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  • i reloaded this video 5 times thinking my player froze

  • @merajoga Glad you said that I was worried :)

  • The world is watching and laughing in pure disbelief at the American Candidates. Are you Guys really fucking for real lol?

  • @EBOWARRIOR Sadly, we are. We are dumb and proud of it. I apologize.

  • @MyloDude22 I do not believe for one minute you are all dumb, it just seems its a case of finding the most ludicrous candidate and turning the whole thing into a bizarre show for the world to see. It makes the world worry about whats going to happen when the next crackpot gets in.

  • @EBOWARRIOR dude like I really think that this is all a big conspiracy to get Obama elected these people are racist, gaycist and poor haters ( yea I made up gaycist).

  • @EBOWARRIOR believe me, there are some of us Americans who can't fucking believe these shitty candidates are real.

  • maher doesn't know the Bible that well then if he thinks LDS beliefs are way out there and brand new. Read Exodus 28 in the Old Testament..old practices restored in modern day by the LDS church.

  • @keave1: Wrong, the BoM was written off of "Views of the Hebrews". One thing that is so funny is how the supposed OT jews with Lehi never followed kosher laws

    Joe Smith Jr was a "money digging" conman who found that creating his own religion (why does the BoM read like 16th century prose ala KJV Bible?) and be able to take other men's wives and even a 14 year old girl to his bed (when he was in the 30s) as a wife

    Joe Smith was nothing more than a conman

  • @sol3a1 How many Jews DO follow Kosher law and how many followed it 2600 yrs ago??

  • @keave1 please check out: "Know Your Enemy" from TheFuelProject. Everything we have been cleverly divided over will become perfectly clear.

    The Elite are using the Hegelian Dialectic. "Thesis v Antithesis= Synthesis" or "Problem,-Reaction =Solution"

    They've financed the extremes of two opposing (and fake) choices to achieve a false paradigm that will bring (their "solution" and version of) "Order out of Chaos".

    "The more things change, the more they remain the same".

    They own the game.

  • What is the DNA evidence? I am guessing they took the DNA from an American Indian and compared it to an Israelite? Hey maher, Lehi left Jerusalem 2,600 yrs. ago! You think MAYBE the gene pool has watered down a bit in that time frame!!! Any Christian believing person beleives that Adam and Eve were the first people on earth....well I guess we ALL should have the same DNA then show up in a test right!! An atheistic fool like maher won't think that though. His ignorance in LDS beliefs are apparent

  • @keave1 "I am guessing they took the DNA from an American Indian and compared it to an Israelite?" one can trace lineage way past 3000 years. There is no commonality between the Amer-Indians and those in the ME. Your ignorance of DNA is typical

    As for Joe Smith Jr, Joe Smith Sr. was a merchant who lost a shipment in the Comoros Islands and oh yes, the capital is Moroni around 1815-1819. Oh yes there was a map made in 1812. Those islands were well known, "Treasure Island" is about them

  • @sol3a1 Then if you're a Jew, my DNA should match yours! You believe in the first 5 books of the bible...as well as I do. Since we're both descendants of adam and eve, we should match up right.

  • @keave1 "Then if you're a Jew, my DNA should match yours!" not how it works. Again your ignorance of genetics and knee jerk reaction to having your nonsensical faith challenged is disturbing

    If Lehi and his group would've left the Holy land around ~700BCE, then Central American Indians, especially those with no European ancestry anywhere should match up with "those from Palestine". They don't not even close

    Who do they match up with? Asians. Hint LDS archeology is a very bad joke

  • @keave1 "His ignorance in LDS beliefs are apparent" ignorance is what it takes to be a mormon and actually believe that Joe Jr was anything other than a conman and a "money digger", oh yes, look it up it was a crime in the early 19th Century

    The LDS joke is one of the worst cons masquerading as a religion

  • @sol3a1 Jews and LDS leaders get along very well. The Jewish leaders respect the LDS religion for a lot of it's laws, rites, ordinances, etc. because it's in line to what they teach/believe, except for Jesus and his role. LDS people respect the Jews for giving us the Bible and because Jesus himself was a Jew. LDS people believe Jesus was the Son of God, whereas the Jews do not.

  • @keave1 "Jews and LDS leaders get along very well. The Jewish leaders respect the LDS religion for a lot of it's laws, rites, ordinances, etc. because it's in line to what they teach/believe" some do, some don't

    Then again Jews and Italian Catholics in NY/NJ/RI area get along very well too. What's your point?

