@Leatherbubba...I disagree. The trailer makes it better than it really is. Don't get me wrong though. It is a funny movie and I own it, in my collection, but the trailer uses the main good parts. Especially the Cow fight scenes. 40 percent of this movie is GOOD comedy. 60 percent, just stupid crap.
@Boogyman4050 It is udder (see what I did there) crap if you don't like the kind of humour. Check it out on metacritic, nearly 400 user ratings and it holds a 8.8. People seem to love this film, critics hate it and they get paid for this. The humour is great, if you love it. From Betty to Wimp Lo to Master Tang talking about nSync and Harpo to the Chosen One's Gopherchucks and to the dog always barking out of sync. You gotta like dumb humour to like the film though.
Killing is wrong, and bad...the should be a new stronger word for killing like badwrong or bdong, that's right: killing is bdong, I will stand for the opposite, gnodb.........
This movie reminds me of a mystery science theatre 2000 episode, where they do a kung fu movie and everyone's name is Kim. I think it might be where the writers got the idea for the movie.
@Denevue That's why this movie sucks. It's mostly just footage from Tiger and the Crane with some footage Steve Odenkirk shot himself. It's Bullshit. Just watch Kung Fu Hustle instead.
@PrinceAppalling hehe sorry ive already watched Stephens Chow fight Axe Gang for a 100 times already XD its one of my favorites next to Shaun of the Dead
@AleXX1995XX he said hes probably show my class the whole movie at the end of the skool year. lol, he said he recommend the class to watch it. he wasted the whole period except for 10 mins of class time. saying how stupid but good it is.
this film is so stupid but so funny, i was literally laughing the whole way through crying of alughter bahahaha wiu wiu wiu iwu iwu wiu wiu lo llol lol and the hay hay hay hay tongue thingy get me evrytime! i watched it about 3 days ago and laughed loads all over again lol lol lol betty hehehehhehe
This has got to be THE dumbest stupidest, retardest, most hilarious, literally collapses you from laughing so hard, movie ever made...I used to love those old Kung Fu movies, but this movie ruined it for me....now every time i watch like Crouching Tiger or Hero, this movie comes to my head and i can't stop laughing....
It looks really stupid. Kind of like those "_____ Movie" (or Vampires Suck / Meet the Spartans). But this is actually self-aware and really hillarious.
I first watched this when I was about 7 and now at 18 its still freaking hilarious. "You're days are over mister" and the squeeky shoes and the reverse fighting are absolutely legendary.
@Weepyun swo essentially your judging my entire movie critiquing because of a 6 word statement stating my opinion that I don't like this movie. If you think my taste in movies are crap then you are also ultimately saying the following movies are crap:
@zeledakixx 1: "swo" was a spelling mistake. It takes half a brain to figure out I meant "so". The rest of my comment made perfect sense.
2. I do have a reason. I don't have to give a reason if I don't want to, but in this case it is simply because this movie didn't make me laugh.
3: Thank you for considering the fact that I might indeed be god, but unfortunately no, I am not. Take note of my original comment "I think this movie is crap." - I was not aware that other opinions are invalid
@fuckitstrent Yes. I don't like any of those movies except Kung Fu Hustle. Of course, most people would probably say my taste is more crap than yours, but take note I too said "I think."
@Weepyun Yeah I don't have a problem with your opinion. I never said I did. My problem was that you judged my entire movie taste based on a 6 word comment about one single movie.
@fuckitstrent What I really meant was "your taste in movies is diametrically opposed to mine, and thus I must defend this excellent one." Just messin' d00d. Everyone is entitled to their own taste, after all.
Pro. the most stupidest movie I've ever seen and actually it was still freaking hilarious,I loved how they dub and editted the movie,LOL,yep u gotta love the cow fight scene,just watched it last night on my DVD player.
