"All that goodness that's in a mars...milk, sugar, sugar, sugar more sugar oh and glucose because there's nothing else that's actually good for you in a mars"
Fifty years of heavy advertising by an economically powerful industry has shaped the public's perception, illustrating the power of one-sided advertising, but the reality and true health effects on our children is a different story. Besides the link between high-saturated-fat foods (dairy fat) and cancer, there is a body of scientific literature linking the consumption of cow's milk to many other diseases.
Milk, which is designed by nature for the rapidly growing cow, has about half its calories supplied from fat. The fatty component is concentrated more to make cheese and butter. Milk and cheese are the foods Americans encourage their children to eat, believing them to be healthy foods.
That is the biggest load of crap even by 'American' standards.'All the goodness thats in a Mars.' ??? Who were they trying to fool here. The Australians? The Yanks must've already been 'cause they seem to be tucking in.
Yes, there is something wrong with you! The announcer is saying "thick thick chocolate". Of course it's common knowledge that people tend to hear what they WANT to hear. That said, how long have you had this fetish for "thick, dick chocolate"? I assume you 'self-medicate' with Mars bars but have you thought about professional help? A 12-step therapy program would be worth the expense. You'll soon be hearing "thick thick chocolate" as you skip along munching your Mars bar!
The UK's Mars Bar is a more sugary, less creamy version of the USA's Milky Way Bar, which has a richer, darker chocolate, more creamier caramel, and a denser nouget. The UK Mars Bar has a slight more malt flavor. BOTH candy bars are delicious!
Does anyone know what a Japp Bar tastes like. By it's wrapper, I'm under the impression that it's Sweden's version of the UK Mars Bar. Is my assumption right or wrong? Some day I hope to eat one.
I'm confused, what's the difference between sugar and glucose? I thought glucose was the main molecule in sugar? then again, I'm not diabetic or something..
i don't care if this was said 8 months ago. Glucose is a sugar, but there are a number of different types of sugar which share the same basic formula.
hahaha! sugar gluctose and thick thick chocolate they used to be so honest in the olden days
:D
MsMeMyselfAndI19 1 month ago
I like how big they were then. And full of goodness.
tweedy151 4 months ago
lol .....
julietpinkrose 5 months ago
@TransalvanianAngel
lucky devil!
SwitchbladeKitty 6 months ago
that looks......healthy...:/
sparklemycat 8 months ago
are these halal plz reply if u can
TheImmortalO 8 months ago
@TheImmortalO .....?
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Green0rRed 8 months ago
Can someone YouTube the Mars Bar ad from the 80's featuring Vladivostock please?
damitjanet100 8 months ago
Can anyone get hold of the mars bar ad from about the 1980's featuring Vlodivostock please?
damitjanet100 8 months ago
boke!
Derek70214 9 months ago
A Mars a Day, Helps You Work Rest & Play ..... Err Really? So It Won't Make You Fat?
TheFever77 9 months ago
Mars bars? Having second thoughts about Pigfarts, are we?
darrencriss1fan 10 months ago
I could watch Maria Toon all day! Ivan
Viper777888 1 year ago
stupid commercial, just another way to depopulate the earth
whiyteboy 1 year ago
"All that goodness that's in a mars...milk, sugar, sugar, sugar more sugar oh and glucose because there's nothing else that's actually good for you in a mars"
emacDOTtm 1 year ago
Fifty years of heavy advertising by an economically powerful industry has shaped the public's perception, illustrating the power of one-sided advertising, but the reality and true health effects on our children is a different story. Besides the link between high-saturated-fat foods (dairy fat) and cancer, there is a body of scientific literature linking the consumption of cow's milk to many other diseases.
leenicklen 1 year ago
Mars Bars cause cancer.
Milk, which is designed by nature for the rapidly growing cow, has about half its calories supplied from fat. The fatty component is concentrated more to make cheese and butter. Milk and cheese are the foods Americans encourage their children to eat, believing them to be healthy foods.
leenicklen 1 year ago
@tumbleweed954 you dumbass mars bars dont have almonds in them
ninjaknifemaster 1 year ago
because you know, EVERYBODY LOVES a good helping of glucose!!! roflol
jackpot771234 1 year ago
that is so funny: milk,sugar,glucose and thick thick chocolate. No goodness there, try and look in the next aisle for a banana.
neonrider93 1 year ago
Lol how gullible were we in the '80's!!! And.........how crap is this advert lol!!!
sezums 1 year ago
0:17 is my shit.
paiceyd 1 year ago
Shit food and shit taste ....sorry mars you are crap!
idanne007 1 year ago
@idanne007 its the best selling bar for a reason, cause it tastes amazing!
c0rnf1ake 1 year ago
This commercial wouldn't appeal to the masses today simply because they mentioned the word 'glucose'.
