Twilight Parody Spoof Jeff Loveness

[stickerbot]

"Are... are you wearing lip gloss?"

"... My lips were chapped."

"UGH."

[lachantefleurie]

ahahhahahahahahah this is so funny

[Rachel7712]

"No son of mine will sparkle!" omfg that had me laughing so hard.

[saphara00900]

Nice.

[MissAliGrace]

Dramatic zoom iiin... Lol, so good.

[fLyNuBz1]

hahaha iht sounds like he said los borrachos in 0:50

[thefrickenfilmcritic]

that "excuse me" being said dramatically made me crack up

[devilsavenger051181]

Great stuff, absolutely hilarious.

[codywrite]

The simpsons stole this!

[Tidustrix]

besides, the sun doesnt hurt me...I sparkle!

[konnman]

@Tidustrix No son of mine sparkles! lol

[ManTeddybearPig]

This has been the best parody i have ever seen. its like SNL, its funny as hell. NOSFERATU is Amazing

[MrCaptainwonderpants]

Love the electrical tape finger nails. Hawt.

[savgarrett]

nosferatu, what a stud.

[TheMsLolSmileyFace10]

He looks like Voldemort :o

[Blackkitten16]

no son of mine sparkles!

[CircleOne513]

I love the Arrested Devolpment refrence

[RobHSlade]

the dad is the greatest vampire of all time. the teeth lol

[thatbennyguy]

1:30 you're not the count of me XD

[cloudcutter81]

the 28 who hit dislike are tween girls

[SlytherinPrincessVP]

The dad looks like voldemort lol

[insaneisthenameXD]

@SlytherinPrincessVP

He's meant to be Nosferatu.

[SlytherinPrincessVP]

@insaneisthenameXD I know but he looks like voldemort XP

[WrestlingFanCritic]

lol, kinda funny

[connorqb17]

(no expression) "No dont eat me." lmao. 

[ibadoisse]

OMGGGGGG I have her head phones!

[Hilianna77]

no son of mine sparkles!

[ytweitenberner]

Funny movies, need better title effects tho!

[TcroftY]

lol.

[MrsCamui]

I love her!

... Her? o_O

[BROKENHOUSEFILMS]

you had cleverly loured her into the woods, now its time to feast!!

[ndanatswa]

hilarious!

[RickiSanchez]

"I'll lurk, I'll be menacing!" LOL

[PufferBluntman]

The sun doesn't hurt me, I just sparkle LMAO

[PeppermintSyllable]

Ha ha. "He was big in the twenties, but now." Nosferatu! Great video, guys!

[IamApple]

Jeff, this is still my favorite video of yours.

[jonnyguy2000]

Wow his dad is He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named but stupider

[MrsCamui]

@jonnyguy2000 Try using an actual word like "dumber"

[dragonsaif]

what was that???

Dose that suppose to be funny...

I was searching for one moment to smile only one smile.. and i couldn't... This was the worse video i have ever seen in youtube it must be deleted..

please the person who make this video please stop making them you are humiliating your self in front of millions. you should know that you are not funny at all. and what kind of teeth was that did you steal it from the mouse that live under your bed... grow up and search for something better to do

[latinapeacechick]

At least these guys are doing something productive with their lives, unlike you.

[xxAkitoandSanaxx]

@dragonsaif I'd like to see you do better. I like this video a lot, but if you don't, that's fine. But you should give constructive criticism - have you heard of this? Most iIntellectual people do this. I think you're comments are unjust, pathetic, and to be honest, down right rude. You are the kind of people that make youtube suck.

[UmatsuObossa]

@dragonsaif LAWL. I spy a butthurt Twilight fan.

[austinandjoefilms]

That was great! I swear, you're one of the only youtubers with intelligent humor.

[TinnedWaffles]

i'm waiting for someone to spoof the "how long have you been 17" response with "... 17 years? ya dumb bitch."

[latinapeacechick]

haha that would be hilarious

[xfirexchildx]

@TinnedWaffles i understand the idea and agree it would be funny, but it wouldn't be 17 years...

[TinnedWaffles]

@xfirexchildx lol did you just randomly read through all the comments? XD But yeah you're right, reading back on it, I should have put 1 year or however long since his bday or whatever.

[xfirexchildx]

@TinnedWaffles yea, i really do just randomly read through comments lol

[6u6u7o]

he's father outlook it's just awsome!

[greysummers]

"Her?"

haha reminded me of arrested development

[pochitamonita]

"the sun doesn't hurt me, I sparkle" best part

[Bollywoodlover100]

Lol so funny

[falgre]

Rolf!

[IamApple]

"Her!?" ahaha

[Winnarly]

"What? Don't eat me." lmfao 5/5

[Mistoffelees11]

hahah it is i kort barlow

[LuckyAssult]

I love how you nailed the acting in Twilight.