@animal90sFreak5 The thing is this isn't even the stupidest movie ever. NOT BY A LONG SHOT! And it's still better and a lot funnier that a lot of other stupid movies. And infact just funnier than a lot of movies ingeneral.Im watching this movie right now for the first time in like 8 years.This moives halarious and awesome! =)
This movie is badong
blixabargel 6 days ago
@blixabargel Lies! It's gnodab!
fantasmaofdoom 5 days ago
I'm glad I saw the trailer of this movie, which I have been recommended. -before I began to look for it. It looks really awful.
SATlVA 1 week ago
@SATlVA It's awesome
blewris 16 hours ago
baaahahahaahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahhahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahhhhhhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahhahahahahahahahahahaahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahah
XxChubugxX 1 week ago
Damn this was on tv once here, but i saw only the ending D:
FazzEgg 2 weeks ago
iou iou iou iou iou iou the chosen one!!!! i m coming!!!!! the chosen one !!!! i m coming !!!
GreedBravo 2 weeks ago
This film was amazing
FaceBiscuits1 2 weeks ago
Hmm, chicken go cluck-cluck, cow go moo. Piggy go oink-oink, how bout you? Wanna be an animal just like you.
Piisuke 3 weeks ago 3
@Piisuke I'M JUST A BIRDY TOO!
strife93 2 weeks ago
@Leatherbubba...I disagree. The trailer makes it better than it really is. Don't get me wrong though. It is a funny movie and I own it, in my collection, but the trailer uses the main good parts. Especially the Cow fight scenes. 40 percent of this movie is GOOD comedy. 60 percent, just stupid crap.
Boogyman4050 3 weeks ago
@Boogyman4050 It is udder (see what I did there) crap if you don't like the kind of humour. Check it out on metacritic, nearly 400 user ratings and it holds a 8.8. People seem to love this film, critics hate it and they get paid for this. The humour is great, if you love it. From Betty to Wimp Lo to Master Tang talking about nSync and Harpo to the Chosen One's Gopherchucks and to the dog always barking out of sync. You gotta like dumb humour to like the film though.
Piisuke 3 weeks ago
ONE BOOB?!
Cricketheads12 1 month ago
This trailer made the movie look like garbage. Very badly marketed.
Leatherbubba 1 month ago 3
Hm my finger points!. Wonder if anyone spotted the aft of the titanic.
MrGingerninjer1 1 month ago
AAAH! Rikki Tiki Tavi! Riki TIKI!!!
Deadcomedian312 1 month ago
@TagzBloody Easy easy. We don't need to lose any more toes. XD
XxBam28xX 1 month ago
Wwweeeeeooowwweeeoooowwweeeooowwweeooowwweeeooo
ganstasnowman 2 months ago
I LOVED THE CHUCK NORRIS COW
poposao1 2 months ago
I like the part in the movie when the Narrator said
"At that moment,the Chosen One learned a valuable lesson about the Iron Claws..
They Hurt Like Crap MAN" xD
Jabbawockeez3451 2 months ago 3
@Jabbawockeez3451 Thats allot of NUTS!!!! Birdie...those are mine.. lol
freespeachrulez 2 months ago
My finger points!
TheAntonioNetwork 2 months ago
omg, this trailer is getting me to laugh as much as i did with the actual movie, and it doesnt even have all of its jokes XD
flyswaterman 2 months ago
Heh heh You Can Call me Betty! Naaaaaaaaaaaah!
devildogged1234 2 months ago
i must've watched this movie a billion times since i first got the dvd, never gets old.
AHAHAHAH
MASTAAAAAAR PAAAAAIN
YearraeY 2 months ago
Too hight to post this
zackb801 3 months ago
weeeeoooweeeeeooooooweeeeeeooooooweeeeeeeoooooooweeeeeee
mesticle69 3 months ago
the best comedy movie ever!
isutshi 3 months ago
This reminds me of Dragon Ball Z!
It's over 9000!
alex29464 3 months ago
Seriously now--where is part 2 to this awesome movie? We need a sequel to Kung Pow like ASAP!