SethiXzon 1 year ago
all that goodness: sugar... glucose.. and thick chocolate
mcb0613 1 year ago
@mcb0613 hahaha so stupid aint it
c0rnf1ake 1 year ago
mars animal taste and it kills animals ALL the time!
MissHannahBell 1 year ago
WIN.
MattTheSaiyan 1 year ago
Some people freeze this and use them on their loved ones kids....
Others quecumbers... or so i heard...
PsycoticRetard 1 year ago
@PsycoticRetard that is to say on their loved ones, kids.
PsycoticRetard 1 year ago
God we ate utter shit in the 80's and just didn't care!!
Bemart78 1 year ago
That is the biggest load of crap even by 'American' standards.'All the goodness thats in a Mars.' ??? Who were they trying to fool here. The Australians? The Yanks must've already been 'cause they seem to be tucking in.
AlgonquinCelebrity96 1 year ago
majar sponcer carlton footy club
gerrard4512 1 year ago
such lies!
Tyinkiaro 1 year ago
im eating one right now except its a pussy piece of shit!
Gannondalf 1 year ago
wow this is just..... so typically..... american.....
jonanlsh 1 year ago
i still don't get what a mars bar is. i'm holding one right now... i just don't know what to expect :O
radicalraychel 1 year ago
its a snickers bar with almonds instead of peanuts
TumbleWeed954 1 year ago
@radicalraychel It's a load of sugar, nougat and vegetable fat.
FlipUltraHD 1 year ago
Big dick chocolate xD
Habuji221 1 year ago
i gotta get me a mars, too bad they don't sell them in my country lol
subwayeatn 2 years ago
How can you bite into a Mars bar without
dragging a string....
HUTINAK 2 years ago
Yeh, full of "goodness". We knew it all along. Especially since they shrank them without telling anyone.
HarryBallbag 2 years ago
that great mars taste O COME ON
jaychrepta 2 years ago
glucose is sugar!!!! YOU CAN NOT BE SERIOUS
elliotmotoX 2 years ago
what good chocolate doesn't haves sugar.
naktacs 2 years ago
Like none, but still they basically said sugar 3 times,
Glucose - SUGAR
Sugar - SUGAR
Chocolate - contains.... SUGAAAARRRR
elliotmotoX 2 years ago
chocolate - cocoa but still ...
903harman 1 year ago
Glucose is a sugar, but they mean kitchen sugar which is surcose not glucose.
BTW, they used to be so honest in commercials, hmmm.
LikeAPossum 2 years ago 10
They said milk too. Which is lactose.
elliotmotoX 2 years ago
I stopped buying them when they changed,the revamped mars is puny and has a different taste and texture.Bring back the original.
leefran71 2 years ago
my fave choccyy (:
XxForeverEddiexX 2 years ago
Im eating a Mars Chocolate Bar right now. Thought it will be fun if I watch Mars Bar commercial while eating it XD
EdoraAngel 2 years ago
A MARS A DAY HELPS YOUR TEETH ROT AWAY !!
lilmisse15 2 years ago 26
@lilmisse15 Shusssh ! lol!
cannoir 1 year ago
@lilmisse15 Not if you look after them it won't. Try it.
TheOptimod 4 months ago
This was my favorite junk food ad. Talking about junk food check out my tvc about junk food: PRANKSTERS IN THE PARK.
markape1 2 years ago
not in america
xDark2Lightx 2 years ago
lol i just ate one of these
MrRAndom5 2 years ago
Is it me or are those MARS' huge? I must've forgotten how big they were as a kid.
Gotta love how they justify making them smaller - cos they want to offer value to the consumer. You can't spell consumer without con.
venuecam 2 years ago
I think you're right. They *do* look a bit huge compared to today. XD
Gasoline85 2 years ago
Is that add british or just some poofy aussie fella.
Mo0nBugGy1 2 years ago
Its British but they had to bring in a big jessie from aus - seemingly they're ten a penny down there - each and every one - a molly to man
cahillgreg 2 years ago
I dont know what poofter talk your on about, rewite it so some simple aussie can read it.
Mo0nBugGy1 2 years ago
wtf u talking about "some simple aussie can read it"
u faggot
go jump off a bridge u simple minded fuck!
AUSSIES RUUULE
kickbirdman 2 years ago 2
I miss the old skool Mars! This new packaging and "lighter noughat, thinner chocolate" crap of today can't stand up to what was originally conceived!
Mars and King Size Mars I grieve for you!
SLX10 2 years ago
Im eating one right now.
hannnny123 3 years ago
wtf r u on about u can still buy them
hjhc4boys 3 years ago
glucose?!
bvking718 3 years ago
With all that 'goodness' in Mars, I'm surprised I'm not running marathons.
ignorantpom 3 years ago
The Mars bar will be missed. The closest thing on the market now I know of to it's is the snickers with almonds.
mfreeman7821 3 years ago
That's the USA Mars bar. The (original) UK one in the ad is still on sale.
