Yesterdaye, me and MOMMA DAMRON went to McDONILDZ and I got some FREE CHIKKKEN NOUGATS wif a MCDONILDZ paper hat ? I think it came wif my HAPPPPEY MEAL for beieing good ? Aneyway I then wnet to my local FLEA MARKIT and I buoght some BUDDDDEY HOLLLEY adn ELVIS collables for like 5 bukcs and I even got a free JIMMEY ORION ELLIS colering book ?
Waht have you done for your ELVIS or JIMMMEY today ?
We really could of done with John having a go at a song for europe, I mean Ireland had that dustin the turkey and those eastern european countries put out loads of weird stuff that get through. I'd of voted anyway :D
Don't worry, sirtinycreep. You could check out Rory Bremner or "2 pints of lager & a packet of crisps" or maybe try "Deal"... they may make you laugh. They don't do it for me but I could manage a slightly more in-depth appraisal.
Genius!!!
fairziff 1 month ago
Love it. Thanks for posting
dual506 1 month ago
Erm no one has mentioned Justin Bieber on here yet???
rosewoodbassist 3 months ago
"Smells Like White Spirit".
TheFunkadelicFan 4 months ago
A comedy genius!!!!!!!! All hail the Shuttleworth!!!!!!!!
dalymc 6 months ago
one person removed the cardboard from the bounty bar
LiamTheGreat 7 months ago
John Shuttleworth cracks me up everytime!!!
Feisty1967 7 months ago
total genious !!!!!
countorlock100 10 months ago
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"have a little dagger and come at the audience" he's a genius!
subglitch 10 months ago
"have a little dagger and come at the audience" he's a genius
subglitch 10 months ago 3
John you are legend!!
Feisty1967 1 year ago
when was this on?
neilrwilkinson 1 year ago
@neilrwilkinson 1993 ish.
popitinpete 1 year ago 2
Love how he loses it. The timing is brilliant
zombiegod 1 year ago
Ha ha ha I have just seen myself in the purple top in the front row-brings back memories!
Suzenewts 1 year ago
great stuff,often see him on his bike around town !
mojomakerz 1 year ago
that woman on the front row on the right is loving it,, good for her i would be as well.
brimbo100 1 year ago
I want a leather coat like yours John.
simondotwatts 1 year ago
gordon is a MORONNNNN
clemzzz 1 year ago
Hi ALLLLL my Jimmey ORION Ellis frwiends ?
Yesterdaye, me and MOMMA DAMRON went to McDONILDZ and I got some FREE CHIKKKEN NOUGATS wif a MCDONILDZ paper hat ? I think it came wif my HAPPPPEY MEAL for beieing good ? Aneyway I then wnet to my local FLEA MARKIT and I buoght some BUDDDDEY HOLLLEY adn ELVIS collables for like 5 bukcs and I even got a free JIMMEY ORION ELLIS colering book ?
Waht have you done for your ELVIS or JIMMMEY today ?
Bless,Frwiends,STC,Allen
damron13 1 year ago
Very very clever songwriter is Graham Fellowes and he writes some mean melodies too. Absolutely love the guy.
penusenvy 2 years ago
well I was looking up dead websites, and bubble gun came up and they had an article on this guy making a eurovision song. pretty funny guy
pika23 2 years ago
If anyone takes issue with John Shuttleworth then they just don't get him at all
jeffiegirl 2 years ago 9
@jeffiegirl 1.26 - 'Mr & Mrs Whitaker, they love that one and she's a lab technician, it's just a question of taste, i'n't it?!'
Hah! Classic!
Owdfolkie 11 months ago
We really could of done with John having a go at a song for europe, I mean Ireland had that dustin the turkey and those eastern european countries put out loads of weird stuff that get through. I'd of voted anyway :D
HazardousLemon 2 years ago
Amazing song that. Any negative comment made about John is made by a Idiot.
feeofee 2 years ago 2
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GET OFFFFFFFFFFF! COCK!
knutfheifer 2 years ago
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This is rubbish.
sirtinycreep 2 years ago
Don't worry, sirtinycreep. You could check out Rory Bremner or "2 pints of lager & a packet of crisps" or maybe try "Deal"... they may make you laugh. They don't do it for me but I could manage a slightly more in-depth appraisal.
peetludlow 2 years ago 4
yes excellent and entertaining rubbish
and no Simon Cowell!!
martinevans123 2 years ago 2
I love the bloke but I hope Jack Duckworth gets royalties.He even sings like him!
MrWitchtrials 2 years ago
At last! A video on youtube that some yank hasn't come along and posted trash-talk underneath!
As Yorkshire as David Hockney and Alan Bennett - start a hall of fame now!
astronomenoff99 2 years ago 14
Sounds like Jim Bowen, they should bring back bullseye and have John as the presenter...
MrHanbo 2 years ago 3
Now there's a super smashing idea.
peetludlow 2 years ago
Damned good Idea MrHanbo I like your thinking
ExiledCarebear 2 years ago
ah man no matter how many times i hear him i cry with laughter- hes a genius
spynee 2 years ago
He is a real comedy talent and this is one of his finest songs.
MrGentlepaw 2 years ago
Was that number 78 on the Yamaha, John?
arfer 2 years ago
damn that song is catchy!!!
gotta love John Shuttleworth
rorrt 2 years ago
PUNCH THE AIR!
FLASH THE LIGHTS!
mgrh001 2 years ago 2
John Shuttleworth is a legend! Every time I see a Hansel and Gretel chalet I think of him!
valeriargh 2 years ago 2
Hansel and Gretel chalet? A man can stand up in one fully erect. Stop that, Ken.
popitinpete 2 years ago 2
Oooph Ken! You can't do that, theres a housepipe ban!
valeriargh 2 years ago 4
He's absolutely amazing!!
AdamSwainston0 2 years ago
NEVER forget to put Dolby on, John. Golden rule number one!
thisisriffed 2 years ago
class
sflaz 2 years ago
Find the fella very funny
wellwell1212 2 years ago
He were out toboganing taking advantage of the little light they have Lol
scaresdale 2 years ago
I won't be able to sleep tonight. That was too hooky, too catchy. :)
artysmokes 2 years ago
jilted john rules lol
EVERTONIC 2 years ago 2
A Legend!
zen234 2 years ago
Saw him at Warwick last week, he gave us his Tracker bar at the end! Brilliant!
ZIPPYGEORGEBUNGLE 3 years ago 5
First class confectionery!
popitinpete 3 years ago
@ZIPPYGEORGEBUNGLE Not a Bounty with no card?
alvaskins 1 year ago
I've seen him live a few times, he's brilliant
sljf555 3 years ago
"doesn't have to be blue" Saw him in Worcester last night. Very funny.
thisisriffed 3 years ago