser nouget. The UK Mars Bar has a slight more malt flavor. BOTH candy bars are delicious!

    Does anyone know what a Japp Bar tastes like. By it's wrapper, I'm under the impression that it's Sweden's version of the UK Mars Bar. Is my assumption right or wrong? Some day I hope to eat one.

  • milk- YUM!

    sugar- YUM!

    glucose- WTF?

    and lols it so 80s! :)

  • milk, sugar, glucose and thick thick chocolate are very healthy.

  • milk, sugar, glucose and thick thick chocolate are very healthy.

  • In German it's

    "Mars macht mobil

    bei Arbeit, Sport und Spiel"

  • OMG i never knew mars bars where healthy lol

  • Hey guys see what Wurst14 said....well wtf he Wurst14 thot he said big big chocolate but it acually said thick thick

  • LOL!

  • swear they are smaller now the big mars makes up for it i suppose.

  • Mars bars used to have almonds in them!

  • All the goodness of sugar, glucose and chocolate lol!

    :D

  • Those were the days when the Mars was THE standard bearer of chocolate bars, though I'm not so sure that's still the case today.

  • milk,sugar, glucose and thick thick chocolate very healthy

  • A Mars today helps you work, rest and play!

  • all the goodness thats in the mars MILK..SUGAR!..GLUCOSE..and BIG BIG CHOCOLATE ROFL!

  • OMG look at the size of those mars bar - how I wish!!!

  • Mars bars were launched in 1932

  • im sure to god the girl in that ad was sadie frost jude laws ex

  • PML! a mars a day makes u 10 stone overweight!!! , there gd tho :D

  • I'm confused, what's the difference between sugar and glucose? I thought glucose was the main molecule in sugar? then again, I'm not diabetic or something..

  • i don't care if this was said 8 months ago. Glucose is a sugar, but there are a number of different types of sugar which share the same basic formula.

  • mmmm glucose

  • "all the GOODNEss that's in the MARS ... MIlk..SUGAR..GLUCOSE..CHOCOLAT­E....LMAOLMAOLMAO

  • HAHAHA

    I rekon they should try and air that advert again. The voice over guy made it sound like a car advert

  • "all those GOOD ingredients...SUGAR..."

    LOL

  • omg, i have to do my english course work on mars bars!!

    your video has really hepled, thank u <33

  • lol, what the heck are they teaching the kids these days???

    I hope you mentioned Adrian Mole's Mars bar obsession :-)

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