MegaJetJaguar 3 months ago
@MegaJetJaguar Kung Fu Hustle not as funny but yeah same concepts
SoWrongItsHolly 3 months ago
This movie is stupid, dumb, idiotic, retarded, and sick.
and these are the 5 thing i LOVE ABOUT THIS MOVIE. DAMN IT I WANT A PART 2!
badreject180 3 months ago 55
@badreject180 there is a part 2. Kung Pow: Tounges of Fury, if I know it right.
redead22 1 week ago
If you don't find this movie funny you have no soul
kaileyisgreen 4 months ago 6
@kaileyisgreen I guess i don't have a soul because this movie is the most unfunny piece of fucking shit ive ever seen,
TheButcherOfRomania 3 months ago
my friend hans brought me here...
Bayportopia 4 months ago
wha....???
jtbowman421 4 months ago
this has to be one of the dumbest movies ever and i absolutely love it!!
SpawnTheReviewer 4 months ago 6
In the great words of Ling, " OOEEOOEEOOEEOOEEOO"
mercturd85 4 months ago
film cacad..wkwkwkwk
1984yonni 4 months ago
Who is he?
*mouth moves for five seconds* I dunno.
XD
bubmario 4 months ago 4
i remember when i was 10 and this was my fav movie XD
Haysparkelbeckinger 4 months ago
@Haysparkelbeckinger shit, i'm almost 20 and this is STILL my favorite movie. XD
ChikaPyo 4 months ago
Did they ever make that sequel?
diller1on1 5 months ago
watched this as a kid and ALWAYS loved it!
kevinwil100 5 months ago
looks dumb....but i love these dumb movies
koolaid5684 5 months ago
tooo bad they never made the sequel
Geofftaco99 5 months ago
This is terrible.
Zombi3Forever 5 months ago
@Zombi3Forever Says a stupid cunt with shit taste in everything.
The upper echelons like it, it must be good.
LordfishKeke 5 months ago
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@LordfishKeke Well fuck you too.
Zombi3Forever 5 months ago
the actual..fu..ck..
Pouchy17 5 months ago
KassamG brought me here.
SanDiegoGamers 5 months ago 3
CUMMING SOON!
FUCKTHELAW161 5 months ago
@1:57 "Coming soon" (take note of the milk squirts) HAHAHAHAHAHA
FUCKTHELAW161 5 months ago
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Best movie ever.
animelover2910 5 months ago
Steve Oedekerk is officially my favorite Director. :)
LOLO915 6 months ago
i fell and hurt my tummy
kavieres 6 months ago
@kavieres hahaha i love that
dragonstar213 5 months ago
... dih fek!?!?!?!?
zoozoo9012 6 months ago
Killing is wrong, and bad...the should be a new stronger word for killing like badwrong or bdong, that's right: killing is bdong, I will stand for the opposite, gnodb.........
Epic
Lotus504 6 months ago 4
i forgot how much i loved this movie :)
ledleyboi 6 months ago
You want FRIES with that!!!?
Bigcanofsodapop 6 months ago
The greatest comedy of all time. I only wish the sequel it entertained eventuated. :(
SirLukkas 6 months ago
Way more better than dragon ball z evolution
terminx12 6 months ago
"DA-DA-DA-DA-DA!!! NEO! BAH-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA!!! SPORIN!!!"
- Master Tang
MrPhenom444 6 months ago 38
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This movie is very underrated!
Patrick19833 6 months ago
Chosen one!! weeeeeeeUUUUUUUWWWWWWEEEEEEUUUUUUU
steviesniper 6 months ago
I.........I think i crapped my pants from laughing to hard=;(
SmTyler13 7 months ago
tiger tiger birdy birdy
mariocannon25 7 months ago
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omg this movie..
