I Asked Jesus If He Exists....

[JesusHug]

Jesus is one of those guys who says more with a meaningful Look.

[mrcooldude964]

your days of mocking jesus will not last forever, eternity is along time,

[1lomofo1]

@mrcooldude964 And you're a fucking stupid bible thumper brainwashed for years. Not only does jesus not exist, you're a FUCKING FOOL if you believe otherwise. Now, go back to reading your book of fairy tales, the adults are talking...

[mrcooldude964]

@1lomofo1 1 cor 1:18 for the message of the cross is foolishness to those who are perishing, but to us who are being saved it is the power of God.

[1lomofo1]

@mrcooldude964 Blah, blah, blah. You fucktards always have a way of explaining it, don't you?

[Kirasupporter1]

@1lomofo1 You are an idiot. Jesus was real but we have yet to prove rather he was the son of god or just some lunatic who says he was.

He could just be any crazy off the street but he does exist.

[groundsman]

I also asked Jesus if he exists. He said no.

[gergru]

i didnt kno jesus was a cricket

[okiluxs]

Sorry I was in the bathroom while you asked me.

[ukgreaterlondon]

i asked jesus why am i still single after twenty five years and jesus said to me "my bible is false are you still learning from my holy bible?" LOL !

honestly jesus christ did say this to me, then jesus showed me childrens books and childrens cartoons in television because jesus wants me to be childlike to learn human behavior this way ; )

MY MOTHER READ ME CHILDRENS BOOKS WHEN I WAS A YOUNG CHILD AND MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME TO TALK INLANDISH-WHERE DOES JESUS CHRIST COME INTO THIS MIRACLE? ; )

[wcresponder]

you got that right sister.

[donn409]

Psalm 14:1-3 says, "The fool says in his heart, "There is no God." They are corrupt, they do abominable deeds, there is none that does good. The LORD looks down from heaven upon the children of men, to see if there are any that act wisely, that seek after God. They have all gone astray, they are all alike corrupt; there is none that does good, no, not one." I believe that makes you the stupid one.

[edwinm1]

@donn409 i believe you're the stupid one by quoting from an ancient fairy tale book

[donn409]

@edwinm1 The fairy tale is you thinking you wont have to pay for your sins committed in this life on Judgement Day. We will all bend our knee, you included. Don't let people like kimpulsion mislead you into thinking you can do what you want with no consequences. Think about it, if you do something wrong and get caught you get punished. Well, you will be punished at the Day of Judgement as well. The only difference is, God was watching when you did the things you didn't get caught doing.

[AQGOAT24]

@donn409 You are the fool by using circular logic.

[donn409]

@AQGOAT24 Your arrogant reply make you the foolish one, not me.

[AQGOAT24]

@donn409 Then instead of using the Bible to prove your point, use something else. Posting bible verses will not convince us because we dismiss it as a book without inherent truth.

[donn409]

@AQGOAT24 I want to ask you a question. If God doesn't exist how did the universe get created. And don't say because scientists say a Big Bang caused it. They don't know because they weren't there either.

[AQGOAT24]

@donn409 And No one saw Adam and Eve either. The Big bang is an accepted model because it fits with the current data, and its has underwent rigorous scientific scrutiny. The Big Bang Theory is more about the development of the Universe not how it was created. All you are saying is "I don't know how the Universe started, therefore God". That is not proper scientific reasoning, and the scientific method is the best way to explore the natural world, not blind faith in a fairy tail.

[donn409]

@AQGOAT24 Science isn't infallible and therefore you cannot accept their theories as fact. As a matter of fact, science is more often wrong than not. Everything has a creator, from the houses we live in to the the cars we drive. The universe also has a creator and it is Jehovah.

[AQGOAT24]

@donn409 Science adjusts its view based on the data that is presented. How do you know the Bible isn't fallible. There is no reason to believe it is not fallible. Cars and Hours cannot be compared to the Universe, because we have seen cars and houses being built not a universe. So the analogy is flawed. Let's assume that your reasoning is actually true, if everything has a creator then who created Jehovah? If he is the exception. This is special pleading.

[donn409]

@AQGOAT24 @AQGOAT24 You know the Bible says that Jehovah always existed. Therefore he has no beginning and no end. He created the whole Universe. If you're so sure there's no God how come you try so hard to make sure others reject his existance?

[AQGOAT24]

@donn409 Thus you would prove your premise that everything has a creator to be false. You also haven't separated Jehovah from Vishnu the FSM or Allah as possible creators.

[donn409]

@AQGOAT24 I've always known God existed. I have no doubt whatsoever. Just because we didn't witness the Universe being created didn't mean it didn't have a creator, Jehovah. No one today was around when the Taj Mahal was built, so does that mean someone didn't create it? Someone's analogy is flawed and it isn't mine.

[AQGOAT24]

@donn409 I didn't make an analogy. Second of all, the Taj Mahal has written record by various sources not just the ones in favor of the King about its creation. We can also build another one with the engineering we have. The analogy is flawed because the Taj Mahal is not the same thing as a Universe. There are various aspects of the universe that we do not comprehend or understand yet, so we cannot just compare it to things we know about. Lastly, you still haven't proven anything.

