I'm un-Australian. I don't like lamb, I don't eat vegemite, I was born in Europe, I don't like rednecks or their racist jokes, I only eat pies and pasties made by Euro or Asian Australian bakers, I don't drink tea, I don't watch SBS, I don't drink beer and when I do it is seldom. I don't like pubs, I don't barrack for a footy team, I don't like cricket, I don't like caucasian women because they think non Anglo saxon men are clowns you can poke a stick at. Am I Australian?
im an original Tasmanian, but now live in vic, i copped all the two headed and inbred jokes when i first moved lol now im the one making them... any aussie that is offended by this should be ashamed, this is was being an aussie is all about, taking the piss, its what we are good at :)
Seriously though people in Tasmania have no idea you're all picking on them (well maybe now with the internet and such...). I had no idea about Tasmania jokes until I went to Melbourne for the first time and someone asked me if I had two heads. I was quite confused. Well I guess every country needs an area to make them feel better about themselves and to move to when they retire. ;)
Still could be worse, I could be from New Zealand. :-P
@GingaGurl232 yea i noe mate but in sydney we sandals and thongs g-string but you love australia espically maorubra beach and everomes welcome and we hane cheap accomadition at pubs and schoolies is comin up in gold coast and no stop parties
I'm un-Australian. I don't like lamb, I don't eat vegemite, I was born in Europe, I don't like rednecks or their racist jokes, I only eat pies and pasties made by Euro or Asian Australian bakers, I don't drink tea, I don't watch SBS, I don't drink beer and when I do it is seldom. I don't like pubs, I don't barrack for a footy team, I don't like cricket, I don't like caucasian women because they think non Anglo saxon men are clowns you can poke a stick at. Am I Australian?
Johnnystrychnine 4 weeks ago
My name says it all...
TasmaniaIsAHole 1 month ago 2
LOL!!!!
CheddarFetta 2 months ago
Tasmania and NZ jokes are the best to be honest
dickwintered 2 months ago
Best guys in the world? yes
harrypuravida 2 months ago
im an original Tasmanian, but now live in vic, i copped all the two headed and inbred jokes when i first moved lol now im the one making them... any aussie that is offended by this should be ashamed, this is was being an aussie is all about, taking the piss, its what we are good at :)
love it!
Katiebear3463 3 months ago
I'm from Tasmania and I agree with this song. LOL
Seriously though people in Tasmania have no idea you're all picking on them (well maybe now with the internet and such...). I had no idea about Tasmania jokes until I went to Melbourne for the first time and someone asked me if I had two heads. I was quite confused. Well I guess every country needs an area to make them feel better about themselves and to move to when they retire. ;)
Still could be worse, I could be from New Zealand. :-P
RealStealthyNinja 3 months ago 3
@RealStealthyNinja scumbag victorians have jokes no matter what state you come from.. they are a pack of arrogant pieces of shit
SpaceMountainWOOOOOO 3 months ago
'i think the we should stop teasing tasmainia" lol
209Beefcake209 5 months ago 16
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XavierDeRosany 4 months ago
This is one of the reasons I am Australian! Non-Auzzies probably get offended
abbycrr 5 months ago 5
This was just on the radio
duhdohnuts 5 months ago
Cathy who?
7CellarDoors 6 months ago
@7CellarDoors cathy freeman
MELxoxoxoxoxo 5 months ago
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MrGrizzly117 6 months ago
marry me hamish blake
neofuneight99 6 months ago 3
love
hajimolatimes 7 months ago
this song actually brings a tear to my eye! fuckn love these guys
4twinx 7 months ago
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4twinx 7 months ago
OMG this was so funny. I love hamish ad ansy
hotchocolate13xxx 9 months ago
i was watching abc when cathy freeman won the gold medal XD
hiimjenki2 1 year ago
@hiimjenki2 sbs
cod272 9 months ago
@cod272 Yep, my bad haha
hiimjenki2 9 months ago
This is sooooo awesomely fantastically superbly hilariously funny
superkellaf 1 year ago
@mizzlandb - theyre getting one this year :) :)
1245hghf 1 year ago
Another stroke of Hamish and Andy genius
littlecupcake94 1 year ago
they should have their own T.V show!
MizzLandB 1 year ago
"If something breaks, I get a professional to fix it"
hahaah, that and the tasmania line is the best
elainethepain 1 year ago
hillarious
MrFullysickman 1 year ago
haha the tasmanian line was brilliant
Borgmeister100 1 year ago
no offence to aussie but i cant help but laugh when they say thongs... its just so weird.....
GingaGurl232 1 year ago 4
@GingaGurl232 yea i noe mate but in sydney we sandals and thongs g-string but you love australia espically maorubra beach and everomes welcome and we hane cheap accomadition at pubs and schoolies is comin up in gold coast and no stop parties
IFAZ0 1 year ago
@GingaGurl232 go to youtube and search "carl barron- a thong". he's a comedian
Borgmeister100 1 year ago
@GingaGurl232 what s weird about thong s everyoone wears them
MrFullysickman 1 year ago
@GingaGurl232 what s weird about thong s everyone wears them
MrFullysickman 1 year ago
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They are FANTASTIC in every single way! :)
pinkmusiicluva 1 year ago
hahaha i remember hearing this live on Australia Day. good times :) "i think we should stop teasing tasmania, im unaustralian" LOL
hendersonr13 1 year ago
@hendersonr13 come every body take a shot at tassie cuz of stories of inscetary
IFAZ0 1 year ago
hshshshshshs
breakingthehabit2008 1 year ago
Legends!
akrebsie 1 year ago
Haaaaaaaaaaha I hadn't heard this one, cheers!
gottamatch 1 year ago
i love hamish and andy!!! they're soooooo funny!!!!! (sorry for stating the obvious) hahahahahhaha :)
12333thisismeeee 1 year ago
hahaha they crack me up so much i always laugh at this!
cat17931793 1 year ago
hehee cool pics
SleazySanjuro 2 years ago 3
I love hamish and Andy they crack me up.
smiggle29 2 years ago 44
lawlll :D
cazzy717 2 years ago 20