"What...? No.... Don't eat me....."

Best part.

[lev924]

i wish that was actuly his dad

[holly1267]

wicked funny lol and the guy who plays edward is sooo hoottt lol

[locustGRUNDEE]

She looks ALLOT better than the woman in that movie.

[Blackkitten16]

@locustGRUNDEE and acts better too

[ziltoid1014]

@locustGRUNDEE disagree. girl in movie is way hotter

[Zdarkgoth]

Lmao. Great stuff. Well done.

[wingman895]

what??????????????????????????­?

[elydark]

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it's freaking awesome!!!!

[writeneat]

jajajajaja

[dancinggirl52]

that's stupid!!!! except that "now is the time 2 feast"

[CrystalSnowfire]

nicely done

[HazelEyedEpiphany]

lmfao, edward i hella gay ! "Come one let's go b4 the sun kills us both -" "I'm not afraid of the sun, I SPARKLE!!" lmao "Are you wearing lip gloss.?!" "....My lips are chapped....."

[Squishy876]

Oh this is awesome

[vanessa180000]

"now is the time to fest !"

[ticalcmaster]

If they are vampires how are they out durring the day?

[Chrisindapurplehouse]

because vampires can go out during the day read dracula or varney the vampire hve a look at the source material before dissing twilight

[ShihouinYoruichiSan]

how nosferatu looks like with his strange teeth and the long nails xD cant stop laughing! well done

[lovelylyricgirl]

"no son o mine sparkles"

lol

[amateurperson]

lol THAT WAS ******* HILARIOUS!!!

[AkikoLeonhart]

XD. This is indeed a WIN. :3

[adrienne987654]

lol....

[lovenotwarXo]

"And besides the sun doesn't hurt me. I sparkle".

"No son of mine sparkles!"

I loved that bit! and the "dramatic zoom in" part was hilarious.

[roflitsemma]

oh no. dont eat me.

she sounds so enthusiastic.

[90oooo09]

nosferatuu was hilarious

[ahdeath2007]

the bad acting of the girl was a good touch

[laura811123]

sooooo funny

[margdick]

noseratum: no son of mine sparkles and is that lipgloss omg terribly funny

[Ana27twihp]

it was quite funny xD

[xXCrayonEater117Xx]

nosferatum kinda looks like countchocula.

[chelzlovespie]

hahahahahhahahhahahhahahhahaha lmao love it no son of mine sparkels and is that lipstick??? haha

[BrizyComics]

I finally saw the movie Twilight on DVD.

And dear God in heaven, this version is SOOOO much better!

[Toastishott]

No one really hates Twilight... Either you love it because of the 'Romance' or something.. Or you love it for the lulz.

[writeneat]

good point haha

[KingDavidDonavan]

i like the nigahiga version more..:\

my opinion!!!

[Cassylala]

i loved the harry potter one but this was way funnier.

[doyoulikesprinkles]

Jeff was creepy-good. Yeah, that's a new adjective.

[AGirl1414]

lol omg awsum why cant twilight be awsum like this

[daisydoo123456789]

WHEN THEY DRINK THE GIRL AWSOME

[midnightsunband96]

No son of mine sparkles! lmao

[availableusername9]

...................her?

[AoiSakuraba24]

wow this was surprisingly boring

[fleepinflipper14]

are you wearing lip gloss??

[angelicbaby92]

HAHA THIS IDEA IS REALLY ORIGINAL! Yeah I've seen a lot of paradies of twilight, but I really laughed out loud when nos sporatu pooped out! Sorry I don't know how to spell his name.

[tabithascobra]

watered down vampires... yep, that's pretty much it!

[teckmate]

i love twilight but this was halirious

"are you wearing lip gloss, my lips get chaped" LOL

[follower64]

You love Twilight? That's unfortunate.

[TheTuberRose]

Very nice :-D

[narutoUgirl]

lol he reminds me of frie or futurama

[TangyGoodness]

"He was big back in the twenties but now he's... ahh" hahahahhahah fuckin genius!! Kyle Helf, you are the man

[xHEYxTHERExSUNSHINEx]

is he wearing a shower cap?! ^-^

[tinaxm]

Actually a producer said, I really don't remember the name now... But he said that every mythology, as you say... needs to change sometimes... vampires have been following the same line all this time... and that can make the things boring after a while... make vampire movies just vampire movies. Twilight is not about vampires, basicly is about the 'Dangerous Love' between Bella and Edward.

I don't like Twilight by the way. But that's my opinion about the mythology changes

Good Video btw..

[acexjinx4ever]

if you notice on edwards collar theres white face paint XD i love this video

[ellesbelles82]

are you wearing lipgloss LOL

[MsYaxin]

lol. awesome!

[helloworldhereiamok]

lol, that was great.