Ikaftl 3 years ago
I'm still enjoying Mars Bars even today.
ignorantpom 3 years ago
The ads working then
cahillgreg 2 years ago
dammit thats a big mars bar they have certainly shrunk over the years!
PenisBoat 3 years ago 2
yes i thought i was the only one that noticed that.
rangerinthehood 3 years ago 2
same here lol
TaylorHicksgirl 3 years ago 2
the only thing this commercial needs now is a guy smiling with his thumbs up in the end =D
shadow381868 3 years ago 2
you know it only cost about 10p for one back in 1986 now its 60p.
cybersunday07 3 years ago
hahaha glucose. i <3 this ad, what a ripper!
lizirox 3 years ago
Ha,ha,ha lool, it should b 'A MARS A DAY HELPS YOUR TEETH ROT AWAY ! lool
lilmisse15 3 years ago
lol
comneard2 3 years ago
"a mars a day helps your teeth rot away"
verwoodspring 3 years ago
In the U.S. that was the slogan for milky way. (a milky way a day, helps you work, rest, and play.)
reflexrules 3 years ago
..hene..
Yes, there is something wrong with you! The announcer is saying "thick thick chocolate". Of course it's common knowledge that people tend to hear what they WANT to hear. That said, how long have you had this fetish for "thick, dick chocolate"? I assume you 'self-medicate' with Mars bars but have you thought about professional help? A 12-step therapy program would be worth the expense. You'll soon be hearing "thick thick chocolate" as you skip along munching your Mars bar!
CKYZZIE 3 years ago
Milk, sugar, glucose and big dick chocolate...
That's what I keep hearing no matter how many times I watch this. Is there something wrong with me?
hene22 3 years ago
The UK's Mars Bar is a more sugary, less creamy version of the USA's Milky Way Bar, which has a richer, darker chocolate, more creamier caramel, and a denser nouget. The UK Mars Bar has a slight more malt flavor. BOTH candy bars are delicious!
Does anyone know what a Japp Bar tastes like. By it's wrapper, I'm under the impression that it's Sweden's version of the UK Mars Bar. Is my assumption right or wrong? Some day I hope to eat one.
magie8898 4 years ago
milk- YUM!
sugar- YUM!
glucose- WTF?
and lols it so 80s! :)
peawhoiscrazy 4 years ago
milk, sugar, glucose and thick thick chocolate are very healthy.
bingqi 4 years ago 2
milk, sugar, glucose and thick thick chocolate are very healthy.
bingqi 4 years ago
In German it's
"Mars macht mobil
bei Arbeit, Sport und Spiel"
Pommesteyer 4 years ago
OMG i never knew mars bars where healthy lol
cre8ivelicense 4 years ago
Hey guys see what Wurst14 said....well wtf he Wurst14 thot he said big big chocolate but it acually said thick thick
kooldude619rey 4 years ago
LOL!
Wilmo07 4 years ago
swear they are smaller now the big mars makes up for it i suppose.
limeyosu 4 years ago
Mars bars used to have almonds in them!
FionaTheFox 4 years ago
All the goodness of sugar, glucose and chocolate lol!
:D
emilyjellybellyleaf 4 years ago
Those were the days when the Mars was THE standard bearer of chocolate bars, though I'm not so sure that's still the case today.
Perranporth 4 years ago
milk,sugar, glucose and thick thick chocolate very healthy
logom0 4 years ago 3
A Mars today helps you work, rest and play!
Skawucheck 4 years ago
all the goodness thats in the mars MILK..SUGAR!..GLUCOSE..and BIG BIG CHOCOLATE ROFL!
Wurst14 4 years ago
OMG look at the size of those mars bar - how I wish!!!
bam1957 4 years ago
Mars bars were launched in 1932
chao772 3 years ago
im sure to god the girl in that ad was sadie frost jude laws ex
kerdangle 5 years ago
PML! a mars a day makes u 10 stone overweight!!! , there gd tho :D
w17bob 5 years ago
I'm confused, what's the difference between sugar and glucose? I thought glucose was the main molecule in sugar? then again, I'm not diabetic or something..
DiabeticTV 5 years ago
i don't care if this was said 8 months ago. Glucose is a sugar, but there are a number of different types of sugar which share the same basic formula.
cjac06 4 years ago
mmmm glucose
bluebirdie252 5 years ago
"all the GOODNEss that's in the MARS ... MIlk..SUGAR..GLUCOSE..CHOCOLATE....LMAOLMAOLMAO
Dezireble 5 years ago
HAHAHA
I rekon they should try and air that advert again. The voice over guy made it sound like a car advert
pow1983 5 years ago
"all those GOOD ingredients...SUGAR..."
LOL
primalconvoy 5 years ago
omg, i have to do my english course work on mars bars!!
your video has really hepled, thank u <33
xxlaniexx 5 years ago
lol, what the heck are they teaching the kids these days???
I hope you mentioned Adrian Mole's Mars bar obsession :-)
sundaeg1rl 5 years ago