ONE BOOBIES
HangZhien 7 months ago
tounge"ya ya eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"
mrrandomutubeaccoun1 7 months ago
snif.. this must be the stupidest movie i ever seen :')
leothedrawer3 7 months ago
Has been.
xDEADLOCKEDx2468 7 months ago
kind of looks like a chinese steve carell
jwdesign336 8 months ago 2
Ehh... isnt this movie already exists?
like chuck norr... something
zodac121 8 months ago
This movie reminds me of a mystery science theatre 2000 episode, where they do a kung fu movie and everyone's name is Kim. I think it might be where the writers got the idea for the movie.
kdj29 8 months ago
MASTER PAIN: Gentlemen, from now on you will refer to me by the name - Betty... nyah ha! Nyah!
CHOSEN ONE: But isn't Betty, a woman's name!?
EuropeYear1917 8 months ago
while i was watching this i thought "im watching Kung Fu Something: The Abridged Movie"
anyone felt this had that abridged vibe to it?
Denevue 8 months ago
@Denevue That's why this movie sucks. It's mostly just footage from Tiger and the Crane with some footage Steve Odenkirk shot himself. It's Bullshit. Just watch Kung Fu Hustle instead.
PrinceAppalling 8 months ago
@PrinceAppalling hehe sorry ive already watched Stephens Chow fight Axe Gang for a 100 times already XD its one of my favorites next to Shaun of the Dead
Denevue 8 months ago
@Denevue Hey its better than watching a Steve Odenkirk fight a cow.
PrinceAppalling 8 months ago
@PrinceAppalling hehe i agree XD but this film had ups.......i guess? well it did had a lot of downs though
Denevue 8 months ago
@PrinceAppalling I thought it was funny. Maybe because I'm into Mystery Science Theater 3000.
Patrick19833 6 months ago
Your days are over mister lol the best movie line ever!
TheJangofett227 9 months ago
0:53 He has Marshmellow from Annoying Orange on his tongue!
varppis 9 months ago
This looks so stupid. :| I might watch it.
SoundToxin 9 months ago
This movie gets dumber and dumber every time i watch it. And yet i continue to do so. Screw it i'm gonna watch the dvd right now
slicksinista 9 months ago
So stupid.
Seanorman88 9 months ago
It's Betty, you son of a pig. My name is...Betty. Hmrnrmrmrmrmrm
Lach1234 9 months ago 21
@Lach1234 But isn't Betty a womens name??? :O
TagzBloody 2 months ago
we are both ventriloquies, ventriloquies, ventriloquies. We are both ventriloquies and we practice everyday!
zeldasfan193 9 months ago 4
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bloodhoun138 9 months ago
My math teacher told me and my class to watch this movie...
Soldier52541 10 months ago
@Soldier52541 why? lol a teacher :D
AleXX1995XX 9 months ago
@AleXX1995XX he said hes probably show my class the whole movie at the end of the skool year. lol, he said he recommend the class to watch it. he wasted the whole period except for 10 mins of class time. saying how stupid but good it is.
Soldier52541 9 months ago
@Soldier52541 lol what a teacher! :)
AleXX1995XX 9 months ago
@AleXX1995XX yup
Soldier52541 9 months ago
5 people only disliked because there was no sequel
jupiterfreak88 10 months ago
1:11
JordanHF00 10 months ago
melhor Filme de todos....
CromeTecnologk006 10 months ago
WTF?!
Pkn47 10 months ago
this film is so stupid but so funny, i was literally laughing the whole way through crying of alughter bahahaha wiu wiu wiu iwu iwu wiu wiu lo llol lol and the hay hay hay hay tongue thingy get me evrytime! i watched it about 3 days ago and laughed loads all over again lol lol lol betty hehehehhehe
giannafcb56 10 months ago
Best movie ever!!
Mackfabio 10 months ago
someone jizzed on the coming soon part.
NarutorRasengan 10 months ago
seriously??
musikisgeil 11 months ago
hey whose that guy?......i dont know
JemimasMusic 11 months ago
you can call me betty heheheheh xD
obviously1337devil 11 months ago
I rock, and roll, all day long!...SWEET SUZY! HEHEAHEHEEH
FreakyKing2 11 months ago
WHERE IS MY SEQUEL
PcRoX123hackedACC 11 months ago
This was the perfect movie, only thing I though the cow fight scene dragged out a little to much
SmoothCriminalAaron 11 months ago
this movie is so fucking funny, and it's even funnier when ur high
GhettoBlaster100 11 months ago 3
This trailer makes the movie look terrible. The CGI baby and the CGI cow are easily the worst parts of the movie.