[homiepro16]

this is funny

[tempandbrookevids]

it was gay and stupid

[xxAkitoandSanaxx]

You are gay and stupid -_-

[ToxicSnowflake]

Just Like twilight

[GrobanitePhan]

Amazingly brilliant, especially the bit at the end, "...the bad acting, the story structure, the lack of basic vampire mythology." Sooo good and so true!

[kali1056]

lolz

[NEONholly]

"Because of your twilight friends - girls now come up to me and ask for my picture"

LOL.

[gumball8989]

"No son of mine sparkles!!"

[izodiac123]

i cant stop watching twilight parodies der soooo funny!!! XD

[BaraKumoi]

hahahahaha lol! I cant stop watching twi parodies.

[KeksPlah]

lol, so great :D

Dad, she's different, I love her!

[xxAkitoandSanaxx]

OMG i can't stop watching this @.@ Im suprised it only has 20,186 views 'coz it's the funniest one on youtube so far!

[RickiSanchez]

"No son..of mine SPARKLES!"

[guiliomcewan]

jaffa cakes are never green

[dentoncountryboy]

Haha, nosferatu kicks ass in this. Great vid!

[saraGOLDEN1217]

LMAO!

the sun doesnt hurt me.... i SPARKLE!

[bouncyballblue]

Why does everybody say "twilight sucks"? Can't you enjoy it while appreciating traditional vampire lore? :-(

XD long live Nosferatu!

[xxAkitoandSanaxx]

But Twilight does suck o.o

[fLyNuBz]

ya ur rite,a little

[mcr9793]

GOD! this awesome!

TWILIGHT sucks! xD

and and and Nosferatu looks like Jared Leto.. xD

[TurkeyBoy94]

NOSFERATU OWNS!!!! twilight sucks.

[rainyreflections]

I love the monotone Bella character it was so funny

[JustPuppyLuv]

Oh my God...

1:27...

Tell me that the Arrested Development reference is intentional.

As soon as they zoomed in on Bella, I even said, "Her?" in my head. And then Nosferatu said it and I flipped a biscuit.

This is hilarious, by the way! I love it!

[PrussianSunsets]

It absolutely was. I miss George Michael and the gang dearly.

Thanks for watching. I really appreciate it.

[JustPuppyLuv]

Sweet. You've just made my life. :)

And no problem. I could watch this over and over. Great video. Really fantastic. I laughed so hard.

[IamApple]

haha I caught the reference too!

[CuddleScar]

Haha!

[cookieheros]

wow this is hecka dumb "NONE OF MY SONS SPARKEL"

nd also funnyXD

[ElderSwear07]

I love how he's like "Excuse me..." all soft...

[xxAkitoandSanaxx]

'Besides, the sun doesn't hurt me... I sparkle *.*

XD lmfao

[SkinnyJeansConversee]

IMAO

[Italianstallion1]

XD none of my sons sparkle!!!

[PeanutButterZombie00]

you guys are too awesome for your own good. XD

[kiba2468]

retarded, epic fail

[cookieheros]

ur so retarted

[horserider107]

ok I love Twilight but I found that totally hilarious

[emmalabilla]

poor bella!!!

[funlildommie]

"dramatic close up"

lol

[ElderSwear07]

He looks like Voldemort! LOL!!

[VoraciousLime]

:D that's who I thought it was supposed to be!

[steffenjensen1987]

awesome :D!

[Monokuroboo06]

hihihihi...damn funny...

[LilithKEVICC]

this is VERY strange. im confused.

[thegorillasnake]

What's so confusing about it?

[Th3ba1r0n]

2:10 That face xDD

The dramatic close up

[gwenisUPSIDEdown]

dramatic zoom in....lol

[kittieyez]

omg this so funny good job

[cmdoll97]

dramatic zoom in....no son of mine sparkles... i lurk....are yo wearin lip gloss my lips were chapped...twilight watering down vampires since 2005... lol hilarious i have some twi-spoofs my username is cmdoll97 check out my vids

[SuperJetShoes]

"Twilight.... watering down vampires since 2005,"

My god I love this. Amazing work!

[shrango]

no son of mine SPARKLES.

lmao.

omg wow. this is hilarious.

you guys are actually better than the actual twilight movie.

HAHAHAHAH

are you wearing lipgloss?!

omg. wow. i love you guys.

<3

[InSaNeSkAtEr09]

lol

[Meskenit]

-dramatic zoom in- LOL!

[RoboOmega3]

5/5! HILARIOUS!!!!!!!

[RockOutRB]

You should become a partner on Youtube! :]

[cookieheros]

thats not ture ,stupid

[blkkitsune87]

Hahaha, kinda stupid/funny

[BethisRad]

asjnkas LMFAO

[misha1901]

as a twilighter, I found this bloody hilarious!!

"What? don't eat me" XD LMFAO