    "LDS people believe Jesus was the Son of God" as was Lucifer who got mad because Jeses was sent from god's planet Kolob to rescue humanity

    Tell us about the LDS Man/god doctrine

  • @keave1: Where'd you go guy? I'd like to see your thoughts on the following:

    Mountain Meadows Massacre

    Man-god doctrine

    magic underwear and the relation to masonic garb

    The "final battle" and "just how big it was/was it"?

    Thanks

  • @sol3a1 please check out: "Know Your Enemy" from TheFuelProject. Everything we have been cleverly divided over will become perfectly clear.

    The Elite are using the Hegelian Dialectic. "Thesis v Antithesis= Synthesis" or "Problem,-Reaction =Solution"

    They've financed the extremes of two opposing (and fake) choices to achieve a false paradigm that will bring (their "solution" and version of) "Order out of Chaos".

    "The more things change, the more they remain the same".

    They own the game.

  • @sol3a1 On Joseph Smith, you're ignorance is apparent. You haven't studied him obvioiusly in detail. Only false and slanderous reports are what you've been exposed too.

  • Bill Maher is awesome!

  • Bill Maher is a complete oxygen thief!

  • Bill is absolutely correct!

  • that fuckin woman....

  • I wish there was "separation of church and state" in the constitution, but that line does not exist in the constitution.

  • I've known some, worked with some, and one thing certain Mormonic types have a problem with, not getting enough nutrition. I think that leads to dumb things. They would be falling down in the middle of the day, and not get help to find out why?

  • Isn't an angel in Mormonism called MORONi?

  • @Zoidberg312 Yes "Moroni"

  • @mattdawg83686. i have read the book of mormon. please direct me to the peer reviewed archiological finds/evidence located in the regions where Josephs Smiths recited scripture indicated that there we vast civilizations and huge battles invovling tens of tnousands of people killing each other in the US. surely some artifacts would have been found??? No???

  • @psycho3968 The Smithsonian even put out an official statement indicating there is absolutely no archeological evidence supporting the Book of Mormon.

    Furthermore, DNA evidence has shown the Book of Mormon is a fraud as it claims Indians are a tribe of Israel when Indians are actually of Asian ancestry. Google:

    Los Angeles Times Mormonism DNA bedrock jolted.

    Mormonism is a complete fraud and Mormons are gullible simpletons who pay 10% of their income to a bigoted lying cult.

  • I hereby coin a new term - Oxymormon

  • All religions are all crazy.

  • Craig Ferguson, what a fucktard.

  • title worng?..mormon cult?

  • mormons are so fucking stupid

  • @thordurinn Why? Do you Guys Hate so much? Don't Religions god and Jesus Teach Not to Hate?? To Hate A man for his Religion is sad and not what the Good Lord would want!!

  • @sublimefan421 I don't hate them, I just think they're stupid. Joseph Smith clearly pulled that insane doctrine right out of his ass and anyone who follows that pile of crap of a religion belongs in an asylum.

  • @thordurinn you know what... that is pretty much Hate.. At least they Teach to love everyone!! I don't care how crazzy there religion is.. They are really nice people and Are our Neighbors and go to our Schools and celebrate Christmas and they Don't teach Hate!!! you Are not doing what Jesus told us to do not Hate.. Any Church that tells you not to Like Mormons is Dumb Because they Teach against Jesus's Ways.. Jesus told Us not to HATE!!!!

  • @sublimefan421 obvious troll is obvious

  • @thordurinn You with the way you try to Teach People Hate and Fell like you are above Others Scares me!!! Do you work for Penn State??? That's how you sound!!!

  • I like Bill Maher but his audience is annoying. I can't stand them.

  • "The're all crazy" - truer words were never spoken.

  • I just told you :))))))))))

  • @Robyshileileh there are no lies about mormonism in this video. You're lying by saying there are.

  • @mattdogg83686

    Wow, a black person who actually _CHOOSES_ to be Mormon??? So tell me: are there tales passed down in your family about what it was like the fight on the side of SATAN (literally) in the revolt for control over Heaven?

    And furthermore, can you actually *SHOW* me where Kolab is on a star-chart or point to it w/a telescope? Re-fucking-diculous. Seriously.

  • that woman is stupid

  • Mormon sounds like moron with an extra m.

  • @bigdaddyquey best comparison ever xD

  • I was directly involved in the fight to keep the family together, so yeah, DIRECT evidence of Mormoans STEALING CHILDREN. Now, how about ANY sahred of evidence of ANY "supreme being"? Good luck, and again, noice use of "butthurt" there. Does your Bishop approve of that language? OH MY HELL!

  • Hmmmm. Interesting. Bill calls Joseph Smith a con man who preached some weird stuff. Didn't they say the same thing about...JESUS?! He talks about disproving things in the Mormon religion and like so many others DOES NOT PROVIDE ANY! There goes the argument! By the way, I've beena member of the LDS church for almost 21 years...AND I'M BLACK.