Leatherbubba 11 months ago 4
eni mini miney mo i wonder where my glove will go :)
datkid58 11 months ago
man this trailer looks SOO terrible, but the movie is soo much better
JerFish12 11 months ago
This trailer makes this movie look terrible, when it was really hilarious.
Iwatchtrek 11 months ago
ONE TIT WOMAN :D
bymicromize 11 months ago
I hated this movie when I first saw it. Stupidest thing I ever saw. The other day I saw it high, and it was AMAZING.
downdowntown 11 months ago
i can't believe rotten-tomato rate this movie so low, i find it hilarious good.mybe not for everyone i guess
nakorn86 1 year ago
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Lol,1 of the most funniest movies I have seen indeed.
LiangHuBBB 1 year ago
Best. Movie. EVAR!
ElleOhElleHilarious 1 year ago
When people intentionally set out to make the worst movie ever such incredibly epic things happen.
EuphoricDan 1 year ago 117
@EuphoricDan Nothing compared to people who unintentionally make the worst movie ever.
Lleanlleawrg 5 months ago
It's a net...and it's tinee! NYAHAAA NYAHAAAA RAAAAAARR!!
PsykoReaper926 1 year ago
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LMFAO one of the best movies ever
alexpwe 1 year ago
1:30 YOUR TELLING ME NO ONE IS GOING TO COMMENT ON THAT? WTF?!
Pact1017 1 year ago
OPEN THE MOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTH
M4nBearFrog 1 year ago
One of the funniest movies I have ever watched.
Either I haven't grown up yet or this is still as brilliant as it was back in 2002. xD
RhythmPanda 1 year ago 89
@RhythmPanda you havent grown up....
aguzman2011 5 months ago
Omg I haven't watched this in ages.
When we had our Japanese exchange student, I swear he watched it at least 50 times while laughing his ass off
AmberOfTheShadows 1 year ago
What a horrible trailer, I hate these American over the top dramatic comedy trailers.
2BCBattlefield 1 year ago
@2BCBattlefield shut up.
MrLycur 1 year ago 2
yh right break tree with a finger
ghostpw93 1 year ago
This has got to be THE dumbest stupidest, retardest, most hilarious, literally collapses you from laughing so hard, movie ever made...I used to love those old Kung Fu movies, but this movie ruined it for me....now every time i watch like Crouching Tiger or Hero, this movie comes to my head and i can't stop laughing....
Seddybear18 1 year ago 3
3 persons are called Betty.
007Pogo 1 year ago
1:09 :D
MrGyakuya 1 year ago
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MrGyakuya 1 year ago
This trailer did the movie no justice. But the film itself was hilarious, and oh, so quotable. x'D
LuLuCappuccino 1 year ago
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This movie was hilarious!!!
alexelouati 1 year ago
This movie gets old for me after 3 viewings. But when I first time saw it. I litterally almost died laughing. Very ridiculous but hilarious movie.
leafloev 1 year ago
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this movie is the best xD
Animettv 1 year ago
00:42 is my favourite =P
StarSeeker94 1 year ago
THE MOST EPIC MOVIE IN THE WORLD!
iseedeadaliens 1 year ago
kung fu cow :D
mrsjennyjonas39 1 year ago
It looks really stupid. Kind of like those "_____ Movie" (or Vampires Suck / Meet the Spartans). But this is actually self-aware and really hillarious.
Mustkunstn1k 1 year ago
1:54 win.