[donn409]

@AQGOAT24 And the Bible is a written record about the creation of the Universe. Just because Man doesn't possess the knowledge to create another one doesn't make the Bible any less a written record. I believe I've proven without a shadow of the doubt there is a God.

[AQGOAT24]

@donn409 Jehovah still has the same probability as Zeus, FSM, Allah, or even myself as the creator of the universe. Anyways I think we should end the argument here since neither of us are going to alter our position.

[donn409]

@AQGOAT24 My position will always outweigh yours, but you're right, we should end our discussion. I pray you will find peace one day. And don't say you already have because if you had you wouldn't have a vendetta against the existance of a God.

[jhall38]

I suppose if you had a conversation with a friend who refused to give you an answer in the time or manner you required or even at all, you could by that claim that the friend doesn't exist, right? Could there be a more arrogant thesis? If you won't be so dismissive of another human, what makes you think you'd understand anything about God because He doesn't meet your conversational expectations? Maybe you simply don't have the proper communication skills, the first of which might be DESIRE.

[kimpulsion]

@edwinm1 & esara6 - You two should partner up and take that act on the road - I LMAO'd!! :D

[edwinm1]

@kimpulsion lol we wouldn't get a big audience lmfao+

[esara6]

interesting god bless you my child"

[edwinm1]

i love you...may the spaghetti monster be with you my child

[esara6]

@edwinm1 yes if we are hungry" LoL" or if your stomach acid are trying to eat your organ's LMAo......."

[edwinm1]

@esara6 lol may he also bless our organs so that wont happen lol

[esara6]

@edwinm1 God Will my Young Puberty

[jhall38]

@edwinm1 What a pity. Your imagination regarding God is limited to your interest in food and creatures of fantasy. That you don't find the idea that material things are not eternal and therefore do need a Creator to be understood is unfortunate. The idea of God is more important than you, Bertrand Russell or his want-a-be's like Hitchens and Dawkins are willing to grant. You may as well dismiss the idea of infinity. All this atheistic, pseudo-scientific anti-intellectualism is stifling.

[edwinm1]

@jhall38 shut up and bow to the spaghetti monster you heathen!

[McBad48]

thumbs up for the sound effects and pissing off christians L:)L

[donn409]

And girls like you wonder why your life stinks.

[kimpulsion]

@donn409 I don't recall saying my life stinks, but whatever gets you through the flood, Pal. Perhaps you should pray for better insight - at least when THAT request gets ignored, it'll be glaringly obvious. Have a super day!

[donn409]

@kimpulsion Your arrogance can't hide your unhappiness.

[edwinm1]

@donn409 your god cant hide your stupidity

[donn409]

@kimpulsion The Bible says, "You shall not tempt the Lord your God." Your video is trying to do that. Of course he isn't going to answer you the way you think he should. Don't be foolish. Prayer is the only way you will receive answers.

[lardo444]

ohhh i get it now. jimmini cricket IS jesus. and porky pig is god. and, you guessed it, casper is the holy ghost. now i see the light. it all fits.

peace, lardo.

[kimpulsion]

@lardo444 Hah!

[kirke420]

Hey, this is Jesus... sorry I'm late... What did you need? :)

[QuranTafseer]

lol soldier of God is not real thats the whole point, i guess you realise that ha : )

[kimpulsion]

@QuranTafseer Yes, I realized that! Too bad he was suspended because not EVERYONE was smart enough to crack that code! :)

[QuranTafseer]

@kimpulsion haha, yeah i agree that guy had a bit of style, the one when he pulled a knife i guess got him banned, lol i cant remember anything from that video, apart from the Rambo Knife haha

[nogogma]

Jesus is a damned cricket ! LOL ....

[kimpulsion]

@nogogma No... Allah is a cricket. That sound was Jesus doing his best impression of his Muslim friend. :D

[nogogma]

@kimpulsion ; I like your style Kim .... 8 - ) 

[nonoxynol]

@kimpulsion No. They are both crickets, they are trying to compete for the attention of a female cricket, Mary.

[yOuDiSgRaCe]

@kimpulsion No... you are a cricket. That sound was your stomach. >.<

[kimpulsion]

@yOuDiSgRaCe Possibly. Where's J.C. with that one fish when you need him? Mmmmmmm.... fish.

[yOuDiSgRaCe]

@kimpulsion he probably placed it in your freezer, check there.

[arithine]

Are you sure the video wasn't just a joke?

[MahyarAkbar]

HAHAHAHAHAH ....

[prohack101]

lmfao great job lol

[newcoyote]

Umm...He did answer. He's a cricket now. Duh? Proof Hinduism is true. Ever hear of reincarnation? Jeesh.

[Yuratchka]

Ummm, Jesus is a human. How the hell is he suppose to answer you? LOL.

[jj3205]

You just love trying to get under Christians skin dont you?

[bearzangry666]

OH BEEGE !

[wireless213]

ur so cute.. hehehe....  love you....

[mipoi]

Jesus's dad created those crickets... Isn't that evidence? You have to be learn to "read" the answers given to you by god or its representatives....

[buckinfitches]

@mipoi Christians have horrible grammar!

[kimpulsion]

@buckinfitches HAH! :D So much for homeschooling.... lol

[caspersme]

Ur so cute :) Love the ending, you'll be waiting a long time for an answer, unless of course he comes along and slaps you outta that chair. ;-)

[333333344444]

awesome