  • @mattdawg83686 Maher explicitely states that Jesus lived about 2000 years ago, so it is harder to prove or disprove anything about him, while Joseph Smith lived about 200 years ago and is therefore easier to identify as a con man. He also does provide an example of something in Mormon religion that was disproven by science (Native Americans a lost tribe of Israel). Oh.. and the mere fact that you are Black and also happen to be a Mormon only proves that your religion accepts Blacks.Nothing else

  • @mattdawg83686 The mormon religion is really screwed up. You're worshipping of this religion will bring you to hell.

  • @chrisis138 So tell me, how is my religion screwed up? Obviously you don't know anything about it. Since you've judged me, you must be God. You wish! Only God will judge me and I will have the best defense attorney in all of creation by my side; His Son Jesus Christ when He does. You think this is the first time I've been persecuted? Enlighten me! While you're at it, take a grammer class; 'your' instead of 'you're'.

  • @mattdawg83686 Wow, good one. I thought we were talking about YOUR shitty religion?

  • @chrisis138 Ah yes, typical so-called Christian who criticizes other people's religion. I asked you to enlighten me and you answer by not answering the challenge and throwing more barbs. You don't have the stones to challenge me do you? Thought not.

  • @mattdawg83686 AND YOU ARE NUTS. Joseph Smith was a PROVEN con artist. Jesus never stole things from people and then "found" them for money using a "seer stone". He also never claimed to have found and translated golden plates no one else ever saw while he himself could barely read English. After 16 years of living in Utah and working for a company that produced church tapes, I know that the Mormon religion is truly BATSHIT.

  • @Mozart1220 Glass houses Mozart. Glass houses. And by the by, there were 11 witnesses to be exact who saw the plates so you are incorrect sir. Someone somewhere who is a member of the church must have offended you deeply and you can't let go of the hurt. So prove to me why you feel the way you do. Where is your proof and evidence? Bill Maher? And don't come at me with saying: So and so said so! Show me.

  • @mattdawg83686 Of the 11 alleged "witnesses" I think 9 of them recanted. And after living in Utah for 16 years as a non Mormon, I experienced too may "offenses" to list. (and saw many that happened to others) But I will say the myth about Mormons stealing children is 100% true. They also own all the lawyers and judges so no one can fight back. How much of YOUR "tithing" has gone to political causes the church thinks are pretty? But don't stop believing. They depend on your "faith".

  • @Mozart1220 You think? You think?! Stealing children? I've been in the church almost 21 years. Haven't seen it. Instead of thinking you know something, how about actually knowing what you're talking about. Tangible evidence; not hearsay. You are generalizing a people just because you got butthurt. Well welcome to real life. hold on to your hate. That'll get you into heaven I'm sure. Evidence please. Real evidence; not made up stuff that you heard. I can do this all night.

  • @mattdawg83686 I know someone who tried to move with her family out of state. Her in laws went to court nad got the children taken away. She spent over $10,000 on lawyers who didn't even try to seriously fight. Why? Because they were MORMON and the church was backing the inlaws play. A good family broken up because Mormons didn't want to lose three furure tithing payers. I didn't get "butthurt (Nice phrase for a Christian eh?) How about some "evidence" that heaven or God exists? REAL evidence

  • @Mozart1220 I will answer your question as soon as you answer mine which i have been waiting for. All you've done is answer by asking me a question which means you have no evidence and you have no argument. All you are butthurt and holding onto a situation that doesn't even involve you. Typical critic; all talk and no show.

  • as a Mormon.. I find this commentary absolutely hysterical. No.. I no longer follow that religeon... too much hypocracy for me..

  • @Chipp610 Glad you got out :)

  • Stick your religion up your fuckin ass!

    And if your christian and find that objectionable, your bible tells you ...you MUST forgive me!

  • @bermudaguy1 WE FORGIVE YOU NOW FUCK OFF XD LOL

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  • Craig Ferguson was awesome! "That's only if you believe in DNA testing!" lol

  • @VenomOXP Yes, Craig we are aware that some people don't believe in DNA testing. I think although that was an amusing thing to say it wasn't a terribly intelligent or interesting thing to say. Bill invites comedians on a lot and they treat his show like their stage.....and try to become the center of attention and get the most laughs which cause the conversation to stray quite a bit. Craig was amusing but he contributed very little to the intellectual side of the conversation.

  • @Flipper79able

    Nah - this argument doesn't get any more intelligent than it got here.

  • lady can't listen... i also think she lied about watching his show... i don't even think she knows who bill maher is...

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