GGGunitNextLevel 1 year ago
lol just saw this movie earlier today
narutoballzguy 1 year ago
LOL 1:29 :))
spidercip13 1 year ago
1 finger kamehameha 0:40-0:42 XD
EmeraldStarshooter 1 year ago
"If you've got an ass, I'll kick it!"
tird0o7 1 year ago
i love the dogs bark hah
xjeanxnormax 1 year ago
Yeah, the tiny net is a death sentence. I is a net... and it's tiny:) LOL
KrissTheSavage 1 year ago
This is so bad it is good
d1337n00b 1 year ago
This film's FUCKED!!!
pandaeyes42 1 year ago
that movie is just stupid funny, its so hard not laugh at it
BTMandy1 1 year ago
why did they dub some of the video
xkillerjack 1 year ago
you go that way! ill go home!.. MY NIPPLES LOOK LIKE MILK DUDS! (
LOL
Rand0mpplz 1 year ago
I first watched this when I was about 7 and now at 18 its still freaking hilarious. "You're days are over mister" and the squeeky shoes and the reverse fighting are absolutely legendary.
CastielFTW 1 year ago 2
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I think this movie is crap.
fuckitstrent 1 year ago
@fuckitstrent I think your taste in movies is crap. >:{
Weepyun 1 year ago 4
@Weepyun swo essentially your judging my entire movie critiquing because of a 6 word statement stating my opinion that I don't like this movie. If you think my taste in movies are crap then you are also ultimately saying the following movies are crap:
Batman Begins
The Dark Night
Kick-Ass
The Great Escape
Happy Gilmore
Billy Maddison
The Water Boy
Kung Fu Hustle
Fearless
fuckitstrent 1 year ago
@fuckitstrent 1: if you can't use english don't comment on youtube
2: when you judje films like that you should have a reason
3: just because you don't like something it doen't make it crap.. unless off course you are god...
4: Wtf is "swo"?
zeledakixx 1 year ago
@zeledakixx 1: "swo" was a spelling mistake. It takes half a brain to figure out I meant "so". The rest of my comment made perfect sense.
2. I do have a reason. I don't have to give a reason if I don't want to, but in this case it is simply because this movie didn't make me laugh.
3: Thank you for considering the fact that I might indeed be god, but unfortunately no, I am not. Take note of my original comment "I think this movie is crap." - I was not aware that other opinions are invalid
fuckitstrent 1 year ago
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Weepyun 1 year ago
@fuckitstrent Yes. I don't like any of those movies except Kung Fu Hustle. Of course, most people would probably say my taste is more crap than yours, but take note I too said "I think."
Also it is probably "The Dark Knight".
Weepyun 1 year ago
@Weepyun Also "Kick-Ass" may or may not be good.
Weepyun 1 year ago
@Weepyun Yeah I don't have a problem with your opinion. I never said I did. My problem was that you judged my entire movie taste based on a 6 word comment about one single movie.
fuckitstrent 1 year ago
@fuckitstrent What I really meant was "your taste in movies is diametrically opposed to mine, and thus I must defend this excellent one." Just messin' d00d. Everyone is entitled to their own taste, after all.
Weepyun 1 year ago
Pro. the most stupidest movie I've ever seen and actually it was still freaking hilarious,I loved how they dub and editted the movie,LOL,yep u gotta love the cow fight scene,just watched it last night on my DVD player.
animal90sFreak5 1 year ago 87
@animal90sFreak5 espacally the guy with the teddy bear sounds XD
ssj4goget 1 year ago
@animal90sFreak5 Sure it wasn't a VCR?
catolupus 1 year ago
@animal90sFreak5
watch?v=zbpjTBa3ue0&feature=related
GGGunitNextLevel 1 year ago
@animal90sFreak5 The thing is this isn't even the stupidest movie ever. NOT BY A LONG SHOT! And it's still better and a lot funnier that a lot of other stupid movies. And infact just funnier than a lot of movies ingeneral.Im watching this movie right now for the first time in like 8 years.This moives halarious and awesome! =)
NIckoSimpson200 1 year ago
@animal90sFreak5 weeeweeweeweeooweeoo
mikeja008 11 months ago
the main role should be given to Jackie Chan
Tha3astsidaZ 1 year ago